Do people say no?!

The whole world is playing him alone!

Chu Nan was furious.

"Now there is also a camera in front of the live broadcast, right? Lao Tzu will expose you!" he thought hatefully: "Don't use Lao Tzu as a monkey! I know it all, go to your uncle's global live broadcast! I advise you to be kind!"

[Calm down, this is not advisable.]

You are already famous all over the world, even if you expose it, it will only stop the live broadcast, and the consequence is that everyone can blatantly come to chase the stars, so that you will never have peace.

What's more, at worst, the program team may even judge you as a "psychopath" if they don't stop the live broadcast for the sake of profit!

it, they're more than capable of torturing you into a real psychopath!

Think twice!]

Chu Nan was shocked.

Being psychotic?

This, it seems, is not impossible!

In order to make money, capital is unscrupulous!

At that time, even if some viewers have a conscience and raise objections, they may not be accepted.

Their opinion is nothing.

The system's suggestion seems to make a lot of sense.

So, pretend not to know and keep acting?

It seems that this is the only way to go!

"Captain, captain!" the agent called out to him, "what are you going to do with these three bastards who got you into the hospital?

Chu Nan woke up from his thoughts.

Scrap your arms and break your legs?

So brutal?

But it seems reasonable.

Because this bald man is strong, he is a cold countryman.

According to the video retrospective, two years ago, he came to the island and came into contact with Chu Nan, who was worried about the poor management of the band, and after a fool, he successfully became the band's agent.

What he advocates is the entertainment industry management model of the Han country with strict hierarchies and clear distinction between respect and inferiority.

In the band, Chu Nan is the well-deserved boss.

Below him, it is the agent bald strong.

All others, by age, seniority, etc., and the younger generation must respect the elders.

Otherwise, they will be scolded at least and beaten at worst.

Occasionally, it is possible to break your legs and arms!

but

That must be all fake, right?

His face was impassive, but he immediately asked the truth about the system.

Then he got an affirmative answer.

Every time I deal with the team members, the ones who do it are bald and strong.

The stick was raised high, but when it fell, it had no power.

The punished team members acted more and more like each other.

The howl shook the heavens and the earth, enough to win an Oscar.

And since then, the "lame" has been walking lame in front of Chu Nan, and the "broken arm" has been hanging a waste arm.

No flaws!

Why don't you take matters into your own hands this time and really break them?

Suddenly, he had an evil thought.

But he soon vetoed it.

As a law-abiding citizen, he is not so ruthless and cannot do it.

"Captain, don't, although we made a mistake in our information this time and injured you, but in the end you are fine, and besides, we are a blessing in disguise!" Nazha shouted.

"That's right, Captain, that shemale lost 500,000 of us because she was afraid!"

"You didn't give your chastity either, but you were injured a little, and in exchange for 500,000 yuan, you made a lot of money......" Li Ya said.

"Shut up!" the bald man was furious and gave them a kick one by one. "Captain, because you were injured, you still say that you earned it? Nima's, captain, you must break one of their legs!"

"Don't, Captain, spare your life! You can do whatever we want, don't break your leg!"

"Yes, Captain!"

"Please!"

The three of them kowtowed frantically and begged for mercy.

Hehe, the acting is good!

Chu Nan sneered.

"You don't have to be so afraid, I'm not a demon. He said, "It's not enough that you just said that as long as you don't break your leg, you can do anything, right?"

"Yes Captain!" the three of them said in unison.

Even though they are acting, they are very real and reasonable.

There are two reasons for this:

First, there is a bald and strong cold entertainment management model;

Second, the people of these guys are all lazy and lazy, and there were even gambling money, bankrupt, and usury who were collected for debts, and it was Chu Nan who took them in, and they not only owed Chu Nan money, but also owed him favors.

Therefore, doing anything for Chu Nan also makes people feel that it is from the bottom of their hearts.

So, since you're so sincere......

"That's good. Chu Nan closed his eyes: "I thought about it for a while, just relying on a few of us to make money, it's not a way, and I can't feed so many brothers at all - times have changed, and people who come to bars prefer to watch beautiful girl idol performances rather than a few of us big men jumping and singing there."

I heard that the boss of the bar Li is preparing to install a new large-screen TV to show the concert video of the recently popular triplet girl group.

We're going to be swept out of the house.

As for the 500,000 compensation for the shemale, it sounds like a lot, but it won't take long. Sit and eat empty, and it will be over soon.

So adapt to the market, seek change, cater to the tastes of your customers, and find ways to make more money!

You three, make your debut as idols!"

？？？

Nazha and the others were stunned.

"What do you mean, Captain?"

"The three of you are not tall or bad-looking.

I have heard that Thailand is quite developed in terms of holistic surgery and plastic surgery.

So, you go to Thailand and have surgery, the kind of face, skeleton, and skin that are completely reshaped, I think 500,000 should be enough to pay for three people.

Come back and debut as a girl group!

It should be popular on the island and make a lot of money!"

The idea of coming up with this pervert on the spot was inspired by an anime "Backstreet Girl" that I had seen in my previous life.

Hmph, this money must be enough, and if it is not enough, it must be enough! If it is not enough, the program team will make it up!

"Uh????" The three of them looked at each other.

"You decide for yourselves, there are other options, such as breaking your leg as suggested by Bald Qiang.

But this time I'm going to do it myself—after all, you three can choke me enough.

Rest assured, I'll do my best to get it done with a stick so that you don't suffer too much.

After all, Lao Tzu is not a demon either. ”

"Ah?!!h

The three were shocked.

"Five seconds to choose. Five, four, three......"

……

Domestic, program group, command room.

A thin old man in his sixties is looking at the home screen in deep thought.

He is the chief director of the global live broadcast program "The World of Chu Nan" and the English name "The World", Director Hu.

Time was pressing, and he made a quick decision.

"Promise him. Let's figure out what to do next. He sent orders to Naza through his communication device.

"I chose to be an idol! We did!" shouted Nazha, following the instructions.

Leba and Li Ya also responded at the same time.

"Great, early tomorrow morning, on the first flight to Thailand. ”

"Tomorrow?!"

……

All over the world, "Chu Nan's World" is live.

Barrage flying.

"Wow, Chu Nan is really angry this time!

"I think: Did the shemale plot arranged by the program team inspire him? After all, the shemales played by real women almost tricked him into bed. ”

"To be honest, I'm actually looking forward to the three of them. ”

"Thinking too much, right? This is definitely unrealistic! I guess they can't appear in "Chu Nan's World".

Because, once Chu Nan accidentally found out that their balls were not cut off, he would most likely do it himself!"

A month later.

System prompt: [Congratulations to the host, the popularity of the live broadcast has risen to 60e, increased by 100 million, and you will get a chance to draw a lottery.]

Is it extracted?】

Chu Nan chose to draw without hesitation.

[Congratulations to the host, gain (pseudo-mother) skill +1, women's clothing, pseudo-mother form and other abilities have been improved.] 】

“？？？？？”

Chu Nan was stunned for a while.

Then the face distorted.

"Pseudo-Niang?!What kind of garbage skill is this Nima?, Lao Tzu is a man!!" "The whole pseudo-Niang skill?!"

Barrage:

……

Another day passed, and the three team members who had completed the "operation" returned to Chu Nan's house.

Three young and beautiful girls with short hair stood straight in front of him.

"Boss, I'm Naza, now I've changed my name to Maza, Za'er hasn't changed, 'that' has become 'horse'. ”

"Captain, I'm Leba, now my name has been changed to Leba, the word music remains the same, the 'Ba' of 'Basho'. ”

"Brother Nan, I'm Li Ya, now my name has been changed to Li Ya, the word Li remains the same, the 'elegant' 'Ya'. ”

Chu Nan stared at them with a frown.

There is no doubt about it: these three people are real girls.

Of course, it is impossible for the program team to really take those three male actors for surgery.

This was all expected by him.

It's just that I didn't expect that they would find such a beautiful three girls.

All right.

If I hadn't crossed over, this poor body would have been played by you for the rest of my life.

But now, I know the truth.

But you do not know that I already know.

So, now, it's Lao Tzu's turn to play you.

Hahaha, didn't expect that, right?

Lao Tzu is going to play the whole world!

Thinking about it, a smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.

He walked around behind Maza and held out his hand nonchalantly.

"Maza, your buttocks are straight!"

Maza was stunned, and his face flushed instantly.

"Old ...... Captain!"

The barrage is a "slot".

“666！”

"I'm so envious!"

"Ah, my Maza, the first thing I liked when the director team auditioned for actors was her!!"

"Ah, will it be my Leba who will suffer next, demon, don't do anything to her!"

"Let go of that girl!

- Let me come!"

"Die!"

……

Next, Chu Nan went around to the front of "Leba".

"Why is it so pompous?" he poked at the other man's chest, pretending not to be satisfied.

Phila instinctively wanted to dodge.

But in the end, under the instructions of Director Hu, he froze.

"Old ...... Captain, do you think it's too big...... Isn't it appropriate?"

"No, it's just a little too evil. ”

Barrage:

"Holy!!"

"Although Chu Nan is my idol, I really want to beat him at the moment!"

"Miss Leba has made such a sacrifice!"

"Wait! What about Li Ya?"

"Hiss ~~~~~"

……

Right now.

Chu Nan had already started to move.

Move, move!

On the barrage, there is a question mark.

“？？？？？？？？”

“？？？？？？？？”

“？？？？？？？？”

“？？？？？？？？”

"This ......"

"I'm wiping it!"

"I've got a wipe!"

"I've got a rub!"

Chu Nan withdrew his hand. "The surgery was clean and good!"

He turned around and faced the three-faced, confused girls, raised his hand and shouted:

"Now I declare: from now on, you are the 'Tribal Girls' group!"