Chapter 215: Please Call Me Doctor

The most dazzling thing in front of the screen is the star, and the most majestic thing behind the screen is the director.

The crew of "The Mummy vs. The Mummy" is a big-budget web drama, which is stronger than ordinary web dramas.

The actors are not particularly famous, so the director scolded even more fiercely. On the set, for many directors, scolding is a common practice, swearing is repeated, and even the eighteenth generation of ancestors is scolded all over again.

You can resist, you can argue, you can even beat him up, if you decide not to mess around in this circle anymore.

Two "sky-high mummies" were mixed in today's group performance, and Director Wang still restrained himself when he scolded people, but some idiomatic expressions were always thrown out inadvertently.

Male No. 3 forgot his lines again, "Lord, this exotic monster enters our state, and it needs to be ......" Male No. 3 was stunned for a moment, and then lowered his head in shame and cowardice.

Director Wang crossed his waist and said impatiently: "I'm really disappointed in you, you think you're XXX, are you?"

Male No. 3 hung his head, his voice was inaudible, as if he could only see his lips opening and closing, "No." ”

"Then why are you always wrong? It's really useless. ”

"I'm sorry director. Male No. 3 cried.

……

In a large number of group performances waiting for filming, Li Li asked, "This director always scolds?"

Mummy 1: "Today is gentle. ”

Gao Yuanyuan: "It seems that this actor can't remember his lines!"

Mu Yi Jia: "He reverses it like a stream, and he doesn't know what's going on, and he always forgets it when it's time to film." ”

The mummy Yi pulled Li Li, "A few of us are very familiar with him, he has been drifting sideways for 10 years, from group performances to special appointments, this time he finally ushered in the opportunity, from special to male third, he said that he was memorizing lines in his dreams, but he didn't expect to always forget the words as soon as he came on stage, do you think this is his fate?"

Li Li: "It's normal to forget words, this is caused by too much psychological pressure." ”

Mummy C: "You're talking nonsense. ”

Li Li added: "The memory mechanism of the human brain is divided into two types, explicit memory and implicit memory.

What is explicit memory? That is, when we recite Tang and Song poems, we need to work hard to recall them before we can recite them, and this is explicit memory.

Once you can blurt it out without thinking about it when reciting, then this is the time of implicit memory. At this time, the ...... who does not need the help of consciousness

At this time, the two mummies around him were attracted to him.

Li Li said: "Explicit memory will be transformed into implicit memory after a certain amount of practice. However, the operation of implicit memory will be disturbed, such as nervousness, fear and other psychological factors, which will disrupt the normal operation of implicit memory.

Once the operation of implicit memory is disturbed, it will be converted into explicit memory, and explicit memory requires consciousness to recall, so there will be a short-circuit in the brain.

"Why is that man nervous?" asked the mummydin curiously.

Li Li said: "First of all, it is necessary to explain that 'nervousness' is not necessarily a bad thing, sometimes it will promote people's activities, positive thinking, and quick thinking, and sometimes it will inhibit people's Hu Oh Oh Dong, and even cause perception and memory errors......

A large group of mummies surrounded Li Li in the middle. Everyone wondered: This year, the doctor has also come to play tricks?

Li Li: "'Nervousness' was proposed by Selye in 1936, that is, when the body encounters various strong harmful stimuli, the secretion of acTh and glucocorticoids immediately increases significantly...... The sympathetic-adrenal medullary system is also involved in the secretion of ......-endorphins, etc., all of which are increased......"

Everyone listened quietly to Li Li's talk, although they didn't understand, they just felt that it made sense, and they didn't hear any useful information.

Li Li: "Actually, if adults are in a state of mental stress for a long time, it is easy to cause Alzheimer's!"

Mu Wu asked, "Doctor, I've been suffering from insomnia a lot lately, what should I do about this?"

Li Li was stunned, how did he become a psychiatrist?

"Eh, doctor, why did you think of playing tricks? Can you see any mental illness?"

Li Li: "......"

Mummy Xin pointed to the people around him, "Doctor, Xiao Du has fantasized about becoming popular overnight, do you think it is possible to look at his appearance?"

Can you see a ghost! Li Li could only see Xiao Du's eyes.

Li Li has never hit people, "In terms of probability, there is a possibility. ”

Xiao Du smiled and said: "Look, the doctors have said that as long as you have a dream, nothing is impossible! When I become the next Li Li, I am waiting for you to sing the praises of virtue!"

Li Li was stunned, "Do you want to be like Li Li?"

Xiao Du nodded, "Hmm!"

"Probabilistically, there is nothing possible. "As the successor of socialism, Li Li can't lie.

Li Li asked: "The group performance is only 40 yuan a day for 8 hours, are you all eager to become the next Wang Baoqiang when you come here?"

The mummies said:

"Of course, who is here not to become a star?"

"I work as a waiter in my hometown, and I still have more than 2,000 yuan a month, and I do a group performance here, even if there is a play every day, it's only 1,200, if I don't chase my dreams, what are we doing here?"

"I don't want to be Wang Baoqiang, I want to be Li Li with my appearance! Everyone says that I am still a little similar to Li Li. ”

Li Li stared at Xiao Du's eyes vigorously, and he really couldn't figure out how good this Xiao Du was, "However, Wang Baoqiang is an example of an example, and there are very few actors who really turn over." ”

"Doctor, then you can say if there is one!"

Li Li: "Yes, yes!"

The mummies said:

"Isn't that enough?"

"Yes, then we have hope!"

"I believe that I will become an actor sooner or later. ”

……

Li Li: "......"

"Doctor, don't be surprised, Hengdian is known as the largest psychiatric hospital in the country, and the people who like to daydream the most in China are here. The mummy said.

Li Lixin said: In the group performance, there are still people who understand the reality!

At this time, the mummy sighed and said, "How simple is it to become famous? Like what I am so good, don't you have to climb up step by step? When I become famous, I will pull you up." ”

Li Li: "......"

After being silent for a long time, Li Li asked, "Do you know what fade in and fade out is?"

The mummies shook their heads.

Li Li: "Do you know what the core of Strasberg's performance theory is?"

The mummies continued to shake their heads.

Li Li: "Wharf Storm", what kind of performance is it?...... You don't know the basic common sense of these acting academies, and you don't learn these lessons, so why did you counterattack and become an actor and actress?"

"Wang Baoqiang didn't understand it at first!"

"Yes, Wan Guopeng doesn't understand! We were roommates at the time, he was not as good as me, he just had a good fate!"

……

Li Li: "...... You know—"

"As far as you know, you know!"

Smack!

After two muffled sounds, Li Li covered the back of his head and turned his head to look at the group head angrily.

The group leader put his hands behind his back, "You know everything, why are you still playing tricks here?"

Gao Yuanyuan sneered, and said in her heart, don't you want to mix up?

Huang Xiaomin shook her little fist and was about to rush over, she was suddenly pulled, and when she looked back, Xia Xue was coming.

Xia Xue gasped, "Eh, I waited for about 20 minutes to get a taxi, where is Xiaoli?" Huang Xiaomin was just about to speak, Xia Xue said, "Oh, I know, the mummy in the middle is right?"

Huang Xiaomin: "How do you know?"

Xia Xue smiled: "Where is this kid not the focus?

Li Li lost the opportunity to continue fooling, and it was time to eat at noon.

The male No. 3 who was scolded and crying was away from the crowd with a boxed lunch, his head down and depressed, he was now more of a trick than a character actor.

Li Li received a boxed lunch, intending to comfort and comfort him. At this time, I heard someone shouting: "Weiwei invites everyone to eat glutinous rice cakes!"

A mummy was just about to stand up, but was stopped by someone else, "It has nothing to do with our group performance, they bought it for the role actors." ”

This situation was commonplace in Li Li's previous life. If some celebrities plan to give benefits on the set, they rarely give them to group performances.

Don't say anything about how a drama star earns tens of millions of dollars, this is not a matter of being petty. Of course, as for the issue of who the benefits distributed by celebrities are given to and who are not given to whom, others have no right to blame other people's money and goods.

Male No. 3 was eating a boxed lunch, and suddenly wiped away his tears again.

Li Li sat next to him at this time, and his heart softened after seeing this, a big man cried and cried, what a lot of psychological pressure was there. This male number three is now hovering between the character actor and the dragon set, at a node that determines the trend of his own fate.

Li Li asked, "Dude, how much have you filmed your part of this drama?"

"More than half of this drama has been filmed, and my role is also going to be filmed. ”

Li Li smiled: "Then what else are you afraid of, now you are an uncle!"

Male No. 3: "Huh?"

Li Li: "You have to get rid of it now, they have to coax you to come." The drama has been filmed to this extent, it is not a particularly major thing, and it is impossible to replace you. You are another very important role, and if you are replaced now, the whole crew will be semi-paralyzed.

Now you scold, 'Director, you uncle!', the director doesn't dare to say bullshit. ”

"Huh?"

"I'm an exaggerated figure of speech, don't be afraid of him anyway. Vent with me, 'Director, your uncle!'"

"This ...... I'm brewing it!"

……

The head of the group pulled Director Wang at this time, "Director, listen, there is a group performance scolding you!"

Wang Dao was about to step forward angrily, but when he saw the mark on the mummy's forehead, he smiled bitterly, turned around and planned to leave.

At this time, an angry shout from the male No. 3 floated behind him, "Director, your uncle!"

Director Wang turned around suddenly, and came to him from behind the male number three in a few big steps, "You ** you say it again!"

"Guiding and guiding...... Director, I didn't scold you!"

"Then who are you scolding?"

"I ...... I memorize scripts from other crews. ”

"You take out the script for me, you take it out for me!"

Male No. 3 wept and kept bowing and apologizing: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry!"

"Don't do it. The director said and left coldly.

Male No. 3 suddenly hugged his head and cried, and suddenly grabbed the strip of white cloth wrapped around Li Li's body, "You're hurting me, I've been waiting for the opportunity for more than ten years, no!

"I'm sorry, I didn't expect the wall to have ears! Besides, your shouting is too loud, don't worry, I will ensure that you finish filming this drama smoothly!"

"What the are you going to do with it?

Li Li's chest was pushed hard, and his teeth were clenched in pain.

The male No. 3 suddenly came over to tear Li Li, at this time, Huang Xiaomin instantly moved sideways and blocked in front of Li Li, she frowned and said: "Enough, we said that we will guarantee that you will finish filming smoothly, if you dare to move a finger of Mr. Li again, what you will be shattered is not as simple as an actor's dream." ”

Everyone was stunned:

"Teacher Li?"

"Aren't you a psychiatrist?"

"How did you become a teacher again?"

"I know, you're a medical school teacher, aren't you? This girl is your student?"

"......" Li Li ignored others and said to the male No. 3, "I am responsible for my mistakes, you will definitely finish filming this drama smoothly." ”

Male No. 3 had already ignored Li Li, sitting on the chair and covering his head and wailing.

Li Li was so annoyed! Originally, he was kind and enlightened, but he caused others to collapse like this.

However, the third male will not lose his job because of this, what Li Li said before is true, the filming has reached this progress, and it is basically impossible to temporarily change the key actors.

Li Li needs to be held responsible for his mistakes, and he decides to immediately go to the director to explain the situation.

Li Li just found the director, but at this time he saw the director accompany a middle-aged man in a suit into the set.

The man in the suit, Li Li, is the representative of the famous investor Huaxia Pictures, General Manager Ding.

Mr. Ding said: "To be honest, your drama can be cast or not, the script is good, much better than other online dramas, but the actors are ...... Except for Dong Weiwei, who is known as the queen of online dramas, there are no other outstanding actors!"

Director Wang suddenly caught a glimpse of the mark on the mummy's head not far away, "You are wrong, our actors are carefully selected, not based on fame, only on strength!

"Haha!" Mr. Ding laughed, "One in a million, isn't that also a group performance?

"Don't you believe it?" Director Wang pointed at Li Li casually, "Come on, come on, that kid, come here." ”

Li Li was stunned, and his tone was ...... Okay, Li Li walked over quickly, and the other group performers also approached curiously.

Wang Daodao: "Among the white mummies, I will pick one out at random, and you can ask questions and test them casually, so that you can see how I strive for excellence for this drama!"

"Heh!" Mr. Ding raised his wrist to look at the time, and said with a smile, "I'm in a hurry to go!"

"Don't worry, I have to let you see our excellence, any detail, any actor, even if it's a group performance, I want you to see our intentions. Let's not talk about investment first, let's take a look at the quality of our drama first. ”

The producer was speechless, Director Wang, don't make trouble, what is worth mentioning about the group performance?

Everyone was also very puzzled, and they didn't understand what kind of medicine was sold in Wang Dao's gourd.

Mr. Ding glanced at Li Li again, and asked curiously: "Eh, what kind of cloth is this strip of cloth of yours, it's quite chic!"

Li Li didn't want to take a stubble, but after a while, he asked Director Wang, so he suddenly said: "This is just ordinary medical gauze, and it is naturally completely different from the mummy shroud."

The mummy shroud is all treated with refined herbs. ”

Mr. Ding ignored Li Li, he just praised: "Director Wang, if you want to say that the ancients were really wise, I don't know what is going on with the formula of this shroud for embalming and mothproofing." ”

Li Li said at this time: "There are four formulas that are roughly popular, one: diatomaceous earth 12%, cinnamaldehyde 1%, water 40% ......"

Mr. Ding turned his head suddenly, huh?