Chapter 60: The Incident of Splashing Manure
After Zhang Yang got out of the car, he came to a cleaner who was digging feces in a public toilet at this time, looking at each other, with a smile on the corner of Zhang Yang's mouth.
"Young man, why did you become a teenager digging dung at such a young age?" Zhang Yang came to the other party, frowning slightly, sniffing the pungent smell in the air, almost making him vomit all the food he ate last night.
"You are paralyzed, if Lao Tzu had the ability and ability, why would he dig dung here? You are blind, if it weren't for the fact that there are more rich people in this world who exploit our poor, I wouldn't have fallen to such a state. The young man turned his head and looked at Zhang Yang with an indignant look, as if he was lamenting the injustice of this world.
"You can't say that, although these guys are a bunch of scum, but since people can become rich, it makes sense, isn't it, young man, I see that you look good, why don't we talk about a business?" Zhang Yang didn't want to beat everyone to death with a stick, but he was also a little rich now.
"Of course, don't look at who I am, my appearance is not wrong, I must be handsome!" The smug look on the young man's face made Zhang Yang really speechless, and he couldn't help but scold in his heart: With your broken looks, you take it seriously when you say that you are handsome.
"Then why don't I say you're handsome, and you give me a hundred yuan?!, no, no, I say you're handsome, I'll give you a hundred yuan, of course, this must be after we negotiate a good business, how about it?" Zhang Yang glanced at the Phoenix Jewelry Store in front of him, which was full of people at this time, and it seemed that the business was not bad.
"What business?" The young man looked at Zhang Yang with a wary face, he didn't believe that there was a pie in this world for nothing, if he wanted to get something, he had to pay something, although the five hundred yuan was almost equivalent to his week's salary, but it was always right to be cautious.
"I said, can you not be so vigilant, the most basic trust between people who say good?" Zhang Yang is full of black lines, although this matter is indeed a little lacking in morality, but this can't be blamed on him, this is Li Qiang's first trouble.
"You don't fool me so much, if you have something to say, if it's okay, don't bother me. The young man looked at Zhang Yang impatiently and said angrily.
"That's the case, what about you later, carrying a load of dung, and then deliberately falling at the door of the Phoenix Jewelry Store, the five hundred yuan is yours, of course, now I can only give you two hundred, and the remaining three hundred will be given to you after you finish the work, how about it, can you do this?" Zhang Yang didn't bother to talk nonsense to him, and directly told his purpose.
", you kid is really lacking in morality, throwing feces at the door of someone's company, I guess only you can think of it, but well, Gaga, I still like this business very much, you wait, I'll do it." The young man laughed twice, snatched the two hundred yuan from Zhang Yang's hand, and continued to dig dung.
Seeing this, Zhang Yang smiled and said, "Seeing that the cooperation between us is so pleasant, I will give you the three hundred yuan first, and I will watch your good show from the side." After that, Zhang Yang gave the remaining three hundred yuan to the other party, on such a hot day, Zhang Yang was really a little unhappy to let him wait for this guy here.
"Okay, boss, I'll do it, you just wait to see the show." The young man smiled triumphantly and continued to dig manure.
Zhang Yang saw that after this guy had taken out the dung, he carried a load of smoky dung and walked towards the Phoenix Jewel in a hurry.
"Brother Zhang Yang, you really lack morality, but this idea is really good, hahaha. Zhang Yang had just come to the car, and Wang Xinyi, who was sitting in the passenger seat, immediately raised a middle finger at him and laughed.
"Haha, don't you look at who your brother Zhang Yang is, I'm looking forward to it, what will Li Qiang's father look like when he sees this scene later. Zhang Yang looked proud.
Zhang Yang and Wang Xinyi hid in the car, looking at the next performance of the dung-digging boy with some expectation.
I saw this guy carrying a load of dung, quickly came to the door of the Phoenix Jewelry Store, some customers around smelled the pungent smell in the air, and they all looked disgusted, some people originally planned to enter the Phoenix Jewelry Store to buy jewelry, but as soon as they smelled this smell, they immediately turned around and left.
"Let one go, let one let ......" the dung digging boy shouted loudly while carrying the dung.
A middle-aged man in a suit at the Phoenix Jewelry Store changed his face slightly when he smelled this pungent smell, and he turned around and walked out directly, intending to scold this guy.
But just as he walked out angrily, the dung boy slipped under his feet, and the dung on his shoulder immediately splashed at the gate of the Phoenix Jewelry Store, and the dung also splashed the middle-aged man.
", isn't this Li Yuejin, the boss of Phoenix Jewelry?" Wang Xinyi, who was sitting in the car, saw this scene and immediately exclaimed.
"What? This is Li Yuejin, the boss of Phoenix Jewelry, Li Qiang's father?" Zhang Yang was also dumbfounded, but after a closer look, this middle-aged man and Li Qiang's appearance were really somewhat similar.
"Tsk, it's fun, hahaha. Zhang Yang looked at Li Yuejin's face at this time, his eyes were burning with anger, as if he wanted to kill the dung-digging boy in front of him.
And at this time, there are still some customers who saw this scene, took out their mobile phones, and hurriedly took pictures and posted them on the Internet.
On this day, there were two big news in the jewelry store in Linjiang City, one of which was naturally the famous jewelry, and the other was the current news.
The CEO of a dignified Phoenix jewelry store was splashed with dung by a young man who digs dung at the door of his store, which is very classic news.
Seeing that he seemed to be in trouble, the young man who dug up the dung saw that he seemed to have a big deal, his face changed, and he quickly got up and came to the middle-aged man, took out a sweat towel, and wanted to wipe the dung on Li Yuejin's body, and apologized in his mouth: "I'm really sorry, boss, I didn't mean to, I'll wipe you clean......"
It's just that the more he wipes it, the stronger the pungent smell becomes, and in an instant, all the customers in the jewelry store scatter one after another, standing in the distance, watching this good scene.
"Get out!" Li Yuejin finally got angry, and shouted angrily at the dung-digging boy in front of him.
"Okay, okay, I'll get out!" The dung-digging boy threw down the sweat towel in his hand, didn't even want the burden on the ground, and turned around and ran into the distance.
He earned 500 yuan just now, and a burden is not worth anything at all, and even if it is gone, he can go directly to the company to get it.
Seeing the back of this dung-digging boy disappearing, Li Yuejin was almost scolding his mother, and he wanted to kill this guy, but now he knew very well that if he continued to stand here, he would ensure that tomorrow's news would be even hotter.
After thinking about it for half a year, Li Yuejin quickly stopped a taxi, and when he was about to take a taxi home to clean up, the taxi driver didn't like him at all and drove away directly.
He stopped several cars in a row, and people ignored him, this time Li Yuejin became even more popular, he was a dignified boss, and he didn't even take a taxi to him, which was so embarrassing.
"Wait, I'll give you a thousand yuan to send me home!" Li Yuejin stopped a taxi again at this time, and regretted it a little in his heart, if he knew that this was the case, he shouldn't have lent the car to his son to drive out today, but now it's okay, he takes a taxi and everyone pulls him.
"You just give 10,000, and I won't pull you, in vain, a person covered in dung!" The taxi stopped the car, rolled down the window, stared at Li Yuejin with an unhappy face, and then left, leaving after he finished speaking, letting Li Yuejin stand in place and keep stomping his feet.
"Hahaha, this is so fun, Brother Zhang Yang, next time there is such a fun thing, remember to bring me to watch a good show." Wang Xinyi in the car, holding her lower abdomen with her hands at this time, tears of laughter came out.
"How can this be said to be a play, this is called a report and a report, who let his son trouble me first, and I didn't expect Li Yuejin to be shot while lying down. Zhang Yang's face was black, but the smile on the corner of his mouth betrayed the satisfaction in his heart at this time.
"What are you looking at, haven't you seen it?" Li Yuejin couldn't help but curse when he saw more and more people staring at him from afar, and after speaking, he turned around and walked directly towards the Phoenix Jewel.
Since there was no one to send him home now, he had to go to the toilet in the store to get it done, but as soon as he entered the jewelry store, even the employees in the store covered their noses and stayed away from him.
"Why don't you hurry up and let someone clean up those things at the door of the store, and go out to buy me a set of clothes by the way!" Li Yuejin almost scolded his mother at this time, these employees knew how to take his salary all day long and did not do their jobs.
Looking at the embarrassed appearance of the Phoenix Jewelry Store at this time, Zhang Yang knew that his goal had been achieved, and there was no need to continue to stay here, so he turned around and drove away.
"Xinyi, can you stop laughing, the underwear is exposed, and she is still laughing. Along the way, Wang Xinyi's laughter never stopped, and Zhang Yang rolled his eyes angrily.
"Hahaha...... Brother Zhang Yang, you're making me laugh for a while, and now there's no one else here anyway, just look at it, anyway, I wish you could see it, if only you could touch it. Wang Xinyi laughed regardless of her image, and smiled at Zhang Yangjiao.
Seeing that Wang Xinyi was playing with a scoundrel again, Zhang Yang quickly closed his mouth, stopped talking, and said these things to a tough girl like Wang Xinyi, he would suffer a big loss.
"Xinyi, have you saved me today's information about Phoenix Jewelry? After a while, I will still be of great use, so don't lose it for me. Zhang Yang did not forget to remind Wang Xinyi of this matter, but he planned to wait until he came back from Macau to buy Phoenix Jewelry, but if he did not have these materials, it would be illegal to forcibly buy them.
"Don't worry, Brother Zhang Yang, don't you know what I'm doing?!" Wang Xinyi patted her chest with a look of reassurance.
Looking at Wang Xinyi's appearance, Zhang Yang almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood, Wang Xinyi was doing something, he really didn't believe it, but just as Zhang Yang was about to drive back to Yang Ming's jewelry store seriously, his eyes were staring at the street in front of him, and he suddenly stepped on the brakes under his feet.