Chapter 767: I Won't Obey You If I Die (Chapter 3)

Many people know very well the appearance of many Africans, that is, men and women look similar, especially those indigenous people, who are more difficult to distinguish between male and female. lā

When Yimihua first came, if it weren't for Ye Fei being close to her and seeing the features on her chest, he really didn't know that this was a woman.

Now through the camera, although Yimihua has retreated a little, many people still haven't seen that she is a woman, and everyone will not know the situation until Ye Fei introduces her.

Yimihua didn't care about everyone's news, besides, she really couldn't recognize some Chinese characters, she just came to the computer, and then smiled, and said: "Yesen's audience, Nimen, I'm from the Republic of Masga, Africa, my name is Yimihua, I'm very happy to be a live broadcast guest of Yesen, and I am really wonderful to be a food anchor for everyone with Yesen." ”

After Yimihua finished speaking, she also gave a flying kiss to everyone.

"Emma, what a woman?"

"Listen to the sound like. ”

"I looked up and down, left and right, and I still thought she was a man. ”

"Brother, that's enough, now that Miss Yimihua has introduced herself, it's a bit unkind for you to say that again. ”

"Actually, if you look closely, Miss Yimihua is still very good, but we Asians and Africans have different aesthetic views. ”

"That's right, Miss Yimihua, welcome to Huaxia. ”

"I wondered, I heard that African food is more flavorful than the other, and it can be said that the food made by Ye Shen is polarizing, why do they like the food made by Ye Shen?"

"In response to your question, I can judge now that you are not a fool, right? I won't explain much else. ”

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"That's right, you're just stupid, do you still need to ask this question? Ye Shen's delicious food, men, women, and children, all over the world, inside and outside China, are all killed, you still ask such a non-level question, who is stupid if you're not stupid?"

"I seem to see a fool too. ”

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Yimihua saw everyone's news in front of the computer and said with a smile: " Ladies and gentlemen, our African food is indeed very coarse, and there is no way to do it, because the conditions there are very difficult, and in some places there there is not even rough food, as long as it can be eaten, it is good food, but we are also human beings who pursue beauty, and we also like beautiful things, just like the food made by the night forest, when that aroma wafts into my nostrils, I feel that it opens the door to my taste that has been sleeping for thousands of years, it opens up a new world for me, and makes me realize that there are such delicious things in the world, if you can eat it, it is really worth this life。 ”

After everyone heard what Yimihua had said, some of them fell silent.

Because what Yimihua said is right, in many countries and regions on the land of Africa, it can be said that natural disasters are very serious, wars are continuous, famine is pervasive, many people don't want to eat food, they can find a little stuff to fill their stomachs, don't care if it's delicious or not, they have to eat it.

This is why people in many countries in Africa will use their bodies as bait to catch pythons, they will use their arms and legs as bait to catch crocodiles and monitor lizards, they will eat locusts, they will eat the skin and flesh of all kinds of rotting beasts, and even eat many, many disgusting insects that other people think are disgusting to death, because they have nothing to eat, and they will starve to death if they don't do so!

This world is so cruel!

"Miss Yimihua, I'm sorry for my attitude just now. ”

"Me too, I really didn't expect you to be so hard there, think about our big fish and meat every day, it's really much happier than people in many places. ”

"Yimihua, why can't I find this country you are talking about?"

β€œβ€¦β€¦β€¦β€¦ Khan, I really can't find it, it doesn't seem to be on the map, geography teacher, geography teacher, come out, do you know where this country is?"

The geography teacher who once said the country of Seychelles broke out in a cold sweat and said, "Don't ask, I don't know where this country is." ”

Everyone: "............"

, even the geography teacher doesn't know where this tongue is Masgar?

How small a country does this have to be?

But no matter how small it is, everyone knows that now is not the time to make fun of it, after all, it will hurt people's self-esteem.

After Yimihua introduced herself, she didn't give up the position, and directly turned her head and shouted, "Husband, come and introduce you." ”

Hearing Yimihua's words, everyone in the live broadcast room was stunned.

Husband?

I'm rubbing, today's live broadcast guests of Ye Shen are husband and wife?

But he's not meowing right, isn't the other live broadcast guest the bad He Peng who has sores on the top of his head and pus on the soles of his feet?

In fact, don't talk about the people in the live broadcast room, Ye Fei is listening to it on the sidelines, this thing is almost lying on the ground, he can be regarded as really convinced of this African black girl, this is directly unbearable, it has nothing to do with He Peng, and the husband here is called.

If you want to say that the most depressed, it is definitely He Peng.

When this thing heard Yimihua call him husband, his legs were weak, if he hadn't hurriedly supported a fragrant bamboo next to him, He Peng sat on the ground.

"I'm not your husband! Yimihua, you give me more self-esteem, don't scream!"

He Peng is going to blow up, Nima, in front of more than 300 million people, how can you do this? How can you do this......?! Are you still planning to let me mess around in Huaxia in the future?

Besides, I can't have a relationship with you, how can I become your husband?

In the face of He Peng's reprimand, Yi Mihua pursed her lips and said, "Anyway, you are my person sooner or later, and it is the same if you call early and late." ”

"Impossible! I He Peng will not obey you if he dies!"

Everyone heard He Peng's roar, and they were all drunk one by one, I won't die from you, this line is so familiar.

He Peng, this guy was also dizzy, waved his hand directly, and said, "I won't introduce it!"

Ye Fei didn't care, but Yimihua didn't do anything, stood up from the chair, and then caught up with He Peng in two big steps, and He Peng directly became a bird again.

"Hijacked" He Peng to the computer, and then Yimihua pressed this guy's shoulder behind him, and said, "My husband is not faceless, why didn't he introduce him?"

"You ......"

He Peng's face was green, and he remembered it, but he found that Yimihua's strength was too great, and he couldn't move at all.

The whole thing collapsed, he suddenly realized that he shouldn't have come to Ye Fei's live broadcast today, this Nima asked Ye Fei to eat himself with his own gun, and now an African black girl jumped out to eat herself, what kind of life is this.

He was twisting in front of the video, and the audience in the live broadcast room could see him.

This time the live broadcast room really exploded, because too many people knew the relationship between He Peng and Ye Fei, especially when He Peng was drawn, someone released the news that He Peng was going to kill Ye Fei, it can be said that the people in the live broadcast room now hate this guy.

"Madan, this bastard is He Peng?"

"Damn, do you want to harm the leaf god when you look like this?"

"I really put the sole of my forty-two shoe on his little face. ”

"He Peng, Lao Tzu remembers you, as long as Ye Shen has an accident in the future, Lao Tzu will kill you if he runs to the ends of the earth. ”

"That's right, go in a group, I'll pay for the journey. ”

"Tsk, He Peng, with your small body like a hemp pole, I really don't know who gave you the courage to harm Ye Shen, I really admire your courage. ”

Shi Batian yelled into the microphone: "He Peng, I hope you can reform your life after becoming Ye Shen's live broadcast guest today, otherwise...... Lao Tzu will definitely not let you go out of Xichuan Province. ”

Scattered Flower Fairy: "He Pengchang is okay, but his heart and eyes are a little broken, so I don't like it." ”

An old man in Nanjiang also said: "People will make some mistakes when they are young, knowing their mistakes can improve the greatness, young people, in the future, you must know that there are people outside the people, there are mountains outside the mountains, I will also say a word here, if you still want to fight the idea of the leaf god, I don't mind letting you completely disappear from this world, you listen to my words clearly, because it is related to the safety of your life, you should also know that I mean what I say, because I am Hong Tianxiong!"

You see, Hong Tianxiong is Hong Tianxiong, and the words he says give people a feeling of swishing and cooling, especially when the old man is angry, although he speaks in a very soft tone and speaks very slowly, but he is overbearing!

Some people don't speak domineeringly by roaring, but there is a kind of momentum that devours the sky and the earth hidden in the words!

Hong Tianxiong's words are like this, don't look at the old man's age, but when he was young, he was much crazier than He Peng, and he had already raised a kind of potential!

People are from the past!

He has the right to say that!

As soon as Nanjiang Yi's words were finished, the bear child Yao Xiaoming called out.

"Xiaoqian, Xiaohong, Xiaoping, Xiaoqing, Xiao...... You all come here, whoever can scold and cry this shameless person, I will be someone's husband, hurry up. ”

"Yao Xiaoming, die!"

"Yao Xiaoming, you're a bastard!"

"Ahhhh

"Yao Xiaoming, pay me back 500 yuan, and you won't give me the phone bill until you used up my traffic last time. ”

"Yao Xiaoming, even if I marry the old king next door, I won't be good with you. ”..

"Yao Xiaoming......"

In the live broadcast room, there were more than a dozen little girls scolding in an instant, but this scolding was not scolding He Peng at all, all of them were scolding Yao Xiaoming.

Yao Jianjian: "......... Woe to the family!"

The peerless chicken made an expression covering his face, and then sent a message in large and bold red font: "Little bastard, quit school for me immediately!"

Yao Xiaoming: "........."

"Mom, I'm innocent. ”