Chapter 258: Greasy
One of them palpitated and said: "Young man, the shouting sound of waking up in a dream should be a little smaller, terrorists are not afraid, I thought that the plane had been hijacked when I heard you screaming, and I thought that the plane crashed into the building, planted into the sea, and crashed into the mountain, I want to jump the plane now!"
"That's that, that's. Zhou Yunyang looked at the man and said with a smile, and said in his heart, if you want to jump off the plane, why is there so much nonsense.
Zhou Yunyang looked at Xia Weiyu, and Xia Weiyu also looked at Zhou Yunyang.
It's all the trouble there, stirring up a flying person, and the two couldn't help laughing.
The flight attendant walked over.
Passengers sat down, and the cabin returned to quiet.
Xia Weiyu said with a sense of accomplishment: "It's honest." ”
Zhou Yunyang said: "It's all drunk and vomited in your hands, won't it be practiced all the time?"
Xia Weiyu said: "In the future, I will make it drunk every day, so that it will not go out and cause trouble." ”
Zhou Yunyang said with an uneasy expression: "What should I do if I get drunk?"
Xia Weiyu said: "Go to Thailand Station Street, you are in good shape, and many compatriots will patronize you." ”
Zhou Yunyang said angrily: "You take me to Thailand Station Street to try, see if they don't settle accounts with you." ”
Xia Weiyu said: "I'm here to see, who dares to make trouble with the old lady." ”
Zhou Yunyang smiled, thinking to himself, if that was the case, his woman would not have gone to Thailand to arrest him back.
Xia Weiyu said: "Paper towels." ”
Zhou Yunyang then remembered that Xia Weiyu's little hands were still shiny, so he opened Xia Weiyu's bag, took out a paper towel, put his hand into the silk scarf and handed it to Xia Weiyu.
Zhou Yunyang said: "Women's milk has high nutritional value, and men eat it to grow their bodies. ”
Xia Weiyu's eyes squinted at Zhou Yunyang: "I think about bad things all day long." ”
Zhou Yunyang said: "That thing is a woman's beauty masterpiece, and eating it will last forever." ”
Of course, Xia Weiyu knew what Zhou Yunyang was talking about, and she said angrily: "Why don't you ask them to eat." ”
Zhou Yunyang said: "Aren't you uncomfortable when they eat and look better than you?"
"I'm not uncomfortable. ”
"I ignore you, aren't you uncomfortable?"
"I'm not angry with you, I wish I could!"
Zhou Yunyang said: "I told them to eat, and they became the most beautiful women in the world." ”
Xia Weiyu said: "I told them not to eat, they all became ugly girls, and you still have the face to go out." ”
Zhou Yunyang turned his face and stared at Xia Weiyu, and he didn't blink for two minutes.
"How is it, it's all ugly women, no face, right?" Xia Weiyu asked with a sense of accomplishment.
Zhou Yunyang suddenly laughed and said: "You guys are ugly, I don't dare to show it, we have all become a litter of dead chickens, what is the home of a litter of dead chickens, I'm afraid it's very interesting." ”
The two laughed.
Xia Weiyu wiped her little hands with a tissue, and also cleaned up Zhou Yunyang, pulled on the zipper, and uncovered the silk scarf.
Maybe it was a special affection for the lover, Xia Weiyu took the fingers of her little hand to Qiong's nose and sniffed, wrinkling the bridge of her nose.
Zhou Yunyang smiled and asked, "How is the taste?"
"Fishy. Xia Weiyu said.
"Nonsense," Zhou Yunyang said, "they all say it smells good." ”
"Whoever said it smelled good, I'll ask her. Xia Weiyu glared.
"I said, auntie, don't be so lonely, okay? They all said it was masculine masculinity, you said fishy, you don't know how to appreciate men's smell, and you were embarrassed to ask. ”
Xia Weiyu stretched her finger to Zhou Yunyang's nose: "Don't you know what it smells like when you smell it?" ”
Zhou Yunyang hurriedly hid and didn't smell it.
Xia Weiyu smiled: "I don't want to smell dirty things, it's still your own." Stinky man, just a smell. ”
Zhou Yunyang shyly said: "I'm so unpleasant." ”
"Hmm. ”
"I want you to smell it. ”
"I don't smell it. ”
Zhou Yunyang stretched out his hand to pull Xia Weiyu and pressed Xia Weiyu's pretty face into his arms.
Xia Weiyu shouted no, but she wanted to refuse and welcome.
The movement of the two of them became a little bigger.
Someone next to him snorted, staring at him with big eyes.
Zhou Yunyang and Xia Weiyu were silent at the same time, you looked at me, I looked at you, and I couldn't help laughing.
The two of them had to stay on the plane for ten hours, and they thought it would be very difficult, but they didn't expect the two to have a good time, and they wished they could sit for a few more hours to be comfortable.
It's time to eat.
The stewardess brought two Western meals.
International flights, Western food quality boutique, but it is destined to be just a little bit.
Xia Weiyu finished eating twice and looked at Zhou Yunyang.
"Still want to eat?"
"Hmm. ”
Zhou Yunyang didn't know how to eat the water and wild fruits in that space, and the amount of food he ate was several times that of before, and the Western food on the international flight was only enough to stuff his teeth in the summer drizzle.
Zhou Yunyang pressed the notification button for the seat pair.
After a while, a flight attendant came and smiled professionally: "Sir, do you need help?"
"Two more meals. Zhou Yunyang said.
The stewardess bowed slightly and turned back.
Zhou Yunyang pushed the box to Xia Weiyu: "You eat." ”
Xia Weiyu was not polite, and picked up the knife and fork to eat.
The stewardess came up empty-handed, without pushing the food cart.
Facing Zhou Yunyang, he smiled professionally: "Sir, I'm sorry, there is only one Western food for one person." ”
Zhou Yunyang was stunned: "We haven't eaten enough." ”
“…… Sorry sir. ”
"We can't be starved at an altitude of 10,000 meters. ”
“…… Sorry sir. ”
"I don't want to be sorry, I'm going to fill my stomach. ”
“…… Sorry sir. ”
Zhou Yunyang was about to stand up suddenly.
Xia Weiyu rushed over and hugged Zhou Yunyang's body: "I'm afraid!"
"Afraid of what?"
"I'm afraid you'll be taken away, and I'll be alone in England. ”
Zhou Yunyang burst into laughter: "Okay, I won't stand up." ”
Xia Weiyu still hugged Zhou Yunyang tightly, as if she was worried that Zhou Yunyang would lose it.
Zhou Yunyang looked at the flight attendant: "Since you are determined to starve us, what are you doing in front of us." ”
“…… Sorry sir. The flight attendant bowed slightly to Zhou Yunyang and left.
Seeing Xia Weiyu hugging himself so tightly, Zhou Yunyang smiled: "You weren't pretending to be afraid just now, right?"
"It's not. ”
"Why?"
"Insulting and beating flight attendants, high-speed rail attendants, and bus drivers is punishable by detention or sentencing. Xia Weiyu still hugged Zhou Yunyang's waist tightly, "It's not worth it for you to go to prison for my stomach." ”
Zhou Yunyang was so excited that he couldn't help but kiss Xia Weiyu.
Xia Weiyu hurriedly covered Zhou Yunyang's mouth with her little hand, and whispered: "They identified your behavior as yellow, fined 5,000 yuan, and detained for fifteen days." ”
Zhou Yunyang's mouth was covered by Xia Weiyu's small palm, and he couldn't make a sound, and said in his heart: "There are too many restrictions, not free at all, and I will travel on a special plane in the future." ”
Xia Weiyu looked at Zhou Yunyang and suddenly smiled, "giggle...... and laughed bewitchingly.
Zhou Yunyang wondered, could it be that Xia Weiyu heard what he was saying in his heart.
Xia Weiyu laughed for a while, moved her little palm up, and smiled even more bewitchingly.
It is not strange for a person to look at someone and laugh, but it is strange for a person to look at someone and laugh, such a laugh must have content and cannot but attract attention.
"Silly you, giggle......"
Zhou Yunyang was blindfolded by Xia Weiyu, and he stared at Xia Weiyu with wide eyes.
Xia Weiyu giggled again, laughing breathlessly, and then revealed the bottom of her expression: "Smell the smell of my hands, right?"
Zhou Yun raised his eyebrows and frowned, how could the little woman cover Lao Tzu's mouth with her spicy and dirty little hands, and asked Lao Tzu if she smelled it.
Even though it's my own, after all, ...... He remembered that when Xiao Nizi's little hands were pulled out of the silk scarf and slapped him, their little hands were covered with shiny sparkles.
Just wiped it with a paper towel, Xia Weiyu's little hands must have left a lot of sparkling ingredients on their hands.
"Lick it with your tongue, isn't it a little salty?" The little hand covered Zhou Yunyang's mouth, Xia Weiyu was really proud.
Zhou Quyang didn't dodge Xia Weiyu covering his mouth, he stretched out his hand to Xia Weiyu's waist and used a little force......
"Oops...... Zhou Yunyang ......, "The waist itch is unbearable, Xia Weiyu withdrew her little hand, twisted her waist, swayed desperately, and yelled.
"It's okay to be quiet, disturb people's rest!"
"This is a public place, and public morality still needs to be talked about!"
"The quality of people...... How can I say it, the biggest mistake is education! Ten years of trees, a hundred years of people, from now on......"
"Ma Mai Pi, one by one, there is no end, Lao Tzu played with his wife, did you interfere?" Zhou Yunyang scolded, really scolded, what do you have to do with the little couple flirting and scolding, are you jealous of the little couple.
But before he could scold, Xia Weiyu had already stretched out her little hand to cover his mouth.
Zhou Yunyang stared at Xia Weiyu with his eyes, and covered my mouth with his little hand?
Xia Weiyu was also in a hurry.
She was about to withdraw her little hand, leaned on Zhou Yunyang's body with an expression, and looked at Zhou Yunyang with affection, looking like a little girl.
Zhou Yunyang was drunk and looked at Xia Weiyu's stupid face.
"Do you smell it?"
Zhou Yunyang hurriedly nodded and sniffed.
"Does it smell good?"
Zhou Yunyang nodded hurriedly, it smelled very good.
Xia Weiyu withdrew her hand, changed her indomitable appearance, twisted her waist and said, "No, your dirty things don't smell good." ”
Zhou Yunyang's mouth hurriedly said: "My things must smell bad, and now that they are mixed with your things, they become fragrant and smell very good." ”
Xia Weiyu looked at her little hand and said unrelentingly: "There is nothing mixed with me at all, you let me go." ”
Zhou Yunyang said seriously: "Why didn't you mix your things, Xiang Khan, Xiang Khan is not yours? Don't look at Xiang Khan just a little bit, give me something smelly and cause a chemical reaction, isn't it fragrant?"
Xia Weiyu smiled: "Don't let me go." ”
"Hehe," Zhou Yunyang said, "Do you think I'm exempting you?"
Xia Weiyu was drunk and drunk by love.
Xia Weiyu's cold husband before, who had tasted the sweetness of love.
Later, although he had that relationship with Zhou Yunyang, there were endless things in the family, even if they were tired of being together, they were sneaky.
It's like now, the two appear in broad daylight as husband and wife, and they have plenty of time to forget their feelings and get tired, and she can't say that she is not drunk.
Her little mouth suddenly kissed Zhou Yunyang.