Chapter 399: The Crotch Train Man

And just a week before the male soldiers set sail to the edge of the sky.

Lieyang City.

In a small hidden building.

At the old Eight Immortals table, the two sat opposite each other.

In the midst of them, there was a sky-blue cover, with a rough binding and yellowed contents, obviously some of the martial arts cheats of the age.

Through the light, you can vaguely see a few big characters written on it - Longyang Acacia Treasure Book.

Yes, this secret book is the great magic power given to Qin Lang by the withered old monk, when he left the base to go to Yinchuan, he forgot about this stubble, and this treasure book fell into the hands of others by mistake.

This other person is Qin Lang's old acquaintance - Old Man Lin.

Since he got this secret book, how many days and nights, Old Man Lin couldn't sleep at night, and when he closed his eyes, it was the sentence "If you want to practice this skill, you must first go from the palace".

Today, he finally couldn't help it and took out this super powerful cheats book.

And sitting opposite him was Zhao Youqian, the second master of the Zhao family, who had also been set aside.

Zhao Youqian looked at the cheats book and frowned: "Lao Lin, what do you mean by this? Calling me to this kind of place just to show me this? With all due respect, it's okay to take this kind of thing to deceive a three-year-old child, Lao Zhao, I'm old, what kind of wind and waves haven't I seen?"

Old man Lin waved his hand at him and said with a smile: "Old Zhao, don't be excited. Do you remember the Iron Crotch Train Man who made a fuss back then?"

Iron crotch train man, Zhao Youqian naturally has an impression, the male hero Yue is outstanding, the demon man is invincible in the East, he is invincible all over the world, and he set off a bloody storm in the martial arts, and in the end, it was the dry Zen master and brothers who shot together to kill them, and it is said that the two were also seriously injured in that battle.

Zhao Youqian nodded: "Remember, so what?"

Old man Lin stroked his beard: "Haha, it's not a secret, what they cultivated back then was this "Longyang Acacia Treasure Book"!"

"Oh?" Zhao Youqian suddenly became interested, took the cheats to his side, and began to read them.

However, when he saw the first sentence, he immediately frowned.

This is too cruel, isn't it? Although my own thing is not very easy to use, it can still stand up occasionally, isn't it a pity to cut it?

Zhao Youqian lost interest in an instant, closed the cheats, and looked at Old Man Lin's eyes: "Let's be straight, what do you want to do?"

Old man Lin said very bluntly: "I want the whole of Huaxia." ”

"You didn't wake up?" Zhao Youqian was stunned for a moment, and then said jokingly, "Now the power is all in the hands of those old guys, and I am just a bare-bones commander, it's good to be able to survive, do you still want these?"

"Lao Zhao, we celebrities don't say secret words, if I am not mistaken, your second son of the Zhao family still has a private army, right?" Old man Lin knocked on the table and said, "Moreover, you said that if Wang Explosives knew that you colluded with outsiders and killed the four brothers of the Qin family and Wang Bangtian, do you think he would let you go?"

Zhao Youqian slapped the table and said angrily: "Are you threatening me?"

"Don't get excited! Don't get excited!" Old man Lin waved his hand and smiled, "I know your ambition, now we have the last chance in front of us, as long as we seize it and turn the tables, there will be absolutely no problem!"

"What do you mean?"

"It's very simple, in a few days they will act again, while their elite leaders are exhausted, and now Huaxia is empty! We will seize this opportunity to take back everything we have lost in one fell swoop! As long as we are in power, even if the world wins, what can we do with me?"

Hearing this, Zhao Youqian's wrinkled face was cloudy, and he frowned and fell into deep thought.

Seeing that he was already tempted, Old Man Lin pointed to the secret book and struck while the iron was hot: "I know what you're worried about, you're worried about the dry Zen master and brother making trouble, right? Don't worry, as long as we cultivate this "Longyang Hehuan Treasure Book", it won't be a piece of cake to deal with two old bald donkeys with old injuries?"

After a long time, Zhao Youqian finally spoke: "Are you sure this treasure book is so powerful?"

"Don't worry, after verification, this is definitely the cheats that the Iron Crotch Trainman cultivated back then, and it can't be wrong!"

Zhao Youqian frowned again: "Then you mean, the two of us cultivate?"

Old man Lin looked solemn: "Lao Zhao, this matter must not be exposed, apart from ourselves, do you think there is a better candidate?" Of course, you can also be the second son of the Zhao family, I am afraid that you will not be reluctant." ”

"I ......" To be honest, Zhao Youqian was really moved, but the thought of cutting that thing off always felt awkward.

Old man Lin seemed to guess what he was thinking, and stroked his palm and chuckled: "Don't worry, this "Longyang Acacia Treasure Book" only needs one person to go from the palace and cultivate the first half, and the second half can be cultivated without needing to be from the palace. ”

"Then what do you mean?" Zhao Youqian looked at Old Man Lin's crotch as he spoke.

Old man Lin stood up and said with a heroic face: "It's just a mere two taels of meat! Why not sacrifice oneself for righteousness? Let the old man come and cultivate the first half!"

He said it righteously, as if he were doing it to save the dawn.

"That'...... When are we going to start cultivating?"

Old man Lin said impatiently: "In order to avoid long nights and dreams, of course it's now!"

As he spoke, he took off his pants and took out a large pile of messy things such as kitchen knives, gauze, hemostats, and painkillers that had been prepared long ago.

Old man Lin gritted his teeth and closed his eyes: "Old Zhao, you ...... You're here to help me! I'm ...... I can't get my hands on it. ”

Zhao Youqian nodded, didn't say anything, picked up the kitchen knife and scraped it with his fingers.

It's nice and sharp. It seems that the old turtle calf is very well prepared.

"Then I'm coming!

Old man Lin put on a tough guy face: "Come on, my Lin family man, no one is afraid of pain!"

Zhao Youqian didn't say much, snorted, and spit on the kitchen knife, which was considered to be poisoned. Then he screamed, picked up the kitchen knife, jumped up and "chirped" is a knife. I read books

Suddenly blood splattered.

"Ah...... You...... You've chopped my thigh!"

Zhao Youqian was startled and said with an embarrassed face: "Uh...... I'm sorry, I forgot to wear reading glasses, you bear with it, it'll be fine right away!"

Hurriedly took out his glasses from his coat pocket and put them on, took a deep breath, shouted, jumped up and stabbed again.

"Huh"

The cold light flashed, and a bloody arrow spurted out, scattering his head and face.

Old man Lin lowered his head and looked, almost burping in anger, and said in a trembling voice: "You...... All I told you to cut your ball......s! Why did you cut it all for me?...... Quickly give me hemostatic and painkillers!

"You didn't say it just now!" Zhao Youqian looked innocent, "Why don't I find a doctor to sew it up for you?"

"Count...... Forget it! Cut ...... Let's cut it!Let's hurry up and cultivate!" After a simple bandage, Old Man Lin gritted his teeth and sat down, opened the treasure book, and began to run the mental formula......

……

A week later, after learning that Qin Lang and the others had set off to the horizon.

Zhao Youqian and Old Man Lin immediately walked out of the dark and damp hut.

At this moment, the old man Lin can be said to have undergone earth-shaking changes, wearing an old-fashioned red dress, drawing eyebrows, painting eye shadow, and wiping lipstick, there are a lot of the same, the most speechless is the pair of high heels under his feet, one heel after another, almost didn't knock his head flat.

When he and Zhao Youqian appeared in front of Old Man Wang, the nondescript shemale appearance surprised everyone.

Zhao Youqian lifted the black robe, touched his beard and said, "Hahahaha! Now that the male soldiers are not there, who dares to fight against me in the world?"

Old man Lin threw himself into his arms, cocked his orchid fingers, and giggled: "The officials are invincible in the world, and the slave family is admired." ”

The moment he grinned, the foundation on his face fell to the ground like lime.

Wang Explosives endured the discomfort in his heart, frowned, and said, "Are you two too drunk, or are you sick? Do you want me to help you notify the mental hospital?"

"King Dynamite!" Old Man Lin screamed, "We are the Crotch Train Man! Today, we will get back what originally belonged to us!"

Wang Dynamite thought there was something wrong with his ears: "What's the matter?"

He vaguely heard a title that seemed familiar.

Zhao Youqian Yaowu said: "Steel crotch train man!"

As a person who practices martial arts, wouldn't it be a shame if he didn't have a name? The previous pair of people who cultivated the "Longyang Hehuan Treasure Book" were known as Iron Crotch Train Heroes, then they simply came to a Steel Crotch Train Man!

The grade is obviously above the iron crotch, which means that it is more powerful.

"Amitabha......! Hiccup......" The Buddha's horn sounded, and then I saw the old monk with a chicken leg in his hand and walked out.

The pace is messy, the smell of alcohol is all over, and at a glance, you can tell that it is the rhythm of drinking high again.

The old monk with withered reeds half-opened his eyes and leaned against the wall: "Have you cultivated the Longyang Acacia Treasure Book?"

"That's nature!" Old man Lin said with a smug face, shouting in a sharp voice, "Old bald donkey, today we are going to be ashamed of the Iron Crotch Train Man!"

Zhao Youqian also said: "Yes! Old bald donkey, let's die!"

The old monk took a bite of the chicken leg: "No...... Don't you know that the cheats are flawed?"

What defects?

The two glanced at each other, and Old Man Lin pinched the orchid fingertips and said, "Official, this old bald donkey must be scaring us!"

"That's right. Zhao Youqian cupped his chin and smacked it in the face.

This action made everyone present feel a chill.

"Hmph! Don't talk nonsense, I'll let you know how powerful our steel crotch train man is today!" Old man Lin put on a posture of white cranes with bright wings, silently recited the mantra in his mouth, and his heart began to work in his heart. And Zhao Youqian next to him also cooperated.

"Phew!"

After a long time, both of them let out an exclamation at the same time.

Just when everyone thought they were going to make a big move, there was a "wow", and a mouthful of blood spurted out of their mouths at the same time, and they both fell to the ground, rolling their eyes and losing their movements.

Wang Bomb hurriedly said, "Call an ambulance!"

"Amitabha, good, good, good! The old monk shook his head and said, "As early as when he got the secret book, the old man tampered with a few lines of mental formulas, and if you forcibly cultivate, you will only have retrograde muscles and veins, and your blood vessels will burst and die!"

Everyone: "......"

And at this moment, Zhao Wuxin was pushed up by the bald head Yao.

"Grandpa, this guy was captured by us on the spot with an armed force intending to rebel! ”

Zhao Wuxin's face was like ashes, he never thought that he would be captured before he could make a move, and the person who caught him was actually the woman he chased and beat fiercely!

At the last moment, he realized how stupid he was.

The woman shook her long hair and said coolly: "I'm sorry, Feng Chime, a member of the fourth team of male soldiers, has been ordered to monitor you for a long time." ”

Glancing at the depressed Zhao Wuxin, Wang Bomb waved his hand: "Lock him up, there are some things that should be explained to that person." ”