I was still wondering where this man came from, but this man actually bowed to us politely, showed a bright smile and said: "Hello customers, thank you for choosing our Tiandi Express, may I ask which one is Miss Wu Lingna." ”

What the hell is this? Delivery?

Wu Lingna smiled sweetly and said, "Your delivery speed is really fast, it's me, I ordered it." ”

The courier seemed to be amazed by Wu Lingna, and opened his mouth wide and said, "It turns out that it is such a beautiful young lady, please sign for it, the honest water you bought in Xiankong Shopping Mall." ”

Wu Lingna took the package from the courier's hand, and after signing quickly, she said, "Thank you, next time, I will choose your home." ”

The courier politely bowed to Wu Lingna again, and then the golden light flashed, and disappeared without a trace.

I scratched my head, looked at Wu Lingna and said, "What's going on?"

Wu Lingna smiled: "Husband, are you stupid, didn't you see that I just shopped online?"

"Online shopping? Now the prefecture can also shop online?"

Wu Lingna shook her head and said: "In our underworld, there is none, this is a newly opened online shopping mall in the fairy world, there are a lot of things sold, and the ones used for trading are also fairy stones." ”

As she spoke, Wu Lingna handed me the phone in her hand, and I took it and took a look, and what caught my eye was the four big characters of Xiankong Mall, which were exactly the same as a certain cat and a certain treasure in the world.

This flips down, and there are more categories, all kinds of magic weapons, exercises, and pills, in short, there are all kinds of strange things.

I'm really an old man, when did the fairy world open such a shopping mall? Why don't I know?

"When did this open, and what did you buy?"

Wu Lingna was unpacking the package, and as soon as the package was opened, Wu Lingna was holding a small bottle of purple liquid in her hand, and her body was still bubbling with purple gas.

Wu Lingna smiled sweetly: "This is called honest water, I also bought it for the first time, I heard that as long as you put a drop in your mouth, then whether it is a fairy or a Buddha, or a ghost, then he will tell you everything honestly, what you ask, he will answer." ”

I said undeniably, "Does this work? Why didn't I know there was anything like this for sale?"

"Oh, you can search for it yourself, it's a rave reviews. ”

I'll go, and there are good reviews?

I suspiciously typed the word honest water on the search bar.,This immediately popped up the page of this honest water.,Click in to see.,Sure enough, there are almost hundreds of praises.,And this bad review is actually zero.。

And the comments are actually all kinds of immortals, Erlang God: "I gave my whistling dog two drops, and asked me who is better than Sun Wukong, he actually said that I am not enough to see, and now I want to ask the shopkeeper, is there a pot to sell in the store, please eat dog meat together at night." ”

and Sun Wukong's: "Conscience shopkeeper, it took so many years to finally ask me for the spell of the Tightening Mantra, and the praise must be praised!"

Weaver Girl: "I have been separated from the Cowherd for a long time, for fear that he will change his mind, and the relationship between the husband and wife is extremely unstable. ”

This overwhelming comment, I was dizzy for a while, I looked at the price of this honest water, damn, it almost scared me to death, it was 10,000 immortal stones!

I threw the phone to Wu Lingna and said, "You're not crazy, are you? Spend 10,000 immortal stones to buy such a broken thing? Don't talk about whether this is useful or not, this is enough for 10,000 immortal stones, don't you feel distressed?"

Wu Lingnate waved her hand boldly and said: "What is a mere 10,000 immortal stones, for Bo my husband to smile, I am willing to spend ten times." ”

Stains are really a comparison of goods should be thrown, look at Wu Lingna's spending 10,000 immortal stones, without even blinking her eyes, and I can only get a thousand immortal stones from my father every year, which is also thankful.

Wu Lingna took the honest water and said excitedly: "Husband, you quickly release that demon, let's try this honest water, whether it works or not." ”

I bought this thing too, and I have to try it whether it works or not.

I took out the yin and yang gourd and released this demon again, when this demon saw Wu Lingna, his eyes were full of lust, and he said, "Hahaha, are you trying to use beauty tricks to lure me into being fooled?"

This Nima is still this dead virtue, Chen Wanyi's account, I haven't calculated it with him yet, and now he is still thinking about Wu Lingna again.

Wu Lingna didn't seem to hear what this demon said, and stepped in front of this demon, and before this demon could understand what was going on, Wu Lingna had already pinched the demon's big mouth with a jade hand, and pulled out a drop of honest water with purple light from the bottle, and dripped it into the demon's mouth.

As soon as the honest water dripped in, the demon's facial features were instantly distorted together, but in the blink of an eye, it was as if he had lost consciousness, and his head hung down.

I was in a hurry, and hurriedly said, "Are you killing him?"

Wu Lingna hurriedly waved her hand and said, "Don't worry, this is a normal reaction, look at me." ”

Wu Lingna said to the demon with his head drooping, "Look up, tell me who you are?"

When this demon heard Wu Lingna's words, he really raised his head, looked at the front with a dull gaze, and replied a little sneeringly: "A hundred years of refining into essence, it was originally a mouse." ”

Oh, that's not right, the nature of this product, it's obviously like a pig and a dog, and there is a pair of donkeys, where is it like a mouse, isn't this nonsense?

I hurriedly said, "He lied to you, this thing is not a rat at all." ”

Wu Lingna rolled her eyes at me and said, "What are you anxious about, I haven't asked yet." ”

Immediately, Wu Lingna said to the demon: "Even if the rat becomes a spirit, why did it become like this?"

The demon still said in a wooden voice: "Because in order to enhance his strength, he eats the same kind, so he will retain the appearance of the same kind and make himself strange." ”

Enhance your strength and eat your own kind? Is this such a way of cultivating? Why is it so disgusting.

When Wu Lingna heard this, her face turned pale, and she said, "Can you increase your own mana by eating the same kind?"

Although this demon said that his eyes were dull, when Wu Lingna asked this question, his dull eyes were actually beating with excitement, this is not that this demon has regained his senses, this excitement is also an instinctive reaction.

This demon said: "This is the cultivation rule in the Earth Immortal Alliance, the weak are born for the strong, kill the same kind, or be killed by the same kind, they will swallow all the flesh and blood of the same kind, and at the same time get their Taoism." I ate four of them, and they were delicious. ”

How can they eat their mouths, for me, eating ghosts has made it difficult for me to accept, but this is a bad ghost without a substance, and the food is also a spirit, this demon is different, this is flesh and blood!

I couldn't listen to it anymore, so I hurriedly Wu Lingna said: "Come on, don't ask about these disgusting things, ask him about the Earth Immortal Alliance." ”

Wu Lingna looked at this demon and said, "You are from the Earth Immortal Alliance?"

"Yes. ”

"In any position in the Earth Immortal Alliance, how is the mana?"

"There is no official position in the Earth Immortal Alliance, only peripheral members, and mana can only be regarded as the lowest level. ”

Didn't he tell me today that he wasn't a high-level person, but what kind of protector of the Fa?

Wu Lingna continued: "Then someone interrogated you today, and you are telling the truth. ”

"Half-truths and half-truths, just to fool the stupid son of the landlord's family and find a way to get out. ”

"I'll go to your uncle, who is the stupid son of the landlord's family?" "Damn, forget if you lie to me, your feelings still play me like a fool!"

I was so angry that I wanted to go up and slap him a few times, but Lao Bai and Xiao Hei hugged me and said busily: "Boss, don't worry, ask first, ask first." ”

Wu Lingna was actually amused by these words, glanced at me with a little meaning, and then said: "Why do you say that he is the stupid son of the landlord's family, and what you said is true and what you say is false?"

The demon continued: "Because he relied on himself to be the son of Hades, he won the battle against me, and he was so stupid that he believed whatever I said, and he didn't think about the truth or falsehood. What I told him today is that my identity is all fake, but the purpose of the Earth Immortal Alliance is true. ”

The more the I listened, the more angry I became, I was really stupid enough, I knew that this grandson was playing with me like this, I should have dragged him out today, beat him for half an hour, and then asked slowly.

Wu Lingna forced a smile and continued, "Since you are not a core member of the Earth Immortal Alliance, how do you know what their purpose is?"

"Because the alliance leader uses such a slogan to let all the goblins who have transformed into human forms join it, including not only the Baojia Immortals, but also all kinds of monsters. ”

Speaking of which, then this Earth Immortal Alliance is really not only a species like Baojia Immortal, according to his meaning, as long as it is a monster, it can join the Earth Immortal Alliance.

Speaking of this, Wu Lingnate looked at me proudly and said, "What's the matter, stupid son of the landlord's family, now you know that this honest water doesn't work." ”

I waved my hand and said, "It's good, it works, and I've been deceived by such a demon, can I ask?" ”

Wu Lingna laughed so much that tears were about to come out, and she bent over and said, "Okay, you can ask." ”

I walked up to the demon and said, "What do you call me?"

"The stupid son of the landlord's family!"

I said this without the slightest hesitation, okay, master, I'll remember it first, and when the question is finished in a while, I'm slowly calculating the account with you.

"What is the relationship between you and that evil ghost of Wu Mei, and why did you say that you introduced your alliance leader to him that day?"

"I met Wu Mei by chance, she wanted to enter the Earth Immortal Alliance as a ghost, so she wanted me to help her introduce, the Earth Immortal Alliance didn't look down on ghosts at all, so she couldn't get in at all, I didn't want to pay attention to her originally, but I heard that she has an extreme yin body, and for us goblins, this extreme yin body is our biggest tonic, so I pretended to agree to him. In fact, she wanted to trick the extreme yin body in her hands for her own enjoyment. ”

(Education 123 Literature Network)