Chapter 0030: Be My Girlfriend
The pastry shop was really closed today, and Li Qingfen probably went to find the storefront.
Lu Wuji returned to the urban village and stayed on the bungalow with Ah Heng for a while, the creeper had already climbed to the nearby walnut tree, the branches and leaves were luxuriant, and the green oil was very vigorous. Ah Heng still sat on the branch of the walnut tree, touching the leaf and brushing the branch, full of interest, as if he had never felt bored.
Ah Heng never liked to go to the restaurant, so in the evening, Lu Wuji went to the supermarket to buy a lot of dishes she liked to eat, and when she stir-fried the vegetables, she forced out some fragrant mist from her middle finger and sprinkled it, but the taste was so good that Ah Heng ate it out of the norm and almost licked the plate. Lu Wuji also loosened his belt again and again.
After the meal, he muttered in his heart: "It's over, I'm afraid Ah Heng won't go to the hotel in the future, I can't run this job, but how about we open a restaurant?"
He thought about it for a long time, but he was still entangled in whether to go to school, and suddenly thought of what Chen Shengnan said: "Do you know what it's like for your subordinates to say an idiom and you don't understand it as a leader?"
Nothing was said all night.
The next day, Lu Wuji still didn't go to class, and threw darts at the wooden stake in the courtyard. He is now much stronger, and his head is getting better and better.
"Whoosh!" the dagger struck with a lightning bolt, nailed to the heart of the wooden stake, where a red circle was drawn.
"You'll regret it!"
Lu Wuji gritted his teeth and muttered to himself, his face a little hideous.
Because of the strength of his hands, the wooden stake planted in the soil jerked backwards, and then bounced back and shook incessantly.
Lu Wuji ran over and pulled out the dagger, and then withdrew twenty meters away. Set up a posture to aim, and was about to throw out, when the elbow was bumped, and it turned out that Ah Heng was standing behind him.
Lu Wuji turned around and looked at her with a 'I'm annoyed that you leave me alone' look. Ah Heng took out a book and opened it to cover his face. The blank page reads, "I'm not your mother!"
Lu Wuji smiled.
Ah Heng would stop him from throwing a dart every time. She seemed to know who Lu Wuji hated was, and she used this way to make him laugh every time. The phrase 'I'm not your mother' actually has a subtext: that's your dad!
Lu Wuji went up to the roof along the wooden ladder, throwing a dagger could let him vent some of his frustration, Ah Heng didn't let him throw at the stake, so he went up and threw it at the walnut tree.
As soon as he went up, he heard someone shouting: "Lu Wuji, Lu Wuji, come out!"
When I turned my head, it was the new homeroom teacher, Ms. Ling, who came by bicycle. What made Lu Wuji strange was that the bicycle was the same as Ye Zihui's, that is, the same as the one he had ridden before.
Only then did he remember that the bicycle was still at the station where he was still tied to the pillar on Huashan Road.
Teacher Ling is wearing a light blue denim suit today, and she is throwing her legs when she gets off the bike, her thighs are very long, and her movements are very toned. Hair flutters like splashes of water as he gets out of the car.
The sun sprinkled on her full forehead, making Lu Wuji feel like a beautiful birthday girl again.
Ling Han stuck the car outside the door, looked at the door number and came in, and then when he looked up, he saw Lu Wuji standing on the roof.
She reached out and ruffled her hair, and ordered, "Get down!"
Lu Wuji sneered, he was most disgusted with this kind of self-righteous guy, and the voice of 'go out and shout and report to me' was still in her ears, and her strictness seemed to be even worse than that of Teacher Xu.
Lu Wuji wants to scare her, it's best to scare her into crying, and see if you can still put on a show like this.
So he threw the dagger at her, his hand was extremely accurate, and the dagger looked like it was aimed at the forehead of Teacher Ling's birthday star, but it was actually a few centimeters higher.
Lu Wuji was really taken aback when he saw Teacher Ling, and then he imagined with malice that Ling Han's face turned pale with fright, and he hurriedly squatted down or simply ran away with a 'mom', no matter how she reacted, this aggressive posture of asking the teacher to ask for guilt could not be pretended.
Unexpectedly, Ling Han stood motionless, and when the dagger reached the top of his head, he gently reached out and pinched the tail of the dagger, and then raised his hand and threw it, and the dagger flew out with a whizz, accurately inserting it into the red circle with a radius of less than two centimeters on the chest of the wooden stake, and the tail of the dagger couldn't help trembling, which showed that the strength of the hand was not small.
"it!"
It was Lu Wuji himself who was taken aback. Is this a graduation from the Foreign Chinese Academy? I think it's a military academy or a person from Wudang Mountain!
"Good boy, give me a hidden weapon, you come down for me!" Ling Han shouted: "If you don't come down, will you?" Then I'll go up!" After she finished speaking, she climbed up the ladder, somehow, Lu Wuji actually wanted to jump off the building and escape, this woman has such a pure appearance and such a fierce personality?
Ling Han and Lu Wuji stood on the roof of the room and looked at each other for thirty seconds.
What Ling Han thought about in the past thirty seconds was: "This Lu Wuji didn't go to class for a day, many girls actually became hostile to me, Cheng Xiaolu actually talked back to me, and also learned from this kid to be angry and absent from class, that fat man An Wei muttered that I was a faint official, although he pointed at Sang and scolded Huai, of course I knew that he was talking about me, what is so good about this scumbag, and there are people who can't do without him so badly?"
What Lu Wuji thought was: "This teacher is a new official, and he uses me as a gong, which is too snobbish, and there are several rich second generations whose academic performance is not very good, for example, that Li Xu has a few subjects whose grades are not as good as mine, why doesn't she beat them? It is clear that I have no background and no money, which is especially bullying the poor." ”
Teacher Ling spoke first, but his attitude was still very tough, with a non-negotiable tone: "Don't be petty, go back to class!"
If her tone is a little softer, Lu Wuji will probably not resist even if she slanders, because since the teacher is here, he has compromised with him, he is a student, what kind of shelf does he have!
But Ling Han was still so tough, but it aroused his rebellious mentality.
I thought that you are not a few years older than me, but you have such a big elder genealogy, which is really satisfying. So he smiled and said, "It's not impossible to go to class, but I have one condition!"
"What conditions do you say!" Ling Han pouted, thinking to himself that this is really tough, do you know that the teacher does not owe you.
However, persuading students to return to school is indeed the unshirkable responsibility of teachers.
"I want you to be my girlfriend!"
"What?"
Teacher Ling's eyes widened suddenly, and he almost fell to the ground. She said that she couldn't imagine that Lu Wuji would put forward such a condition, you little kid really dare to say, sister, I am twenty-four this year, give you a sixteen-year-old high school student as a girlfriend, you find a dead drop!
Ling Han's first instinct was to go up and beat him, but he approached with an arrow step, raised his hand and slapped him on the head. Unexpectedly, she was fast, Lu Wuji was faster, and grabbed her wrist as soon as he stretched out his hand.
Ling Han continued to step up, pushing the boat down the river, pushing forward along the force of landing Wuji's back, wanting to drop him on the head, which was the method of Tai Chi. But Lu Wuji's reaction was really faster than she expected, she took a step forward, Lu Wuji had already taken two steps back, not only dissolving her thrust, but also converting her thrust into her own dragging force.
There's nothing subtle about this, it's just that whoever reacts faster will take the initiative.
Ling Han's center of gravity was unstable, and he stumbled into Lu Wuji's arms, Lu Wuji stretched out his arms to hug him, and Ling Han felt weak and weak when he landed. Scolded: "Bastard let me go!"