Chapter 1874: Falling Child !!!
Ye Fei asked Liang Bing to directly start drawing the nineteenth lucky guest.
At this time, the atmosphere in the live broadcast room is obviously different, although Ye Fei said that twenty guests will be drawn in this issue, but this will be drawn soon, and the number of places is getting smaller and smaller, which means that the chance of being drawn is getting smaller and smaller.
"I'm so nervous, I won't have a chance if I don't draw again. ”
"The slave's little heart is pounding, Ye Shen hates it to death, can't he smoke more?"
"Medicine, medicine, medicine, Chek, all dodge, this place is mine, I am handsome. ”
"Be handsome, no one loves, be ugly, live a long time. ”
The atmosphere is lively.
There was no shortage of activists in Ye Fei's live broadcast room, and there was still a little tense atmosphere just now, so that these people were blown away in a few sentences, and the live broadcast room began to be lively again.
Coldly snapped and clicked the wheel of fortune.
At the same time, the wet man jumped out and said, "At the moment when the wheel of fortune spins, my heart is surging, my thoughts are like springs, and I want to make a poem." ”
People also know why this guy said this, just to drive away the tense atmosphere, so one by one they cooperated.
"Brother Shiren, please be dead!Oh, I was wrong, please compose a poem. ”
"While waiting for the goddess of luck to come, it is also a blessing to watch Brother Shiren write a masterpiece of the world. ”
"Ah~ wet man, hurry up and compose a poem, I'm nervous. ”
“......”
Seeing people's news, the wet man made a roll of his eyes and said, "A group of Wenliu." ”
Brother Caizi smiled and said, "Brother Wetman, what the hell is Wenliu?"
"Literary hooligans. ”
“......”
Brother Caizi was silent, just laughing wildly.
The wet man pondered for a while, and then sent a message: "Eyes, focused on the rolling roulette, silence or noise, are two completely different moods, no matter which mood, when that moment comes, it will be destined to be different, the rich are looking forward to the icing on the cake, the poor are waiting for the salted fish to turn over, the moment the golden light flashes, everything is frozen into eternity, quotas, and everyone's expression." ”
This is a modern poem, no one thought that the wet man, who has always focused on ancient poetry, would come to such a poem, not to mention, a little feeling.
"It's so wet!"
"Brother Shiren's skills have increased greatly, and the younger brother admires it. ”
"It's a little tasteful, the rich are looking forward to the icing on the cake, the poor are waiting for the salted fish to turn over, yes, only for the moment the wheel stops. ”
"I like the last sentence, the moment the golden light flashes, everything is frozen into eternity, the quota and everyone's expressions, this sentence is really good. ”
"Not to mention, Brother Wet Man does have some ink in his stomach. ”
Even Ye Fei was amazed by the wet man, and said with a smile: "The masterpiece was born, and Brother Shiren is destined to shine in the Chinese literary world, congratulations." ”
Eat all over the world and laugh: "I borrowed this poem and asked people to write it with a brush and hang it in my office." ”
Qin Zekai sent a message: "Brother Tianxia, can you write two?"
Everyone was praising the wet people, and this time it wasn't ridicule or anything else, it was just admiration.
The wet man smiled and said, "You guys have won the prize." ”
People wanted to say a few more words, but the wheel of fortune stopped over there.
And just like the last line of Shiren's poem, as the wheel of fortune stopped, the quota and everyone's expressions were all frozen in this moment.
Most people are disappointed, some are unexpected, and only one person is happy.
Yao Xiaoming!
Inside the kindergarten.
This bear kid hasn't won the award recently, and now he's depressed every day, and today he was hugging two little girls to watch Ye Fei's show together, and suddenly jumped up with a strange scream, and then without saying a word, he directly put up his two arms, and walked out with his head held high, and walked back and forth, which frightened all the friends in the class.
The goods returned to their seats, and then hugged the two girls and gnawed on each of them, then stood up again, took a deep breath, two small hands slapped the small breasts with a bang, looked up to the sky and laughed three times, climbed to the small table, and then crossed the waist with his left hand, pointed forward with his right hand, and pointed to all the friends in the class, and yelled: "Who else ?!!!!"
This little nerve suddenly went crazy, and all the friends in the class ran out in fright.
Just now, the class teacher was really not there, so he took something for a child, but the teacher took the things and just walked to the door of the class, and saw that all the children in his class were running out in a panic.
The teacher was so frightened that he sat on the ground, and hurriedly ran over, "What's the matter?
A little girl said with a pale face: "Teacher Ma, it's not good, Yao Xiaoming is crazy." ”
"What? Why is he crazy?"
"He stood on the table, pointed at us and shouted at who else, it looked so scary. ”
“......”
Teacher Ma became angry when he heard this, this Yao Xiaoming, he taught this student by himself that the endocrine of the weather is out of balance, can't you give me an honest day?
Stabilizing the children, Teacher Ma directly pushed the door open, and saw that Yao Xiaoming was the only one left in the class, this kid was still standing on the table, covering his crotch with his left hand, and shaking his coat around his head with his right hand, screaming while shaking his mouth.
"I am light, I am electricity, I am the only myth, I dominate, you worship, there is no better way, roar roar haha!"
"Yao Xiaoming!!!"
The thing was singing excitedly, and Mr. Ma collapsed, standing at the door and yelling.
A loud roar shook the sky, directly pulling Yao Xiaoming back to reality.
The thing stood on the table and looked at Mr. Ma, then at the table at his feet, and then crawled down wilted.
"Teacher, what's going on? How could I be like this? Yao Xiaoming stared at a pair of dark eyes with an innocent look, looked at Teacher Ma and asked with a small mouth.
Teacher Ma was so angry that he was almost going to smoke.
Accidentally?
It's not the first time you've done this.
"Yao Xiaoming, you have to tell me clearly what is going on today, otherwise I can only ask your parents to take you back, our kindergarten can't serve a little old man like you. ”
Yao Xiaoming: "......"
The thing stared at Teacher Ma for a while, and suddenly muttered, "I saw you in Principal Liu's office yesterday without clothes, Teacher Ma." ”
Teacher Ma: "......"
"You...... Xiao Ming, Xiao Ming, come, child, come to the teacher, behave, don't do such dangerous things in the future, you tell me that you climbed so high and jumped, what if you fall and fall? The teacher will feel distressed, come, let the teacher see if there is any injury? Look at when this little hand was scratched? It doesn't hurt, come, the teacher has a hundred yuan here, buy some candy to eat. ”
As he spoke, Mr. Ma stuffed a red ticket into Yao Xiaoming's pocket.
Yao Xiaoming took out the money and looked at it, and said, "Mr. Ma, I saw a limited edition figure in the Bandung shopping mall the day before yesterday, and it cost 800 yuan." ”
"You...... Okay, okay, but the teacher only has 500 yuan here, you take it first, and tomorrow the teacher will give you another 300?"
"Thank you, teacher, five hundred yuan is enough, I won't tell anyone that you take off your clothes in Principal Liu's office. ”
“.......”
"Okay, teacher, I'm going to watch the video, you can get busy first. ”
After speaking, Yao Xiaoming picked up his mobile phone and started watching the show again, Teacher Ma was stunned on the side, and said in his heart, Is the identity of the two of us reversed?
Yao Xiaoming didn't care what happened to Mr. Ma, he looked at the mobile phone for a while, and made sure that he had won the lottery, so he hurriedly sent a message: "Uncle Ye, can I still go to your place to eat delicious food? ”
Ye Fei said with a smile: "I said before, everyone only has two chances, how many times have you calculated by yourself? When you start to set up the lucky wheel, you are the first to draw, right? It seems that you have been drawn once or twice in the middle, Xiao Ming, you can't be too greedy." ”
Yao Xiaoming was entangled and said, "Then what should I do? I don't want to sell this place, and I don't want to donate it." ”
"According to the regulations, it is to be automatically canceled. ”
"No, Uncle Ye, you can't do this, you have to know that there are a lot of people in your live broadcast room now, and I can win the lottery among so many people, which shows that I have a fate with you." ”
"And then?" Ye Feile asked hehehe.
And then ...... Then this quota will be counted, Uncle Ye, don't invalidate it for me, okay? You see I look so cute, just now the teacher praised me for being sensible and polite, and rewarded me with 500 yuan, do you say that such an excellent child can bear to make me uncomfortable?"
Teacher Ma next to him: "......"
Ye Fei: "......"
Damn, this bear is getting more and more capable now, you look at what he said, but he is really running farther and farther on the shameless road.
The audience in the live broadcast room was also amused by Yao Xiaoming, and they all praised this guy for being able to speak.
At this time, the peerless chicken Lin Jiani appeared, and said: "I said boy, my son is thinking about eating your meal again every night and night, for such a loyal little fan, are you embarrassed to chill his heart? ”
Ye Fei: "......"
Damn, it's so scary, what's my business, that's because you don't educate well, I'm innocent.
"Sister Lin, you're joking, let's do it, let's take a democratic approach to decide this quota, see if everyone is willing to give the quota to Xiao Ming, after all, we also have rules in front of us, right? If everyone is in favor of giving it to Xiao Ming, then I have nothing to say, if you don't give it, then let's take it back, how about it?" Ye Fei said with a smile.
The peerless chicken said: "Yes, just come like this, I don't want you to be embarrassed." ”
In fact, Ye Fei really has a good impression of the peerless chicken, this woman is in a hurry, and she is really good to herself, but the rules are the rules, you can't break the rules just because Yao Xiaoming is her son, after all, the live broadcast room is not Yao Xiaoming alone, but there are more than 100 billion people.
If Yao Xiaoming breaks the rules here, what if other people have opinions? What if they all follow the bad rules?
But it's not good to directly dial the face of the peerless chicken, so this product came up with a "democratic" way and handed over the choice to the audience in the live broadcast room.
When Yao Xiaoming saw that his "little life" suddenly transferred to the hands of more than 100 billion people in the live broadcast room, he suddenly became nervous and hurriedly said: " Uncles, aunts, grandparents, brothers, sisters, sisters, hello, I am Yao Xiaoming, some people may have seen me, because I have participated in Uncle Ye's live broadcast, I have been his guest, and more than once, oh, in your opinion, I am happy and happy every time, in fact, it is all fake, I am a hard-working child, my mother is a gambler, my parents divorced when I was born, I lived with my grandparents, and then my grandparents were gone, I ate hundreds of meals alone, but I know that no matter how hard and tired I am, life is always to be smiling, especially in front of others, I want to be stronger, more optimistic, I want to pass on positive energy to people, I want them to know that although there is bitterness in my life, but more is sweet, because you people are caring for me and loving me, uncles and aunts, grandparents, brothers, sisters and sisters, you are very good to me, even if you don't want to give me this quota, I won't blame you, because I know that you love me in your heart, and that's enough. ”
This little kid is very fast typing, and he sends a lot of posts in the blink of an eye.
The audience in the live broadcast room was dumbfounded after seeing this long message.
"What the hell ......"
"Oh my god......"
"Three views, Lao Tzu's three views!"
"The boy has become a sperm. ”
"Yao Xiaoming is beyond the scope of ordinary children, he is a demon boy. ”
"This little bastard, how can we be embarrassed to compete with you for a place when you say this?
"Hey, forget it, although I really want this place, but for the sake of this kid who is so pitiful and cute, I really can't bear to fight with him, I don't want it. ”
Casino.
The peerless chicken suddenly squirted a mouthful of old blood on the gambling table, and then his eyes were black and he almost died.
"Sister Ji, Sister Ji, what's wrong with you?"
The other three players were all frightened and hurriedly asked.
The peerless chicken slapped a card on the table, and then wiped his mouth with his other hand, and said: "The family is unfortunate, the family is unfortunate, the old lady seems to see her tomorrow in the dark." ”
The three card players are sweating even more, what is this talking about, what is it so scary, why is it dark tomorrow?
"Sister Ji, are you alright?" asked a young man.
The peerless chicken shook his head, smiled bitterly, and then slowly picked up the hand pressed on the card, and said: "I'm very bored today, so I won't win more, it's good to win thirteen, hurry up and give the money, I'll go home and serve the little ancestor of my family!"
Three Poker Friends: "......"
Burst~
Puff~
Puff puff~
Eldest sister, I don't play like you!
Xichuan Provincial Public Security Department.
Office of the Director.
Yao Jianshe stood up suddenly, then took his hat and walked out.
As soon as he went out, a deputy director hurriedly shouted, "Director Yao, the meeting is about to start." ”
Yao Jianshe shouted without looking back: "It's not open!"
"No, Director Yao, you are presiding over this meeting, where are you going?"
"I'll go home!"
"Huh, what are you doing going home?"
"Drop the kid!"
“......”
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