"Thank you so much just now, I didn't expect him to ......" Ding Chen lowered her head, making her feel very embarrassed to trouble others.

"Hmph! This kind of old whore, if you don't teach him a lesson, he will only get worse. ”

"You are a student of this school, if you offend him, I'm afraid there will be trouble, I hurt you!" Ding Chen's head was lowered, but she didn't even have the ability to protect herself now, so it was even more impossible to help him.

"Don't worry, there are too many people who want to deal with me, no more than him, no less than him. Chu Wufeng said indifferently, "Where are you going?" ”

"Poof! You're really a lot of lice, and you're not afraid of bites. Ding Chen sneered, shook his hand again and again, "No, no, I'm sorry to trouble you, the infirmary is in front, I'll just go over by myself." ”

"You're the doctor on duty in the infirmary? I'm here for you, and I'm lucky. Chu Wufeng said with a smile, and then led her over to disinfect Su Lexi's wounds.

In the afternoon, it was a placement test, Chu Wufeng had Su Tianhai as a big backstage, and whether he took the test or not, he would be divided into Su Lexi's class, but in order not to fall behind, Chu Wufeng still followed everyone to take the exam.

The invigilator, who happened to be the dean of students, threw down a stack of test papers on the podium as soon as he entered the classroom, and reprimanded him with his right hand on his hip.

"Ugly words ahead, I hate people cheating the most, if I find out, I will be expelled!"

"The squad leader has a curly hair. ”

When the test paper was sent, Chu Wufeng glanced at it a few times, the content was very basic, for him, writing this paper was the same as a college student writing elementary school homework, but in order not to be too eye-catching, he also deliberately filled in a few wrong questions.

The Dean of Students patrolled to his seat and threw something on his desk.

Before Chu Wufeng could see it clearly, the dean suddenly shouted loudly, "I just ordered you three times, and you dare to cheat!"

"Let's see what this is, this is a Bluetooth headset!"

"Do you think you can escape my eyes by cheating with high technology?" The teaching director looked like a villain, and kept slandering Chu Wufeng.

When the students in the class heard the words of the teaching director, they all looked at Chu Wufeng and whispered.

"No wonder he's so good in the morning, it turns out to be cheating, it seems that the soup song is also memorized by cheating. ”

"It's just, how can anyone memorize that thing upside down, it's simply unscientific!"

Chu Wufeng played with the Bluetooth headset that the teaching director used to slander him, and with a force on his hand, it suddenly shattered into several pieces.

"Yo, you still want to destroy the corpses, it's too late, you better get out of the school quickly, don't pollute the air here." "The dean of teaching's facial features was so excited that he twisted, as long as he could drive Chu Wufeng away, he would not even be a student of this school at that time, and no one would believe what he said at all.

"According to what you said, I don't have any cheating tools now, right?" Chu Wufeng asked with a slight tangle of his mouth.

"You think you can clear your name by breaking the cheating tool?

"No, no, no, you're mistaken, I'm here to be sure, you can't slander me. A flash of light flashed in Chu Wufeng's eyes.

"What do you mean?" said a hint of panic in the dean's eyes, as if a secret had been revealed.

"I'll show you what cheating is!" Chu Wufeng sneered, threw the test paper on the table into the face of the teaching director, and began to recite the questions and answers of each question from his mouth.

The students in the class seemed to be stunned for a moment, and then began to quickly write and fill in the correct answers on the exam papers.

"Stop! You madman, stop!" The teaching director's face changed drastically, and he quickly wanted to cover Chu Wufeng's mouth, but Chu Wufeng began to walk around the classroom at random, and every time the teaching director wanted to catch him, Chu Wufeng's back was like having eyes, and he easily dodged.

The dean kept stopping everyone, "You are not allowed to write, otherwise I will sentence you to cheat, do you hear! And you, Chu Wufeng, you stop for me!!"

The angry and corrupt teaching director was like a clown, jumping up and down in the classroom, but he couldn't catch Chu Wufeng alive or dead.

As for the others, no one paid attention to what he said, but desperately wrote down the answers, for fear that they would not be able to pass the test because they did not memorize enough.

"Director Chen, what are you doing!! a voice like thunder exploded at the door of the classroom.

"Headmaster, I'm ......" The dean was so tired that he couldn't breathe, and then he was frightened by the principal, so he simply sat on the ground, pointed at Chu Wufeng and gritted his teeth, "He, he, he...... He cheats, and then he cheats with the whole class. ”

"Headmaster, do you think I need to cheat?" Chu Wufeng asked lightly.

"Of course not, how could Mr. Chu need to cheat. The principal hurriedly said with a haha, turned his head and glared at the dean, and said with a hint of anger in his tone, "You come with me!"

"Headmaster, I can testify that it's really Chu Wufeng cheating!" the dean shouted unwillingly.

"What about the evidence?"

The director of education just wanted to get the Bluetooth headset used to slander Chu Wufeng, but found that the headset had already been pinched into pieces by Chu Wufeng, so he had to hold a handful of pieces and walk up to the principal, "Principal, this is it." ”

"This?" the headmaster's face darkened, "Director, do you treat me as a criminal investigation officer or do you treat me as a fool and fool me with a handful of garbage?"

"No, no, principal, listen to me......" The dean of education still wanted to explain, but the principal didn't want to hear it at all.

The principal walked out of the classroom with his hands behind his back, and dropped a sentence, "Your director's position, someone will take over you tomorrow, have a good rest for a few days, I see that you are too tired." ”

When the dean heard this, he sat down on the ground in disbelief.

After a while, he immediately got up and hurried to the headmaster to beg for mercy.

The whole class also looked at Chu Wufeng in amazement as the principal and the dean of teaching left, and instantly included him in the list that must not be offended.

However, there was one exception, Su Lexi was sitting in his seat at the moment, his beautiful eyes were rippling, and he looked at Chu Wufeng's back in surprise, from the beginning of looking down on this rascal, until now, Su Lexi found that he didn't know him more and more.

This man, what else can't be?

"It's all said, don't worship brother, brother is just a legend. Chu Wufeng leaned against the wall and teased, "Let's go, spring hasn't arrived yet." ”

"Bastard! you have just made spring, your whole family is spring!!" Su Lexi instantly had no good impression of this rascal, she wanted to cook a dish now.

Hand tearing Chu Wufeng!!

Chu Wufeng drove the car, and when he saw Su Lexi's puffed face, he asked, "What makes you so unhappy?" ”

"No, concentrate on driving your car!" Su Lexi didn't want to talk to this bastard, he couldn't take advantage of it every time, so he just didn't talk about it.

Subsequently, she realized that she had underestimated Chu Wufeng's provocative ability.

"It's a shame that there are no jokes that make me happy, but I recently saw a funny joke that I'll tell you. Chu Wufeng was full of interest.

Anyway, being idle is idle, so Su Lexi agreed.

"A girl...... A girl who is similar to you, walking at night, met a female ghost, the female ghost brushed off the hair covering her face, and said to the girl: Beautiful woman, you see I have no face...... Guess what that girl said?"

Chu Wufeng didn't wait for Su Lexi to answer, so he continued to talk to himself, "That girl pulled her clothes up and said to the female ghost: What is this, you see I don't have breasts! Hahahaha...... Isn't it funny, it's exactly like you. ”

The more Su Lexi listened, the more wrong he became, and when he heard the last sentence, the whole person exploded directly, "Get out!"

"Squeak!" The piercing brake sound suddenly sounded, and due to inertia, Su Lexi's whole person pounced forward and crashed into all kinds of meat.

"Chu Wufeng, what the hell are you going to do!!

Chu Wufeng opened the car door without hesitation, got out of the car, stood by the door and said to Su Lexi, "Didn't you tell me to get out?"

"You !!" Su Lexi was so angry that he couldn't do anything, because this bastard got out of the car and took the car keys away by the way!

"You win! Get back in the driver!"

Chu Wufeng returned to the cab in a daze, slowly fastened his seat belt, and instructed Su Lexi, "Get ready." ”

"What?" Before Su Lexi could react, the car flew out like a rocket again.

"Bang!" Su Lexi was once again thrown on his back.

"Chu Wufeng, you bastard!! Su Lexi pulled out his seat belt from the side and tried hard to fasten it.

"You must have done it on purpose! Don't say it when you wear your seatbelt, you have to wait until you drive......

However, just after Chu Wufeng said a few words, Su Lexi immediately shut up.