Chapter 22: I'm Pretty Smelly

Seeing that the other party landed elegantly with a little swan, he finally bowed slightly with his arm across his abdomen.

He Huai: ......

He Han He Zhang: ......

The eyes of the two children flashed, and they suddenly turned their heads to look at He Huai: "Mom, we also want to sign up for another dance class!"

He Huai's heart jumped!

She said bitterly: "Bear with me, our savings are all used to invest in movies! Let's learn again when you become popular! Moreover, how hard it is to learn to dance, don't you see that toe hitting the ground, aren't you afraid of breaking?"

Now she doesn't want to spend a penny!

Before the female ghost could adapt to her identity from a human to a ghost, she heard He Huai seriously reject the two art-oriented students here, and she couldn't help but raise her eyebrows:

"What nonsense are you talking about!"

She was very indignant, and explained vigorously at the moment: "The children's bodies are soft, this is the best time to exercise, you must not delay them!"

He Huai smiled dryly: "What do you know about a ghost? You look at your dance practice, everyone is stupid...... I don't even know if I've become a ghost. ”

The female ghost was furious: "I'm not stupid because I dance—phew, I mean, I'm not stupid, I'm just too profound in scientific materialism, and I haven't been able to adjust my mentality for a while!"

She just woke up after fainting, and then when she looked, ouch could escape, and quickly got out of the window—how could she have the time to observe how she squeezed out of the burglar-proof window?

The girl in cup A is so willful, as long as the head can come out, no matter how narrow it is, it can be squeezed out-

Seeing that He Huai didn't pay attention to children's education, she spoke very earnestly at this time: "Do you know how good it is to learn dance? ”

Thinking of what He Huai just said about investing in movies or something, she said in her heart that this may be a great celebrity - yes, she can see ghosts, which proves that she is the legendary master, this kind of master is millions of minutes and millions, and there are rich dignitaries who are courteous to receive her...... So he quickly changed his rhetoric:

"As long as we lay a good foundation from an early age, not only will we be able to easily be admitted to a good university in the future, but also your temperament and demeanor will make you stand out from the crowd, if you really want to enter the entertainment industry, your every move will be more beautiful than others——"

Gotcha!

Just this sentence, He Han and He Zhang hurriedly looked up at Ah Huai: "We are going to make a movie soon, if the action is not good-looking, wouldn't it delay the release plan?"

He Huai's heart hurt, she looked up and down at this female ghost with an expectant face, and said bitterly: "That line, you follow her to learn first...... This should be able to save tuition."

But I heard the female ghost Li Ling (the one who was burned to death by the bear child above) say that learning this kind of art requires a lot of investment. For example, Li Ling's paint brushes, such as dance clothes for learning dance and professional dance shoes......

Wide fear, wide fear!

He Huai closed his mouth and pretended not to know about this stubble.

But she didn't mention it, but the female ghost made persistent efforts: "It's okay to learn from me, but this parent, we also have to prepare professional costumes and dance shoes, we have the best package here——"

He Huai looked at her very seriously, interrupting this terrible sales pitch: "This female ghost, have you figured out the cause of your death? Do you need me to help call the police?"

He Han He Zhang, who looked forward to it: ......

The female ghost who talked about the payment method: ......!!!

"yes, I'm dead!"

She suddenly came back to her senses, quickly rummaged through her coat pocket, and took out a piece of paper from it: "Here, parents take a closer look." ”

As he spoke, he looked at the dark corridor of the old community, and scolded: "A bastard, dare to harm the old lady——"

With that, he rushed upstairs.

He Huai: ......

She and He Han stared wide-eyed, and finally looked at the piece of paper that had also become a phantom-

It was a flyer.

"Eleven great discounts! Meiyi Dance Studio is recruiting! Buy one get one free for children's dance class!"

There are also detailed preferential terms and conditions at the back.

He Huai hesitated for a while before he said, "This ghost looks mediocre, I didn't expect it to be quite capable......"

Not every ghost is so awake when he dies, and he can still bring the things (not clothes) he carries with him to the underworld.

When most of the ghosts first died, they were still in chaos, unconscious, and couldn't do anything else except the clothes on their bodies.

Like this, not only is he conscious, but he can also bring leaflets with him.

"It's a terrible fodder. ”

He Zhang's calm evaluation.

He Han hesitated a little: "With such a high strength, but the brain is ...... I don't think there really is any sequelae of dancing, right?"

He Huai immediately nodded: "Yes, yes, yes, so let's think about it carefully!"

Before they could think about a three-two-one, another figure ran down the corridor like a gust of wind.

The female ghost jumped lightly and gracefully - landing, she was not very used to the weightlessness of jumping on the moon at any time after being a ghost, and she didn't brake the brake at the moment, and sat on the ground at once, so she stabilized her figure.

He Huai found that at this moment, her figure was clearer again.

I saw her say angrily: "That bastard, kill me and lock the door!"

He Huai: ...... Are you kidding! If you don't lock the door when you kill someone, you want to go to heaven?

He Han also wondered, "So what?"

Besides, people in the city don't like to stick door gods on the door these days, and the slightest effect is gone.

The female ghost was very naturally depressed: "I can't get in without a key! ”

What she didn't know was that the other party was frightened by the sudden knock on the door just now, but when she looked out through the cat's eyes, there was nothing, and she accelerated more and more.

As soon as she said this, He Huai couldn't help it: "You are a ghost, it's instinct to go through the wall or something!"

The female ghost's eyes widened, as if a new world had been opened.

Half-ringing, she bit her lip and said a little complaining: "Then how do I know this instinct, I can't inherit any inheritance memories when I become a ghost!"

You can't really blame her, other ghosts will naturally use their abilities when they are in a mess, but this female ghost is too powerful, and her brain is too clear, so ......

He Huai glanced her up and down: "There is a lot of yin around me, if you stand beside me for a while, he can hear your knock on the door." Stand a little longer, and he'll be able to see you. ”

The female ghost nodded thoughtfully.

After a while, she suddenly asked, "Can you see me, is it Fahai? Are you here to overtake me, or are you going to take me and eat me?"

Without waiting for He Huai to answer, she smelled the smell of the night breeze again, and said to herself: "Don't say it, I'm quite fragrant......"

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