Chapter 9: Apricot Yellow (4) (5)
There are also sour dates and mother-in-law jokes. [No pop-ups.] One day, early in the morning, the late student who was not sensible was woken up by urine. He ran to the courtyard and saw that it was already dawn, so he went into the back room and the bed of the sour dates, wanting to shout to his father and mother to get up. When I got to the bedside, I saw that my father and mother were sleeping naked on the bed, and the livelihood in the retreat room was unobstructed. Wansheng pointed to the shame of the sour jujube and shouted, "Dad, what is this?" The sour jujube was suddenly awakened, and he was panicked when he saw the late birth fingering his private parts. He pulled the sheets to cover up and replied indiscriminately. Later, I asked why there are so many hairs. The sour jujube became more and more flustered, and the Taoist finches didn't have hair. Asked me again why not. The sour jujube replied that your little one hasn't grown all over yet. The late birth is not finished, and he pointed to his mother's private parts and asked his mother why there was only no hair. The sour jujube didn't know how to answer, so he couldn't say anything with his mouth open. The mother-in-law also got up with a grunt, and coaxed him to get dressed in a hurry, saying that his mother would fly out of the nest and return in a while. The sour jujube also repeatedly told the late life, don't dare to talk about it, if you talk about it, your mother won't be able to come back. How could this late-born cub listen to the words of the two sour jujubes. As soon as he ran out of the door, he spread the rare sight he had seen in the early morning to half of the village, saying that my father had a house finch in his crotch, and I also had it, but he hadn't grown his whole body yet. When you grow up, you can fly out of the nest like a mother. So there is no one in the village who doesn't know that the sour jujube has a full-body house finch, and the mother-in-law has a nest without a finch.
Similar jokes abound, all of which were eaten and chewed repeatedly in the villagers' spare time.
Feng'er has never been accustomed to this bad habit since she married into the village from outside the mountain. She first forced Guoqing to wear pants that she had sewn by herself. At the beginning of the National Day, I was not used to such tight restraints, and I always thought that Feng'er had wasted fabrics and ruined good things. Slowly, he got used to it. If you don't wear it for a day, you won't be happy. Feng'er also wanted to guide the villagers to put on their pants, but was ridiculed by the villagers. I don't think she can live, and I don't know if I've only eaten a few days of food.
Feng'er saw that the villagers had some money to spare, so she thought about eliminating this bad habit by hand.
She first sewed a trouser for each of her own families, and asked her mother-in-law and sister-in-law to do the work, so that she could put them on. Feng'er also asked Zhu'er to enter some floral fabrics to make trousers, and asked other women how to sew trousers. In the village, there are some half-grown cubs in colorful trousers, running around the streets to show off this new and handy clothes. Gradually, adults also feel that it is good to wear this kind of clothing, which not only saves some unnecessary jokes, but also looks pleasing to the eye. All of a sudden, Feng'er carefully taught everywhere to sew all kinds of pants of different sizes, and every family was rushing to make this kind of clothing.
At this time, the villagers all remembered the difficulties made by the two families in order to buy underwear for the two of them when they were about to leave a few years ago. The scene of that year has been brought up again. There are many people who joke and amuse people, adding a bit of joy to Feng'er's unexpected behavior.
Except for the elderly and some middle-aged people, who are not accustomed to wearing such wasteful and tangled things, others gradually accept this kind of clothing and wear it all day long. No longer dodging and protecting here and there, looking forward and backward.
This xylophone is very appreciative. She encouraged Feng'er not only to stop at this little thing, but also to start from more and bigger aspects, gradually change the bad habits that the villagers have followed for hundreds of years, and completely bring the good habits from outside the mountains into the mountains, even better and stronger than those outside the mountains.