The New Year's Eve party is over.

Li Li ripped off his tie and walked quickly to the lounge to say goodbye to tonight's celebrity guests one by one.

"Teacher Li, you are the biggest explosion of our party tonight!"

"Congratulations to Mr. Li, that [Outstanding Contribution Award] is indeed too unexpected, none of us knew in advance!"

Liu Yawei also said: "I was also notified to me by the director temporarily, don't say a little courtesy, I feel like I'm dreaming!"

"The arrangement of our station's [Outstanding Contribution Award] award this time is very well planned, and it is estimated that only Mr. Yu, the deputy editor-in-chief of Taiwan, knows about it. ”

……

While Li Li was chatting with everyone, Cheng Juan came over and said, "Xiaoli, the fans are still waiting in the studio, when will you be able to come?"

Li Li looked at the atmosphere of the hot chat in the lounge, and he really couldn't leave for a while. So he said: "Lead everyone to the restaurant, let the fans eat first, you don't have to wait for me, I'll be there later." ”

Cheng Juan went out to arrange, and Li Li and Liu Yawei continued to be polite with the stars, which is the etiquette that the protagonist should have.

It wasn't until nearly 1 o'clock in the second half of the night that the backstage was finally empty, and Li Li was finally relaxed.

There was a faint hint of moon white in the night sky, but Li Li felt that it was very bright.

Retracting his gaze, Li Li walked down the steps, only to see that the brand-new BMW 7 was parked next to the flower bed a few steps away, its waistline was elegant and spotless.

Li Li's family is very good, but this car is the first luxury he ushered in with his talent and hard work, and he has a sense of accomplishment and excitement.

Getting into the car, Li Li started the car, oh, this power! Turn on the music, oh, this stereo!

More than 1 million cars and 100,000 cars, the gap is really big!

Speeding on the empty and unmanned street, listening to dynamic music, Li Li was in a good mood and refreshed. Although I have been busy all day, I am not tired at this time.

It's still the old place, and the car stopped at the entrance of the Spring City Hotel. Li Ligang took off his seat belt, but saw that two waiters had already greeted him.

"Hello Mr. Li!"

"Congratulations to Mr. Li, fame and fortune!"

……

Li Li tore off his sunglasses, rolled down the window, and asked suspiciously: "How did you recognize me? I was in the car, and I was wearing sunglasses! Your eyesight is so good?"

"Mr. Li, we watched the live broadcast, how can we not know you!"

"You have arrangements in our hotel, and besides, a brand new BMW 7 has come at this time, and there is no one else but you!"

……

Li Li thought about it, fortunately, he didn't have a license plate, it was a temporary license plate, otherwise, his car would be recognized by the whole country.

Under the guidance of the waiter, I walked into the hotel and came to the banquet hall, where 100 lucky fans and the whole group of staff were there, even Xia Xue, Song Dong, and Lao Kong also came.

Fans instantly gathered at the door, and everyone smiled and vied with each other:

"Mr. Li, I'm so happy to see you!"

"You sing so well!"

"When Mr. Li was the most funny, when he presented the [Outstanding Contribution Award], it was so real that I didn't know it in advance at first glance. ”

"Yes, Mr. Li was really confused...... Confused!"

……

The expert Wang Kun wanted to speak repeatedly, but he couldn't interject, he was holding a few pieces of paper in his hand, looking anxious.

Li Li's eyes glanced at him, and he said, "Teacher Wang Kun, hello!"

Wang Kun was overjoyed, he was finally able to talk, he unfolded a few pieces of paper, and said, "Teacher Li, I have found some of the things in your program that I am confused about, please give me advice!"

All:

"Huh!"

"It's a big New Year, please don't ruin the fun, okay?"

"This is a fan meeting, not an academic exchange meeting!"

"You're so cute!"

……

Wang Kun looked at everyone and embarrassedly put away the manuscript paper in his hand.

Li Li smiled: "Let's eat first, and then we will discuss with each other, and we also have to ask everyone's valuable opinions on the show." But let's have some fun first!"

Li Li glanced at the ten empty dining tables, and he said, "Why haven't you served the food yet?" Waiter, please eat and drink, everyone is hungry!"

The dishes are all on the table, everyone's chopsticks are flying, and they are indeed hungry.

Xia Xue said: "Xiaoli, have you watched the news, a total of 5 stations have been broadcast live tonight, four David TV and us."

The national live broadcast party is called a miserable because of the new policy 'prohibiting lip-synching', all kinds of car accident scenes, out-of-tune, broken sounds, and all kinds of 'disasters', as a result, you and Lei Jiajia's film and television golden song chorus is perfect, and news editors and netizens are praising you. ”

Song Dongdao: "Not only that, everyone's attention is still on your style, you are dressed in a Tang costume when you sing, and there are countless fans, and netizens are asking where to buy this dress." ”

A fan said: "Mr. Li's ancient costume and singing "The Legend of the Condor Heroes" are really heroic and extraordinary!

Teacher Li absolutely overwhelmed the audience, and the stars were eclipsed, it was really a pear tree pressing begonias!"

Li Li hurriedly shook his head: "No, no, no, don't use 'a pear flower pressing a begonia' to describe it." ”

The fan was puzzled: "What's wrong?"

Li Li put down his chopsticks: "Let me tell you a little knowledge!"

There was a man named Zhang Xian in the Northern Song Dynasty, who preferred women. When I was in my 20s, I fell in love with a little nun, but the old nun disagreed and locked up the little nun.

In order to be able to date, in the dead of night, the little nun secretly came down from the ladder and made Zhang Neng climb the pond island to the attic to have an affair with her.

Of course, they eventually broke up.

When he was 80 years old, Zhang Xian fell in love with an 18-year-old yellow flower girl, and on the day of their big day, he composed a poem:

'I am eighty and eighteen,

Qing is red-faced, I have white hair.

With Qing upside down this same Geng,

Only a sixtieth in the middle. ’”

Fans laughed:

"80 marries 18?"

"At the age of 80, people can't stand on their feet, the ancients are really romantic!"

"Don't talk about the ancients, if I had power and status, I would like to be a 19-year-old girl even if I was 90. ”

Of course, women can understand that they are lustful. ”

"How can anyone marry a little girl at the age of 80 now?"

"Why not, have you forgotten that 82 married 28 that scientist?"

"Don't talk about it, listen to Mr. Li continue!"

……

Li Li said: "Zhang Xian has a friend, who is the famous Su Shi.

After Su Shi learned about this, he wrote a poem and sent it to Zhang Xian, ridiculing the matter:

Eighteen brides eighty lang,

Pale hair on red makeup.

The mandarin ducks are made into a double night,

A pear tree pressed begonia. ”

Burst!

Everyone laughed, it turned out that this poem meant this, and it really couldn't be used indiscriminately!

Li Li explained: "Everyone pay attention to the beauty of this poem, 'Mandarin ducks are made into a double night', let's make up for this scene, the next sentence 'a tree of pear flowers pressing begonias', what color is the pear blossom?"

Fan: "White!"

Li Li: "What color is the begonia flower?"

"Red!"

"The pear blossom represents the white-haired Zhang Xian, and the begonia flower represents the concubine with red makeup, and this 'pressure' word is very wonderful, a pear flower presses the begonia, haha!

Therefore, this verse just now can't describe my skills. A pear tree presses begonias, who do I press?"

"Press me, press me!!" a female fan raised her hand.

Everyone's eyes instantly focused on the girl at the table next to her, and the girl stuck out her tongue mischievously and covered her face with her hands: "Can't see it, can't see it!"

The girl's joke caused laughter in the restaurant to burst into laughter, and the atmosphere was lively.

Song Dongdao: "I admire the ancients very much, 80 years old, can I do it?"

Xia Xue: "Maybe there was something remedies in ancient times!"

"My grandfather is 80 years old this year, and he walks shaky!"

……

Li Li: "Why not? Zhang Xian accepted this concubine at 80 years and died at the age of 88, and within 8 years, this concubine gave birth to two boys and two girls!"

A fan said: "It may also be the love of Lao Wang next door!"

Another fan was "dissatisfied": "Who did I recruit and provoke whom?"

Amidst the laughter of the crowd, Li Li asked: "How did the number of votes for my [Best Newcomer Award] surge from more than 9 million votes to 13.16 million votes in an hour and a half? Why did the number of votes suddenly surge by more than 3 million votes? Do you know?"

Xia Xue took out her mobile phone, clicked it a few times, and handed it to Li Li, "Look!"

On the mobile phone screen, what is presented is the Weibo posted by Jisen Satellite TV: The number of votes for this station's [Best Newcomer Award] has broken the historical record and has become the first place in all voting awards, will this number of votes break through the historic 10 million mark, let's witness it together!

The "[Best Newcomer Award] Breaking the Historical Record" lottery was held.

If the number of votes exceeds 10 million, 1 first prize will be drawn and a MacBook-Pro will be awarded, and 10 second prizes will be awarded 1 iPhone-XS-Max......

The number of votes exceeded 11 million, the amount of prizes increased, and 1 first prize was drawn to give away a full range of Apple products......

……

Li Li suddenly realized that before the live broadcast, the station suddenly held a lottery to stimulate voting.

Not only that, the official Weibo of all programs under Jisen Radio and Television are all forwarded and promoted, and other publicity methods are also being carried out at the same time.

It's no wonder that in one and a half hours, the number of votes surged by more than 3 million.

This is why the influence of the Jisen radio and television platform is too limited, and if it is promoted by Shonan Radio and Television, the number of votes may explode.

Eating, taking photos, signing autographs, singing K, a series of fan meeting activities, were busy until 5 o'clock in the morning.

When Li Li returned home, he was finally exhausted.

Walked into the living room and sniffed, huh, dumplings, donkey meat filling?

After opening the plate, Li Li threw a few dumplings into his mouth, returned to the bedroom, and fell asleep deeply.

Taili gave him a day off, and Li Li slept very soundly.

The noon sun was a little dazzling, shining through the curtains and gently burning Li Li's eyelids.

He opened his eyes lazily, and a slight voice came from the window, Xu Dad's.

After yawning twice, Li Li got up and opened the curtains, only to see his father chatting with the neighbors.

"Professor Li, your child is really competitive, he worked for two months, drove back to the BMW 7, young and promising!"

Dad leaned lightly on the body of the BMW, with a sad face, "Hey, I am the one who develops my own cars, and I drive all domestic cars." He's good, the domestic one doesn't open, and he directly gets a BMW 7 back, how embarrassing it is for me to engage in domestic car research and development!

Isn't it a naked irony that my son has worked hard to develop a national car and that my son drives a foreign luxury car?"

"Professor Li, the key to your belt scratched the paint!"

Dad Li got up instantly and gently touched the hood with his hand, "No?"

The crowd laughed.

The corners of Li Li's mouth curled into a smile, and after stretching his waist, he walked out of the room.

The snoring in the guest bedroom was like thunder, and there was no need to think about it, it must be an uncle living inside.

Mama Li just came out of the bedroom in her pajamas, "Xiaoli, tell your sister to get up, brother, get up!"

I don't know when the family slept last night, and I didn't wait for Li Li to come back, so I guess they celebrated by themselves.

Li Li unscrewed the door, "Get up, sister!"

"Hmm~~!" The cherry is covered with a quilt and pulls a long note.

"Lazy cat, get up!" Li Li lifted the quilt, but frowned, only to see that Cherry's pajama pants were wet, and the sheets were also wet.

Bedwetting?

Li Li sneered, put down the quilt again, opened the wardrobe, found a set of clean pajamas, put them next to the bed, and walked out of the room.

"Sister, get up immediately, I'll fry eggs for you!"

"Hmm~~!"

Cherry struggled for a moment, and rather reluctantly poked her head out of the covers, her eyes tightly closed, "I'm so sleepy!"

Huh?

Xiao Mei frowned, and after touching the quilt with his little hand, he handed it to his nostrils and sniffed it, and the cherry looked disgusted, and his little face turned red.

What a shame, what should I do? How can I educate other children in the future?

In the living room, Li Li quickly fried a few eggs, showed his hand slightly, he put the eggs on the dinner plate, and pushed open his sister's door again, only to see ......

Cherry had already changed into brand new pajamas, she was holding a bottle of mineral water, pouring water on her pajama pants and sheets, and when she saw her brother coming in, she put away the bottle in a panic, "Brother...... Elder brother...... Brother, I'll drink water!"

Li Li was dumbfounded: "Ah?!"

"Well, drink water, you see, the pajama pants and sheets that I just changed out are soaking wet!"

Li Li felt that his cognition of young children was being updated, he walked to the bed a few steps, but saw Cherry covering his pajama pants, she said, "I'll wash my pants!"

When Li Li laughed dumbly, Cherry suddenly turned over and got out of bed, grabbed the corner of the sheet, pulled it down with all her strength, and then ran to the bathroom with pajama pants and a sheet.

Bang!

stepped on the sheets and fell, the cherry nose was sore, and tears rolled in the eyes, but ...... Didn't cry.

She plunged into the bathroom, put water in the basin, soaked the wet place of pajama pants and sheets in the water, and rubbed and rubbed and rubbed!

Picking it up and smelling it, she frowned, and continued to rub and rub, rub and rub!

Li Li witnessed the whole process, and the whole person was completely messy.

Mother Li suddenly walked into the bathroom and exclaimed, "Wow, my eldest daughter can actually do her own laundry?"

"It should be!" Cherry lowered her head and rubbed her pajama pants and tried to lower her head again.

"Big girl, let that mother wash you, you brush your teeth and wash your face, and eat later. ”

"I'll finish washing this piece later!" Cherry sniffed secretly, well, no problem.

"Is the eldest girl tired?"

"Tired!"

"Don't wash it if you're tired, we have a washing machine!"

"Mom, you said that the washing machine sometimes can't be cleaned!"

"How can the pajamas and sheets get dirty? ”

Cherry: "......"

"Wash up and eat!"

Cherry sniffed secretly, this time it was absolutely absolutely no problem, she got up: "Okay mother, I'll leave the rest to you!"

Cherry turned and walked away cheerfully.

Li's mother was suspicious: "Eh, why is your sister so sensible today, and she can still do her own laundry?"

Li Li smiled: "Child, the picture is fresh, she is just playing." ”

With that, Li Li left the bathroom and walked into the kitchen.

Li Li looked at the empty plate with a little grease stain in surprise, hey, where is my fried egg?

Smelling the slightly mushy smell, Li Li looked down and saw that the few pieces of black fried eggs were lying miserably in the trash can.

"Mom!" Li Li roared, "Dad, come and see, my mother threw my hard-earned fried eggs into the trash!"

As soon as Dad Li got home, his spirits instantly lifted when he heard the words, as if he had found an excellent opportunity to be the master of the house, "Hmph, Mr. Zhao! Do you know how to cherish food? My son has been in the kitchen once in his life? There is no credit and hard work, why lose the child's food?"

Mama Li poked her head out and said lightly: "Oh, kid, it's fresh, he's just playing." ”

Li Li: "......"

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