Fat dog, what his real name is, even he doesn't remember.

This nickname has been with him for as long as he can remember, for no other reason, the face like the twin brother of the Shar Pei, the body fatter than a pig, it is really impossible to think of a more apt nickname.

Although he looks strange and laughs, the fat dog has the opportunity of the protagonist.

When his mother gave birth to him, a vision fell from the sky, and in June, it snowed, and a pack of wild dogs barked in front of his house for three days and three nights and refused to leave.

When he was seven years old, he went up the mountain to chop firewood and got lost, and met a monk with a fat head and big ears, and exchanged his two days of dry food for the monk to use his magical powers to open up the second pulse of Rendu.

When he was thirteen years old, he fell into the dung pit because he was too sleepy when he was squatting, but in a hurry, he caught a rusty iron box in the crack of the stone at the bottom of the dung pit, and got a volume of cheats called Tengu Dafa!

It is also this Tiangu Dafa that made him, who has always had inferiority, embark on the road of martial arts.

And today, in the face of the snakeskin brigade monster girl who became famous in World War I and everyone was afraid of, he still did not flinch.

Because in the eyes of the fat dog, this so-called weird girl is nothing more than a boast, and the guy who was punched away must be the nursery she invited.

Hmph! I want to deceive the fat dog brother with an IQ of 255 with this clumsy trick?

Make a name for yourself today!

The fat dog has his hands in his trouser pockets, and the wrinkles on his face are staggered and horizontal like mountains and rivers, and even his facial features are difficult to distinguish at a glance, except for a wrinkled face, he can't see anything clearly.

"You are Feng Xiaoxiao, who is known as the One-Punch Man of the Snakeskin Brigade?"

The sound of the fat dog urn and the sound of the urn came out. Feng Xiaoxiao looked at the fat dog's strange face with a curious expression, and couldn't help but be surprised when he couldn't see where the voice came from for a long time.

The more I look at this face, the more it looks like a cage of fresh large intestines, which is really ...... It's so ugly! It makes you want to step on it hard.

"What are you looking at?" The fat dog hates others staring at him with strange eyes, in his opinion, isn't he just ugly?

Feng Xiaoxiao waved his hand and said, "Oh, it's okay." I'll take a look, don't you mind!

"Hmph! Others are afraid of you, but my fat dog is not afraid of you! I can tell you, the fat dog brother will not show mercy. The fat dog twisted his wrist, shook his head, and the skin on his face collided together to make an indecent sound of "popping".

The fat dog didn't say much, took two steps back, climbed the ring pillar with difficulty, his feet forked on the bungee ropes on both sides of the ring, his buttocks rose high, his waist slowly sank, and his hands were placed on his chest in the shape of dog shavings. shouted loudly in his mouth: "The first form of the Tengu Dafa - the fierce dog exhibition ......"

The "wings" in the fat dog's mouth have not yet been spoken, and the feet suddenly slipped, and there was a standard one-word horse, and the fat dog suddenly felt that the roots of his legs seemed to be torn, and there was a sharp pain, and his mouth suddenly let out a scream, and his head turned down, and he hit the ring straight down.

"Ahh Looking at that painful posture, nine times out of ten it is useless.

"You don't matter, do you want me to help you contact the crematorium?" Feng Xiaoxiao was speechless, thinking that this guy would make some terrible moves, but he pulled his pants before he could fight.

"You...... You're cheating! I remember you! You're waiting, you're ...... Next time, I will definitely not let you go again. The fat dog rolled all over the ground, held back this sentence with difficulty, rolled off the ring, and went alone to break his mind.

The forest is big, and there are all kinds of birdmen.

The referee shook his head helplessly and directly announced that Feng Xiaoxiao had won.

Victory is sometimes as simple as that.

At this time, on the 22nd ring, Sun Chouchou also ushered in his first battle.

The opponent was actually a member of the Black Prison, nicknamed Thunder Tiger.

According to the news that Mr. Bao heard, this guy was a boxer before, and his sex was like fire, and he was a real reckless man. Such a person never knows how to show mercy to his subordinates in the ring, and anyone who fights against him will either die or be injured! Of course, this injury belongs to the kind that cannot be cured. It is said that the opponent in the last game was directly broken by him and shattered 80% of the bones in his body, and finally died.

The thunder tiger leopard-headed ape has a tall body, and the pimples and flesh on his body look seeping, and he stands in the ring like a legendary god of war, and the heavy murderous aura that is deliberately exuded hits the face, knocking on the hearts of every audience.

In contrast, Sun Chouchou is a little out of the table.

Not to mention his strange dress. On that body, it is estimated that the weight of less than 1.7 meters is definitely only three digits, and he is hunched over his waist, looking like a thin dog standing up from a distance. Compared with Thunder Tiger, it suddenly formed a stark contrast, and it is no exaggeration to say that Thunder Tiger can swallow him into his stomach in one bite.

Not to mention others, even Qin Lang, who was the captain of the snakeskin brigade, was ten thousand dismissive of him.

For the safety of Sun Chou's life, Qin Lang couldn't help but persuade: "Chouchou, if you can't do it, if you really can't do it, let's admit defeat, right?" Really, stay in the green mountains without worrying about running out of firewood. ”

"Woo woo woo...... Oh drip's life is stunned, wow, someone else ...... Look down on Russia, even you look down on Russia...... Wow wow, wow...... Russia is not alive......" Sun Chouchou snorted a handful of tears, held the filial son in his arms, sat on the ground and kicked around, like a child who had been robbed of a lollipop, looking miserable. I love to read Chinese

This cry immediately attracted a lot of spectators, and everyone only said that Qin Lang was bullying the honest man, and immediately began to verbally attack him.

Qin Lang instantly lost his sympathy for Sun Chouchou, where did he care whether he lived or died, and waved his hand: "Forget it...... When I didn't say. There you go. If you hang it, I will burn paper for you during the New Year's holidays. ”

When he learned that his opponent was a member of the snakeskin team, Lei Hu was so happy in his heart! This team was rumored to be amazing, and it was said that all the team members were top masters, and he could finally have a good fight!

However, when he saw the opponent standing in front of him clearly, his face, which was still smiling, suddenly became cloudy, and it collapsed in an instant.

Nima's, what kind of chicken feather thing is this TM? Crying and crying along the way, snot and tears flew together, as if someone had ruined him, dressed strangely, the most speechless thing is that this guy shook three times in one step, trembling and trembling, looking like he was over-masturbating and seriously suffering from kidney deficiency, where did he seem to have any combat effectiveness?

That's it, and he deserves to be his opponent?

Lei Hu is even confident that he can punch this guy through with one punch.

"Is there no one in the snakeskin brigade, and send you such a waste to die?" said Lei Hu with a cold face.

Sun Chouchou raised his head, burst into tears, and said while wiping his tears and snot: "Woo woo...... There's no way! What is the bitterness of Russia's stunned life! Woo woo woo woo...... Russia doesn't want to fight you! Or ...... You're going to make Oh Wow?"

Lei Hu's heart was irritated by Sun Chou's cry, where do you care so much? Without waiting for the referee to give orders, he roared, jumped forward, and slashed Sun Chou's slender and dirty neck with a fierce machete.

"Woooooooooo......oo You are so stunned that you are vicious! Russia and you have no grievances, why do you want to fight Russia...... Oh my God, Oh my God, Wow, ......Wow, Wow,

No one could see the movements under Sun Chou's feet, as if he only moved once, and it seemed to turn countless times in an instant. Lei Hu was bound to get a machete hand that missed, and Sun Chouchou came behind Lei Hu unpredictably, and the filial piety flag in his hand seemed to be directly pumping towards Lei Hu's back with a gust of yin wind.

This time he was weak and powerless, Lei Hu didn't dodge, he resisted with his strong back, and his backhand was a cannon fist, and the fist hit Sun Chouchou's belly with a strong wind. If it is smashed this time, Sun Chouchou will at least have a perforated stomach, and it is possible to kill him with one punch.

However, he still underestimated Sun Chouchou's strength too much, just when his fist was about to touch Sun Chouchou's belly. Sun Chou's body suddenly bowed back, his left foot lightly, and the whole person instantly slipped back more than three meters, and he was already out of the attack range of the Thunder Tiger.

"Ma De, what are you running, what are you running, it's a gentleman, and you will fight with Lao Tzu in a dignified manner!" Lei Hu rushed towards Sun Chouchou again with red eyes, and at this moment he had only one thought in his mind - kill! Kill this annoying guy.

"Woooooooooo......oo Russia has had no father or mother since he was a child, and when he finally grew up, you want to beat me again...... Wow wow...... Where can the body of the Russian drop stand wow......"

Sun Chouchou's feet moved quickly, like stepping on a hot wheel, rotating around Lei Hu's tall body, every time Lei Hu's moves were wide open and closed, he obviously felt that he could succeed, but every time he would be a little bit worse, which made him wonder if he was hallucinating, otherwise how could he be only so little short every time?

"Fuck your mother, I'm annoyed! Die! Die to my son!"

"Bang" The filial piety banner in Sun Chouchou's hand hit Lei Hu's head again, and Lei Hu finally found an opportunity to hit Sun Chouchou's chest with an elbow blow sideways.

Sun Chouchou's body suddenly rolled to the corner like a ball, and a mouthful of blood spurted out of "wow", staining half of the filial piety flag. The hat on his head also fell to the edge of the ring.

Li Laodao waved the dust in his hand, and said with a smile on his face: "Okay, the overall situation has been decided! ”

As the saying goes, take advantage of your illness and kill you.

Lei Hu struck a blow, and he was immediately overjoyed. Just about to stride forward and kick this annoying guy with a kick. He was surprised to find that he couldn't move!

Damn! What's going on?

Lei Hu was shocked, looked up and looked around, and found that his limbs and neck were actually firmly tied by iron chains, and there were four strange things standing in the four corners of the south, east, west, and northwest that were dressed like Sun Chouchou and couldn't see their faces clearly, and there was even a huge skull on his head that was bubbling with black gas! The skull had an iron chain in its mouth, and the other end of the iron chain was tied to his neck.

Lei Hu is an atheist, so naturally he doesn't believe in ghosts. But no matter how much he struggled, his body couldn't move at all!

And the people under the ring looked at Lei Hu with wide-eyed eyes and salivating at the corners of his mouth, standing in the middle of the ring like a fool. This guy suddenly seemed to have lost his soul, and he didn't win any victories in his hand, which was really shocking.

"Woooooooooo......oo Why are you stunned...... "Sun Chouchou got up from the corner of the ring with difficulty, wiped the blood from the corner of his mouth, held on to the railing and said: "Woo woo, you hit Russia so hard...... Several ancestors of the Russian family will definitely not let you go easily......"

"What's going on?" Although Qin Lang knew that Sun Chou's cry had some effect on people, it wasn't enough to make people have a mental breakdown, could it be that there were other ways in this?

"Hehe, it's just right, Dao Ye will let you increase your knowledge today!"

Li Laodao stood in front of Wang Xinnan and Qin Lang with a smile, and took out two willow leaves from his sleeves like a trick, pinched the trick with both hands, and said something in his mouth.

Suddenly, the fingers of both hands lightly touched the willow leaves, and his mouth shouted: "Xian!"

The two who took the willow leaf took the willow leaf to their eyes suspiciously, looked up at the ring again, and suddenly felt excited.

Rao is two people are not afraid of heaven and earth, and they can't help but burst out at the same time: "!"