There are several jokes on the Internet about driving luxury cars and doing hitchhiking.

For example, some men specialize in driving luxury cars as hitchhikers, and when they meet men and ugly women, they refuse to ride, and they specialize in taking beautiful women, and this kind of person is just to pick up girls.

There are also a lot of men, they are happy to talk to you, mainly to say, leisure and comfortable life is boring, want to experience the life of serving the people, and recently developed a few projects, what luxury cars are suitable for hitchhiking, that country's tourism is more fun, these people can talk about your doubts about life, heart breakdown: don't say it, don't say it, I'll take a ride, as for this to provoke me.

Jiang Jun was making up all kinds of jokes on the Internet, the man held the steering wheel tightly, and looked at Jiang Jun proudly: "Buckle up your seat belt, sit tight." ”

Jiang Jun's destination was the Audi four-S store, boom, he stepped on the accelerator and the car flew on the road.

At this time, he began to wait, usually after the customer came up, he would be a little at a loss, and the luxurious decoration in the car made them dare not move their hands and feet.

Then he will ask them with admiration and envy how to use luxury cars as a hitchhiker.

Then he can start talking a lot.

In their heart's words, they like to see the shocked and envious expressions of customers at this time.

saw Jiang Jun looking outside very calmly, as if he hadn't noticed the car at all.

"Wait, wait, I don't want to go to the Audi 4S store, is there a problem. ”

"No problem, you can go wherever you want, you can give up this list, count it mine. The man said triumphantly.

"Let's Dongning, where are the most expensive cars sold?" Jiang Jun suddenly asked.

The --- man was stunned for a few seconds.

Hehe, the man forced a smile: "You really asked the right person, I have bought three luxury cars, and I know the Dongning market better than anyone else." ”

If it is recommended now, there are imported Mercedes AMGG class, more than 3.8 million.

Bao Shijie 912, more than four million.

Imported BMW M6, more than two million.

Return him this Mashalaki, more than two million and so on.

The men recommended basically two or three million cars.

Jiang Jun frowned when he heard this: "There are no more than 10 million?"

"---" The corner of the man's mouth twitched, pretending, you pretending to force me.

He originally drove a luxury car to do a tailwind, just to pretend to be forced, and by the way, look at the appearance of the slings when they were shocked.

Now it's okay, Jiang Jun actually pretended to be forced in front of him.

"There was an auto show in March, and then it was bought, you really want it, I can take you to the 4S store, let them transfer goods from other provinces or Shanghai, for a long time, it will definitely be no problem." "I'll let you pretend, come, go.

"What brand?" Jiang Jun immediately asked.

"Bao Shijie 928,13.388 million. The man said quietly: "There are limited to 100 units in the world, and there are still two units that have not been sold in our country, one in Shanghai and one in Guangzhou." ”

"I still have a Baoshijie MACAN at home, and when I bought it, it was more than 900,000 yuan, and I know the general manager and account manager there. ”

"Go, just go to Bao Shijie. Jiang Jun waved his hand.

Ni, the man couldn't pretend to be forced, and he was forced by Jiang Jun to pretend to be reversed.

He turned his head and looked at Jiang Jun with wide eyes, looking still unconvinced.

Lao Tzu has a T-shirt on his body, which can buy your whole body, brother, you are pretending to be forced like this, is it really interesting?

As he drove to the four-s shop, he said in a deep voice, "Then sit tight." ”

Boom, all the way to the hurricane, less than half an hour, rushed to a car shop in the city.

This man is very good at talking, he is basically talking all the way, Jiang Jun knows that his surname is Xu, the son of a local developer, and his family still has hundreds of millions of assets.

Xu Gongzi is really a regular customer here, and as soon as the car stopped at the door, a beautiful shopping guide rushed out inside.

"Two bosses, do you want to see the car? Xu Gongzi ---"

"Manager Yan, I'll introduce a guest to buy a car. ”

The beauty shopping guide's eyes suddenly lit up, and she looked directly at Jiang Jun, as if she wanted to eat people.

Just as she was about to come over, Xu Gongzi pulled her aside: "I drove a ride, he took the car, and said that he wanted to buy a car, so I introduced her." ”

Xu Gongzi cleared it up first, he was not my friend, he was on the way, as for whether he was bragging, it was none of my business.

"Okay Xu Gongzi, whether it works out or not, thank you in advance. The beautiful shopping guide's big watery eyes looked at Xu Gongzi charmingly.

While the two were talking, another beautiful shopping guide came over on the side.

"Hello boss, do you need any help?" the beautiful shopping guide handed over a business card.

Yan Meinu next to Xu Gongzi glanced at her, originally she wanted to pick up Jiang Jun, a guest, but she would definitely be unhappy if she was robbed by a colleague, but when she heard Xu Gongzi say that Jiang Jun was on the road, she suddenly lost her mind.

She simply followed Xu Gongzi's side, and the two were following Jiang Jun, chatting hotly and teasing each other.

Jiang Jun took the business card and glanced at the beautiful shopping guide, the beauty's surname is Zhu, and her name is Zhu Xiaoli.

The length is not bad, of course, the one who sells luxury cars has no posture and can't do it.

Visually, she is about 1.7 meters tall, wearing a professional short group of white shirts, the buttons of the shirt are two or three unbuttoned, the collar is propped up by the bulging chest, and the bottom is black silk with high heels, almost as tall as Jiang Jun.

Looking at this figure, it is worth more than eighty points, but the face makeup is a little thick, and it is far worse than the Guan Xin next to Jiang Jun, Gu Xiaohui.

Of course, Jiang Jun came to buy a car, and he didn't pay attention to how beautiful she was.

followed Zhu Guigou around and found that there were few cars here.

"Boss, how much do you budget? Zhu Xiaoli walked all the way and said all the way, trying to talk to Jiang Jun.

Jiang Jun didn't reply to her, and after turning around, he finally spoke: "Do you have a limited edition 928." ”

"---" Zhu Xiaoli was stunned, and Yan Meinu behind her was also stunned.

Pretend, you continue to pretend, the man doesn't believe it anyway, and is ready to watch the joke in the back.

"Xiao Zhu, what do others ask you about. The man laughed.

"Wait, I'll ask above. Zhu Xiaoli probably didn't expect to encounter this kind of thing, she turned around and trotted to the side, and came back in less than two minutes.

"We don't have it in the store, but if you really want it, the boss, we can transfer the goods, and it will take about three days. ”

Jiang Jun frowned and asked, "How much?"

"Wait. Zhu Xiaoli began to be a little excited, and when customers ask about this, they may have the intention to buy.

Soon she had a bunch of colorful pictures in her hands.

Jiang Jun liked it at first sight.

The black limited edition 928, with black wheels and green calipers, exudes a strange sexiness, coupled with the impeccable tail design, making the Porschjie 928 Spyder like the most attractive stunner in the world.

It is no exaggeration to say that as long as it is a man, after seeing it, he will definitely fall in love with him.

"The original price is 1338.8, and now we have activities in our store, as long as 13.08 million, we will get the latest banana 9S mobile phone. ”

Jiang Jun looked at the photo and looked up at Zhu Xiaoli.

Zhu Xiaoli was a little excited at this time, her face was red, and her eyes were wide.

Jiang Jun found that her eyes were very big and a little cute: "That, I have a special request, is it okay?"

Zhu Xiaoli was stunned for a moment, and then brushed it, and her face turned red.

She looked at Yan Meinu and Xu Gongzi behind Jiang Jun.

The two of them seemed to understand, and turned around at the same time, looking into the distance.

Zhu Xiaoli lowered her head, and her voice was many times quieter: "It's not too much, of course it's okay,--- but --- have to be after the car is bought." ”

"After ---- bought it?" "What did you do after you bought it?" Jiang Jun was inexplicably wonderful.

Ni, Jiang Jun reacted quickly, what do you want?

Is the current shopping guide really so open?

In fact, Jiang Jun blamed Zhu Xiaoli, shopping guides are open, but many shopping guides still depend on people.

It is often said on the Internet that someone sleeps with a female shopping guide who sells a house, and a female shopping guide who sells a car, you go and try it.

Now it's all a seller's market, the house is sold at the opening, whether you love to buy it or not, you see if the female shopping guides hang you.

Of course, when they meet Jiang Jun who is young, handsome, and golden, they don't want to try it, what if they are lucky enough to marry into a wealthy family?

Jiang Jun was angry and funny, and hurriedly pretended to be serious: "It's half past eleven o'clock at noon, and I want to bring my girlfriend to the dinner at about six o'clock in the evening." ”

"Before six o'clock, you help me transfer the car, I can't wait three days, that's what I'm asking for. ”

"Ah---" Zhu Xiaoli's face was already red, but when she heard Jiang Jun's words, she suddenly turned even redder, and she glared at Jiang Jun with shame and anger: "You --- you are joking---

Faintly, I am still a little lost in my heart, it turns out that I am being amorous?

But it's really embarrassing, Zhu Xiaoli can't wait to find a hole to get into.

But the business still has to be done, she held back her shame: "This is unlikely, the car is now in Shanghai, even if it is driven over now, it will take four or five hours, and the procedures or something, it will take more time, and three days is already the shortest." ”

She really didn't talk nonsense, it was Jiang Jun who asked for 928, more than 10 million cars, and they dared to agree for three days.

Change to one or two million cars, you wait slowly, a week or two is the minimum.

"I don't want a discount, add another 500,000, I want it tonight, and I have to play cards. Jiang Jun said categorically: "If you want to call the shots, call your boss." ”

The whole exhibition hall was stunned.

Xu Gongzi is a regular customer here, and he may have been in a few shopping guides here, so when he brought Jiang Jun in, everyone paid attention.

After that, Jiang Jun said that he wanted 928, and there were no other guests in the hall, in fact, all eyes were gathered here.

Some people think that Jiang Jun may be pretending, but more people want to see what kind of customer buys 928.

Luxury cars are sold here, and they have seen all kinds of big customers, but it is the first time they have seen someone like Jiang Jun who took the initiative to increase the price by 500,000.

Boom, Zhu Xiaoli swallowed violently.

If she can, she is willing to go to Shanghai immediately, drive the car herself, and earn the 500,000 yuan.

But.

"Boss. At this moment, someone behind her laughed: "Forgive me." ”

A middle-aged man came over with a big belly: "Boss, my surname is you, I am the general manager here, and my surname is Ruan." ”

"Don't have your surname Jiang. Jiang Jun said quietly: "Don't waste time, can you say a word?"

"Time is too tight, it's really impossible, otherwise, I'll ask someone to work overtime, go to Shanghai immediately, and deliver the car tomorrow morning?"

"A million. Jiang Jun raised another finger: "I'll increase the price by one million, and I want it before six o'clock in the evening." ”

"Shhh "The hall was gasping for air.

The corners of Xu Gongzi's mouth twitched, and his five bodies fell to the ground, this force, I will give you 100 points if you pretend.

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