142 The plague god
"You tell me straight, my little heart can stand it. Chu Wufeng clutched his chest and showed a smile that was more ugly than crying.
"I get allergies when I use tampons, so I ......," Ye Xiazhi plucked up the courage to say, "I can only use tampons." ”
Tampon?
What's that?
Is it also a type of tampon?
There were countless crows flying over Chu Wufeng's head, and he really wanted to shake Ye Xiazhi wildly and asked her, "Why didn't you say it earlier, why! Why, ah, ah, ......?"
"I'm sorry. Ye Xiazhi bowed her head and apologized, because her daily necessities were prepared by servants from childhood to adulthood, so she didn't think about this problem at all.
"It's okay, I'll go buy it again. Chu Wufeng plucked up his courage and walked into the supermarket again.
After looking around the shelves, he really couldn't figure out which kind of tampons were them, and he was too embarrassed to ask those aunts, so he had to go back to the silver table.
As soon as the girl saw him, she immediately took out a stack of change and said, "Big brother who bought sanitary pads, are you here to get change?"
"No, no, no. Chu Wufeng hurriedly waved his hand and said, "I want to ask, where is the tampon?"
The cashier girl covered her mouth and smiled, "It turns out that your girlfriend uses a tampon, so the sanitary napkin is not a waste, you can return it." ”
"It's okay, I'll just give it away. Chu Wufeng casually made up an excuse, but he regretted it when he said it, whoever gave someone away was sending sanitary napkins, isn't this perverted.
The girl forced a smile and said, "Big brother wants to buy tampons, I'll find someone to take you there, it's not easy to find tampons on other shelves." ”
When Chu Wufeng heard that she was going to find someone else, he just wanted to stop it, but unfortunately it was too late.
The girl shouted into the supermarket in a super loud voice, "Shopping guide, there is a big brother here who is looking for tampons, please take him over." ”
Chu Wufeng wants to die, he really wants to die!
He is a dignified cultivator, even if he buys tampons in the supermarket, he will be announced to the world!
He wanted to leave, but the tampon hadn't arrived yet, so he couldn't go......
At this point, he just wants to bury himself by punching a hole in the ground!
A moment later, a very fat girl walked over, but what made Chu Wufeng desperate was that she was also a loud voice.
"Which big brother is going to buy tampons?"
As soon as everyone heard that the man wanted to buy tampons, all eyes immediately turned to him, and he was simply embarrassed and thrown home.
And in the next second, the little cashier suddenly pointed at Chu Wufeng and said excitedly, "It's this big brother, he just bought hundreds of sanitary napkins for his girlfriend, but her girlfriend only uses tampons." ”
"Then let him take the tampon and return it, it's not a waste if you don't need it. ”
"The eldest brother said it didn't matter, he gave it away. ”
"Give away ......"
Chu Wufeng had hundreds of grass and mud horses running through in his heart, can you not treat Lao Tzu as a chat, and told everyone that I bought a lot of sanitary napkins and was going to give them away.
He was about to cry and couldn't live......
"Big brother, come with me. Finally finished chatting, and with a weird smile in his eyes, the fat shopping guide led Chu Wufeng to the shelves inside.
And Chu Wufeng followed her like a wooden man, he didn't want to think about anything at this time, he didn't want to do anything, as long as he thought about it, he felt so embarrassed.
Finally bought a tampon, and in the eyes of everyone, Chu Wufeng escaped from the supermarket.
Ye Xiazhi took the tampon and said gratefully, "Thank you for your hard work." ”
"It's not hard, I just don't want to live. Chu Wufeng drove the car to the front of a hotel and opened two rooms.
Ye Xiazhi wrapped Chu Wufeng's clothes around his pants and went to the hotel to take a bath.
And Chu Wufeng stayed in the car to clean up the pile of sanitary napkins.
"Damn, who's smashing Lao Tzu's car with this unlucky thing!"
When Chu Wufeng buried his head and threw the tampon out of the car, a voice exploded in his ears.
When I looked up, it turned out that he had thrown the tampon onto a passing Humvee.
"I'm sorry. Chu Wufeng apologized.
But the people in the car didn't relent, "I'll just put your mother's aunt's blood on your face and apologize?"
Chu Wufeng was already in a very bad mood by these things, and at this time, someone hit the muzzle of the gun, and he didn't mind using it to spread his anger.
He walked to the cab of the Humvee, dragged the driver out of the window and said, "Say it again!"
"Do you know who I am!" the man continued.
"I'm not interested in knowing. Chu Wufeng's tone became colder and colder.
The driver glanced at the people in the car, straightened his chest and shouted, "Lao Tzu is Ma Xinbang's younger brother, you dare to provoke me, do you want to die!"
Malaysia Simbang?
Chu Wufeng froze when he heard this name, shouldn't he be in Burma? Why did he get here?
"Master Feng!" a voice came from the back seat of the Hummer.
Chu Wufeng turned his head and saw that it was Ma Xinbang in the car.
"Misunderstanding, misunderstanding. Ma Xinbang hurriedly got out of the car and explained.
Chu Wufeng didn't give him face at all, and directly slapped the driver in the face.
The driver spat out a mouthful of blood, which was mixed with several broken teeth.
He didn't expect Chu Wufeng to dare to hit him, so he glared viciously and said, "You are dead, you actually beat someone in front of Ma Ye." ”
The driver knew that Ma Xinbang had always protected his shortcomings, and he was his cousin, so he deliberately said this to let Ma Xinbang help him avenge him.
When Ma Xinbang heard the driver say this, his face suddenly turned cold, he took a step forward and raised his hand, "Smack!"
A slap in the driver's face.
The other side of the driver's face was also swollen.
"Shut up!" Ma Xinbang scolded angrily with a dark face.
The driver was forced now, covering his face for a long time and didn't dare to speak.
"Master Feng, why are you here?" Ma Xinbang didn't expect to meet Chu Wufeng in this place where birds don't, but Chu Wufeng's force value is impressive, and the little Li Feizhen, who is superb, has a hole in his head every minute, and he doesn't dare to offend Chu Wufeng.
"What about you?" Chu Wufeng did not respond to Ma Xinbang's question head-on, but asked back.
"Master Feng, do you remember the piece of Jade King I gave you?"
The Jade King?
Chu Wufeng thought for a moment before realizing that Ma Xinbang was talking about the spirit stone he had been looking for.
"Yes. ”
"I came to Lop Nur this time to find the Yuwang Mine, and a rich man spent a lot of money to buy ......"
However, Chu Wufeng didn't dare to be interested in the slightest, "Then you look for it slowly, I'll play with my girlfriend." ”
"Oh, that's right. Ma Xinbang then glanced at Chu Wufeng's driveway, "This car belongs to Master Feng?"
"Hmm. Chu Wufeng wondered why he suddenly asked about the car.
Ma Xinbang touched his chin and said with a puzzled face, "That's strange, I just received news that the people from the Dilong mercenaries are looking for the owner of this car." ”
When Ma Xinbang said this, he raised his eyes to look at Chu Wufeng, wanting to see a trace of strangeness in his gaze.
As soon as Chu Wufeng heard this, he guessed that it must be the bearded man and the one-eyed man who came to seek revenge.
But he can't just reveal this information, so as not to ask for trouble.
"I rented this car yesterday, maybe the owner caused trouble, I'll go to the car dealership to get another one. Chu Wufeng explained.
Ma Xinbang hurriedly said, "It's too troublesome, Master Feng will drive my car, I'll help you get this car." ”
"It's fine. Chu Wufeng nodded.
It just so happened that Ye Xiazhi had finished cleaning up, and when he saw Ma Xinbang, he was also puzzled, "Why is Ma Ye here?"
Last time she saw Ma Xinbang when she was kidnapped by Li Weifeng in Myanmar, she didn't expect to meet him here.
"It turned out to be Mrs. Sister-in-law, just now Master Feng said to bring his girlfriend to play, I guessed it was you. Ma Xinbang flattered, "Mrs. Sister-in-law is really getting more and more beautiful." ”
"Thank you. Ye Xiazhi felt embarrassed every time she heard him call Mrs. Sister-in-law, but she didn't know what the relationship between this person and Chu Wufeng was, so she simply bowed her head and acquiesced.
Chu Wufeng opened the door of the Hummer and let Ye Xiazhi in.
Ye Xiazhi glanced at the broken jeep that Chu Wufeng had driven before, didn't speak, and sat in the co-pilot of the Hummer.
"Then you're welcome. Chu Wufeng and Ma Xinbang nodded, drove away.
Ma Xinbang's originally smiling face suddenly turned cold.
The driver who was slapped in the face only dared to say at this moment, "Cousin, who is this person?"
"One of the plague gods. ”
"Then why did my cousin give him the car?" the driver wondered.
"Hmph, I was almost killed by him last time, this time the feng shui takes turns, and he can't escape from the palm of my hand!" Ma Xinbang pinched his hand, and the green tendons were exposed.