"As we said yesterday, there is no such thing as a measure word in English, so if there are times, when the ghosts mention some uncountable items, and want to point out the specific number of these uncountable items, what should we do at this time......?

Lin Miao was still pressing on the podium, and Lao Di, who was standing outside the door eavesdropping, had gradually forgotten what he was here for, but he just felt very interesting to listen to - a little ghost like Lin Miao, the typhoon who lectured was so sophisticated, and he was really a ghost.

Let's take a few examples, let's say two-bottles-of-water or a-piece-of-shit, you see, the former refers to two bottles of water, two bottles, so the bottles are plural, but the water is still uncountable, and the latter one, a poop, poop is not countable, but a lump can be expressed. But be careful, in all of the things I've just mentioned, there's one word that is rude and we need to avoid using it as much as possible, and that word is the ghost ......."

Is this Nima the point?

Which is more serious than the nature of a ghost?!

Lao Di listened to the messy wind, and was complaining frantically in his heart, when a large group of people walked into the teaching building.

Jiang Shengshan led the team in front with a flattering smile, and Song Jiaqian followed aside, and her flattering appearance was not much better than Jiang Shengshan.

Zhao Jing, the head of Dongou TV Station, who is known as the first beauty in Dongou City, led several TV station staff in, as if he had his own BGM, walked with the wind, and carried a middle-aged man with a camera, who also looked capable.

But when Lao Di found this group of people, what attracted his attention even more was neither Jiang Shengshan nor Zhao Jing, but the other three people who followed Jiang Shengshan. Among them, the most eye-catching is a girl wearing a white suit, with long hair fluttering, her figure and appearance are not inferior to Zhao Jing, and she is obviously a lot younger than Zhao Jing. The other two are two white men, one man and one woman. The man has white hair, a beard, red cheeks, a smile, and looks very kind, and he can pretend to be Santa Claus with a hat. The female is relatively mediocre, not at all the "blonde beauty" that Wu Ningxiang said when he painted a flatbread at the meeting on the day of school.

"Teacher Di. Jiang Shengshan stepped forward and smiled, "Are you eavesdropping on the child's class?"

"Ah...... Is it ......" Lao Di looked at the beauty a little distracted, his eyes stopped on the face of the big beauty in the white suit for half a second, and then asked Jiang Shengshandao, "Principal Jiang, what is the situation with such a big movement?"

"I invited the comrades from the TV station to come over and do a propaganda, and I also brought in a few new teachers from the school by the way. Jiang Shengshan replied with a smile.

Lao Di turned his head to look at Zhao Jing, Zhao Jing smiled and nodded, even if he said hello.

It was the beautiful woman in a white suit who saw Lao Di's heart extremely turbulent, took the initiative to walk out from behind Jiang Shengshan, and stretched out her hand to Lao Di generously: "Teacher Di, hello, my name is Zhang Youwei, the new English teacher." ”

When Lao Di heard this, he couldn't bear to glance at Song Jiaqian first, only to see that Song Jiaqian's smile really froze. He thought silently in his heart, he was humiliated by the unit to this job, and he would have resigned a long time ago if he had replaced Lao Tzu, this little girl can really bear the humiliation, and hurriedly shook Zhang Youwei lightly, only to feel that the little hand was soft and boneless, and then immediately let go politely, and said with a smile: "Welcome, welcome." ”

Jiang Shengshan went on to introduce the two foreigners on the side: "There are these two, one is Teacher Shayang, and the other is Teacher Anna......"

"And Chinese name?...... it's too local Lao Di took the initiative to stretch out his hand to the two foreigners, and said welcome, the female foreign devil named Anna can't Chinese, and replied in English Thank you, the old foreign devil who is over fifty years old and full of beard, can speak a few simple words of Mandarin, with a lame accent, and smiled happily and greeted Lao Di: "Ni how, the nest is called Shayang, the nest has a Chinese friend, he said that I am as warm as the sun on the beach, and my name is Shayang ......."

Lao Di held the hand of the old man Sha, and he hardened on the spot......

He frowned slightly, turned his head to look into the classroom, and a faint sense of foreboding rose in his heart. But before he could speak, Jiang Shengshan first pushed open the door of the classroom and beckoned Zhao Jing to say, "Ms. Zhao, let's start." ”

"Good. Zhao Jing smiled and walked into the classroom with her head held high.

The staff of the two television stations, also with camera and recording equipment, followed in.

The whole class of children watched these uninvited guests with their eyes in disdain.

Lin Miao saw this battle, and before he could figure out what was happening, Zhao Jing stepped forward, rubbed his head vigorously, and said excitedly with bright eyes: "Miao Miao, you are too angry with your father!"

"Aunt Jingjing, are you here to record the show?" Lin Miao saw clearly that the person who came was Zhao Jing, who wanted to sleep but didn't dare to sleep, and finally came back to her senses a little, and asked with a cute face.

Zhao Jing moved his hands and feet, pinched Lin Miao's cheek again, and replied with a smile: "Yes, I came to shoot you." ”

As soon as these words came out, there was a slight uproar in the classroom, and Jiang Shengshan hurriedly said loudly to the class: "Ladies and gentlemen, our school is honored to invite Ms. Zhao Jing, the famous host of Dongou TV, to come over today to report on the advanced deeds of bilingual education in our school. In a few days, on Teacher's Day, these videos will be broadcast on TV, and we will not attend today's class for the time being. Now please cooperate with the new teachers, wait for the teacher to ask questions, you all raise your hands, we will name Lin Miao to answer, Lin Miao, you sit back in your place first......"

"Oh......" Lin Miao didn't hesitate at all and got off the podium.

Then, as soon as he sat back in his seat, a staff member of a TV station handed him a script, and asked with a little uncertainty: "Miao Miao, can you read the things on it?" If not, we will change the content in your textbook. ”

Lin Miao glanced at it and saw that the script was full of English, and every question and answer was all classroom interactive things, but the content was very simple, and there were no unfamiliar words. After quickly flipping through it, Lin Miao nodded and confirmed, "No problem." ”

The people at the TV station were still not at ease and demanded, "Then you can read it to me first." ”

Lin Miao didn't say a word, and read the things on the script from beginning to end in a voice that was not big, because he was not familiar with the book, just like reading the lines for the first time, and some places were inevitably a little stumbling, but the overall effect was obviously far beyond the imagination of the TV station staff, especially in terms of accent, it was simply amazing to listen to.

After reading it, Lin Miao smiled and asked the other party, "Uncle, is it okay?"

Several staff members on the side, all wide-eyed, Zhang Youwei's eyes were full of surprise, and the two foreign teachers were also wonderful, just like the Chinese people who saw those foreigners who could speak the Chinese dialect to the eighth-level level on the video website a few years later, and felt full of incredibleness about Lin Miao's English speaking level.

"That's great...... the old brother who handed over the script was so convinced that he couldn't speak, "It's better than me......"

Zhao Jing couldn't help but ask, "Miao Miao, when did you learn English, did your father teach you?"

Lin Miao really didn't dare to throw this pot at Lao Lin, so she hurriedly cleared it up and said, "No, I learned it from a friend of my father, and one of my father's classmates immigrated to the United States, and I usually call him." ”

"Oh, no wonder ......" everyone on the side suddenly realized.

Only Song Jiaqian secretly rolled her eyes, and then secretly hated Lin Miao, and glanced at Zhang Youwei again. In Song Jiaqian's opinion, a beautiful woman like Zhang Youwei can enter a foreign Chinese junior high school to work, either she has slept with Wu Ningxiang, or Wu Ningxiang plans to sleep with her, and there is no other possibility. So this society is so dirty, talented and capable people like her can't be reused, but some women can get everything with one leg.

The more Song Jiaqian thought about it, the more she couldn't hold her breath, so she simply turned around and walked out of the classroom, out of sight.

Jiang Shengshan didn't care when he saw this, and whispered a few words to Zhang Youwei, Zhang Youwei listened, her eyes looked at Lin Miao from time to time, and she smiled while looking at it, laughing so that Lin Miao was a little uncomfortable.

To tell the truth, a beautiful woman like Zhang Youwei is the first time Lin Miao has seen her in her two lives.

Although Qin Wanqiu and Zhao Jing are already first-class beauties, they are still half a point behind Zhang Youwei, not only because of the disadvantage of age, but also because Zhang Youwei does have a fresh and enchanting temperament, which is both beautiful and cute, so beautiful that it is almost accessible to men, women and children. Not to mention, Zhang Youwei even has a figure to compete with Qin Wanqiu.

According to Lin Miao's straight male aesthetic standards, at this moment, he is willing to call Zhang Youwei "the first appearance in Dongou City".

Anyway, I can't find anyone better looking than her for the time being-but if it's possible, Lin Miao still hopes to make a wish to let God bless Luo Li in the near future to achieve a counterattack on Zhang Youwei's appearance. It's just that if God really can't do it, even if Luo Li can barely reach Zhang Youwei's level, Lin Miao is still grateful.

In the process of distraction, Lin Miao easily completed the preparations for recording the show.

The guy who carried the equipment at the TV station also turned on the machine at this time.

Zhao Jing quickly entered the working state, said to the camera, and passed it all over again.

After finishing speaking, the camera turned to Sha Yang, who walked up to the podium.

"Hello everyone!" The old man Sha in the camera insisted on introducing himself to the students in the audience in broken Chinese, then picked up a piece of chalk, wrote the word "Sha" on the blackboard, and began to repeat what he had just said to Lao Di outside the door.

Lao Di didn't know what mood he was holding, so he kept standing outside and didn't leave.

At this time, listening to Sha Yang talk about the origin of his Chinese name, a group of little children in the house really began to commotion.

"Cloth...... My Chinese name is Shayang, and my English name is ......."

"Sun-of-Beach!" In the back row of the classroom, an excited voice shouted from Peng February, who could no longer control the power of the desolation in his body. For the first time in so many years, he had encountered such a situation......

As soon as the teacher finished speaking a question, the exam was encountered.

If you don't shout out the answer at this time, it's unbearable!

Lao Sha, who was about to write down his real name, was shocked by Peng February's roar.

The chalk slammed against the blackboard and broke in two.

He turned around and looked at the little fat man sitting in the back row of the classroom in astonishment, and was about to ask why you are scolding, but then there was a storm in the classroom, and the children in the room were full of excitement and rushed to shout.

“sun-of-beach！”

“sun-of-beach！”

Old man Sha looked at Peng February's in horror.

Peng February, however, looked at Old Man Sha as if he was invited, with an excited expression of "praise me, hurry up me".

Jiang Shengshan's frantic shouts soon sounded in the classroom.

Anna angrily asks Kang Seung-sun what the hell is going on.

Zhang Youwei hurriedly explained to Anna that this must be a misunderstanding.

In the chaos, Lao Di outside the door couldn't help shaking his head and fell into deep thought.

In other words, in this incident of deliberately hurting the feelings of foreign friends that is visible to the naked eye, is the person who named the old man more unkind, or is Lin Miao, who released the devil, even less human?

Also, is this a diplomatic accident......