There is no love for the three-inch face.

Make rolls...... Make rolls...... Make rolls......

Any scumbag will not like this feeling of being able to beat himself back into the mud from both physical to psychological.

When he was in the underworld, he never thought that the human world would be like this.

Why...... Why did he have such a hard time to become a human being, and now he has to face such a cruel truth?

Thinking about it, he couldn't help but feel sad from it-

"I don't want to be a human anymore...... I'm going back to the underworld...... It's so cruel here, woo wow wow ......."

"So," He Huai interrupted him, "you haven't said how you got here!"

How did it come about?

That's a good question.

Sancun Ding sobbed and blew his nose, and said angrily: "At the beginning of May this year, one day the thunder was so fierce, I was playing outside, and I was reluctant to leave for a while, so I stayed for a while——"

Somehow, as soon as he heard about this time and this event, He Huai felt Alexander.

She shook her head, trying to get rid of this inexplicable thought, and then listened earnestly:

"Who knew that night, the boundary gate in the tree where I often walked was actually closed, not only was it closed, but that area was also covered with thunder ......"

He Han and He Zhangju all looked up at He Huai.

He Huai glared back fiercely: Look at what I'm doing? You two little ones also have a share!

The three of them confronted each other for a moment, and then turned their heads together.

………

Here, Sancun Ding was still crying: "The thunder is so fierce, I can't go back, I was accidentally hacked, and then ...... And then the soul becomes very strange......"

"Originally, I was a ghost, although I had been able to touch something practical for some years, but that was all. But after being struck by lightning, I couldn't touch it. Not only can I not touch it, but I have become less ghostly...... Once a wild cat gave birth to a cub, and I was born with no strength, and I was anxious to watch from the side, and as soon as I exerted my strength, I, I attached myself to it, and gave birth to a baby-"

I've been a ghost for a long time, and this kind of shame of giving birth to a kitten cub is actually not so strong-

That's weird!

As soon as the words fell, Sancun Ding covered his face with his chubby hand: "I don't want to have a child, it's painful to have a child......

Fortunately, after the last two were born, he was out of the cat's body again, and the mother cat also meowed and began to lick the kittens.

In short, this kind of strange thing has happened more than once.

Once, a pig was transported from other places, but he got motion sickness, so he vomited and vomited, and he looked at it for three inches, and when he came back to his senses, it was a surge, and he vomited all the way to the slaughterhouse for the pig......

Iniquity!

What a devastation and torture this is for one person!

He Huai: ......

Deficiency of heart jpg.

And did not dare to speak.

Let's open and close the boundary gate...... Usually she doesn't care about sleeping (in fact, she forgot), she was too nervous when the thunder happened, didn't she just turn it off and forget it......

This and this are all fate!

Can't blame her!

Comforting himself like this, Lord Ah Huai looked at Sancunding: "Then how did you become a human child?"

Sancunding's heart hurts when he thinks about it: "He was abducted and sold by human traffickers, because he died and left behind, I was in a hurry, angry, and I became him." ”

Traffickers?!

Master Huai suddenly came to the spirit - the source of the first income in her life is so relaxed and casual, she has always wanted to do such a big business!

It was a long time ago, and Sancun Ding couldn't say clearly: "It seems that they are all out of the imperial capital......"

He Huai choked: It's a pity!

In short, it's better to pay attention to it - this one is worth too much!

……

But it was too dangerous for the child to be alone outside, so he chose an orphanage, thinking that he would have an identity after a few years, and then go to see his goddess-

Yes, that's right, in such a bad weather at the beginning of May, all the ghosts ran back to hide, and he was the only one who survived to the end...... Is it because he is brave?

Not really!

It's because he secretly ate chicken in an Internet café, met a girl, and slowly fell in love online.

That day, the thunder in the imperial capital was so bad, he originally said that something was wrong, but his goddess said that the thunder was so scared......

He stayed as a hero.

Outcome......

He looked at his fat belly again, and couldn't help but feel sad from it—

"I look like this now, how can my goddess be willing to fall in love with me......?

He cried heartbreakingly, so miserable.

The social workers of the orphanage couldn't help but come over to watch, and found that they were all acquaintances, and this three-inch ding...... The newcomer loves to cry, but he's cried many times in the past few days, and every time he cries like this for no reason-

That's Sancun Ding missing his girlfriend, alas, the world doesn't understand love.

……

"But ......"

He Zhang interrupted him: "Although you are a three-inch Ding now, you can work hard, study hard, make more money, and fall in love with the goddess sister and brother in the future, right?"

"That's right," He Han added next to him: "It's still the same species now - you used to be a ghost, you didn't have a house, no car, no stable job, and you couldn't get a marriage license...... A good girl won't fall in love with you! You internet liar!"

Three-inch Ding was stunned: he remembered that he hadn't been online since that night, and he thought that his goddess didn't know how to toss and turn to miss him-

It's he's sorry for the goddess......

He Huai also cleared his mind: "You should be glad, I see that your soul is stable, and it is not much worse than that of reincarnation - you are equivalent to cutting the queue and reincarnating, otherwise you will line up at the bottom, and you may not be able to get your turn to win the lottery in hundreds of years......"

That's right.

Sancunding wiped his nose with his sleeve, where there were several traces of dryness and hardness.

He Han He Zhang: ......

It's also a loss that it was online dating before, otherwise with this sloppy appearance, his goddess would definitely not fall in love with him.

Sancun Ding frowned bitterly: "But I'm so young now, the goddess will give birth to a child when the time comes, do I have to wait for the success and fame to snatch love?"

"You're thinking too much. ”

Lord Huai looked at the sky in the distance: "Being a human being is not so simple. ”

In a flat tone, she described the terrible future for Sancunding:

"First of all, to be successful, you have to go to kindergarten for three years, and you may have to sign up for a number of interest classes during that time – after all, there are plenty of funds now. ”

"After that, there will be cram schools in preschools, elementary schools, and the same schools. ”

After that, there was a steady stream of exercises for junior high school exams, morning and evening self-study in junior high school, monthly exams, weekly exams, final exams, and cram school exam papers...... After three years of hard study, you can take the high school entrance examination. ”

"After that, high school ...... I don't need to talk about the college entrance examination, that test paper, exercises, "Five-Three", "Huanggang", ......"

These, Lord Huai has experience!