Chapter 341: Let's Fight the King
Chapter 58 Ian was pleasantly surprised, "Mom, you finally figured it out?"
Wang Xiuli nodded and said, "Yes, I figured it out." Compulsion, there is no good fruit to eat. ”
Ian nodded and said, "Yes." ”
Wang Xiuli said: "Don't worry, I will support you no matter how you live in the future." ”
Xiao Yao said beside him: "After all, but you still have to get married." It's just that young lady you should change it. ”
Ian said, "Oh, how am I going to change?"
Xiao Yao said: "First of all, there is a concept of time. Think about it, on the emotional road, have you ever been frustrated because of time problems. ”
Ian nodded and said, "Well, I've encountered it. My first boyfriend, because I didn't have a sense of time, was always late, and I complained that he didn't know how to be considerate of people, and I didn't know how to wait for me, and I ended up breaking up. ”
Xiao Yao said: "This is your fault. ”
Ian said, "I was all dazed by the chicken soup. I think that a boyfriend is to be obedient to his girlfriend, and what a woman asks a man to do, a man will do. Now that I think about it, I am the one who is inconsiderate. ”
Xiao Yao said: "Yes. But it's not too late for you to wake up. ”
Ian said, "Well, I feel that way, too. I'm going to wake up later. ”
Xiao Yao said, "Okay. ”
Ian said, "Well, thank you for teaching. ”
Xiao Yao said: "I haven't finished speaking. ”
Ian said, "Oh, what else do you want to say. ”
Xiao Yao said: "I hope you don't be pessimistic, believe in yourself, and love positively." ”
Ian looked at Xiao Yao's eyes, shining.
She said, "Okay, I see. ”
Xiao Yao said: "It's good to understand." Okay, I'm done. ”
Ian said, "Okay. I know. It's still two hours away, shouldn't you stay with me? ”
Xiao Yao said: "That's not necessary. ”
Ian said, "A thousand dollars an hour, I can't afford to waste it." ”
Xiao Yao said, "Can I get a refund?"
Ian shook his head and said, "No. ”
Xiao Yao said, "Okay. Say, what do you want me to do?"
Ian said, "Can you go with me to play badminton?"
Xiao Yao said: "I'm not very good at it." ”
Ian said, "It's okay, I'm not very good at it. ”
Xiao Yao said: "Okay, then let's go play." ”
Xiao Yao and Ian came to the badminton court together.
They were about to go in.
Someone stopped them and said, "You're going to play badminton." ”
Xiao Yao glanced at that person, his name was Chen Tao, and he was the person who was going to go on a blind date with Ian just now.
He nodded and said, "Yes." ”
Chen Tao said: "Let's go fight together, okay?"
Xiao Yao said, "Why do you have to follow me?"
Chen Tao said: "Because I like Ian, I can't watch her play with you." ”
Xiao Yao laughed and said, "Who do you think you are?" Can you manage Ian?"
Chen Tao shook his head and said, "No." ”
Xiao Yao said: "That's right. You can't manage Ian, so what qualifications do you have to tell me where to go. ”
Chen Tao said: "Okay, I know it's wrong. ”
Xiao Yao said: "It's okay, it's good if you know it's wrong." I'm afraid you're ignorant and messing around. ”
Chen Tao said: "But I'm not fooling around, I can see that Ian likes you." ”
Xiao Yao said: "Enough, how do you know what Ian likes me." ”
Chen Tao said: "I know, you look at the way she looks at you, her eyes are full of affection, I don't believe she doesn't like you." ”
Xiao Yao said: "Whether she likes me or not, that's another matter." Just wanted to say that she doesn't like me and doesn't have to like you. ”
Chen Tao said: "I don't care anyway. I'm going to try it out with you. If you win, I'll just quit fighting for Ian. If I win, please quit. ”
Xiao Yao replied with a smile: "No problem." ”
Chen Tao said: "Okay, then let's come." ”
Xiao Yao said: "Okay, let's have a try." I'm going to raise, though. ”
Chen Tao said: "Oh, how are you going to raise?"
Xiao Yao said: "The person who loses, and shouts three times that I am a pig." ”
Chen Tao's face was a little embarrassed.
He knew that it was going on live now.
These live broadcasts will be watched nationwide.
It would be humiliating to call me a pig in front of the whole country.
Xiao Yao looked at him intentionally and said, "If you feel like you're going to lose, you don't have to gamble." ”
Chen Tao shook his head and said, "No, I bet." ”
Xiao Yao said: "Okay, this is a bet in front of the national audience, I hope you can keep your promise." If you lose your trust, you will lose your trust in front of a national audience. ”
Chen Tao said: "Okay, I know. ”
Xiao Yao said, "Okay, let's take a rest first, and then let's get ready to start." ”
"Okay. ”
Xiao Yao turned on his mobile phone and was learning a crash course in badminton.
As long as he read it once, the theory is almost the same, but the difference is only skill.
The break passed, and in the first game, Xiao Yao took the lead in starting to serve.
He threw the shuttlecock high and hit it with the net, knocking it over.
The ball flew towards the opponent's court at high speed, and the speed was so fast that Chen Tao didn't even have time to react.
Seeing that the ball was about to land, it almost landed outside the opponent's boundary.
It's a pity, it's almost a good ball.
Xiao Yao knew that this was because he didn't have enough strength, and there was no problem with the technique.
Netizens commented: "No, the mistake of the serve, is it okay?"
"Actually, this ball is not bad, it goes out close to the boundary, and it is almost a good ball. ”
"Yes. I think I'm going to play well in the next game. ”
For the second ball, it was Chen Tao's turn to serve.
He sent the ball over, and Xiao Yao jumped high and slapped the ball the ground.
The ball was fast and urgent, and it landed in an instant, and Chen Tao didn't even have time to react.
"Wow, is this Lin Dan possessed?"
"It's amazing. This ball can be made to the national team. ”
"Who is this little brother? I'm going to give you a monkey. ”
Because Xiao Yao deliberately changed his appearance before the last show, the audience didn't know Xiao Yao's true identity.
They were just amazed by Xiao Yao's technique.
Ian was also pleasantly surprised, "That's amazing." Little brother, come on. ”
Chen Tao's face turned pale.
Xiao Yao's two balls, he didn't have time to react, this is a technical gap.
On the third ball, Xiao Yao began to serve.
The ball was fast and urgent, and it was falling.
Chen Tao finally saved the ball, and Xiao Yao jumped high again and killed the ball.
He now has full marks in theoretical knowledge, and in terms of technology, he has excellent martial arts as a support, and he is even a top master.
The competition between Xiao Yao and Chen Tao even attracted the idea of the head coach of the national team.
You must know that even in an official game, it is not easy to hit Xiao Yao's ball.
According to visual inspection, Xiao Yao's jump height reached two meters, which is the reason why Xiao Yao's ball hit fast and low.
Others, even if they have this technique, can't play this effect without this high jump.
Although Xiao Yao's technique still has some flaws, after pondering, it is still a good material.
Li Bo looked at such an excellent talent, and hurriedly called someone to intercept Xiao Yao, preparing to intercept him.
Under Xiao Yao's attack, Chen Tao had no power to parry at all, and soon ended the first game with a disparity of 11 to 1.
During the whole process, Chen Tao was Xiao Yao's background board, and he could only be beaten passively.
Xiao Yao watched that the first game was over, and he said, "Do you still need to try the second game?"
Chen Tao said: "Of course." But the second game is not a badminton competition, what are you doing?"
Xiao Yao said: "I don't dare to say this. Say, what's the second sentence to try to compare?"
Chen Tao said: "Let's try Go. ”
Xiao Yao shook his head and said, "A game of Go takes several hours, but I only have two hours to accompany the young lady." ”
Chen Tao thought for a while and said, "Why don't you try chess." ”
Xiao Yao said: "Okay, let's try chess." You go first. ”
Chen Tao said: "Okay, then try it." ”
The two found a chessboard and played chess.
I have to say that this Chen Tao has a brain.
Compared with physical sports, Xiao Yao's body is too dominant.
So he came up with a chess contest.
Chess tests mental power, and the physical impact is not great.
The two played a classic game of mid-run vs. screen horse.
In this game, the advantages of the two sides are not much different, and they are all within an acceptable range, but in the middle game, Xiao Yao suddenly abandoned the car and killed the horse, and after the other party chose to eat the horse, Xiao Yao's side ran and drove straight into the opponent's side.
At this time, there was only one car left on the other side, and Xiao Yao's side gathered a car of double guns, and the three sons returned to the side, and in the end, the other party had to change the car, and Zili changed it back.
But Xiao Yao's side has eaten one more soldier, one soldier and one soldier, and he has already taken the advantage.
Xiao Yao grasped this advantage, jumped across the river, and the offensive of the carriage and horse artillery made Chen Tao unable to resist, and was finally killed.
Xiao Yao said: "Okay, you have lost two games in a row, is it time to fulfill the gambling contract?"
Chen Tao was extremely unwilling.
He couldn't imagine that Xiao Yao was so powerful.
He is not Xiao Yao's opponent at all.
He said, "Okay, I'll admit you're great, so let's do it." ”
Xiao Yao shook his head and said, "No, you have to say that I am a pig in front of the public." ”
Chen Tao said: "What if I don't say it. ”
Xiao Yao said: "If you don't say it, I can't guarantee what will happen." ”
Chen Tao said, "What do you mean by this?"
Xiao Yao said: "I mean, you want to be damned. ”
Chen Tao laughed and said: "What kind of curse, I don't believe it." ”
At this time, someone on the side of the road was playing football.
The soccer ball suddenly hit Chen Tao and hit him in the nose.
Xiao Yao said: "This is the damnation of God. If you don't keep your promises, believe it or not, all kinds of accidents will follow you. ”
Netizens commented: "This is simply amazing, this football is coming." ”
"yes. I didn't expect this football to come so quickly. ”
"I guess it's a coincidence. ”
Chen Tao was also unconvinced: "Accidents, these are all accidents." ”
Xiao Yao said: "You will soon know that this is definitely not an accident.
Chen Tao said, "Isn't it?"
Xiao Yao said: "You wait for other accidents." ”
They continued to walk forward, and when they passed a tennis court, the tennis ball flew out and hit Chen Tao accurately on the forehead.
Xiao Yao said, "How about this damnation?"
Chen Tao stubbornly said, "Accident." It was all an accident. ”
But Chen Tao soon discovered that things were not so simple.
Wherever he goes, accidents will always happen.
The most dangerous accident was when a piece of glass fell from above and almost hit him.
Now Chen Tao was finally scared.
He said, "What's going on?" It's me every time something happens. ”
Xiao Yao said: "If it's not you, who else can it be?"
Chen Tao said: "Did I do something wrong?"
Xiao Yao said, "Isn't it wrong that you don't fulfill your promise?"
Chen Tao said: "Okay, you say, what should I do." ”
Xiao Yao said: "Fulfill the gambling contract." ”
Chen Tao gritted his teeth and whispered: "I'm a pig! I'm a pig! I'm a pig." ”
Xiao Yao said, "Is it so quiet, did the audience hear it?"
"Nope. ”
The audience said no.
Xiao Yao said: "Your voice is lowered, and the audience can't hear it." ”
Chen Tao said: "My voice is not small. ”
Xiao Yao said: "It's up to you what you think." I'm just telling you, if you have to, wait for the damnation, I can't guarantee what will happen. ”
Chen Tao was finally scared.
He said, "Well, I know it's wrong. ”
Xiao Yao said: "It's good to know that it's wrong." Let's speak louder. ”
Chen Tao said loudly: "I am a pig. I'm a pig. I'm a pig. ”
After three shouts, the audience's barrage came alive.
"Chen Tao is a pig, we all know it. ”
"He is indeed a pig, and he dares to challenge the anchor, not what a pig is. ”
"Woo, don't tell me, he's my classmate, I don't know him. ”
After Chen Tao shouted these three sentences, he knew that he no longer had the face to continue to pursue Ian.
He stared at Xiao Yao and said, "You are kind to Ian, if I knew that you had failed her, I would not spare you." ”
Xiao Yao shrugged and said, "This is my business." You care about me. ”
"You ......"
Chen Tao stared at Xiao Yao fiercely, but finally didn't say anything.
He stamped his feet away.
After Chen Tao left, Ian said, "Little brother, you're so powerful, I like you." What do you say?"
Xiao Yao said: "Cold salad." It's time, it's time for me to go. ”
"Hahaha, a first-class straight man of steel. ”
Such an obvious confession was ignored and left alone. ”
"How do you know he's orphaned, maybe he has a girlfriend?"
"If he had a girlfriend, I would have a baby. ”
Ian looked at Xiao Yao's departing back, and was also annoyed.
She stomped her foot and said, "Hmph, don't let me see you." Otherwise, I won't let you go. ”
Xiao Yao answered the takeaway station and was immediately interviewed by the stationmaster.
The stationmaster said, "You know what? ”
Xiao Yao said: "I know. ”
The stationmaster said hatefully: "Do you know that if you are complained, not only will you be fined, but I will also be fined." ”
Xiao Yao said: "I know. ”
The stationmaster said, "Then you haven't been complained about yet?"
Xiao Yao said disappreciatively: "I will also bear the fine in the station, it's okay." ”
The stationmaster said: "Do you know that those fines may be tens of thousands of yuan. ”
Xiao Yao said lightly: "I'm here to experience life, money is not important." ”
The stationmaster said, "Okay. Then go down and work. ”
Xiao Yao continued to deliver takeaways.
At this time, he received a message from Ling Shuang asking for help.
Xiao Yao looked over and looked at it, good guy, more than 200 takeaways, just one order, counting, more than 200 takeaways, only more than ten yuan in delivery fees.
It's a big loss.
Xiao Yao said: "Whose takeaway is this, actually ordering like this." You're going to die. ”
Ling Shuang said: "It doesn't matter if you lose something, the key is that I can't afford to take so much." ”
Xiao Yao said, "Okay, I'll help you." ”
Ling Shuang said, "Okay, then thank you." ”
Xiao Yao said: "You're welcome. ”
The two of them worked together, and they couldn't send more than 200 takeaways at once.
It's shameless.
Xiao Yao sent the takeaway over, and the place where the food was delivered was a university town. It was a college student who came to receive the meal.
Xiao Yao looked at the student and said, "What the hell are you guys?" More than 200 takeaways, one order. Do you still talk about people?"
The college student said, "That's your rules." Who told you that there is no limit to the maximum number of food you can order per order?"
Xiao Yao snorted: "You guys are exploiting loopholes in the rules, are you embarrassed?"
The college student said, "You have loopholes in your rules, you can't blame us for exploiting them." If you want to blame, blame your delivery company for not thinking about your delivery staff and not leaving you enough delivery fees. ”
There has also been a heated debate online.
"I think it makes sense. You can't blame people for having loopholes in the order system. ”
"But that's not fair to the delivery people. With so many takeaways, it takes several times longer, but the increase in income is not much. ”
"There's no way. Who told the delivery company not to treat the delivery person as a human being? ”
Everyone was discussing the matter of delivering takeaways.
Xiao Yao was also discussing with college students.
The college student was in a hurry and said, "If you compare again, I will give a bad review." ”
Ling Shuang hurriedly pulled Xiao Yao and said, "Forget it, a bad review will be gone for a day." ”
Xiao Yao said: "What are you afraid of." Even if it's deducted, I'm going to be happy. ”
Ling Shuang said, "Okay, I know you care. But there's really no need for that. Let's continue to deliver food. ”
Xiao Yao was a little helpless, but there was no way.
Because this is indeed the rule of the food delivery company, he can't blame the customer.
With such a delivery, the day passed quickly, and it was time to call it a day.
Xiao Yao received a takeaway, the main order was snail noodles, and the remarks read: It's so lonely, come to applaud a handsome little brother.
Peat, who are these people?
If Xiao Yao saw the remarks first, he would definitely refuse to take the order.
But he couldn't help it.
Now he can only go and deliver the order.
After he sent the guts to his destination, it was a hotel room.
He knocked on the door and saw a young lady in a bath towel, standing inside.
She watched Xiao Yao deliver the food and said, "Little brother, come in and applaud." ”
Xiao Yao shook his head and said, "Little sister, please respect yourself, I'm not this kind of person." ”
The young lady was rejected by Xiao Yao, and suddenly sat on the ground and cried.
"Woo, my boyfriend doesn't want me anymore, even the takeaway guy doesn't want me, woo, am I really that bad?"
Xiao Yao looked at the sad look of the young lady, and was a little unbearable.
He said, "Why are you doing this?"
The young lady said, "How do you understand my feelings at the moment? Do you know how sad I am?"
Xiao Yao remembered when his girlfriend split his legs, and he felt very depressed.
Xiao Yao said: "I know. I've also fallen out of love. ”
The young lady said, "Now that you know, why don't you comfort and comfort me, and refuse me." ”
Xiao Yao asked, "Do you want me to accompany you because you like me?"
The young lady said, "No. ”
Xiao Yao said: "That's right. What's the difference between something that doesn't have emotions and an animal?"
The young lady said, "But I'm really sad." ”
Xiao Yao said: "If you are sad, you can do something else to distract you. ”
The young lady said, "So I want you to accompany me." ”
Xiao Yao said: "It's not impossible for me to accompany you. We can fight the king, and if you fight the king, you will forget all the unhappiness. ”
The young lady said, "Okay, then let's fight the king." ”
Xiao Yao said, "Okay." Let's go black. What rank are you?"
The young lady said, "I'm platinum. ”
Xiao Yao said, "Okay, I'll open a platinum account to accompany you." ”
Xiao Yao bought a platinum number and started fighting.
The two entered the selection interface, and Xiao Yao said, "I haven't asked your name yet."
The young lady said, "You can call me Ding Dang." What do you call it. ”
Xiao Yao said: "My surname is Xiao. ”
Ding Dang said, "Okay, then I'll call you Brother Xiao." Ouch, oh no, I forgot to choose someone, and I chose Daji by default. ”
Xiao Yao said: "It's okay, you can lie down in this game." ”
Ding Dang said, "Really?"
Xiao Yao said: "Yes. You can come up with a gem of knowledge and follow me. ”
As soon as the game starts, the teammates blow up.
"Twin mages, how do you fight?"
"Where's the meat? How can you beat it without meat?"
"Pit goods, six points cast!"
Ding Dang said: "My teammates seem to have blown up. ”
Xiao Yao said: "It's okay. Follow me, as long as you use the second skill. ”
Ding Dang said, "Okay. ”
Xiao Yao used Na Ke Lulu.
As soon as the fourth level arrived, he took Daji to the side.
They came to the side, and the opponent's top laner Mengqi was pressing the shooter on Xiao Yao's side.
One-on-one, the early shooter is still weak, and he is not a Mengqi opponent at all.
But he ignored that the other party was arrested.
Daji froze him, and then Nakorulu came down in a set, and the shooter followed, and the three of them set fire, even if Mengqi was strong in the early stage, he couldn't resist and was killed by the set.
After killing Mengqi, he immediately turned into a dragon fighter.
The other party may think that the reason for the lower rank is that he will fight when he sees someone, and he does not take into account the lack of people on his side, and the opponent's jungler and bullet come to harass Dalong. As a result, Xiao Yao's side of the four to two, easily killed the opponent's mid laner and jungler, successfully won Xiaolong, and then reversed the opponent's blue.
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