Chapter 592: Blowing Fart
The ** office building in Montenegro City is the same as other places, whether it is poor or not, it is built big and generous, anyway, no matter how hard it is, Chen Guangda walked in under the leadership of a male office director, and walked in very low-key and humble, trying his best to disguise himself as an honest rural cadre.
"County Magistrate Liu came really early, and we just went to work......
The director of the office smiled and led Chen Guangda into the elevator, there were already a lot of well-dressed staff standing in the elevator, as soon as he saw Chen Guangda who was poor and sour, he instinctively showed a disdainful look, not to mention that Chen Guangda deliberately did not take a bath for three days, and several little ladies hurriedly covered their noses and shrank into the corner.
"I'm sorry, it's inconvenient for us to take a bath in the countryside......"
Chen Guangda nodded and apologized again and again, and the office director also showed helpless eyes, but at the moment when the elevator door was about to close, a tall beauty suddenly squeezed in, Chen Guangda's eyes immediately lit up, this big beauty was the one who drove the Bentley Continental before.
'I'm going......!'
Chen Guangda noticed that this girl's breasts are amazingly broad, and she is actually bigger than him, even if she is wearing high heels, she is at least one meter eight, Chen Guangda looked at her again, the little lady was wearing a beige windbreaker, which was a very standard shirt and skirt, plus a pair of shiny big earrings, the whole person looked capable and fashionable.
'Susan!...... Deputy Director of the Organization Department of the Municipal Party Committee'
Chen Guangda glanced at the work card on her chest, and couldn't help but be surprised, the organization department needless to say also knew that it was specialized in managing cadres, even if he was promoted, he had to go through the organization department, and such a young chick was actually in an important position, and it was estimated that she was also a "person" relation, and she had to accompany the leader to practice at night.
"What kind of person is this? This smell still makes us not take the elevator......"
As soon as Susan entered the elevator, she frowned, fanning the strange smell on her nose very unpleasantly, and the office director next to her immediately laughed and said: "Minister Su! This is Liu Tianliang, the county magistrate of Liangshan County, it is not very convenient for them to take a bath, please take care of it!"
"Oh! It turned out to be from Shan County, so it's no wonder......"
Susan glanced at Chen Guangda very contemptuously, and stood beside Chen Guangda generously, but two small leaders squeezed in outside the room, and everyone patted Susan's ass with laughter, but suddenly heard a "poof", and the elevator was instantly filled with an unpleasant smell, Chen Guangda immediately looked at Susan in surprise, such a big beauty actually fried her fart in public.
"Do you still have some quality, you can't bear to let go of a fart......"
Susan actually looked at Chen Guangda with disgust, and the others immediately looked at him angrily, Chen Guangda's face was almost green with anger, but he could only endure the evil anger and keep silent, but when the elevator door opened with a bang, he suddenly said: "The one who farted just now, your phone has dropped!"
"Ahh......h
Susan subconsciously stopped and looked down, but her pretty face suddenly burned red, and after glaring at Chen Guangda with shame, she quickly ran away with a small bag and a cigarette, but the others walked out as if they hadn't seen anything.
"I said County Magistrate Liu, how can you let the leader not come to the stage in public, Minister Su is a big celebrity in front of our secretary, what's wrong with letting you carry a fart, even if you really let you go, you have to let it go......"
The director of the office looked at Chen Guangda sadly, he almost wanted to open his mouth to carry this fart just now, but Chen Guangda rolled his eyes and said: "We countrymen are not sensible, we don't know how to pat the leader's ass, and the leader will not fire me because of this, right?"
"Alas~ You are also a leader now, you must know the art of leadership......"
The director of the office sighed helplessly, so he had to lead Chen Guangda out, and after a while, the two came to a large conference room, and his two cheap brothers, Lao Guo and Lao Ge, came one step ahead of him, but the three of them were as if they were unfamiliar, and they sat down separately after a simple polite gesture, and there was still a long distance between them.
Soon, all the outstanding young people who came to receive the award came one after another, all of them were the leaders of various towns or important departments, a group of people talked for a while, and a group of leaders also came in one after another, until everyone sat down and began to wait, finally! A middle-aged man with a lofty spirit was surrounded by people, and Susan followed him with a small bag like a little secretary.
At a glance, this style is the chief scoop of Black Mountain City, everyone immediately stood up and began to applaud, Chen Guangda also took the opportunity of applause to secretly look at the other party, this person is about the age of early forties, can sit in this position is quite young, and he also has a very meaningful name - Zhou Xingwu! This thought knows that it is the meaning of three provinces a day.
Zhou Xingwu also has the taste of an old man, and he walks with a tigerish style, and the smile on his face all the time gives people a very warm affinity for no reason, unlike some leaders who don't look like a good thing, at least his first impression of Chen Guangda is not bad, and he is even a little jealous, in fact, this guy is as handsome as a movie star, unlike him who has a lewd air all over his body.
"Are you Liu Tianliang......
Zhou Xingwu walked to the chief and pressed his hand, and the warm applause immediately stopped, but he looked at Chen Guangda with interest, Chen Guangda immediately put on an honest appearance, rubbed his hands very nervously and said: "Brother Zhou! Oh no, Secretary Zhou, the little one is Liu Tianliang from the backer, who came to receive the Outstanding Young Award!"
"Puff~"
Many people couldn't help but laugh secretly, thinking that Chen Guangda was a hillbilly who had never seen the world, even his two cheap brothers were speechless, but they didn't expect Chen Guangda to be so able to pretend to be forced, and Zhou Xingwu couldn't help but smile and said: "Don't be so nervous, I invited you to come today to commend you, your performance in recent work has impressed us, you can report the specific situation to us again!"
"I ...... I won't report, I haven't studied for a few years, I'm going to ......"
Chen Guangda looked at Zhou Xingwu bitterly, and directly looked like I was illiterate, but Zhou Xingwu gave a thumbs up and said: "Great! We need young cadres like you who do things in a down-to-earth manner, if you can do things with lip service, everyone here will be enough to calm the whole country, and even go to the United States!"
As soon as these words came out, the leaders who were still gloating about the disaster immediately stopped talking, hanging their heads and obediently studying their fingers, but Zhou Xingwu suddenly slapped the table heavily and said loudly: "You still have the face to eat public meals, when you are lustful, people rely on the county not only to solve their own difficulties, but also turn around to feed us in Montenegro City, if it weren't for the urgent dispatch of a batch of salt, I see how you would still be leaders!"
"County Magistrate Liu, where did your salt come from, why didn't you inform us in advance......
A big leader knocked on the table heavily, obviously a little bit of a teacher to ask for guilt, but Chen Guangda said angrily: "You didn't say that there was a shortage of salt, I noticed that there were more people who came to buy salt and found out the problem, and then I transferred twenty tons of sea salt as fast as I could, what do you want me to do, I'm afraid that you will think I'm being amorous!"
"You ......"
The old face of the big leader was flushed, and it was estimated that he had never met such a straightforward subordinate, but Zhou Xingwu waved his hand and said: "County Magistrate Liu! Twenty tons of sea salt can't solve our urgency, the daily consumption of 800,000 people in Black Mountain City is amazing, and we need at least five hundred tons now to hold out until we reopen the salt farm!"
"I'm going, how can I have so much salt, our whole county adds up to only two or three hundred tons, and everyone still makes extra money with this bit of salt, if I get it all away, they won't fight with me......"
Chen Guangda deliberately shouted in a fuss, but the eyes of the leaders lit up, and Zhou Xingwu immediately asked in shock: "Where did you get so much salt, two or three hundred tons is hundreds of thousands of catties, this is not like a normal use, right?"
"Speaking of this, I came to the fire, and I don't know which rabbit cub is talking nonsense, but he actually said that sea salt can drive away living corpses, and then every household bought a lot of sea salt and piled it at the door, and even put a lot of ...... on the city."
Chen Guangda spread his hands full of anger and helplessness, and Guo Tunchang, who was opposite, immediately said: "Yes, yes, yes! We also spread this kind of rumor, and all the sea salt on the market was bought out at once, I guess it was a rumor made by those bastards who sold salt, but the people in the county are too lacking in morality, and they don't tell us when the price of salt rises, and they let them buy all the salt we have, only two cents a catty!"
"Then you come to defend the city, you can also know the city first, don't hide behind us as a turtle son, where are you when the Screaming Empress comes......"
Chen Guangda pointed at his head and quarreled, Guo Tunchang also jumped up to fight him tit-for-tat, Ge Cannon rolled up his sleeves and was about to do something with him, but the big leader slapped the table and scolded: "Shut up for me, treat this place as a vegetable market, this is the compound of the municipal party committee, don't do it for me if you make any more noise!"
"Okay, everyone, please don't be impatient, since County Magistrate Liu has a lot of salt under his jurisdiction, try to transport some to us, I hope you understand the truth of cold lips and teeth......
Zhou Xingwu looked at a few people with tears and laughter, and it was estimated that it was the first time he had seen such a township leader, and someone next to him immediately chimed in: "County Magistrate Liu! Now is not the time for you to make a fortune, you have to go back and educate your villagers, the behavior of taking advantage of the fire to rob is very shameful, and if we don't survive, how can you survive?"
"Xiao Liu, you see this is good, we will buy those salts at the market price, one dollar and one catty, you see what, you can't take the people's things for nothing......
Zhou Xingwu looked at Chen Guangda very seriously, and Chen Guangda had no choice but to nod frustratedly and said: "Since Brother Zhou, you have spoken, I can't be ignorant anymore, I will go back to do mobilization work, try to let everyone sell half and give away the whole five cents a catty, I still have dozens of tons of public salt, don't give it to **!"
"Okay! That's our good comrade......
A group of leaders immediately applauded excitedly, Chen Guangda finally got their urgent end, and Mayor Li, who had not spoken all the time, even said: "Zhou Shuji! I think Xiao Liu is a very good person, it is better to let Huangshui Town and Hushantun be placed under his jurisdiction together, we will appoint more such talents!"
"Ahh......h
Guo Tunchang and Ge Cannon immediately shouted anxiously, this time they were really anxious, but Zhou Xingwu slapped the table and said: "Okay! It's decided, it's a matter of course for those who can work harder, and they can't be allowed to fight separately anymore, and the south will be directly divided into two counties in the future, and Xishan Village will also be upgraded to one county!"
"Xiao Liu, you have to behave well for me in the future......"
Mayor Li pointed at Chen Guangda meaningfully, Chen Guangda immediately puffed up his chest with confidence, and then there was a lively commendation meeting, Chen Guangda directly changed from a smelly hillbilly to a hot celebrity, and the people who came to pat him were almost calloused.
"Congratulations! County Magistrate Liu ......"
Susan suddenly walked up with a smile and shook hands with him very implicitly, but just when Chen Guangda thought that this woman was also a woman who saw the wind and steered the rudder, Susan suddenly leaned over and whispered: "Should I give you a name called Fake Honest?" You sent someone to send 200,000 red envelopes to Mayor Li's secretary last night, do you really think that God is unaware?"
"Minister Su, have we slept before, why can't I remember......
Chen Guangda looked at Susan casually, not taking her words to heart at all, if she had the courage to report Mayor Li, she would have been taken down a long time ago, but Susan sneered and said: "I think you are a toad and want to eat swan meat, let's dream of your big head!"