Chapter 273: Telling Jokes
Lin Jiajia's school is the town's No. 1 Middle School, which is the best school in the town, and it is difficult for students who have no relationship and poor academic performance to enter the No. 1 Middle School.
Lin Jiajia belongs to the kind of school with good academic performance and went directly from primary school to Daozhen No. 1 Middle School.
When I arrived in town, it was already five o'clock in the evening, and the school's evening self-study began at seven o'clock.
"Aren't you Lin Jiajia?"
"It's Lin Jiajia That's right, why did she come to the restaurant to eat, isn't her family very poor? ”
"Who is that man, why is he sitting at the same table with Lin Jiajia?"
"Could it be Lin Jiajia's boyfriend?"
"Impossible, this Lin Jiajia is a well-known good girl, except that school is school, so many boys in our school pursue her, she didn't look at it, I guess this boy is Lin Jiajia's brother. ”
"Quite possibly. ”
"Lin Jiajia is the school flower of our school, if she is caught up by some boys, there will be a lot of boys in our school who will have insomnia. ”
"What's the use of being beautiful, just the conditions of her family, it is estimated that she will be married off by her family after finishing junior high school, and after a few years, she will have a child and her mother, and she will become a yellow-faced woman. ”
"Well, when she marries an old man, the expressions of the men who pursue her must be wonderful. ”
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Lin Jiajia's hearing is amazing, and she can naturally hear the discussion of male and female students who are also eating in this small restaurant.
Unexpectedly, Lin Jiajia was also named a "school flower" by the students in this junior high school, and there are many suitors.
It seems that her daughter-in-law is watching closely, but she can't let any wolf cub take it away.
Although the voices of these male and female students were very small, Lin Jiajia also faintly heard some of them.
"Uncle, I didn't fall in love at school, and I threw all the love letters that boys wrote to me in the trash. ”
Lin Jiajia was afraid that Uncle Pengfei would misunderstand, so she hurriedly said uneasily.
"Hehe, of course my uncle believes in Jiajia, Jiajia is my good daughter-in-law, how can she make friends with those bad students. ”
Lin Jiajia directly characterized the boys who wrote love letters to Lin Jiajia as bad students.
However, in other things, Lin Jiajia's heart is relatively big, but in this kind of thing, Lin Jiajia's heart is particularly small.
After thinking about it, Lin Jiajia said to Lin Jiajia: "Jiajia, we are good students, we can't associate with these bad students, but we must also save these bad students, so if there are bad students who write you love letters in the future, you don't throw them in the trash, just hand them over to the homeroom teacher, let the teacher educate them well, and strive to turn them into good students." ”
Lin Jiajia's trick is poisonous.
Whether it is junior high school or high school, it is forbidden for students to fall in love, and it is very strict in this area.
If the school knows that there is a student's early love, it is to meet the parents, and in serious cases, it will be expelled.
Lin Jiajia is going to put those potential opponents to death!
I have to say that Lin Jiajia's heart is dark!
"Hmm!"
Lin Jiajia nodded in response.
Although Lin Jiajia knew in her heart that it was a little inauthentic to do this, she was her uncle's daughter-in-law, so she had to listen to her uncle.
If there is any boy who sends him a love letter in the future, then I can't help it!
"This is my good daughter-in-law, by the way, in the future, eat less pickles and salted duck eggs in school, eating too many of these pickled products is not good for your health, you are still growing now, you have to eat more fresh meat and vegetables, the money is gone, tell your uncle." ”
Lin Jiajia remembered that she had just heard these students say that Lin Jiajia ate pickles and salted duck eggs at school, and immediately explained to Lin Jiajia.
If you eat too much of this pickled product, it is really bad for the body and is easy to cause cancer.
"Well, uncle, you've already given me a lot of money, enough for me to talk in school. ”
Lin Jiajia hurriedly said.
In the morning, my uncle gave himself 300 yuan, so much money that he couldn't spend all the fish and meat every day at school.
Of course, Lin Jiajia can't be big fish and meat every day, in order to let her uncle see that she is always beautiful, Lin Jiajia has to maintain a good figure.
Although Uncle only said that he didn't like girls who were too thin, he didn't say that he liked girls who were too fat, so he had to control his figure.
If you really want to die one day and eat a fat girl, uncle he doesn't like himself, and he really has no place to cry.
What's more, do you want to be a star in the future?
"That's right, if the money is not enough to spend, use the mobile phone> Lin Jiajia said with satisfaction.
In order to see her little daughter-in-law often in the future, Lin Jiajia asked Lin Jiajia to install WeChat on her mobile phone, and also bound her bank card to her WeChat, Lin Jiajia will spend money in the future, and she can also use > finally had a beautiful little daughter-in-law, Lin Jiajia really hurt to the bone marrow.
"Well, uncle, you're so good to me!"
Lin Jiajia's eyes were red with emotion, and the tears were about to fall.
"Okay, why are you crying, pull like this, uncle will tell you a joke. ”
Seeing that Lin Jiajia's eyes were red, Lin Jiajia said helplessly.
This woman is made of water, and these tears come as soon as they are spoken.
"Uncle, what story are you telling me?"
Lin Jiajia wiped her tears and looked at Lin Jiajia expectantly.
This little girl, it's a little girl, and the speed at which she changes her face is too fast.
"One day the mosquito and the praying mantis went to peek at a woman's bath, and the mosquito said proudly: Look, I took two bites on her chest ten years ago, and now it is so swollen...... the mantis said unconvinced, what is that, I stabbed her in both legs ten years ago, and she is still bleeding every month."
Lin Jiajia didn't have any good jokes except for some meat jokes, so he said to Lin Jiajia a meat joke that he thought was particularly interesting.
After listening to Uncle Pengfei's so-called jokes, Lin Jiajia blushed terribly.
Uncle Pengfei ...... How could he tell himself that......
You're still young, okay?
Lin Jiajia felt that her face was hot.
Halfway through, Lin Jiajia blushed and whispered, "Uncle...... You're so nasty!"
"That...... Just kidding, let's have a chicken leg!"
Lin Jiajia only remembered at this time that Lin Jiajia was still a junior high school student, and she told her that these things were a little too advanced.
Looking at the table, Lin Jiajia hurriedly sandwiched chicken legs on Lin Jiajia's bowl to resolve the embarrassment.
"Hmm!"
Lin Jiajia blushed and lowered her head to eat chicken legs.
"Jiajia!"
"Jiajia, why are you here?"
At this moment, the voices of two immature girls came.
Ye Rongrong saw that two girls who were about the same age as Lin Jiajia walked towards his table.
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Sorry, the second one was later.