Chapter 848: Single Dog

"Wow! it's so comfortable......"

Colleen was satisfied and got in from outside the car, her long wet hair was draped over her shoulders very casually, but after Li Tingyu closed the car door behind, Colleen sat on the edge of the bed and hesitated: "Is it possible that the three of us sleep together, what if he wakes up later?"

"Wake up, wake up, you're still afraid of him, ...... you"

Li Tingyu climbed into bed nonchalantly, lay down beside Chen Guangda generously, and then poked his nose with a smile and said: "For the sake of you working so hard for us, let you enjoy a double bed warmer service tonight, or a combination of Chinese and Western, whether you can wake up depends on your ability!"

"Ha~ Even if he wakes up, it's useless, he definitely doesn't have the strength to insult us......"

Colleen saw that Chen Guangda's face was still very pale, so she took off her shoes and climbed to Chen Guangda's side with confidence, but Li Tingyu said with a wicked smile: "He saved you more than once or twice, don't you plan to repay him, he hasn't touched a woman for more than two months, you have the responsibility to help him solve his physiological needs!"

"I've already repaid him, isn't it enough to block a shot for him......"

Colleen glared at her very embarrassed, but then squinted and asked: "Are you bisexual, how do I feel that you like him a little, your relationship with him is definitely not a simple friendship, I even feel that he likes you a little bit, what is the relationship between the two of you?"

"Dude! Pure buddy doesn't understand ......"

Li Tingyu rolled her eyes directly, turned around and turned out the camping lamp and lay down, and the carriage immediately fell into darkness, but after a while, Li Tingyu said faintly: "I haven't liked men, I don't know what it feels like, but it should be regarded as heartbeat, he has made me heartbeat many, many times!"

"Then why don't you confess ......"

Colleen on the other side immediately became suspicious, but Li Tingyu smiled bitterly, feeling that Chen Guangda couldn't understand English, so he said: "I'm a beauty, why should I confess to him, and...... I'm afraid that our relationship will turn sourer after the confession, and we won't be able to talk as much as we used to, I think he thinks so too!"

"You're afraid of having another lover, but you've lost a good friend, right, but it's a pity that I've never had a good friend who can make a heart, I really envy you......"

Colleen sighed in dismay, but suddenly noticed that Li Tingyu got up gently, and she immediately looked carefully through the faint moonlight, only to see that Li Tingyu actually kissed Chen Guangda on the lips, and touched his face very affectionately.

"So you really love him, I thought it was possible between us......"

Colleen smiled bitterly helplessly, but Li Tingyu fell back and said: "Even if there is no him, it is impossible for the two of us, you are not the kind of woman who can enter my heart, you better find a home to wave as soon as possible, don't waste time on me!"

"Woo~"

Colleen suddenly cried in a low voice, Li Tingyu thought that her words had hurt her, but who knew that Colleen said bitterly: "I also want someone who can enter my heart, but no one has ever really understood me, now that my father is dead, and my uncle is gone, I really feel so lonely and lonely!"

"Alas~ cry, cry and you'll be comfortable......"

Li Tingyu lay on Chen Guangda and patted her gently, it is estimated that Colleen is also very annoyed now, although her uncle Matt is not a good person, but he is not as heinous as they think, it is completely a big black cauldron for Wood's old bastard.

"I really miss my father, he is the only one in the world who truly loves me......"

Colleen curled up crying, instinctively retracted into Chen Guangda's arms, who knew that Li Tingyu was also touched by sadness, and also shrank beside Chen Guangda and cried, but Chen Guangda's lack of virtue had actually woken up a long time ago, but the hollowed out body was extremely tired, even if Shuangmei was pregnant with him, he didn't have the strength to do anything.

The two girls stopped crying at some point, curled up in his arms like two cats, and Chen Guangda gradually fell asleep, but in a daze, he only felt that someone hugged him tightly, as if desperately trying to find solace in his arms, a salty lip was also blocked, and he kissed him tremblingly.

……

"Snatch ......"

A dull knocking sound suddenly woke Chen Guangda, he tried to open his heavy eyes and look out, only to find that it was a corpse bird pecking at the car window, and the sky outside was already bright, and it seemed that the sun was already in the afternoon, but with a sense of squirming around him, it startled him.

"I'll ......"

Chen Guangda saw that Jin Maolin was lying in his arms, and the two were covering a thin blanket together, but seeing that Jin Maolin's smooth back was obviously undressed, and Jin Maolin also woke up in a daze at this time, first pulled out his little face from the messy blonde hair, and then looked at Chen Guangda and was shocked.

“You……”

Jin Maolin covered her chest, and hurriedly lifted the quilt to look down, and suddenly found that her jeans were only unbuttoned, and Chen Guangda's pants were also neatly worn.

Chen Guangda's mouth was actually covered with her orange lipstick, and her bra was also on Chen Guangda's neck, which showed that the spring dream she had last night was real, and it seemed that she took the initiative to send it to the door, so she immediately looked at Li Tingyu behind Chen Guangda like a thief, Li Tingyu was sleeping with his back to them, and seemed to know nothing.

"Uh~ I don't know what's going on, but it's my first time kissing a man, so I guess I'm sleeping......"

Colleen shrugged her shoulders at Chen Guangda with a little embarrassment, but with the unique openness and generosity of a foreign girl, and Chen Guangda only barely understood what she was saying, nodded and said in stumbling English: "I'm honored to have your first night, that ...... It's our little secret!"

"It's the first kiss, not the first night, your English is really bad......"

Colleen rolled her eyes with a smile and sat up after pulling her bra, but then turned back and whispered to him, "I know you may not understand, but I still want to say that sleeping in your arms is really very comfortable, just like I slept in my father's arms when I was a child, thank you!"

"You're welcome! You can always come to me next time you want to kiss your mouth......"

Chen Guangda smiled at the donkey's lips, both of them thought they understood each other's words, and after Colleen got dressed with his back to him, Chen Guangda also climbed out of bed, and after some cleaning, he turned out a few clean clothes in the suitcase and changed them.

"Gentleman, can you protect the beautiful lady and make it convenient......"

Colleen pointed to the corpse bird outside the window helplessly, Chen Guangda immediately opened the window and grabbed the corpse bird, directly twisted its neck and threw it out, then picked up the thick poison hook and pushed the door directly to get out of the car, and after observing the environment, he smiled evilly: "Have you tried to in someone's car, it's very enjoyable!"

"In the car? No, but I'd love to try ......."

Colleen actually hit it off with him, the two immediately closed the car door and ran to the car next to them, Chen Guangda directly smashed open the window of a small car, Colleen also smashed a Mercedes-Benz off-road, the moment she smashed the window, she cheered excitedly, and said to Chen Guangda with flying eyebrows: "I'm going to be a dirty bad girl, roar~"

"Do you want a cigarette, it can enhance the gravitational pull of the earth......"

Chen Guangda got into the car and closed the door, took off his pants and took out a cigarette and lay on the window, and Colleen didn't mean to be shy at all, shook her head at him and said: "I don't smoke, but I've tried D hemp a few times in the United States, and it's still not legal, in fact, I'm not a good girl, right?"

"I don't know what the hell you're talking about, but please free yourself up......"

Chen Guangda squeezed his eyebrows and lit a cigarette, followed by a crackling fart, Colleen immediately looked at him in shock, who knew that she also immediately blew up a loud fart, the two of them raised their heads almost at the same time and laughed wildly, and then just like a mentally handicapped child, laughing wildly while comparing whose fart was louder.

"Oh my God, I'm squatting with a man, please kill me......"

Colleen's tears of laughter were about to come out, although neither of them understood each other's words, but the two of them were talking more and more vigorously, Colleen not only sprayed dirty words that she usually didn't dare to say, but also told each other unscrupulously about her own troubles, exposing almost all her dark side.

"Oh no! did you bring paper, don't tell me you didn't bring ......"

Colleen's wild laughter stopped abruptly, but Chen Guangda cut the seat cushion with a knife, directly pulled out the sponge inside and handed it to her, Colleen immediately patted the car door and laughed: "God! I finally know why Tingyu likes you, you are such a shameless and funny guy, I swear! I have never laughed so happily, if I stay with you for a long time, I will definitely fall in love with you!"

"Who are you in love with? Are you two perverted and so excited to shit in someone's car......

Li Tingyu suddenly strode over from behind, scanning back and forth at the dirty dog men and women in the two cars, Colleen's pretty face immediately turned red, and she hurriedly wiped her ass with a sponge and slipped down from the other side, but Chen Guangda directly pushed open the door and jumped down, lifting his pants and laughing: "Do you want to try it, it's very enjoyable!"

"I'm trying you a ghost, I'm not so perverted......"

Li Tingyu glared at him very angrily, and walked directly into the grass with a roll of paper, but Colleen came up and said: "I think her temper seems to be a little big, will she find out about our kissing last night, she shouldn't think I'm robbing her man, right?"

"What a man and a woman, buddy can't understand......"

Chen Guangda spread his hands blankly, the translation headset he brought had long been out of battery, Colleen had to pat his head depressedly and said: "What the hell! Your best English is either shit or dry, I actually talked to you so much just now, but it's really happy!haha~"

"Little **! How do you scold people......"

Chen Guangda looked at her inexplicably, but Colleen made a grimace at him, and ran into the RV with a smoke, and the back looked unprecedentedly cheerful, but Chen Guangda pouted and said: "I really haven't seen the market, if I take you to in the Jinluan Treasure Palace, you won't faint with excitement!"

Chen Guangda instinctively looked at Li Tingyu in the grass, only then did he find that the little girl's face didn't seem to be quite right, he immediately subconsciously muttered: "Don't let her know about kissing, the little hoof's heart is not big, saying that letting me sleep with Jin Maolin is actually a routine, well! It must be like this!"

Chen Guangda muttered and walked back, but Li Tingyu scolded the weeds fiercely: "Bastard! Stinky and shameless dog men and women, if it weren't for the old lady, they would have been involved, what kind of homosexuality, what kind of lala, it's all a trick to deceive people! Hmph~"