Chapter 170: It's not just a flower shaker
Seeing this scene, Chen Che almost fainted with fright. Why the hell is this for half of the people? The people here are all children in their twenties who have no life experience, and they don't know what to do. Chen Che quickly calmed down and stepped forward to ask carefully.
Fortunately, I didn't get dizzy, and my eyes were still open.
Cover your mouth and nose with a stack of tissue paper, take a closer look, it's terrible, it's bleeding.
Xiao Zhao next to him said: "Mr. Chen, everyone has a nosebleed!
Silly!
Chen Che saw Zhang Jianguo standing next to him and wandered around like a headless fly, so he brought him over: "Zhang Jianguo!
He had been personally instructed by Chen Che, and he understood it very skillfully, and raised one arm very skillfully and straightened it. He tilted his head, covered his nose, and pretended to have a nosebleed.
"Everybody raise their arms like him! Which nostril has a nosebleed and the other hand raises!" Chen Che shouted.
There was a discordant voice underneath: "Both nostrils are bleeding!"
"This ......" Chen Che didn't know what to do, he couldn't deal with such a situation after thinking about it, forget it, then let it flow.
At this time, there was a discordant voice below, and it was the survivor who spoke: "Mr. Chen, scientific research has shown that this soil method is useless. Nosebleeds are bleeding from the rupture of local capillaries in the nasal cavity and have no connection with the blood vessels in the arm, so raising the hand does not help when the nosebleeds occur. ”
There was silence all around, and everyone lowered their straight arms.
It's so embarrassing! Chen Che covered his face.
She beckoned, Zhang Jianguo came over, and she asked, "What did you eat at noon, everyone is like this? This is too serious." If the weather is dry on fire, one or two will be enough, isn't it scary to fall half of it all at once......"
"At noon, Sister-in-law Zhang asked me to bring it, and the Buddha jumped over the wall. Zhang Jianguo replied seriously, pointing to the little bit left in the thermos box next to him, and Chen Che leaned over to take a look.
Chen Che was stunned.
Is Sister-in-law Zhang crazy?
Chen Che now has another possibility of early bankruptcy, the reason for bankruptcy is that the aunt at home is too profligate, the company's food is too good, Cordyceps is used as grass, abalone is used as fish, shark fin is used as vermicelli, and all precious ingredients are thrown into it without money.
So the reason for everyone's nosebleeds is obvious.
The food was so good.
Sister-in-law Zhang may really feel sorry for how these children were exploited by Chen Che too badly, and insisted on letting Chen Che go bankrupt to avenge them.
Now that the tragedy has become like this, Chen Che announced that she decided to let the physical staff eat a fat loss salad for lunch for a week. To be light, add at most a glass of juice. The sauce can only be vinegar sauce, and it is not allowed to see the meat, at most it can't stand a piece of chicken breast for one person to nibble on.
After ten minutes, all the nosebleeds stopped and stopped. Chen Che announced the decision, and there was a wail below.
"We're willing to have a nosebleed! We're willing to get food poisoning!"
Looking at this stray appearance, Chen Che stepped forward and pinched the fat on Liu Liu's arm casually, just like that, he turned out to be the slimmest one in this studio. Chen Che didn't look at it: "How many catties now?"
"A hundred. Liu Liu covered his face.
Heh, Liu Liu's fat meat that can't be caught, with such a thick big arm, is only a hundred catties. Chen Che was unconvinced: "How many catties were you before you came?"
Liu Liu was reluctant to look at Chen Che, probably because he was really empty-hearted: "Eighty ......"
OMG......
Chen Che shouted in her heart: Pig farmers come and discuss their experience with me! She Chen Che will now use her rich experience to publish a book "Efficient Pig Breeding Plan".
Why is it really like this?
This is the skinniest girl in their A&P studio!
Chen Che stood in the middle of the crowd, thought about it, and announced the decision she had been thinking about for a long time: "This, brothers and sisters, you grow fat because we A&P only have mental consumption, which leads to you being in a sub-healthy state, which is very bad for your health. ”
How do these young people know about health? They don't care about it.
Chen Che continued: "So I declare that for the sake of health and for the sake of everyone's bright future, I will lead you to exercise. ”
As soon as he finished saying this, there was a sigh from below. These pigs are too lazy to move. There was even a person who was not afraid of death and shouted: "Mr. Chen, we would rather work overtime!"
A fierce light flashed in Chen Che's eyes, and the person who said this immediately shut up. She continued, "We at A&P are a fashion company, and we need to have a different culture. Because there are more female employees, I decided that our sport is to shake the flower hand. ”
Now there was no sigh or sigh, and there was silence all around.
Seeing that no one objected, Chen Che nodded with satisfaction: "Every morning at eight o'clock, and every day at one o'clock after lunch, we exercise twice. Shen Zhu, you lead the team. ”
was suddenly clicked, and Shen Zhu was at a loss all of a sudden: "Ah, I, I, I can't......"
Chen Che walked up to her and whispered in her ear, "Only you can do this." Do you still want Alexandra or Leader Liu to shake the flowers?"
Shen Zhu's face was green, bitter and sour, as if he had eaten lemon juice mixed with mustard. That's the promise. The people below saw that Shen Zhu didn't swear to resist to the death, and they couldn't bear it.
In this dead silence, sure enough, Liu Liu lived up to expectations, she stood up all of a sudden, walked in front of Chen Che and confronted her. Liu Liu spoke for everyone: "Shake the flower hand, shake the flower hand, but this exercise can't solve the problem of office occupational diseases! The main thing is to sit here, and the legs and body move together." ”
Damn, I'm dead! Everyone fainted. is worthy of being the design director personally selected by their Mr. Chen, and the focus is so extraordinary. The point is this?
Chen Che felt that what she said made sense and nodded. She turned her head and asked the staggering but fat and strong employees: "Are there any of you from the Northeast?"
"Me!" Xiao Wang stood up.
Chen Che saw that he stood up and spoke with a temperament, honest, simple and upright, which was very northeastern. She then asked, "Will the two of them turn around?"
"Huh?" Xiao Wang froze in place and shook his head, "No." ”
"You are a Northeasterner, and you can't turn two people. Chen Che shook his head again and again, and looked down on him directly. She thought of a compromise method, "It's a bit difficult for these two people to turn the handkerchief, so let's think of a compromise method and change this sport to a flower hand." The move is still two people turn that move, two by two, let's not throw the veil, change to a flower shaker. In this way, once in the morning and once at noon, for fifteen minutes each time, the amount of exercise is about the same. ”
...... for two
Chen Che beckoned to Zhang Jianguo and announced to everyone: "Now Zhang Jianguo and Shen Zhu are the leaders of your team, this activity will start tomorrow morning, you can rest and work now." ”
Zhang Jianguo has the lowest status in the entire company, and he is a group bully, and everyone can be bullied. Now that he can be a team leader, to tell the truth, Zhang Jianguo is still a little happy in his heart. However, he still had to hold a little shelf, Zhang Jianguo leaned over and resisted Chen Che: "I don't want to be in a group with Shen Zhu." ”
Shen Zhu is now in the company, everyone is afraid, and one look can kill a piece of Zhang Jianguo. Who would have thought that Shen Zhu, who was a powerful A&P, had the biggest ideal back then, that is, he would not be able to carry the coach behind his back and gnaw cucumbers in the bright future?
"Then we don't need you anymore, I'll help you book tomorrow's ticket. Chen Che glanced at him, only thinking that it was unnecessary to raise such an idler. In fact, it's not unnecessary, they lack a miscellaneous person here, and Zhang Jianguo is playing such a role now.
Originally, he was supposed to be an assistant to do this, but where was Chen Che willing to let the delicate little girls do the rough work that Zhang Jianguo is sitting on now? He runs in the A&P studio and the company, a low-level courier liaison in the same city, and also translates the boss's foreign language emails part-time, and also helps to bring lunch to the physical staff, can play the boss's driver when on call, and also works part-time to kill chickens and pluck feathers.
Now there's another title: Flower Hands to Team Leader. What a kid!