Chapter 1648: It's too dangerous to be a wet man

No matter what others asked, Ye Fei just didn't say what he was doing today, which made Dolly and the others very anxious.

Director Xiang and Wet Man are "complaining", the two of them are huddled together, and their mouths are full of brothers and sisters, and people's teeth are sour.

"Huh~ Brother Tai, look at Ye Shen's tea, green as a lake, do you have an elegant sentence to say?"

"Let me think about it one or two, the tea, green as a lake, there is, please listen. ”

"Brother, come quickly. ”

"A cup of tea on the table, green as lake water, drinking it can quench your thirst, and it's nothing if you don't drink it. ”

“......”

"I ...... Good, good, good poetry. ”

"Poof~~"

This "poem" of the wet man has just been made, and everyone at a table can be said to have sprayed in an instant.

"Ye Shen, can I beat the two of them?" Feng Buyu looked at Ye Fei with a painful face and asked.

The clothes of this goods are all tea, he just took a sip just now, but one of them couldn't help but squirt out, and he didn't spray Lisuo, and a lot of clothes fell on his clothes.

At the same time, Dolly, Yimihua, Bingo and Ding Dingge all looked at Ye Fei with a begging expression, and even the superiors were silent, which can be regarded as acquiescence.

Ye Fei made a gesture of please and said, "Just keep your breath, and it will be broadcast live in a while." ”

"I know. ”

After Feng was silent, he rolled up his arms and sleeves and rushed towards Shiren and Director Xiang.

As soon as the two of them saw it, they ran away in fright, ran to the South China Sea in one breath, looked back and saw that the wind was far away, and the two guys sat down on a stone again, facing the South China Sea, and sighed again.

"Brother Tai, you see that this sea is stacked, like jade waves and silver waves, is there any Yaxing to make a song for the virtuous brother?"

"Uh~~"

Xiang looked back at Feng Bu, who was still running this way, nodded, and said, "I haven't done poetry for a long time, but today I know Brother Xian, and I'm happy, then I'll be ugly." ”

After speaking, Director Xiang frowned and thought for a long time, and said, "Ah~ the sea, mother ......"

As soon as he did this, Feng Bu arrived just in time, but when he heard this, the thing stumbled under his feet, plopped and fell, and then sat on the ground and looked at Director Xiang and Shiren with a loveless face, and said, "Two, please, can we let us go?"

Shiren and Xiang Director: "......"

Ye Fei and his gang are afraid that the wind is silent, this thing will really wet people and directors Xiang, don't look at Feng Buyu, this thing is bullied by Ye Fei enough, but if he really beats the director and wet people, it is more than enough, after all, he is young and has good physical strength.

So a group of people hurriedly ran out, but as soon as they came out, they saw Feng Buyu sitting on the ground and talking to Director Shiren, and several people were all a little confused.

"It's over, another one is stuck in. ”

"The wind is silent, this kid...... Concentration still doesn't work. ”

"Hey~ If these two people really know how to compose poems, forget it, you tell me what they do, a cup of tea on the table, you can quench your thirst if you drink it, and it's nothing if you don't drink it, oh your sister, the worst poems I've seen since I was a child are dozens of times better than this. ”

"I, an African who doesn't know much about Chinese culture, can't bear it, and if this is prenatal education, I'm really worried about what level my child will be after birth. ”

The superior smiled: "Everyone has their own way of life and doing things, in fact, they are very good and happy like this." ”

Ye Fei shook his head with a smile and said, "Okay, let's leave them alone, Feng Buyu is not a reckless person, maybe he was really choked by these two people just now, it'll be fine for a while, didn't you see that the three of them talked together?"

A group of people all went back to the house with a smile, but when they went to the house, they saw that Ziqing was gone, and then Ye Fei took a look outside, and he was speechless, I don't know when Ziqing also went to the South China Sea to get tired of the three guys.

"It seems that I am right, Ziqing and these two people can really talk together. ”

Bingo and Yimihua all laughed, but before the smile disappeared, a few people saw Ziqing come to Director Xiang and Shiren, and then ...... Then he picked up the wet man and threw all the directors into the South China Sea.

"Damn, something happened. ”

Ye Fei saw that it was broken, and hurriedly rushed over in fright, and Bingo and Dolly also passed behind.

When I arrived at the place, I saw that the wind was silent, and he was looking at the South China Sea with a confused face, and the purple green on the side was panting.

"Why did you throw the two of them into the sea?" Ye Fei shouted on his feet.

What the hell is wrong, aren't you the same kind of people?

Ziqing said: "I was choked by the two of them just now, choked with water, can you understand my feelings? As a literati, poetry can be done, if you can't do it, don't waste it, what a pot of tea, if you don't drink it, it's nothing, you tell me about it...... What kind of is this?"

"Then you can't throw them into the sea, they'll die!"

"Uh~ I'll go fish. ”

Ziqing was frightened and hurriedly ran to the South China Sea.

In the South China Sea, Director Xiang and Shiren were all dumbfounded, and the two of them plopped into the seawater, and sank directly down, and finally floated up with their hands and feet, screaming one by one.

"Help, help, I can't swim. ”

"I'm not a good swimmer either. ”

"Oh, brother, don't be kind, this is all dying, and what about dragging the text? Help, help. ”

“....... It makes sense, help!!"

The two of them were struggling, and suddenly felt something under their feet, and this time they were so hung that they fainted, and hurriedly shouted while swimming to the shore, and now they don't care if they can swim or not, the survival instinct can make the two guys use the dog planing style.

As a result, before swimming a meter, the two of them felt that their bodies were rising, and one by one they were even more confused, and they were about to pee, but they had watched the movies of great white sharks, and they were really afraid that there was a group of great white sharks under their feet, and there was no hope of living at all.

A moment later, the two of them came out of the water, and underneath them, a huge lightning python also rushed out, putting the two guys on their heads.

"Whew~"

Ye Fei saw that the lightning python pushed out the wet man and Xiang director, and let out a sigh of relief, and said in his heart that it was good if he didn't drown, if he drowned, he wouldn't be able to explain it to the audience, what do you say when the time comes?

Ziqing also quietly breathed a sigh of relief, and said in her heart that it was okay.

The others also hurriedly stood still, waiting for Shiren to come ashore to the director.

The huge lightning python was obviously very excited, and after jacking the director and the wet man, just when everyone thought it would send the two people ashore, who knew that the lightning python's head flicked, and the chubby director and the wet man were all thrown up, and then ...... Then the two of them plopped and fell into the South China Sea.

Everyone: "......."

"Damn, what's the rhythm of this?"

"Uh~ Ye Shen, isn't it saving people?

"Emma, this lightning python won't treat the two of them as toys, will it?

Ye Fei couldn't care so much anymore, his body flashed to the South China Sea, jumped to his feet and shouted: "Send it to the shore, don't make trouble, there will be death." ”

As a result, he just finished shouting, and Xiang Director and Wet Man were pushed out again, and then plopped and fell into the South China Sea.

"Me @#¥"

Ye Fei is going crazy, this Nima is purely looking for trouble, tell me how this happened?

The group of people in the upper echelons were also staring, but they didn't expect a few lightning pythons to play Harpy.

"Ye Fei, don't let them play, those two are dying. Yimihua is a girl after all, soft-hearted, reminded.

Ye Fei was in a hurry, and said in his heart that I don't want to.

Thump~

Ye Fei couldn't wait any longer, jumped directly into the South China Sea, and then quickly ...... Gone.

Well, Ye Fei's water nature is not bad, it is okay to flutter twice in the small puddle in the swimming pool, and swim in the sea? disappear in minutes.

This time, a group of people on the shore are completely panicked, anyone can have something, but Ye Fei can't have an accident, you must know that if this guy is really drowned, it is estimated that the first universe will be messed up, I don't know how many people will come over to blast the sea water of the South China Sea dry.

"Save people!"

The superiors couldn't be calm, and hurriedly let people go in to save people.

At this time, there is actually no need to say that he is talking at all, plopping and plopping is the same as getting dumplings, two hundred and eighty-eight interstellar bodyguards, plus Lao Mo and his gang, Ziqing, Feng Buyu, Bingo, and even Ding Dingge all jumped into the South China Sea, that scene ...... Crowds of people, similar to the beach during the May Day holiday, the small fish and shrimp in the South China Sea are scared to flee around, I have lived in this place for a long time, and I have never seen so many monsters all of a sudden.

In the end, after tossing for a long time, a group of people fished Ye Fei, Shiren and Director Xiang out of the South China Sea, Ye Fei was okay, he went in late, saved in time, and he spit two mouthfuls of water on the shore and it was fine.

But Xiang Director and Shiren couldn't, and the two of them were thrown into the sea several times, and they had already fainted.

"Save people, hurry up and save people. Ye Fei sat on the beach and said weakly.

Bingo and a bunch of aliens are a bit blind and don't know how to do it, they haven't encountered this situation before, and on their alien planet, it would be a shame to say that a person was drowned in water.

So in the end, Ding Dinggo and Yimihua went into battle, and they pressed and pounded on the chest of Xiang Director and Shiren.

"Gott~"

After tossing for a long time, the wet man suddenly moved, and a line of water burst out of his mouth.

After pressing again, the wet man spat out a few more mouthfuls of water, and then slowly opened his eyes.

"I ...... Am I dead?" asked the wet man as soon as he opened his eyes.

Ye Fei gasped and walked over, and said, "It's not dead, it's just that you drank too much water, and you don't drink a cup of tea, so you have to go to the South China Sea to drink the water of this sea, and then make a poem." ”

"I ...... Woo woo ~ Ye Shen, I want to change careers. ”

“....... Why?"

"It's too dangerous to be a wet man, vomit~~"

“......”

"Ye Shen, come over and take a look, no. Just when Ye Fei was speechless by the wet man's words, Yimihua shouted anxiously.

Ye Fei hurriedly came over and said, "What's wrong?"

"Look at him, I can't save him, he doesn't spit water, and his breathing is very weak. Yimihua said anxiously.

Ye Fei hurriedly squatted down and touched the director's pulse, it was really weak, and he couldn't find it.

"I'll come. ”

Ye Fei asked Yi Mihua to step aside, he pressed his hands on Xiang Director's chest, and pressed hard a few times, but there was still no response.

", to the director, to the director, wake up, wake up!"

Ye Fei was about to cry urgently, it seemed that something was really going to happen, how could he explain to Ma Qingyun?

Ziqing said weakly on the side: "I...... I didn't mean to, I didn't know they were going to be drowned, I hadn't seen anyone drowned before, how could this be?"

Now it's pointless to blame Ziqing, so let's hurry up and save the director.

Ye Fei's medical skills are very good, but the diseases he treats are all symptomatic, and now Director Xiang is dying, and the asymptomatic is dying, no, if there are symptoms, it is that the stomach is so big, it is obvious that he drank a lot of water just now, but he can't vomit it out, do you say it's urgent?

After pressing for nearly a minute, Ye Fei sat on the beach again, and he still couldn't spit out to the director.

Ye Fei knew that if he delayed for a while, he would definitely hang up with the director, but what should he do?

"Ye Fei, don't worry, I believe it will be fine. The superior comforted.

Ye Fei didn't say a word, he knew that the superior was comforting him, but something had already happened.

Just when Ye Fei felt confused, suddenly an interstellar bodyguard came over and said, "Ye Shen, he's stuck." ”

Ye Fei: "......."

Everyone: "......"

"Stuck, what do you mean?"

Ye Fei looked at this interstellar bodyguard with a confused face, he knew, his name was Mihaso, he was from the Red Light Planet, and the people of this Red Light Planet had a characteristic, that is, a pair of eyes were born with the ability to release a red ray and could see through some objects.

"I saw that something seemed to be stuck in his throat, so he couldn't spit out the water in his stomach. ”

"What...... What is it?" Ye Fei asked a little speechlessly.

Mihaso pointed to the guide sea and said, "It looks like a small fish." ”

"I ......"

Not to mention Ye Fei this time, the others didn't know what to say, how could this fall into their throats for a while and still have a small fish swimming in their eyes?

"Can you get it out?" Ye Fei asked.

He didn't know where the little fish was stuck, and he didn't know if he could pick it out.

"I'll try. ”

Mihaso crouched down as he spoke, and as soon as his hand moved, a small slender hook appeared in his hand, and then he pinched open the director's mouth and stuck it in.

"You can take it out. ”

"Then hurry up and hook it up. ”

"Oh, good. ”

Mihaso thrashed the director in his throat with a small hook, and finally pulled it out, on top of which a small fish was writhing back and forth.

As soon as the small fish was hooked out, he spat out a mouthful of water with a whoop to the director, and there was a smaller fish in the water.

Seeing this scene, Ye Fei and his gang were completely speechless, your sister, did you go to drink water or eat seafood in the South China Sea?

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