At this moment, the speed of the shopkeeper's brain reached a high speed that had never been seen in his life!

When he took the college entrance examination back then, he didn't have such wisdom!

Live, talking, Mandarin-speaking, a crayfish with a length of one meter and two!

Tomorrow, tomorrow I'll find someone to spread the word!

How to buy a hot search on Weibo?

How do I write a press release from the UC Shock Department?

Own restaurant has just opened.........

Phew, it's imperative to survive first.

The boss reacted - I don't know if this monster eats people or not!

But I heard the lobster monster in front of me say arrogantly: "Human, be my slave, follow my footsteps, and we will liberate all crayfish together!"

Are you kidding?!

The boss was about to jump up as soon as he could—he started by selling crayfish, and crayfish are so delicious, they must be eaten! After liberating crayfish, after a long night, wouldn't there be beer left to live?

If it doesn't work, it won't work.

He was about to shake his head, but suddenly he had an idea—

"That'...... What are you going to do as a slave? How are we going to free the crayfish?"

The lobster essence is jammed.

It...... It's a mouth cannon.,At present, I've only learned to draw pie propaganda.,How to operate it.,No experience!

It moved its pincers helplessly, turned its gaze to the human slaves on the side, and condescended to ask, "How to liberate it......

The shopkeeper rolled his eyes and felt that he was about to have a more secure way to make a fortune.

……

The lobster monster doesn't know anything about it.

At this moment, it is still quite satisfied with this interesting human being, so it decided to develop this person as its own downline - no, slave, and then through him, to slowly change the terrible thinking that people here must eat crayfish in summer, so as to liberate crayfish.

To be honest, it doesn't understand why crayfish have no natural predators before, because they know that they don't have any meat on them!

It tastes so hard that it can't pick up a bite of meat for half a day - at first, it thought that this could be a godsend, specially used to rule the world?!

Later, he found out that when the crayfish were cleaned up, they were boiled in a pot and fried in a pot of pepper and peppercorns...... Suck and slip.

The process was so painful that it had destroyed all of its beliefs, and if it hadn't been, it wouldn't have gone out of its way to find a human slave.

Fortunately, I have a good eye for the slaves I found, and I made a lot of pertinent suggestions-

"Lord Shrimp, I don't think the liberation of the whole lobster can just talk, we have to study this and this well...... Method. ”

"Huh?"

The shrimp monster became interested: "Let's talk about it." ”

"That's ......"

The boss pondered while slowly considering the words-

"Think about it, why do you want to free the crayfish? because the crayfish are ...... here. ......He wanted to talk about captivity, but he was afraid of stimulating this lobster monster whose brain didn't seem to be very good, so he hesitated twice.

However, the lobster monster was not illiterate, and at this time he said indignantly: "It has been colonized!"

"Yes!"

The boss immediately praised him with interest: "Our lobster has been colonized!" and I was happy twice in my heart - not to mention, the monsters are quite literate these years and know how to colonize. Compared with the stupid girl in her own family, she only knows how to chase stars and idols...... Angry!

His anger was faintly visible, and the lobster monster saw it, and his heart was quite satisfied—it seemed that he was indeed discerning, and the person he was looking for seemed to be very empathetic, so that he could share the same enemy for their lobsters in a moment.

The boss came back to his senses and remembered what he was going to say: "What are we, we have been colonized." Why? Because there are too many. What if there are too many of them?"

"yes, what should I do?"

The lobster monster also frowned.

The boss's lips squirmed twice, and he always felt that the two of them seemed to be talking about cross talk, but this was obviously a very serious and serious topic! What kind of colonial liberation did they talk about......

He shook his head, shook off the big faces of Xiao Yue Yue and Teacher Guo in his mind, and picked up his emotions again-

"There are too many of them, we can't kill each other, that's so inhuman—no, no shrimp!"

"So, we've got to have a strategy—"

The boss rolled his eyes, and plucked up the courage to look at the lobster monster who was listening very seriously-

"It's better to ...... I opened a shop that sells crayfish......"

"What!"

Before the words fell, the lobster monster smashed it with a pincer-

"You actually want to sell the same kind, buy and sell shrimp mouths-"

"No, no, no!"

The boss shook his head frantically -

"I didn't mean that, you listened to me-"

"I mean, I'll open a crayfish shop, what about you, see if there is a way to make these disciples and grandchildren sacrifice themselves, and then through this act of sacrificing themselves and sacrificing their bodies to human beings, they will spread their fearless emotions - let all crayfish know this truth from an early age!"

"So what did you sacrifice?"

The lobster monster was a little confused—it didn't understand what it meant.

"What are you doing?" the boss also asked himself - how should this topic be resolved next?

He coughed dryly: "Through the self-sacrifice of this lobster, and then paralyze all human beings, let everyone know the deliciousness of your flesh, let everyone know how delicious you really are!"

The lobster monster was even angrier-

"You're going to eat us, after all!"

Seeing that the big pincers were about to smash down again, the boss hurriedly dodged - in fact, he was not too afraid now, because it seemed that the lobster monster would only smash the pincers and would not clip it - alas, the species without natural enemies is not good at this point, and the attack power has been degraded.

Gee.

He quickly explained: "You calm down - although everyone has died because of this, but the more people know how delicious you are, the more they will eat—and then, our amazing country can always eat you as an endangered species!"

"At this time, you are our first-class protected animals, enjoying the same treatment as a national treasure, you are idols everywhere you go, and no one doesn't like you - you are the most beautiful cub on the barbecue street in summer!"

Bah, bah, the boss quickly shut his mouth - he was too excited to say it, and he said it in his heart.

The lobster monster hadn't hit him anymore—he hadn't noticed the last sentence, but he thought that the slave had said before, and it seemed to understand it now.

I don't seem to understand.

At the same time, I think it's weird......

However, this sounds like there is no logical problem!

……………

……………

The lobster monster stood on the dining table, and at this moment, the "click" of the pliers and scissors was once again brainwashing his great ideas to all the disciples and grandchildren of the lobsters present.

The future of lobsters depends on their self-dedication, self-washing, self-dismantling of shrimp threads, and self-cooking!

"Now—"

The lobster monster waved its tongs on it: "Lobster cubs who are willing to fight for the cause of liberation, the ingredients have been prepared, donate your body!"

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