Chapter 273: Women Are Like Tigers
As soon as these words came out, the two of them finally reacted, and immediately responded: "Where are you going?
"I'm going, take me there!"
I waved my hand and said, "What's wrong with you two in the past two days?
Wu Lingna hurriedly shook her head and said, "Don't ask so much first, you just came back, where are you going again?"
I waved my hand and said, "What's the situation now? How can I still have time to study, it may take a few months to go out this time, so I came to tell you." ”
As soon as these words came out, Jin Qiao'er immediately jumped up to me, pulled my sleeve and said, "Suka, no matter where you go, you have to take me and Nana with you, and we will never be separated from you again." ”
Jin Qiao'er is like this, even Wu Lingna is the same, pulling my sleeve and saying, "Listen, if you dare to leave us this time, the old lady will have to pick your skin." ”
Why is it that the two of them are on the same side all of a sudden, and they want me to bring both sides with them! Is this a joke for me again?
I waved my hand and said, "You two don't bring anyone, I'm going to practice this time, you either stay in the underworld, or go out for a walk and pay attention to safety." ”
Wu Lingna shook her head like a rattle and said, "Why? Why don't you take us, just you need to practice? We don't need to? Let's practice together!"
Jin Qiao'er also said: "Nana is right, we promise not to cause you trouble, and with us by your side, you will not be left unattended." ”
I shook my head and said, "It's not a child again, what kind of care do you want, and this time it's different from usual, I've already worshipped the old man as a teacher, it's a practice specifically for me alone, you can't follow!"
As soon as these words came out, Wu Lingna and Jin Qiaoer's eyes were more aggrieved than one another, as if I had done something wrong, in order not to be confused by her eyes, I hurriedly tilted my head to the side, and then said: "Don't look at me like this, no one can go with me anyway, I will be back in a short time, you two will stay in the underworld." ”
As soon as these words came out, I suddenly felt that my shoulders were being hugged, and I looked left and right, Jin Qiao'er on one side and Wu Lingna on the other.
Wu Lingna looked at me pitifully and said, "Is it really not negotiable?
I shook my head and said: "It's not negotiable, there's no room for negotiation, as for whether I want to or not, I don't know myself, it depends on the situation when the time comes." ”
Wu Lingna reached out and grabbed my arm and wanted to twist it, but she couldn't grab the meat on this arm at all, Wu Lingna looked at me in surprise and said, "What's wrong with you? The meat on your body is like an iron plate!"
I smiled and said, "Of course, now my body strength is much stronger than before, you want to hit me, see don't hurt yourself!"
Wu Lingna waved her hand and said: "Praise you for being fat, you are still panting, right?
As she spoke, Wu Lingna held a small pink fist and smashed it down on my chest with a punch, I didn't feel the slightest feeling when this punch went down, but Wu Lingna frowned in pain and scolded: "No wonder you have no conscience, your whole body is like it's made of stone!"
Hearing this, Jin Qiao'er was also interested, and then said, "Really, I'll try it too!"
As he spoke, he couldn't help but punch me, although his face was in pain, but he said to Wu Lingna: "Really, when did Suka become stronger." ”
When Wu Lingna heard Jin Qiao'er say this, she hurriedly said, "Why don't we try it with a knife!"
Jin Qiao'er nodded and said, "Well, I'll see it's okay, let's add some spells and see how much Suka can bear!"
I'm going to play with me like a guinea pig, right?
I stood up and exclaimed, "You're enough, how can you play with people like toys like this." ”
As soon as these words came out, Wu Lingna laughed first and said, "Qiao'er, you see that our husband seems to be angry." ”
Jin Qiao'er also smiled sweetly: "Well, but Suka looks so cute when he gets angry!"
My God, who can tell me what happened to the two of them when I was taken into prison?
Forget it, a woman's thinking can't be understood by ordinary people's thinking, so I waved my hand at her and said, "You two play slowly, we'll see you in a few months!"
After saying that, I turned my head and wanted to run, but before I could run two steps, I was caught by two Lypi worms, and one of them shouted, "Come back!"
Another shouted, "Wait!"
I turned my head and said, "Are you two finished?" I still have something to do, can you stop the two of you?"
Wu Lingna said: "It's okay to go, but you have to promise us a few things." ”
I nodded and said, "Okay, okay, I'll agree to as many things as I want!"
In the past, my father told me that women are like tigers, and I also laughed at my father for finding such a beautiful tigress as my mother, and her appearance is not inferior to my mother, but this temper is more difficult than my mother, which makes me really understand the meaning of the phrase women are like tigers.
Wu Lingna took the lead and said: "After leaving, you have to think about us at least ten times a day!"
I shook my head and said, "Ten times is too much, discount!"
As soon as the words fell, there was a snap on the head, and Wu Lingna shook her hand and said: "No bargaining, no less than once ten times." ”
In order to avoid being beaten again, I could only nod and say, "Okay, ten times is ten times!"
Jin Qiao'er continued: "Since Suka is going to practice, we won't bother too much, but you must meet with us in a month. ”
Once a month, that's not too much, I nodded and said, "Okay." ”
Wu Lingna said again: "In addition, you must focus on cultivation when you go to practice, and you are not allowed to hook up with little girls, and other girls are not allowed to even look at it!"
I'm going to practice, not to play, where is there a little girl, the wealth wolf, tiger and leopard is estimated to be a lot, and although I don't know how Jin Qiaoer and Wu Lingna got along so well all of a sudden, but for me, this is just double the pain I have endured in the past, where do I dare to find a third one.
I hurriedly said, "Okay, is there anything else?"
Jin Qiao'er looked at me with a smile and said, "The above three, can you do it Suka?"
I hurriedly nodded and said, "Can you do it, can you two let it go?"
Finally let go of her two hands, looking at her and the two of me, I really can't imagine how two people who were incompatible in the past can get along so well in just a few days.
I looked at her and said, "Is there anything else?" ”
Wu Lingna nodded and said, "Go ahead, remember what we just said." ”
I was about to nod my head in agreement, but Wu Lingna suddenly seemed to remember something, and hurriedly said to Jin Qiao'er: "Qiao'er, I forgot that in a few days, the xxx in the yang world will have a new bag, let's go and have a look......"
Well, seeing that the two of them are chatting so hotly, I don't bother to bother anymore, so let's slip away.
As soon as I opened the door, my dad fell in from the outside.
I'm going, what's going on?
"I said, Dad, how long have you been here?"
As soon as they saw my dad coming, Jin Qiaoer and Wu Lingna hurriedly greeted my dad, while my dad was lying on the ground, and instead of saying to get up first, he responded with a smile.
I kicked my dad and said, "I said what are you doing on the ground like a big cat, why are you outside, and when are you here?"
Dad hurriedly got up, shook the dust off his body, and said with a smile: "I just came, by the way, the two daughters-in-law are chatting slowly, I'll talk to this stinky boy." ”
After speaking, my father actually grabbed my ears, dragged me out of the door, walked out a long way, and saw that the door was not closed, and actually turned back to help them close the door.
I hurriedly shook my head, broke free from my father's shackles, and scolded: "Dad, do you have such a good attitude towards your own son?
Dad actually said with a wicked smile: "Good son, I really didn't expect that the two of them could get along so well without arguing or arguing!"
I shook my head and said, "Why are you talking about this? Didn't you just tell me that you don't care about my emotional affairs?"
Dad waved his hand and said: "I definitely didn't eavesdrop, I just happened to be passing by, so I listened by the way, who made you so loud, good guy, I thought I could catch up with your mother, it's already three lives, God knows that my son is even more powerful!
Hey, when my dad wasn't doing the right thing, even I felt speechless, I waved my hand and said, "By the way, you talk about my mother, where did she go? How long has it been since I've seen her!"
Dad smiled: "Your mother went to worship the Buddha with the Bodhisattvas a few months ago, and now she should be at the Guanyin Master of Putuo Mountain, and at the same time, for fear that she will worry, I can seal the news about you, otherwise she would have cried into tears." ”
Hearing this, I nodded and said, "Well, this should be done, women are more fragile, so don't tell her that it's good." ”
Dad nodded and said, "That is, if you make my daughter-in-law angry, where do you say I will be reasonable!"
Oh! That's too much, showing affection and love in front of my son!
I was about to criticize my dad, but who would have thought that my dad would suddenly grab me, stick out his nose and sniff at me, and at the same time move my mouth away and look up and down.
Then my father said: "There is a corpse gas on your body, why haven't your teeth grown?"
This waved his hand and said: "I said what do you want to do for so long a day, your son is now a zombie, but the old man said that the zombies are too angry, and I am afraid that I can't control it now, so I helped me suppress it temporarily, but I can't see blood, and when I see blood, I will go berserk." ”
Dad smiled: "This Ling Yi senior is really thoughtful, so are you ready to leave?"
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