According to incomplete statistics, on the day Lin Miao finished the flyover storytelling, after Bailifang Primary School finished school in the afternoon, the average evacuation speed of students increased by at least 50%. Not only did the business of all kinds of small vendors who had been waiting around the school for more than an hour suffer a serious setback, but even the newly emerging video game hall was inexplicably panicked.

Before 5 p.m., the game hall was closed. Even the scumbag, who is usually the biggest addict to games, left the scene in a hurry after using up the last copper plate he bought for a dollar. The middle-aged aunt who watched the store felt strange and wanted to pull the scumbag to ask what was going on, but the scumbag was like a ghost, and just after being touched by the aunt, she shouted loudly: "Grass mud Mabi! Let go of me! I can't go back when it's dark!"

As he spoke, he threw down his schoolbag and ran, but he couldn't stop it.

The aunt was taken aback by the scumbag's reaction, and when the scumbag ran away, she felt that something seemed wrong, and then bent down in confusion to pick up the schoolbag that was thrown on the ground, opened it curiously, and took out an exercise book to look at.

The book reads: Bailifang Primary School, Class 3 (6), Xiao Yuyu.

"This dog thing is trying to blame the old lady, right?" The proprietress smiled coldly, took the schoolbag and went to school.

Although the means of learning to throw the scum pot are superb, they are still a little tender after all.

The monk can't run away from the temple, and now it's too late to send his schoolbag back to school......

The hierarchy of vampires spreads faster than the plague on Bailifang Road.

After spreading throughout Bailifang Primary School on Monday afternoon, on Tuesday morning, even the second-year teenagers from the eighteenth middle school next door all got a new posture, and creatively played and transformed it on this basis - not only successfully deduced the ability of vampires above the earl level, but also automatically added a large number of emperor-level vampires, Holy Spirit vampires, god-level vampires and a large number of bullshit or bullshit settings on the prince-level vampires.

By Wednesday, the vampire level had become a common practice in all primary and secondary schools in the district.

The popularity is so wide that it is even comparable to the blood-stained red scarf that Lin Miao inadvertently made in the first half of last year. (Come on, stupid, report me, I'm jumping out again, I have the ability to beat me, slightly~)

The power of fantasy swept through the entire Oucheng District in just one week with lightning speed.

And Lin Miao, as the initiator, has never made a more authoritative voice.

- No way, it's been raining continuously for the past few days, Li Xiao is picked up by Lao Lin every day, Lin Miao really has no way to continue to use the bridge at the school gate, so he can only watch the vampire set up to run wildly.

The rain continued for three days, and it was just after noon on Friday that the weather finally cleared.

After Lin Miao and Li Xiao finished their calligraphy class in the evening in the dilapidated wooden house that was damp with rain and damp by Master COSCO, the whole family was idle at night, and Lao Lin and Lin Miao accompanied Li Xiao to the Children's Palace to learn the piano.

After spending an invincible time of "I am the only one in the world pretending", Lao Lin finally got tired of driving a car on the road and honking wildly, showing off the superficial life of those walking, cycling and pedaling three-wheelers.

After dinner, Lin Miao and Li Xiao followed Lao Lin on foot from Hubin Road towards the Children's Palace.

As soon as she entered Hubin Road, Lin Miao was taken aback by the situation on this road.

Looking up, there is a stall selling crosses, jade Buddhas, diamond scriptures, silver-plated chains and huge demon-slaying pestles every ten meters on both sides of the lakeside road, when Lin Miao and Li Xiao pass by, those small vendors will shout: "Boss, make trouble with vampires! Buy some self-defense! I, the master of Longhu Mountain, Zhang Tianshi, has opened the light, and it is more effective than the Roman pope, and the prince level will not dare to bite you!"

Li Xiao was coaxed into a daze, and his worldview was shaken when he heard it.

Lao Lin was about to open his mouth to scold, but Lin Miao, a guy who had harmed an entire generation of people in Oucheng District, squatted down and looked at the peddler to educate seriously: "Your things are not in order." ”

When the peddler heard this, his eyes changed slightly, and he looked at Lin Miao and said, "Children, don't talk nonsense, I have the most complete things here." ”

"If you are beaten, you have to stand up straight, and if you are wrong, you have to admit it, let me ask you, do you sell "Rulai Divine Palm" at home?" Lin Miao asked the vendor with a mouth.

The peddler looked at Lin Miao with a stunned face, and asked with wide eyes, "What is the Divine Palm?"

Lin Miao smiled coldly: "Without "Rulai Divine Palm", "The Lion Roar of Buddhism" should always be there, right?"

The hawker continued to be confused.

Lin Miao couldn't help but shake her head and sighed lightly, "Look, you don't understand this business at all. ”

The peddler stared at Lin Miao for about ten seconds, then looked up at Lao Lin, the more he looked, the more familiar he felt, and suddenly his eyes lit up, and he shouted loudly: "Oh...... You are...... You're the one!"

"Don't shout!" Lin Miao interrupted the excited vendor, "Do you still want to listen to me?"

"Yes, yes!" the peddler nodded hurriedly, and asked in a whisper, "are you the prodigy?"

"Hmm. Lin Miao's face did not change and admitted, and then he slowly spoke, "You see, the things you have here, first of all, the classification is not clear, what is the most important thing in this business? The gimmick is the most important." You have to appear more professional than others first, so that customers will buy your goods, right? But now, you haven't even done a good job of the most basic product classification services. ”

The hawker put on a humble face: "How do you classify services?"

"Simple. Lin Miao pointed to the things on the stall and said, "First of all, your demon pestle, this is called a weapon, it is used to attack, right? And then this jade Buddha is used to prevent being caught by ghosts, it is armor, or it is called a magic weapon." And then what's missing? You can't rely entirely on external forces to subdue demons and eliminate demons, right? If you have the ability, you really have the ability. So you also need to have your own skills! What is a skill, the skill is simpler, it is martial arts, do you know "Eighteen Palms of the Dragon"?

"Yes, yes. The peddler nodded.

Lin Miao smiled: "Then do you see that in other people's stalls, are there any people selling "Eighteen Palms of Dragon Descent"?"

The peddler looked at Lin Miao and continued to be confused.

"Think about it, figure it out, and you'll be rich. Lin Miao stood up and turned around to leave.

"......Wait! This is for you!" the peddler suddenly shouted, grabbed the two jade Buddhas, and stuffed them into Lin Miao's hands.

Lin Miao took the Jade Buddha and looked at it, and indifferently handed a Jade Buddha to Li Xiao, and the remaining one was returned to the vendor: "Finally, I will tell you one more word, I also have to talk about culture in this business, men wear Guanyin and women wear Buddha, this is basic common sense, I don't understand this, I will make jokes in the future." ”

Lin Miao waved his hand, turned his head and left.

The peddler stood behind, looking at Lin Miao's small figure, looking at the back of Lao Lin, who had never spoken from beginning to end, he was so excited that his blood boiled, and he couldn't help muttering: "Masters, the whole family is masters......"

Lin Miao took Li Xiaodi's hand and walked out of thirty or fifty meters with Lao Lin.

Lao Lin finally couldn't help but ask: "You just said that "Eighteen Palms of Dragon Descent", is there really that thing?"

"Of course there is. Lin Miao said lightly, "Just find an undergraduate student who graduated from the Chinese Department, throw him two copies of the I Ching and the Tao Te Ching as reference materials, and then don't need more, let him make up seven or eight thousand words, and take it to the printing shop to type it out." Each book is priced at six yuan and six, and it is guaranteed to be sold out when it starts to be fresh. When "Eighteen Palms of the Dragon Descent" is sold out, you can also print "Rulai Divine Palm", "Six Veins Divine Sword", and "Sunflower Treasure Book". College students can find it casually, and if they open a salary of 1,000 yuan a month, there must be someone who wants to do it - oh, I don't feel like I need to find a college student, just find a university professor to outsource, give 1,000 yuan more, and ensure quality and quantity. The cost of printing and shipping is even lower, and it is absolutely profitable!"

Lao Linde's outlook on life collapsed a little, silently took out a cigarette and lit it, took a deep breath, and then spit out a green smoke, and sighed: "Such a good idea, you shouldn't have told that person casually just now......

Lin Miao also sighed: "It's a pity that my uncle is not here......"

At this time, Lin Miao suddenly missed Jiang Yang, who was serving as a soldier.

Li Xiao, who is also a niece, looked up at Lin Miao and smiled.

Lin Miao took the jade Buddha she held in her hand, helped Li Xiao hang it around her neck, and then said to Lao Lin: "Dad, look at this street, it's still good to develop this kind of industry, the environment is suitable, and it's close to the city center." You tell Lao Dong not to rush over to collect protection money, ahhh In this way, with fame and popularity, this market can be built, and then the rules will be established, management, and activities, so as to truly form an industry gathering place......"

Lao Lin no longer regarded Lin Miao as an ordinary child, smoking a cigarette, nodding his head, and listening very seriously.

Lin Miao said again: "I suddenly have a little inspiration in the past few days, and I plan to write some new books in a few days, and you will continue to be famous." ”

"Do you write about these ghosts and gods?" asked Lao Lin very smartly.

"Yes. Lin Miao said, "It's okay during the summer vacation anyway." ”

Lao Lin said strangely: "Aren't you writing "Lao Lin Asked You to Write an Essay"?"

"When I was almost done, I wrote more than 20,000 words. Lin Miao said, "I wrote a little deep, and if I write it down, I'm afraid that my level will not be able to withstand it, and the market acceptance will deteriorate." ”

Lao Lin nodded, and casually threw the cigarette butt into the green belt: "Okay, Dad will go talk to your Aunt Shaoyi in a few days." If you write this thing, it won't affect your summer vacation to compete in Hangzhou, right?"

"It doesn't matter. Lin Miao said, "Writing this kind of thing is for your own entertainment, I even have the title of the book in mind, just call it "Vampire Legends", or "Demon Hunting Notes". ”

Lao Lin said: "It's called "Vampire Legend", and the other name is not easy for people with no culture." ”

Yo, are you starting to have a market concept?

Lin Miao couldn't help but be a little impressed by Lao Lin's learning ability, nodded and said, "Okay, then the vampire legend, it's straightforward." ”

Li Xiao weakly followed: "It's been a long time, it's all your ...... made up"

Lin Miao laughed.

The father and son chatted all the way to the gate of the Children's Palace.

When I entered the door, I happened to meet Qin Wanqiu and Xu Yiguang with Luo Li.

Luo Li, who hadn't seen him for a long time, was not happy at all when he found Lin Miao and Li Xiao holding hands as soon as they reunited.

The little girl pouted and turned to the side, her face full of taste, but she didn't know that Lao Lin saw Qin Wanqiu and Xu Yiguang standing together with a face, and her heart was even more depressed than her.

"Teacher Lin, long time no see!" Qin Wanqiu was still in the state of a fan girl, and she was excited to see Lao Lin.

Lao Lin struggled to squeeze out a smile, and then stretched out his hand to Xu Yiguang.

The hands of the two middle-aged men touched each other and shook each other heavily.

Xu Yiguang: "Director Lin." ”

Lao Lin: "Director Xu." ”

Lin Miao raised her eyes to look at these two goods, and smiled in her heart-

Obviously they are all deputies, shouting as if they have taken control of the street building and the public security building.

On the side, Luo Li was sulking at Qin Wanqiu's legs, Qin Wanqiu saw this, pulled Luo Li out with a smile and a smile, and said: "What's the matter with you, you don't know how to say hello when you see Miao Miao, aren't you usually very polite?"

Luo Li's mouth was so small that he was about to hang up the soy sauce bottle, and when he turned around, he saw that Lin Miao actually had a grudge in his eyes.

Qin Wanqiu smiled and said, "Miao Miao, Luo Li hasn't talked to you for a long time, she says she misses you so much at home." ”

Lin Miao: "......"

The feeling of being remembered by a 7-year-old child is really mysterious......

Seeing that Lin Miao was silent, Qin Wanqiu continued to smile and said, "Are you going to junior high school?"

"Hmm. Lin Miao nodded.

"Where are you going to go to junior high school?"

"Foreign Chinese junior high school. ”

"That's going to take an exam, right?"

"Hmm. ”

"When will I take the test?"

Lin Miao thought for a while: "It seems to ...... Tomorrow ......"