Oucheng District was only sunny for half a day, and it began to rain lightly on Saturday morning.

Lin Miao was half-asleep in the morning, and he dreamed very hungrily that he and Luo Li had gone to the Civil Affairs Bureau to get a certificate - don't ask why he could know what Luo Li would look like when he grew up, because it didn't matter at all.

Only for the delicate appearance of the girl in the dream, who was gentle and cute, convex and backward, with long legs and a thin waist, Lin Miao subconsciously had a scumbag attribute, and felt that it didn't matter if it was Luo Li or not.

In the wonderful dream, Lin Miao and her daughter-in-law held hands and stared at each other affectionately. Lin Miao, who has been solo for two lifetimes, was full of excitement, looking at her daughter-in-law's chest, and even her voice trembled in her dream: "Daughter-in-law, can I touch your ......?"

"You're going to die! Divorce! Bang!" Lin Miao's dream suddenly sounded Jiang Ping's hysterical roar.

Then there was the sound of a piece of cutlery being smashed.

The beautiful dream was gone, Lin Miao opened her eyes, looked at the dark ceiling, pricked up her ears and listened carefully to the movement outside the house, and confirmed that it was Jiang Ping and Lao Lin who were arguing again, and couldn't help but sigh deeply.

He turned on the light, sat up from the bed, and held his head in despair, pain written all over his face.

Why, why did this happen to me......

Will I touch it and wake up again, will I die? Will I die?

Outside, Lao Lin and Jiang Ping continued to roar at each other.

"Old lady! I quarreled with your mother early in the morning! My son is going to take the exam today! Last night, I came back in the middle of the night and vomited all over the house, and Lao Tzu kindly cleaned up for you, and you should laugh if I didn't beat you! You want a divorce, right? Leave! You go back to your mother's house to live today!"

"Why should I move to your mother's house? Is this house yours?

"Lao Tzu will find someone to buy this house today!"

"You coffin guy has a bad brain, right, the unit will be divided next month!

"Aren't you going to get a divorce? What does Lao Tzu's purchase of a house have to do with you?"

"Did you earn the money? shameless thing! The money was earned by my son! My son lives here, and this is my home! Bang!"

"Just your duck brain, if it weren't for Lao Tzu's seeds, would you have given birth to such a son?!"

"Fart! What comes out of my belly is what I gave birth to, what does it have to do with you! Bang!"

"Alas......" Lin Miao sighed when she heard this, turned her head to look at the small alarm clock next to the bed, and was so speechless that her eyelids were jumping.

6:48 a.m. ......

Get up and quarrel so early, can't you get by?

There is also a long time ago that let them buy stainless steel bowls, smash them to save money and be safe, why not listen to it?

It's okay if you don't give me a chance to touch my daughter-in-law, but I should think about it for Xiaoxiao, right?

Growing up in such a harsh environment, children will have psychological problems when they grow up!

The thoughts in Lin Miao's mind were extremely messy.

And the outside of the house is still endless......

He finally couldn't help but climb out of bed and open the door.

When I looked up, I saw Lao Lin and Jiang Ping standing in the living room in disheveled clothes and confronting each other.

Lao Lin only wore a pair of underwear, Jiang Ping was a little better, with an extra set of loose T-shirts, his hair was scattered, the eye feces in the corners of his eyes were not wiped clean, and he was holding a plate in his hand, obviously starting to make trouble as soon as he opened his eyes in the morning. The ground was littered with shards of ceramic that had been splattered away.

Lin Miao couldn't help but think of the physical injury that Lao Lin and Jiang Ping brought him after the battle in the middle of the night last month, and subconsciously touched the injured part of the last time. turned his head and looked again, and found that Li Xiao had also gotten up, wearing a pink cartoon pajamas, stepping on plastic slippers, standing outside the door of his room in a daze, watching Jiang Ping and Lao Lin go head-to-head, his expression was actually very calm......

There was a sudden silence in the room.

Lao Lin stopped scolding.

Jiang Ping held the plate high like a bombed bunker and looked at Lin Miao blankly.

Lin Miao turned a blind eye to all this, and shouted at Li Xiao from afar: "Xiaoxiao, what do you want to eat in the morning?"

Li Xiao stuck to the door, and replied loudly and obediently: "Mille-feuille!"

Lin Miao continued to completely ignore the existence of her parents: "Then I'll go out to eat pig dirty noodles and bring you mille-feuille later, okay?"

Li Xiao nodded happily: "Hmm!"

Lin Miao didn't even glance at Lao Lin and Jiang Ping, smiled at Li Xiao, and walked straight to the bathroom by herself.

Lao Lin finally understood that Lin Miao was demonstrating with his actions, and immediately glared at Jiang Ping angrily, gritting his teeth: "Old lady, Lao Tzu is going to buy breakfast for his son now, you have to get out early!" While hurriedly stopping Lin Miao, he endured his anger and said: "Dad will buy it for you, you can stay at home with peace of mind, and I will send you to the exam in a while." ”

Lin Miao said strangely: "Aren't you a guest at noon?"

Lao Lin sighed sullenly: "The bowls are all smashed, let the guests hold them and eat? Take people to the hotel, I'm not in the mood to cook today......

Lin Miao didn't care, and said lightly: "Oh." ”

Lao Lin quickly changed his clothes, washed his face casually, and went out without even brushing his teeth.

As soon as he went out, Jiang Ping cried and complained to Lin Miao: "You said that your father is disgusting or not, he actually used his towel to wipe my face last night......"

"What?" Lin Miao took a broom and dustpan to sweep the glass slags in the house.

Jiang Ping snatched the broom and dustpan, and cried while sweeping: "I married your dad and really poured mold for eight lifetimes, you see his towel, so yellow, so dirty, the top layer, can't be cleaned with laundry detergent, he actually used it to wipe my face, I really think about it...... Uh......"

Jiang Ping really let out a retching sound, as if she was about to vomit and rushed into the bathroom.

Lin Miao was a little dumbfounded.

After Jiang Ping finished vomiting, Lin Miao finally couldn't help but ask curiously, "What happened to you last night?" Why do you want my dad to bathe you?"

Jiang Ping looked depressed after a hangover: "I drank a little too much at your Aunt Xiaomei's house last night, and when I came back, I vomited and couldn't stand up, so I asked my dad to bathe me." But who would have thought that your father's pickled ghost would use his towel to wipe my head and face, do you say that his towel is used by people? It sticks on if you don't wash it for half a month, and it's useless for me to change it for him a month, and it's also my fault that I think I can save a few dollars by changing a towel a month. Now think about it, what's the use of saving a few dollars! Your father's towel should be changed once every half a month! Anyway, he has a lot of money, and it's his money that is spent anyway! I'm also unlucky, how can I run into the end of the month when his towel should be thrown away. If you want to blame your grandmother for this, she didn't teach your father well since she was a child, and the whole family didn't pay attention to hygiene......"

Jiang Ping chattered endlessly.

When Lao Lin came back with soup and water for breakfast, Jiang Ping and Lao Lin quarreled a few more words.

The bowl was broken, and Lin Miao had to put the pig dirty powder into the enamel cup to eat.

Jiang Ping ate the food that Lao Lin bought, shook her face at Lao Lin, and rolled her eyes from time to time to show her anger.

Lin Miao was almost awake at this time, remembering what Lao Lin and Jiang Ping said when they quarreled just now, and said seriously: "Dad, why don't you buy this house." Now that the country's market economy has risen, there will definitely be more money issued, and inflation is inevitable. It is not cost-effective to keep the money in the bank for interest, and the only thing that can guarantee the preservation of value is the real estate.

Anyway, you are famous now, I think you should just take out a loan from the bank and buy a few more sets. And now the manufacturing industry in Dongou City is okay, the house must be rented, our family knows a lot of people, and we are not afraid that the rent will not be recovered. While the housing prices are still low, we should start cutting other people's leeks as soon as possible, otherwise we will be wrong in this wave of market, and we will wait to be harvested by others in the future. The sooner you buy a house, the sooner you will leave a way back, and when you are old, sitting at home shaking your legs and drinking tea, you can also have an income of more than 100,000 yuan a month. Wait until the day when the house price is so high that it will kill you and then sell the house, not to mention the second half of your life, even the money for the next life will come out......"

Jiang Ping didn't understand what Lin Miao was saying at all.

Lao Lin was between not understanding at all and seemingly understanding, pondering for a long time, and said slowly: "Who taught you this set of things?"

Lin Miao's expression froze: "Who taught me, haven't you counted it in your heart?"

Lao Lin suddenly understood, and the image of the white-bearded old man with a more and more complete brain automatically appeared in his mind, revealing a look that seemed to be very familiar with others, nodded, and smiled: "This old man, he knows a lot." ”

The corners of Lin Miao's mouth twitched slightly.

suddenly felt that Hong Xiuquan almost won the world, it was really not unreasonable......