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After two bowls of fairy wine, Ning Tao was really a little floating, seeing things a little ghostly, and his thinking was getting more and more sluggish, no matter what he did or said, his reaction was a beat and a half a beat slower.
If it was ordinary wine, his spiritual power would have started to automatically relieve hangover, but this fairy wine is not an ordinary wine, regardless of whether it is a wine brewed by demon immortals, just from the point of view of its benefits of washing the marrow and nourishing aura, his spiritual power will not automatically relieve hangover. After all, it is a peerless wine in the cultivation world, and it must have a unique secret method. Besides, in ancient times, it was worth a thousand gold wine, wouldn't it be a pity to solve it?
But even if he was drunk, Ning Tao still insisted on chasing him to the patio with Qing, kneeling side by side, ready to worship heaven and earth.
"Sister, you also come to worship heaven and earth. Qing Chai beckoned Bai Jing again.
"This ...... Isn't this okay?" Bai Jing said this, but she still walked over, hesitated, and refused to kneel.
"Sister, you and I are as close as one person, I worship heaven and earth, but you don't worship heaven and earth, how can this work? You kneel down quickly, don't neglect this heaven and this earth. Saying that, Qing Chai didn't wait for Bai Jing to show an attitude, grabbed Bai Jing's hand and dragged it to the ground.
Bai Jing knelt on the ground and tilted her head to look at Ning Tao: "Brother-in-law, this won't affect you and your sister to worship heaven and earth, right?"
"No...... Hey...... Impact...... "Ning Tao couldn't speak clearly, where did he have any opinions." If you hear it one second, you won't know what it is the next.
Qing Chai said loudly: "Today, my sister and my husband worship heaven and earth together, heaven and earth are proof, and the three of us are together for life......"
Boom!
Ning Tao's head hit the ground, and Qing Chai and Bai Jing also followed closely and kowtowed three times. Ning Tao froze after knocking one, but Qing chased him up and made up two more knocks.
Then he bowed to the high hall.
Qing Chai is a natural demon, fatherless and motherless, Ning Tao's parents died, Bai Jing put two chairs and made two cups of tea instead.
Qing Chai and Ning Tao knelt in front of the two chairs, and Qing Chai said again: "Sister, you also come to kneel, my husband's parents are also my parents, which is equivalent to your parents, you are my sister, you should also come to worship." ”
Bai Jing looked at Ning Tao again: "Brother-in-law, do you have no opinion?"
Ning Tao shook his head: "No...... See. ”
He missed a single word in all three words, and then leaned to the ground. Qing Chai hurriedly held him up, pressed Ning Tao's neck and kowtowed to the ground, kowtowing while saying: "Father, Mother, sister and I are married to Brother Ning, and the two elders are in the spirit of heaven, please accept the three of us to worship......
After the three knocks, Ning Tao was already lying on the ground.
If he recites "Your Sutra" when he drinks the second bowl of fairy wine, no matter which of the four sentences can make him sober up. But he didn't read it, yes, today is a good day for him and Qing Chai to get married, drink some wine and chant to sober up, it will be too boring. But now, even if he wanted to sober up, he couldn't do anything, because he could miss a word in a sentence of three words, and how could he read the scriptures of the cross sentence clearly?
"Sister, congratulations on finally marrying a good husband. Bai Jing stretched out her hand to hold Qing Chai in her arms, her beautiful eyes were full of tears, happy and sad.
Qing Chai said in Bai Jing's ear: "Our sisters swore that if we want to marry, we will marry the same person, I married Brother Ning today, you also drank a bowl of wine with Brother Ning, and worshiped heaven and earth and Gaotang, you are equivalent to marrying Brother Ning." ”
Bai Jing smiled bitterly: "I'm just having fun and having fun, he won't take it seriously when he wakes up." Leave my business alone, go and have sex with your man. Today is a rare opportunity, if the woman who sells ice cream is out of the customs, I am afraid that your good deeds will be yellow again. ”
Qing Chai's face was already full of wine red, but when she said this, it became even redder: "Sister, what do you see you are talking about? ”
Bai Jing let go of Qing Chai and gently pushed her: "Go quickly, I'll clean up the dishes and chopsticks." ”
Qing Chai suddenly leaned into Bai Jing's ear and muttered something.
Bai Jing's beautiful eyes suddenly widened, and her eyes also fell on Ning Tao's body, which was so strange......
If Ning Tao was sober at this time, he would definitely be curious why he was drunk, but Qing Chai and Bai Jing were still sober. However, it was clear that this answer would not have come to his mind automatically.
In a daze, Ning Tao felt that his body was suspended, and his body seemed to be wrapped in a soft cloud, which was indescribably comfortable and comfortable. Then, he felt that the clouds were flying towards him, and he smiled and said, "I'm an immortal...... Bai Yun, are you going to take me to the fairy world?"
"Husband, let's go back to our room. Qing Chai's voice was small.
Ning Tao heard it, but he forgot it, and he muttered in his mouth: "Where is the fairy world...... Immortals...... Where are the immortals...... Give it all to me...... I want to ask you something...... Why is it that people's hearts are worse than the other...... Amazing...... Why is it so difficult for me to earn some good thoughts...... You don't care...... You don't care about the way of this world...... What's the use of you immortals......"
After muttering these words, he felt in a daze that the clouds had landed, and although his back was still soft, it was a little different from the softness just now. But this feeling was forgotten in a blink of an eye, and he began to mumble again: "Dad, Mom, son...... Got married today...... Who is your daughter-in-law...... It's the green dragon...... Your sons are promising...... Hahaha...... Well, what about my daughter-in-law......"
"I'm here. Qing Chai's voice was as gentle as water, with a laugh.
Ning Tao wanted to open his eyes, but his eyelids were as heavy as lead, and he couldn't open them. He simply reached out to grab it, but he didn't know what he caught, causing a coquettish sound and a blow to his hand. But in that little bit of time, he felt as if he had found the cloud that carried him back.
Is it auspicious?
In a daze, Ning Tao felt that someone was helping him undress, and then he felt that something hot was swimming around his face, body, and legs. The heat finally made him sober up a little, and he barely opened his eyes a little, only to find that Qing Chai was wiping him with a hot towel, but after only opening it for a few seconds, his eyelids closed again, and he couldn't open them. The strength of the fairy wine is too strong, and ordinary people may be drunk to death if they drink one glass, and he drank two large bowls.
Faintly, he heard the sound of squirming, and a sentence came out of his mouth: "Qing Chai, where are you...... It's dark here...... I can't see anything...... Hey...... You can't see it......"
"Of course you can't see with your eyes closed, I'm here. Qing Chai's voice.
In a daze, Ning Tao felt something in his arms, and the auspicious cloud seemed to be back, and the cloud pressed him, pressing him hard, squeezing him. Before, it seemed that Yun'er was going to take him to the sky and to the mysterious fairy world, but now it seems that he is going to press into the dirt and take him to the underworld for a tour. But no matter what it feels to him, it feels clear one second, the next second it feels chaotic, and in the end he doesn't even know where his mind is flying.
Faintly, he heard some strange sounds again, as if an immortal was talking, and he said indistinctly: "Yes...... Immortals...... What are you talking about......"
The fairy didn't answer, but gagged him with something.
I don't know how long it took, but the cloud seemed to fly away, and then flew back again. In a daze, he entered the wonderful dream again, and the clouds seemed to carry him to fly and fly, first to the fairyland, and then to the underworld, he heard the fairy talking again, but he couldn't hear what the fairy said (tomorrow micro letter public account "Li Xianyu" updates this chapter, search and pay attention to free reading) ......
In the end, everything came to a standstill.
Time is unconscious for drunk people, and Ning Tao has not slept so sweetly for a long, long time. I don't know how long he slept, he felt a terrible pain in his waist and eyes, and it was this clear soreness and numbness that woke up his consciousness, he slowly opened his eyes, and then saw a person curled up in his arms, a woman. A green thread obscured his vision, and he couldn't see her face.
Ning Tao was stunned for a moment, and a vague memory immediately appeared in his mind, then he smiled bitterly, raised the hand that could still move, and slapped his forehead: "Damn it, last night was my wedding night, I was actually drunk, such an important thing...... I'm not even impressed!"
The woman in her arms moved, and a muffled voice came out of her mouth, but she couldn't hear what she said.
Ning Tao slapped her through the quilt: "Qing Chai, the sun is drying our butts, we should get up, otherwise your unserious sister will make fun of us." ”
"Who do you say is not serious?" the woman in her arms suddenly raised her head.
Seeing her face clearly, Ning Tao's jaw fell to the ground with a clatter, and after a second, he opened his mouth wide: "Ah-"
The scream flew through the roof tiles and into the sky. A flock of pigeons, which were flying over the roof, heard the sound and turned around and flew back without saying a word.
Not for anything else, just because the woman who was in the same bed with him and was still curled up in his arms to sleep was not Qing Chai, but the unserious woman he was talking about just now - Bai Jing!
Bai Jing looked at Ning Tao and said slowly: "You scream, you scream, even if you cut your throat, you can't change what has happened." ”
Ning Tao: "......"
"You're not screaming, then I'm calling. Bai Jing suddenly opened her mouth, "Ahhh
Ning Tao hurriedly stretched out his hand to cover Bai Jing's mouth, and said nervously: "You, don't scream, the people outside heard it and thought something terrible had happened in our family...... Wait a minute...... You and me...... Last night...... Nothing happened, did it?"
"See for yourself. Bai Jing said.
Ning Tao carefully lifted the quilt a little, and this look suddenly froze.
"It's happening, you big badass. Bai Jing stretched out her hand and scratched Ning Tao's nose.
"Where's Qing Chase?...... I'm going to ask her, what's going on here!" Ning Tao's head was in chaos.
But at this time, the door opened, and Qing walked in with a tray with two bowls of mash eggs, with a smile on his face: "Brother Ning, sister, are you awake? You should all be tired, don't get up, just eat these two bowls of mash eggs on the bed to make up for your body." ”
Ning Tao: "......"
Although he hasn't investigated yet, he feels that he has solved the case, that is, his new wife has set him up and caught him!
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