Chapter 5 Even a Eunuch Is Not as Good as a Eunuch!
"I ......" Zhao Yan still wanted to speak, Chu Wufeng picked up a dice from the table, flicked it with two fingers, and it just popped into his mouth.
"Ahem......" Zhao Yan was choked by the dice and his face was flushed, he couldn't swallow it, and he couldn't spit it out.
"Feed your master water, if he continues like this, he will choke to death!" Chu Wufeng jokingly pointed to a whole barrel of wine on the table.
"Oooh oh. The two bodyguards woke up like a dream, picked up the empty glass on the table, poured wine, and poured it into Zhao Yan's mouth.
Zhao Yan was choked by the wine, and tears flowed out together, and as soon as he regained his strength, he immediately pointed at Chu Wufeng so angry that he couldn't speak, "You ......"
"What are you, do you still want to finish the dice on the table?"
Zhao Yan's face was flushed with anger, but he didn't dare to speak, he was afraid that Chu Wufeng would poison him again, and the more angry he was, the more he felt hot and his mouth was dry.
"It's so hot! Why do you get thirstier the more you drink?" Although Zhao Yan was strange in his heart, he didn't think much about it, and drank a glass of wine again.
Chu Wufeng sneered and watched Zhao Yan drink cup after cup, but he couldn't quench his thirst.
He is most disgusted with people who rely on their debts, and this time he just threw some medicine into his mouth and smeared some medicine that made the mouth dry, which can be regarded as a small punishment and a big commandment.
"Such a big barrel of wine, why don't you help your master drink a little? Although Su Lexi couldn't get used to Zhao Yan, he was the only son of the Zhao family, and if something really happened to him, the Zhao family would definitely not give up, so she kindly reminded the bodyguard.
The two bodyguards glanced at each other, helplessly picked up the empty wine glass, and the three of them squatted by the barrel and drank wine.
"Chu Wufeng, let's find a new place to drink, okay. Su Lexi pouted, grabbed Chu Wufeng's arm and said coquettishly, "I feel so hot, I really want to take off my clothes." ”
Chu Wufeng wondered why Su Lexi suddenly became abnormal, and when he saw that she was as red as a shrimp, he hurriedly helped her take her pulse.
"Wouldn't it? This stupid girl actually tried poisoning?"
Eighteen Spring is not an ordinary * medicine, he is fine to drink it, but ordinary people, one drop is enough to make Shi Nu become a * baby!
I don't know when this stupid girl drank it, but it is estimated that she didn't drink much, and she didn't have a seizure until now.
Chu Wufeng wordlessly pulled Su Lexi off him, and Su Lexi, who had no choice but to drink the aphrodisiac, became more and more exaggerated, and the whole person was like an octopus, bala on Chu Wufeng's body.
Gu Xiaoyu probably guessed Su Lexi's situation, and was suddenly frightened, and pulled Chu Wufeng with a panicked expression and kept asking, "What should I do, what should I do? Sister Lexi won't die, right?"
"Take me to the kitchen, it's still saved. Chu Wufeng picked up Su Lexi, who was like an octopus, and pulled the door of the box with his hand, "I'm not allowed to leave until I finish drinking, I'll go back and check." ”
With that, the three of them went straight to the kitchen.
The kitchen staff wanted to stop it, but when they heard that it was the Su family, they immediately gave the kitchen to Chu Wufeng.
Chu Wufeng swept away the things on the dining table, put Su Lexi up, and instructed Gu Xiaoyu, "Hurry up and find chili peppers, the more the better." ”
Chu Wufeng stopped Su Lexi from pulling it to his body, and kept rubbing mud pills from various parts of his body, rubbing them, and chanting words in his mouth.
"Mother cloves, grass hemp seeds......"
"Here comes the chili, here comes the chili. Gu Xiaoyu rushed in with a large jar of chili sauce, "I'm afraid it's not enough, I brought the largest jar of chili sauce in the hotel, what should I do now?"
"Feed her, and the more you eat, the faster she gets better. ”
"Huh?" Gu Xiaoyu was dumbfounded, such a big can of chili peppers!
"Hurry up, or it'll be too late. Chu Wufeng directly pressed Su Lexi down on the dining table and opened her mouth.
"Oooh. Gu Xiaoyu had to follow Chu Wufeng's words, and hurriedly fed spoonfuls of chili sauce into Su Lexi's mouth.
After tossing for most of the day, Su Lexi finally came to her senses, and she only felt a hot pain in her whole mouth.
When Gu Xiaoyu saw Su Lexi wake up, she threw herself on her and cried, "I thought Sister Lexi wouldn't wake up, but fortunately, Brother Chu saved you...... Wow......"
"Help me?" Su Lexi carefully recalled her previous behavior, and suddenly her face was as hot as her mouth, and she pulled Gu Xiaoyu and wanted to run away, but was stopped by Chu Wufeng.
"Stop!
"Thank you for saving me!" Su Lexi shouted shyly, and wanted to run again, but was blocked by Chu Wufeng again, and suddenly a sense of shame came to his heart, and he said angrily, "What else do you want?"
"You haven't paid the bill yet!" Chu Wufeng said with a cheap smile, "I'm only responsible for eating, drinking, and bed, not losing money." ”
Su Lexi was so angry that his hands trembled, but he had no choice but to pay the bill honestly with this slut.
When I walked to the cash register, I remembered that the wallet had fallen in the box, so I had to go back to get it, and before I reached the door of the box, I heard the ghost crying wolf howling from the box in the distance.
"This ...... Is it our box?" Su Lexi was puzzled, suspecting that he had found the wrong box, and looked up at the box number, yes.
Chu Wufeng said with a smile, "Zhao Gongzi is probably drinking too much and fighting with the bodyguards inside." ”
"Don't you hurry up and call the police, it's Zhao Gongzi of the Zhao family inside, can you afford it if something happens?" Chu Wufeng turned his head and said to the box waiter who was at a loss.
When the waiter heard this, he was so frightened that he hurriedly called the police. As soon as the police heard that it was the Zhao family's business, they acted very quickly, and the police came in less than five minutes.
When the door was pushed open, even the police were stunned, and several large men fell naked in a messy box, fighting hand-to-hand.
Su Lexi didn't even dare to ask for a wallet, so she pulled Gu Xiaoyu and ran out, for fear of being recognized that she knew the people in the box, it was too embarrassing.
Among the onlookers outside the box, someone secretly pressed the mobile phone.
Soon, a video of the box door appeared on the Internet......
The next morning, Chu Wufeng drove the BMW 5 Series that Su Tianhai configured for him and drove Su Lexi to school.
Su Lexi was wearing a mask and sat in the passenger seat with a depressed expression, looking depressed.
Father actually asked Chu Wufeng to accompany her to school! She couldn't refuse, otherwise she wouldn't even have pocket money!
As soon as he thought of bringing this dirt bun into school, Su Lexi was very desperate, and took advantage of Chu Wufeng to stop the car, and hurriedly sneaked away.
After Chu Wufeng parked the car, he just wanted to ask Su Lexi how to get there, but found that Su Lexi had slipped away, shook his head helplessly, and walked outside the parking lot to ask someone.
The classmates who were asked for directions looked Chu Wufeng's clothes up and down, frowned and mocked, "Now any garbage can enter this school, the management is really worrying!"
"Even a cripple like you can come, why can't I?" Chu Wufeng sneered and slammed back.
"You're blind, where do you see me crippled?"
"Is a eunuch a cripple? You are not even as good as a eunuch there, what is it if you are not a cripple?" Chu Wufeng could see at a glance that the young student in front of him had already been hollowed out by wine, and coupled with all kinds of flower and willow diseases, he had already been abolished.
"No wonder, Chen Lei's previous girlfriend got along well with him, why did they break up suddenly. The surrounding school students and people around them gossiped.
"Who is this person? dare to offend Chen Lei, is there anyone who doesn't know that Chen Shao has an uncle who is the director of teaching?"
"He's dead, and his uncle is very protective of his calves, and it is estimated that this man will soon be unable to stay in this school. ”
"Do you know who I am?" Chen Lei's expression was hideous, and the migrant worker in front of him dared to talk to him like this!
"Who are you who cares about me?" Chu Wufeng shrugged, his indifferent look made Chen Lei even more angry.
"You're arrogant, boy, I'm going to make you unable to stay in this school!"
"Oh. Chu Wufeng replied lightly, and was about to ask someone else for directions, when a middle-aged man with a bow on his head walked briskly towards Chu Wufeng with a sweaty head.
"Principal?" Chen Lei's face was happy, because of his uncle, the principal has always cared for him, as long as he talks to the principal, he will definitely expel this damn migrant worker.
"Uncle Wang, you must make the decision for me, just now this classmate came to ask me for directions, and I kindly told him that he was not only grateful, but also humiliated me, this kind of immoral student must not let him affect the atmosphere of our school......"
Chu Wufeng looked at it with a sneer, and Chen Lei complained to the bald man with added fuel and vinegar. And the more the principal listened to Chen Lei's words, the darker his face became, and he peeked at Chu Wufeng's face while wiping the sweat from his forehead with his hands.