Ji An didn't take a fat tiger today, nor did he ride a small electric donkey, and he was even more idle, so he played "hide and seek" with the audience on the street, and claimed that he was the first to find him, was on camera for 5 minutes, and gave a signed group photo.

It's okay to say in the group photo, now Ji An's signature is already being posted, and it has been fried to a sky-high price by the little boxers, originally it was just the little boxers for fun, anyway, it is impossible for Ji An to have signatures outflow, and everyone will shout 50,000 or 100,000 casually. But there are a lot of small fists, and the hot post attracted reporters, and the reporter came from a tabloid, what does it matter to him whether it is true or not? So, it is rumored that Ji An's signature is as high as 280,000 yuan......

The reward has been put on the table, not to mention the 5 minutes of photogenic time in front of at least 10 million people, a signature has a guarantee of 280,000, and the little brothers and sisters on the street have taken action with their mobile phones, vowing to catch this "blue fat man"!

"Ji An is inside! I saw him go in, go after him!" a guy wearing sunglasses pointed to the Xinhua bookstore next to him, and the young man on the street hula ran into the bookstore......

At the door of the "Hook" store, the Fat Tiger live broadcast room recovered for about 10 seconds, and it was dark again, Ji An lowered his head and squeezed out of the crowd.

In the toilet of a shopping mall, Ji An closed the door, started the live broadcast, and looked at the mobile phone screen

In the barrage: "Little brother, where are you?"

"Anchor, are you cheating? Why can't I find you?"

"Where are the people?

"Damn, little brother, don't you tell me you're hiding in the toilet?"

Ji An: "I just came to the toilet, I didn't cheat, everyone also saw the live broadcast, I was on the commercial street." ”

"Ji An! I have to find you today!"

Ji An replied: "Don't worry, there is time, there are more than 40 minutes, the game deadline is 5 pm, everyone come on."

But play and play, pay attention to order, if there is a store complaint or call the police, there will be no next time. ”

Xiao Fist: "Little brother should always give some hints, right? Every time we chase after us, you are gone." ”

Ji An refused: "Please, so many of you still need to remind me of one of them?"

However, there is also a way, today is equivalent to an offline event, you can form a group to find it together. Also, there is only one reward, but so many little brothers and sisters get together, such a good opportunity, you don't need me to remind you, right?"

Little Fist: "Hate~"

Animals: "Hey, hey, hey......"

"Ahhhh ”

"Little brother will come to Shencheng? I have all the food, accommodation and play. ”

……

Ji An put on his sunglasses and walked out of the mall

"Everyone, come on, Ji An is in our store. "At the door of a hot pot restaurant, two waiters shouted while hanging up a billboard with a 20% discount.

Ji An turned his head to look: "I'm in your store, why don't I know?"

……

At half past five in the afternoon, Ji An came to the station police station,

The offline activity had ended half an hour ago, of course no one found him, Ji An didn't want to show off his dog crawling font, and besides, he was surrounded by so many people, I was afraid that he would have to use a police car to rescue him.

"Ji An! I caught you! Hurry up and sign for me~" In the station police station, Ji An took off his sunglasses and waited for Li Jing to change his clothes and get off work with the fat tiger Oudi, Lu Qi, who was also a police officer with a dog at the station, patted him on the shoulder and said with a smile.

Ji An turned around: "No signature, let's go to dinner together, I'll have a treat." ”

Lu Qi: "Okay. ”

Thinking of how lively there were, Ji An said to Lao Xu, who had recovered from his shoulder injury: "Lao Xu, let's go together?"

This time, Lao Xu did not refuse: "Okay, I'll call the leader at home to inform you." ”

…………

Oudie and Fat Tiger were placed in the kennel and not taken to the hotel together. At half past eight o'clock in the evening, the four of them chatted for a while after eating at a Sichuan restaurant near the police station, and when they saw that the time was almost up, they were ready to go back to the police station to pick up the car and go home.

Coincidentally, when they walked out of the Sichuan restaurant, they witnessed a car accident on the main road, a black Honda knocked down a battery car, and the owner of the battery got up to think about the theory, but the owner of the Honda just didn't get out of the car.

There were 3 policemen in 4 people, Lao Xu knocked on the car window to show his documents, and the owner of the Honda panicked at that time, opened the other side of the car door and fled.

Lao Xu is old, and the other two female policemen have poor athletic ability after all, and the police dog has not been brought out, but it doesn't matter, there is one who can run better than the police dog......

Lao Xu, Lu Qi, and Li Jing looked at him at the same time.

Ji An instigated his nose, it just so happened that his bank account had been emptied recently and he was short of money, isn't this just a good opportunity to start a live broadcast to ask for tips?

Just as the exercise after the meal, Ji An took off his coat and handed it to Li Jing, and the live broadcast on the mobile phone was turned on.

This is on the street, in a public place, no one can care about his live broadcast, as for safety? What are you kidding, the other party is alone, and there is no guy in his hand, which is not enough for Ji An to press with a finger.

Li Jing saw him take out his mobile phone, turned on the live broadcast, and reminded: "Pay attention to Wen Ming and the law." ”

Ji An: "Properly, absolutely civilized." With that, he jumped out.

In the evening of the same day, Ping'an Shancheng posted a Weibo "Wen Ming l Enforcement Law Benchmark", with a video.

Weibo content: "@平安山城8月3日消息, at about 8 o'clock that night, a traffic accident occurred on Shancheng Station Road, a small group of drunk drivers were investigated, they thought they were football players, "good physical strength, fast speed", so they abandoned the car and ran away, but they didn't expect to meet the temporary auxiliary police of our city bureau "better physical strength and faster speed......

After being carried back to the police station by the city's auxiliary police, the guy argued that he was not wearing football boots today, and the cement floor was a little hard......"

In the comments on Weibo

"This guy's luck is no one, who is not good to meet, but he meets the little brother?"

"Running away with Ji An, did he take the wrong medicine?"

"It's like a footballer, I've seen him in the Chinese league, playing as a striker. ”

"No wonder you want to run, you get caught drunk driving and have a car accident, and you have to be banned, right?"

"It's definitely banned, and it's going to have to be shut down for a while. ”

"Poofha, I'm laughing to death, Ji An chased after him, and asked him if he was tired, if he wanted to drink saliva and rest first. ”

"And remind him to pay attention to traffic safety, can you believe it?"

"Little brother, this Wen L Ming l is convinced, and he was stunned to paralyze the Huajia player. ”

"Walk the ...... alive"

Seeing that he was panting and almost fainting, if Ji An hadn't carried him back, I was afraid that he would have died suddenly on the way. ”

"Hahaha, the little brother is too brutal. ”

"What is brutal? This is called civilized law enforcement, from the beginning to the end until he gave up resistance, Ji An never touched him. ”

"I think my brother might as well go play football. ”

"Mmmm, the national football team needs a little brother!"

"A professional footballer, a panda breeder, alas......"

"You can't say that, people say it, he doesn't wear football boots, and the concrete floor is a little hard...... Poofhahahaha, I'm sorry, I can't make it up. ”

Two days later, the Chinese Football Association announced that the national team training camp must pass the 10,000-meter physical test to enter the squad......

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