When the fellow sees the fellow, he opens his mouth and wakes!

After the corpse, Yu Kuncai recognized Qin Lang at a glance, and immediately became excited!

After Yang Tian let out a few wild dog-like howls, he took his group of subordinates, in front of everyone, and actually began to twist Yangge!

The barrel waist is twisted as if a small electric motor is installed, and a circle of fat on the belly rises and falls, slapping up and down, and the two legs are like knitting sweaters.

Is this really a zombie?

Qin Lang looked confused, turned his head, and found that his team members were smiling on their shoulders one by one, looking at the performance on the opposite side with interest.

There are even people like Li Laodao who don't know life and death, and they actually have the courage to take off their clothes and join the dance team!

Of course, the others were not idle, the fat man didn't know where to get a big bag of melon seeds, and one person gave a handful, as if watching a performance, squatting on the side of the road, while eating melon seeds, while watching their performance.

Chen Bushuai threw a betel nut into his mouth, chewed it and said, "Brother Lang, are you sure we're here to fight zombies?"

Qin Lang looked helpless: "How did I know it would be such a thing? Anyway, the big guys are idle, just take a look! But don't say it, these guys dance quite like that!"

"Yes, yes, look at that waist......! It's really hard to twist!" Chen Bushuai's eyes lit up green, and Qin Lang clearly found that he had set up a tent somewhere!

Hurriedly moved to the side, and said with a disgusted face: "I didn't expect you to like this tune?"

Chen Bushuai was not ashamed but proud, slapped his chest with a 'bang' sound, and said in his mouth: "So what? I am a man with iron bones! A real man should know a man! A man is a man on top of a man! Just a gun fights a bayonet, that's a pleasure! Forget it, no matter how much you talk to you, you won't understand! It is estimated that only sissies like women!"

Did you hear that? This is what a normal person said? And fight with a bayonet! If there are hemorrhoids, then you can't see blood with a knife, and the knife is critical? Thinking about that picture, I feel that it is infiltrating, and the chrysanthemum is even more chilled.

Qin Lang hurriedly shook his head: "If that's the case, I'd rather be a sissy! ”

The song and dance ended quickly, and the fat man immediately got up and took the lead in applauding.

In the applause, Yu Kuncai was even more proud! In front of everyone, he actually pulled down the skirt around his waist, and threw it in the sky, and the skirt immediately fluttered in the wind, revealing a pair of tattered red pants.

Chen Bushuai hurriedly went to pick him up, Qin Lang grabbed him tightly, and persuaded him bitterly: "Old Chen, I know you have a heavy taste, but ...... That's a zombie!"

Chen Bushuai didn't care and said: "We are all sons and daughters of the rivers and lakes, don't be too restricted......

Qin Lang was willing to let go: "That's right, but don't you feel disgusting?"

"Disgusting?" Chen Bushuai turned his face and glanced at Qin Lang, broke free from his claws, and said disdainfully: "I see you being tired of being with women all day long, that's what is called disgusting! You are completely perverted psychologically! What is so good about those weak girls? You have also made offspring! Really, your future is bleak!"

Well, you can do whatever you like!

For this steely, Qin Lang was destined to not be able to save him, so he had to let him go.

I saw Chen Bushuai lightly on the ground with one leg, and the moment his body jumped up, he didn't forget to shake the lid of the pot that he hadn't washed for at least a week. Looking at the dandruff flying all over the sky, Qin Lang suddenly dropped goosebumps on the ground.

"Yo yo, Chek fuss!"

Li Laodao danced more and more, and after a dance, he was still unsatisfied, so he actually stepped forward boldly, grabbed Yu Kuncai's bucket waist, and held his hands together, ready to have a ballroom dance.

However, Chen Bushuai was a little unhappy, rushed forward, and said with a displeased face: "Old Dao, you are not authentic! This is what my old Chen first took a fancy to! Do you know how to write the word Qianrang?"

Li Laodao also sank his face: "Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable! Lao Chen, you can eat indiscriminately, but you can't talk nonsense! This is our performance time, please don't come to mess around! Otherwise, don't blame Lao Dao for not thinking about brotherhood!"

"Am I messing around?" Chen Bushuai suddenly exploded, jumped to his feet and said: "I'll tell you, I'll count to five, you quickly take your dog's paws away! Otherwise, I'll blow your dog's head with one punch!"

"Hey, hey, just your little bit of Taoism, you still want to play tricks in front of the Taoist master? It seems that if I don't give you some color today, you don't know how smelly the stool in the pit is, right?"

As a generation of Hun people, when did Li Laodao ever be afraid of anyone? He pushed Yu Kuncai away, rolled up his sleeves and rushed forward, and punched Chen Bushuai in the eye socket. Chen Bushuai didn't have any defense, and his right eye instantly swollen.

"Mom, do you dare to beat the master?" Chen Bushuai suddenly became angry, where can he manage so much? Reaching out and grabbing the bun on Old Man Li's head.

"Mom, what can you do if you hit you?" Li Laodao naturally refused to suffer, and let out a snake-like scream in the crotch of his pants, and bent his right hand to grab Chen Bushuai's pot cover. Zero Long Literature Network

Chen Bushuai shouted: "You caterpillar! I won't spare you today!"

Li Laodao was not to be outdone: "You come! You come! Don't let go if you have the courage!"

The two of them are like Ah Q and Xiao D, four hands pull each other's two heads, both bent over, you go further I take a step back, I go further and you take a step back, you come and go after this, stand still in place, in the afterglow of the sunset reflects a funny rainbow shape.

"Damn, are you two drinking high or taking the wrong medicine?" Qin Lang was made to cry and laugh by these two shameless things, and hurriedly stepped forward to persuade: "Everyone is a comrade-in-arms and a brother! Why are you mourning for such a ...... that is neither male nor female?"

The two turned their faces at the same time and glared angrily at Qin Lang: "Who do you say is not a man or a woman?"

Qin Lang was stunned by him, and swallowed: "Uh...... I said myself. ”

"Hmph! You still have self-knowledge!" Li Laodao said at the same time, suddenly his knee pushed forward, Chen Bushuai's crotch was suddenly hit, and he screamed bitterly, and squatted down, but he still didn't let go.

Li Laodao's bun was grabbed by him, so he also squatted down.

The two of them are still the same as before, and neither of them will let go.

Soon, blood began to spill from both hands.

No, although these two guys are not in tune on weekdays, they are not going to fight each other to the death for such a small thing.

Observing the two carefully, Qin Lang finally found the clue, and at some point, the eyes of both of them became extremely excited, and their eyes were even darker!

Turning his head, Yu Kuncai, who was not far from them, was making strange movements in his hands!

Could it be ...... The two of them were controlled by that guy, otherwise how could they fight for a zombie?

Thinking of the abnormal actions of the two before, Qin Lang finally reacted.

Yes!

Unexpectedly, this hairy still has this trick!

But how do you crack this?

Next to him, Sun Chouchou sat on the ground, and cried: "Woo woo...... What are you doing? let go...... Don't want it!Woowoo...... Hungry and miserable!"

Then he heard a series of strange words come out of his mouth.

Qin Lang didn't dare to disturb and hurriedly stepped aside.

I vaguely remember that Li Laodao said before that Sun Chouchou can also call the soul technique, which can make delirious people sober up, and he also found the clue, so he began to do it.

"Quack!"

Yu Kuncai, who was on the other side, suddenly realized the crisis, and let out a strange scream in his mouth.

Then I saw the city management zombies under him screaming and screaming, and pounced on Sun Chouchou.

Qin Lang beckoned to the fat man: "Let's go up! Stop these guys! Buy time for the ugly!"

The fat man nodded, but did not answer, picked up the bricks on the ground, and rushed forward with a loud shout.

"Smack"

When the brick went down, the brick immediately split apart and exploded, and the chengguan who rushed to the front immediately fell to the ground.

However, to Qin Lang's surprise, the defense power of these chengguan was not ordinarily high! After eating the brick of the fat man, he quickly stood up again, and then continued to step forward.

"Damn! Brother Lang, what should I do! This thing is not dead or extinguished?" As the fat man spoke, he turned around, and his fat ass jerked, and he immediately overturned three or five chengguans, but they quickly got up again.

"What should I do? You ask me, who will I ask?" Qin Lang glanced at him, swept the several chengguan in front of him to the ground with a sweeping leg, and said in a deep voice: "This thing seems to be somewhat similar to zombies, first delay the time and let the ugly guy get those two fools to normalize." Maybe they have a way to deal with it. ”