Chapter 34 The wind and urine were three feet in the wind

It's not just these male brothers who can't sleep.

Maza, Leba, and Li Ya also had trouble sleeping.

"It's so hard to be a 'man'!"

Maza muttered.

The liba was wrapped in a quilt and curled up in a ball.

"When I came, I never thought that we would have to use the body of a girl to bear the pressure that only a man can bear, such as the cultivation under this waterfall. The more she spoke, the more sad she became, and she couldn't help crying: "Ahhhh

Li Ya's eyes were glazed.

"Fortunately, you guys didn't think about it for too long, but I stood from beginning to end, and even after being washed down and rescued, I was asked to go up again to punish the station!

I'm the worst one, okay?!"

The three girls began the competition.

Compared with each other, they came from sorrow, hugged their heads and cried.

This scene made the staff in the monitoring room sad.

Those who hear it weep, and those who hear it are sad.

But they quickly adjusted their mood and got to work.

Because a new situation was discovered.

"Attention: Chu Nan has gone upstairs, the destination should be your room!

The three of them were taken aback and hurriedly went back to their own bed.

"Bang!"

Chu Nan kicked the door open.

This is already the way he is used to opening the door.

"Little ones, are you all right?"

Ma Za pretended to be weak and helpless: "Boss, can't you open the door gently?

"What, after you have surgery, you don't even have the guts to do that thing?" Chu Nan laughed and turned on the light, "It seems that you haven't trained enough!"

The three girls looked at each other.

Isn't it, do you still have to practice?

"Boss, spare us!"

"yes, I can't stand it!"

"If you practice again, you'll die!"

Chu Nan looked down at them condescendingly.

"A little bit of training scares you like this, and you're still a member of my 'Righteous Tribe'!

What about the domineering spirit of the former bohemian and freedom-loving spirit, all gone?"

Li Ya pursed her lips: "Boss, speaking of the past, you have changed, you have become too powerful!"

Mazha and Leba nodded frantically in agreement: "That's it, boss, you weren't so fierce before, and you were very good to us!"

"Was it? It used to be nice to you?"

"Boss, you forgot, we haven't forgotten! In those years, we ate and lived together, and we were so harmonious!"

Li Ya said, as if she was stuck in a memory.

"The reason why I ended up on the island was because I owed a loan shark and was being collected.

Despite coming to the island, those debt collectors still did not give up, and they also chased here.

Seeing that I was about to be taken away by them, at this time, you appeared, boss!

You rose up to your might, punched and kicked alone, and ran away in embarrassment by the few debt collectors.

I was almost stunned!

In the world, how can there be such a domineering man!

From that day on, I decided:

From now on, you will be my boss!"

You remember this background quite clearly.

Chu Nan thought to himself.

At this time, Maza also spoke.

"The reason why I recognized the eldest brother back then was because I heard his emotional voice when he sang.

Just one song touched me!

I'm also a music lover, and I can feel his love for music from his singing.

At that moment, I was ashamed of myself.

It was at that moment that I made up my mind to form a band with my big brother!"

That's a far-fetched reason. Chu Nan secretly complained.

Then he turned to Leba to see what ivory he could spit out of his mouth.

"Well, in fact, the moment I saw my aunt, I knew: Boss, the eldest brother, I have made up my mind!"

Chu Nan: "???! me Cao Nima, what do you mean?"

Barrage:

"What the hell is this, isn't it?"

"Although I know it's deliberately funny, but if she says this, won't she really be beaten to death by Chu Nan?"

"I've only heard of the saying, 'I've made up your friends since I met my sister-in-law!', but I've never heard of seeing my aunt make friends. ”

"It's dirty, isn't it?"

……

Le Pa was already turning its corner at this point.

"Boss, you know, I didn't have a mother when I was a child, and my father brought me up.

That damn guy, he drinks and gambles all day long, and when he loses, he gets angry with me, beats me and scolds me!

If it weren't for a wandering singer living nearby, who had nothing to teach me music, and gave me a little hope for life, I probably wouldn't have survived a long time ago.

When I came to the island, I couldn't even eat at first, but it was the boss who took me in and took me home.

Auntie made me my first hot meal.

After that dinner, I felt at home after a long absence.

At that moment, I really wanted to call her 'Mommy'!

So, from then on, I wanted to recognize the boss as a big brother!"

I see.

Chu Nan really wanted to kick him.

Can't you just finish it?

Each of the three of them told a fond memory, and the atmosphere became a little nostalgic for a while.

"Boss, how harmonious we were back then. Li Ya said: "We eat together, drink together, go camping in the forest together, and fish by the river together;

Playing music together, rolling on the grass together, carefree, how happy!"

Maza: "Yes, I want to go back to the old days, and spend those happy times again! Whoever drinks faster and fishes more in the competition, no matter whether you win or lose, you are so happy!"

Leba: "I...... I'm the same!"

Chu Nan couldn't stand such sensational words.

Even if it's true, he can't stand it.

How much more is it fake?

"But, now we can't go back!" Li Ya said sadly, "The body has become a woman's appearance, and today it feels strange to be artificially rebreathed by the boss." ”

"Who said you can't go back? In private, what you have done before, you can do it now!" Chu Nan said, "as long as you don't get discovered by the other people on the island." ”

"Is that okay?" asked Maza.

"Of course. I now think of the competition games we used to make, which can make us relive the brotherhood of the past!"

"What's the game, Boss?"

The corners of Chu Nan's mouth rose slightly: "Competition, see who pees far!"

"What?!" all three of them were startled, and their jaws were about to fall.

The barrage laughed like crazy.

"Damn, isn't it?

"That's bullying!"

"How do men compare to women?"

"Chu Nan, do you want to laugh at me hahaha!"

……

Li Ya came back to her senses and shook her head desperately: "No, no, boss! This is not fair! You still have birds, you can pee standing up, we all have to squat!

"You can also pee standing up!" Chu Nan smiled: "I heard that there are many girls who pee standing up in the shower."

Besides, it wasn't long before you lost that thing, and you were standing up to pee at first, right?"

Li Ya: "......"

"Come on!"

A few minutes later, on the top of the building, four figures stood on the balcony and started the game.

"Okay, the first place is mine!" Chu Nan laughed wildly while peeing: "You three, 'peeing in the wind back then, and now peeing wet shoes in the wind'! rookie!hahaha!"