Chapter 16 Can be salty and sweet, but brother can be a wife (today's third watch, because I am an ugly duckling, the helmsman adds more)
"You've disappointed me so much!"
The next morning, the three girls knelt in front of Chu Nan, as if they were ready to meet his boundless anger.
I have to say that the program team has gone too far in order to match the characteristics of the original three male actors who can't dance.
The selection of Maza and the other three is simply a shame in the girl idol world.
A simple wave (wave) form, the three of them practiced hard for a night, but there was no feeling of "wave".
The action of raising their heads and chests is instead three "wolves" howling at the moon!
If you put them in the World of Warcraft and do this action, it is very suitable to shout the slogan that Chu Nan chose for them:
"For the Horde!"
The three of them bowed their heads and confessed, not daring to say a word.
The surrounding band members also did not dare to come out.
The bald man, who is often responsible for playing rounds, has had enough of the hardships, and he also cowers and does not move forward.
The director team, on the barrage, everyone thought that the three of them were going to be severely punished again this time.
Thinking of the "cruelty" of Chu Nan's methods before, the three of Ma Zha trembled.
"What are you shaking, are you so afraid of me?" Chu Nan asked coldly, "Lao Tzu is not a demon!"
Maza and the others did not dare to say anything.
The barrage exploded.
"Yes, what are you afraid of? After all, Chu Nan is not a demon!
"When the real demon saw Chu Nan, he was so frightened that he turned around and wanted to slip away, Chu Nan: 'What are you afraid of? Lao Tzu is not a demon!'"
"By the way, it's supposed to be angels that the demons are afraid of, right?"
"Half angels, demons in general!"
Chu Nan suddenly sighed.
"Forget it, seeing you shake like this, Lao Tzu ......"
Ma Za's heart was shocked, and he looked up in surprise: "Boss, did you let us go?"
"Let it go...... Fart, I mean, I've got a new idea!"
"Ah, what's the idea?"
Chu Nan turned his head to look at the agent, "Bald Qiang, you go to the clothing store and ask them for a few pieces of that kind of clothes, like scales, mainly on the chest, and waist and crotch, how to describe it?"
It's the kind that often appears in the dance of Ah Sange, shaking and rattling, and the scales are glowing!
They like to shake so much, wearing this kind of clothes, even if they shake casually, it should still be a little attractive. ”
"Boss, do you mean the kind of belly dancer we saw last time in the bar?" asked Bald Force.
"yes, that's it!"
"Understood, Boss!" the bald man got up and walked out, getting his costume ready.
Barrage.
"Wonderful!"
"Don't you like to shake, just wear clothes that need to be shaken, hahaha, Chu Nan is really a talent!"
"Imagine that...... Wow, that picture is so beautiful, I don't dare to look at it!"
"I'm so excited to think about it!"
……
Half an hour later.
Chu Nan and Bald Qiang and the other brothers looked at the tribal girl in front of them who was dressed in a radiant manner, and their eyes were glazed.
"Assi......" the bald man muttered to himself.
"I'm Nima!" Chu Nan's face was as black as ink, "You three stupid comparisons, you simply ruined my bottom line of tolerating Shabi!"
What do I want? Wearing this dance costume, I want to see sexy, cute, seductive, like a beautiful golden peacock, colorful phoenix!
But what are you guys doing?"
He picked up his baseball bat and walked over to Maza, swinging it down.
"You shake like a pangolin!"
"Ahh
Then there is the Loba.
"And you, the best in shape, but trembling like a big crocodile that is dying and rolling for food!" he swung a baseball bat and smashed it on her thigh, causing her to scream and cry, "Cry your sister, crocodile tears?"
After teaching Leba, he walked to the last person, Li Ya.
"Boss, please let go!" Li Ya, the most astute of all, was in a hurry, and fell to his knees, "I have thought of a way that may work!"
Chu Nan was stunned, "What method?"
Li Ya: "Boss, since we can't change the nature of men for a while, and the body coordination can't meet the requirements of dance, there is no need to twist this melon, right?"
I think it's okay to have a 'woman dressed as a man'!"
"'Women disguised as men'?" Chu Nan frowned.
Maza: "Li Ya, but we are men!"
She is dedicated, and so far she has not forgotten that they are currently a "man's body", and reminded her.
"I know, but those who watch the show don't know!" Li Yazhen said, "If we show the masculinity that we are usually best at wearing men's clothes, such as suits, jeans, and even armor, with the current 'daughter's body', those audiences should feel the contrast and cuteness, and thus like us, right?"
Maza and the others' eyes lit up, and they couldn't wait to raise her high and cheer wildly.
The barrage is also appreciated.
"Wow, Li Ya, you're such a clever little ghost!"
"In this way, she herself not only spared Chu Nan's punishment, but also pulled the sisters out of the sea of fire by the way, her thinking is clear, everything seems to be logical, it is really wonderful!"
"It seemed like the best option for the situation. If I were Chu Nan, I would definitely agree to this option. ”
……
Facing the happy and expectant faces of Ma Zha and the others, Chu Nan smiled slightly.
"Li Ya, your proposal is really good. He said, "Hang a, talk about it!"
Li Ya: "????"
The crowd is also a group of faces.
Bald Qiang cautiously: "Boss, what you said, but in Japanese, 'But, I refuse'?"
"Not bad!"
"Why, boss?" Li Ya was puzzled.
"Because, as a female idol, you can have a man's attributes, but you can't always be like a gentleman!
Li Ya was inexplicable: "Boss, what does 'salt and sweetness, brother and wife' mean?"
"'Salt and sweet' means: you can behave like a man and be domineering, but you can also be sweet and cute, and you can freely switch between the two;
'But brother and wife', just like Ma Za, I know that in private, your words and actions must be no different from the eldest brother Li Ya and they were familiar with before, but if you don't move, in the eyes of outsiders, you are a woman who is as beautiful as a flower and makes people want to marry home as a wife.
You were originally men, 'Ke Yan' and 'Ke Ge', but what I want to see most now is 'Ke Tian' and 'Ke Wife'!"
"But boss, it's really hard for us to be sweet and ...... wife now"
"Then learn!" Chu Nan said categorically. "Relatively speaking, I feel that shaking this thing is easier than wave, and Lao Tzu will not believe in you anymore!
Maza, change your clothes and wig for me, and I'll show you again!"
So, in the dynamic rhythm, Chu Nan, who was wearing a wig and a shiny scale dance costume, began to writhe bewitchingly.
This time, because he was wearing women's clothes, wigs, and the blessing of skills, the impact was even higher than the last time.
Bald Qiang and the others were dumbfounded.
The barrage was even paralyzed at one point.
"Sister cub, a man, how can she be so beautiful when she dances?"
"Damn, I'm excited, what's going on?"
"He can be salt and sweet, but brother can be a wife!"
"Big brother, in terms of pretending to be a woman, I would like to call you the most beautiful!"
"Did you see the eyes of those little brothers behind him? Look, that kid is swallowing!"
"I can probably guess what's going on in their minds. ”
"He'll always be my wife, and occasionally my big brother!"