Chapter 50: Delivered to the door
The dark night in July always comes very late, even if it is more than five o'clock in the afternoon, the sky is still bright, Chen Guangda, who has just gotten up, is eating seabuckles around the soup pot, and several little women are chewing and swallowing slowly next to them, from time to time to look at Chen Guangda, who looks ugly, but they all show a very understanding smile, men!
"Lao Hu! your skills are simply amazing, if you were in ancient times, you would definitely be an imperial chef......
Chen Guangda almost buried his head in the bowl, and kept giving a thumbs up to praise, while Hu Yidao withdrew his gaze from Mo Ying, lit a cigarette and said with a smile: "It's not that my brother is blowing with you, just the noodle restaurant I opened, people often drive from other places to eat, if this is put in the ......"
Hu Yidao's bull had not yet been blown, but there was a sudden soft sound of "jingle bell" in everyone's ears, and everyone's faces changed in unison, and they all jumped up from their seats, and Hu Yidao picked up his short spear and hurriedly said: "Oh no! It's the bell in the backyard ringing, something must have broken in!"
"Damn! it's not going to be that damn tin monkey again......"
The cold sweat on Chen Guangda's forehead came out at once, their bells were all tied in the courtyard, and the other party came in without even knocking down the gate, indicating that the bouncing power of that thing must be very amazing, and Hu Yidao was even more earthy, and stammered: "Qian...... Don't be that, or we're going to die!"
"You women put your bags on your backs, and we're ready to block the door and run away at any time......"
Chen Guangda hurriedly wiped the cold sweat on his forehead, and hurriedly ran out with Lao Hu with a short spear, but when they rushed into the classroom and looked out through the window, the backyard was empty and nothing, but the bell tied to the silk thread was broken on the ground, and the two immediately took a deep look at each other, knowing that this time the trouble must be big.
"Jingle Bell~"
Suddenly another bell rang, the sound of the bell was a little muffled, as soon as I heard the broken bell they tied to the back door, the hair of the two stood upside down at once, but Chen Guangda still said in a deep voice: "Remember to poke its eyes, that thing is too fast, I'm afraid we can't run away!"
"Hmm!"
Hu Yidao nodded with a pale face, and quickly put a big pot lid in front of him, who knew that before the two of them turned around, a black shadow suddenly passed outside the window, and the two hurriedly stuck to the sides to hold their breath, staring at the window with their eyes, and large drops of sweat continued to drip from the corners of their foreheads.
"Cluck", the window was gently opened a gap, and the two of them were stunned in an instant, could it be that this ghost thing is smart enough to open the window? Who knew that a pair of thief's eyes suddenly appeared, and after secretly taking a look into the house, he said excitedly: "Come in, there are no walking corpses inside!"
'Living?'
The two immediately looked at each other in shock, neither of them expected that it would be the same kind of invention, and the window was completely opened, and a plump mature woman came in, and she just wanted to turn around and greet her companion behind, but her face changed fiercely, and she wanted to run away with a miserable scream, but Chen Guangda grabbed her ponytail and directly pinned her to the ground.
"Help, help......"
The mature woman screamed desperately like crazy, running around the ground with a lot of urine, and a man hurriedly climbed up the window to save him, but Chen Guangda kicked him out again, Hu Yidao also stepped forward and grabbed the mature woman's hair, snapped two big mouths and scolded: "If you call Lao Tzu again, I will rape you!"
"Uh-huh......"
The mature woman covered her mouth, and her extremely distorted expression didn't know whether she wanted to cry or scream, but when she came back to her senses suddenly, she immediately shouted in surprise: "It's not a walking corpse!
"Hehe~ Don't be too happy, we're a cannibal ......"
Hu Yidao let out a strange laugh, and directly scared the other party's face green, and although this woman is in her forties, her convex and backward figure is very plump, and her appearance is not bad, Hu Yidao reached out and touched her face, and said with a lewd smile: "The old lady looks very tasteful, this kind of old ginger is the most defeated!"
"Who are you? Let my wife go......"
The man who was kicked out jumped up again, stood outside the window and shouted angrily, who knew that there were three more men next to him, one of them was actually a burly foreigner guy, he hurriedly stepped forward and shouted with a bone chopping knife: "Please let our people go, we have no malice, just unintentionally!"
"Yo~Chinese that's right, it should have passed level six, haha......"
Hu Yidao stepped on the mature woman very arrogantly, he has always been so shameless in the face of human beings, but Chen Guangda curiously stretched out his head to look out of the window, and suddenly found an open rainwater manhole cover, and there was a woman hiding in it who was anxiously looking at this side.
"Damn! there are a lot of people......"
Chen Guangda looked at these people in shock, and the husband of ** was a skinny monkey, and he was also carrying a big kitchen knife in his hand, he saw that Hu Yidao was very dishonest and stepped on his wife's chest, he immediately raised the knife and roared: "Bastard!
"What if I don't let it go? What can you do......
Hu Yidao laughed very arrogantly, picked up the mature woman from the ground, grabbed her neck and put it on her face, the short spear in his hand kept cutting her chest, and the foreigner guy was also angry, pointing at Hu Yidao and yelling: "Don't force us to do it, it's not good for anyone!"
"But I like to force you......"
Hu Yidao twisted the mature woman's ass very proudly, and immediately twisted the mature woman and screamed miserably, the skinny monkey immediately roared angrily, and wanted to rush up desperately, but Chen Guangda suddenly pulled out a pistol from behind his waist, pointed at the other party and said coldly: "If you want to die, I will fulfill you!"
"Husband, don't come here......"
The mature woman screamed in horror, desperately struggling at Hu Yidao's feet, and several people outside the window were also frightened and took a step back, and the skinny monkey immediately threw away his kitchen knife and shouted mournfully: "Big brother, don't be like this, we are just passing by here, please let my wife go!"
"Where did you crawl from, and where else does the sewer lead......"
Chen Guangda hung down the pistol expressionlessly, although this empty gun can only scare and scare people, and it can't be used at all when it really fights, but seeing the other party being scared like a chilling cicada, it is enough to prove that the intimidation power of this gun is still very good.
"Substation...... There is a hole leading here, and we go to other places, but we lost a few people, and we didn't dare to go, so we hid in the dark, ......no!
The foreign guy spoke directly, although his pronunciation was barely standard, but unfortunately his suffocated vocabulary was really painful, but before Chen Guangda could digest his words, he pointed to the rainwater well and said: "For God's sake, please let us go in and rest, we still have a patient, he needs sleep!"
"I don't believe in God's old man, but for God's sake, I can let you in......"
Chen Guang laughed and took a few steps back, Hu Yidao also directly let go of the mature woman, and the mature woman immediately shrank to the window in horror and trembled, but several men outside the door hesitated, as if they were afraid that Chen Guangda would cheat them, or the burly foreign guy took the lead in climbing in and said thank you again!