Facing the demon girl who turned black and white upside down, Jingyu's sullenness was clumped in his heart, and he didn't vomit unhappily: "Don't you understand the good words, I'm not praising you..."

Chu Lingxi didn't give him a chance to vent, and slapped his hands arrogantly and indifferently: "You are not the key person at this moment, where is it cool!"

She poked Tie Hanhan's shoulder and asked, "Do you really believe in love at first sight?"

"If you don't believe me, why did you tell me that fateful nonsense?"

Filled with remorse, Parsons Brinckerhoff is willing to pay whatever it takes to turn back time.

Returning to the steaming little bun shop, even if he was tempted by the poor and lovely Ah Lan, he would not talk to him again, let alone invite him to sit at the same table, just give money because of compassion, smile lightly, forget about the rivers and lakes, the end of the world, and be okay with each other.

Love came too fast like a tornado, Chu Lingxi actually didn't expect Bai Cheng to succeed in kidnapping little Lori-

"I saw that your blind date attitude was too negative, and I want you to understand that the fate of the ghost is more unreliable than the blind date. ”

Jing Yu couldn't bear to see Han Han's depressed and distressed appearance, and explained: "You and Ah Lan just met in Pingshui, it's just a friendship over a meal, and you just made some innocuous wedding jokes. ”

"You are either infatuated, or simply dead-hearted, deceiving yourself and deceiving yourself to drill the tip of the horns, and you have to use the method of poison to fight poison to cure it!"

Chu Lingxi couldn't see the decadent virtue of the old men the most, and beckoned the two to sit down on the tea couch together, Bai Cheng was so heavy that he didn't care about etiquette, and drank the tea that the Demon Zun had just brewed.

Jing Yu failed to stop in time, and his two helpless hands hung in the air, quite embarrassed.

"You just suffered the loss of too little experience, and when you are old, you still live like an innocent young man!"

Chu Lingxi broke Bai Cheng's weakness with one sentence, and told the truth: "At first sight, it is not love at all, but facial features and figure, if Ah Lan has an ugly appearance, such as Dong Shi is alive, you will never invite guests to dinner, at most give her two meat buns." ”

Parsons Brinckerhoff retorted, as if he was drinking not tea but wine-

"I am not a superficial person, I don't like Ah Lan's appearance, but her simple and pure heart and optimistic and cheerful temperament, if she is not a spy of the fairy clan, she is a unique good girl in the world, not greedy for power, not vain, purer than the snow on the top of the mountain!"

Jing Yu noticed that Demon Venerable's face was getting colder and colder, and immediately pressed Tie Hanhan's fists that had repeatedly smashed the case, and reprimanded: "Your Excellency is here, how can you be so presumptuous and rude!"

Bai Brinckerhoff went farther and farther on the road of death: "Your Excellency has experienced the emotional wounds of life and death, and you must be able to understand the pain in my heart!"

Chu Lingxi frowned and expressed deep disgust and contempt: "Big brother, your words to describe feelings are so old-fashioned that they are so numb, did you learn them from the abusive love book ten years ago? ”

She is justified in finding fault -

"First, you ordered all the signature dishes in the best restaurant in the Demon Realm, and you almost spent a lot of money to buy the flavor house, and anyone who doesn't have long eyes can see that you are a rich kid with a lot of money, and many people are stupid and easy to cheat, and you are equivalent to a cash cow on the side!"

"Second, Ah Lan agreed to marry you without saying a word, the water is too deep, she is a black lotus who is both greedy for power and vanity, and she is not worthy of the words 'good girl' at all, which good girl in the Four Realms can casually entrust her for life because of a meal? She is not pure white snow, and she is more likely to suck your blood dry!"

"Third, what you like is not the real Ah Lan at all, but the fantasy Ah Lan, if you can fully understand a person with just one meal, how can there be deception in the world?"

"The most important thing is the fourth point..."

Persuading people to do this job is too much, and the fatigue level is no less than fighting, the demon goddess of war drank a cup of tea to moisten her throat, and the demon venerable Juntang thoughtfully patted her back: "What you said is reasonable, take your time, don't rush." ”

"The so-called love at first sight, what I like is only the appearance, it is not the heart but the kidney, it is purely the instinct from the xia half of the body, you are a child of a family who has been suppressed by the lengthy precepts since childhood, and is embarrassed to face the most primitive desires, so you force the upper body to obey the xia half of the body, turn the kidney into the heart, and make up a bunch of romantic episodes in your self-deceptive brain, which is actually all nonsense!"

Jing Yu's words were shocked, and he coughed incessantly.

Chu Lingxi has always been unscrupulous in his words and deeds, his mouth is dirty, and his sentences are colorful, which makes women silent and makes men embarrassed, he is already surprised, but he didn't expect her to be half a point in front of the Demon Venerable.

The topic suddenly changed to a restricted level, and it was difficult for Demon Venerable Juntang to accept the scale of the demon girl, but he couldn't speak outright, so he had to knock on her cup with his finger knot to remind him.

It is really tiring to communicate with people who are unwilling to talk about the truth, Chu Lingxi understood its meaning, and said to himself: "Serious illness still needs fierce medicine, and the words are not rough~"

Parsons Brinckerhoff resolutely resisted the fallacy of the demon girl: "Don't corrupt my soul with such a vulgar and poisonous viewpoint!"

Chu Lingxi folded his arms and was confident: "I bet all my net worth, if it weren't for us to expose Ah Lan's suspiciousness, your spring dream tonight would be to teach her how to sleep after entering the cave room." ”

She deliberately said the word "sleep" very ambiguously, which caused Tie Hanhan to be annoyed and ashamed: "You... You can't be reasonable! In your eyes, the love between men and women is all filthy dross?"

"That's better than hypocrisy, what kind of eyebrows and eyebrows, Hongyan books, vainly trying to cover up the desire of beasts with elegant foreplay, this is more!"

Chu Ling complained sharply, shrugged his shoulders disapprenously, and sank the whole boat with one shot: As the saying goes, for men, a wife is not as good as a concubine, a concubine is not as good as stealing, and stealing is better than stealing, you are afraid that you will see Ah Lan, who you can't get, as the most beautiful white moonlight in this life, but you don't know that this is a blessing in misfortune, if she is really a spy of the fairy clan, sooner or later she will send you to be a pair with the female ghost on Huangquan Road. ”

"Do you also include the honorable among the men you are talking about?"

"Of course, the Demon Venerable is a man among men~"

Chu Lingxi deliberately paused to sell Guanzi, and then perfectly justified himself: "Auntie, I can get out of the hall, enter the kitchen, go to the battlefield, and pretend to be a fox spirit, so the Demon Venerable has no heart to worry about other women." ”

"That..."The Demon Venerable had to come forward to end the controversy: "That's the end of today, give Bai Brinckerhoff some time, he will always figure it out." ”

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