Chapter 58: Don't Reason with Women
Qilin Imperial Robe, Nine Phoenix Crown, Wu Lingna's real body appeared, all the desks in the classroom floated, and the dense yin qi shrouded the entire classroom, and even the temperature dropped several degrees in an instant.
"Did I say you're crazy enough? What are you trying to do here?"
Wu Lingna didn't listen to my words at all, and said angrily: "The three of you bullied me and asked me what I wanted to do? Anyway, I'm not happy in my heart, if you don't let me demolish the building, I will demolish the entire school!"
As soon as these words fell, the yin qi in the classroom was instantly gathered together, only to hear a phoenix roar, a majestic, noble breath came from everywhere, I secretly said in my heart that it was not good, this crazy girl wanted to use her peerless phoenix nirvana!
"Little Black, Old White, go knock this crazy girl out of me!"
As I spoke, I also showed my true body, and took the lead in front of Wu Lingna, at this time, the phoenix was still formed, and it could still be controlled, if it was formed, not to mention anything else, this was just a wave of wings, then the whole building had to collapse.
I grabbed Wu Lingna's hands and scolded angrily: "Okay, don't go crazy, if you can't stay in this yang world, just go back to the underworld for me, you see what you look like now?
This reprimand, I thought that Wu Lingna would definitely continue to go crazy regardless of it, Lao Bai and Xiao Hei had already gone around Wu Lingna's back at this time, as long as I made a look, the two of them would knock Wu Lingna out at the first time.
But to my surprise, as soon as I said this, Wu Lingna's eyes turned red, tears came out of her eyes, and she pushed me away: "You bully me, you bully me." ”
Then he squatted on the ground, hugged his legs and cried loudly.
I used to say that Wu Lingna was intermittent neurotic, this is really not nonsense, she is often like this, one second the goddess is full of fan, the next second she can carry a kitchen knife around to find someone desperately, and the next second, God knows what will be sent.
Just like now, I did something wrong, reprimanded her twice, and I cried to myself.
It was like I was wrong, but seeing her crying so sadly, I didn't feel good in my heart, so I hurriedly squatted beside her and said, "Okay, okay, don't cry, I'm not in a hurry, aren't I in a hurry?
Wu Lingna didn't have to speak, these tears were like a faucet that hadn't been turned off, and the black dragon robe was wet with crying.
I patted Wu Lingna, and then comforted: "Okay, don't be angry, I won't talk to you so loudly in the future, okay?"
Wu Lingna raised her head, her eyes were red and swollen like two ripe peaches, looked at me and said, "Then you just said that you won't marry me, is it true?"
How do I answer this, say yes, God knows what will happen to this girl, say no, isn't this a lie to her?
In order to appease her emotions first, I could only say: "Who can say what will happen in the future, let's take one step at a time." ”
As soon as these words came out, Wu Lingna's eyes were full of disappointment, and she pushed me away and said, "Bastard, you just don't want to marry, right?" ”
I'm really a little afraid that Wu Lingna will continue to go crazy, and it's okay for us to talk about it, but this is in school, in case something bad happens, who can afford this responsibility.
I shook my head and said, "I didn't mean that, it's just that we're still young now, and even if we want to get married, we will have to wait for later." ”
Hey, my God, why does Wu Lingna have to rely on me! With her conditions, she can't find anyone.
Wu Lingna looked at me with an extremely serious expression and said, "Qin Yan, I can be regarded as remembering what I said today, if you dare to bear me one day, I will definitely make you regret it." ”
Wu Lingna's serious expression made my back tingle for a while, she really wasn't joking, and I wasn't afraid of anything that made me regret it, but I didn't want her to do anything stupid to hurt herself for me.
"Hahaha, okay, our sister Nana is not angry, get up quickly, you are so troubled, the school has to be closed today. Lao Bai was busy playing the round and motioned for me to hurry over and help Wu Lingna up.
I was about to walk over and help her up, when the classroom door suddenly opened, and Chen Wanyi stood at the door with an anxious expression, but when she saw us, her expression changed instantly.
Oh no, now that we're all in real shape, won't that scare her?
I swooped and flashed in front of Chen Wanyi, Chen Wanyi looked at me in surprise and said, "Qin, Qin Yan, why are you dressed like this?"
I laughed and said, "I'm making a movie." ”
As soon as these words came out, a yin force of mine directly entered Chen Wanyi's body, while erasing her memory of seeing us, I also checked her previous memory, when the building was shaken by Wu Lingna, the students of the whole school were concentrated on the playground by the teacher to prevent the building from collapsing and accidents.
This stupid girl looked for me everywhere, but I didn't see our figures, I went around asking people where I went, and a classmate told him that the building began to shake, and I didn't run at all, this stupid girl was worried about me, so she turned back to find me, this way, Wu Lingna made the school almost upside down, although she was afraid, but she still had the courage to find it back.
"Who is she?" Wu Lingna asked.
My heart sank suddenly, and I hurriedly said: "Our classmates, you are about to tear down the school, and when people saw that we didn't come out, they turned back and came to us." I'm afraid that we will have some accidents, you look at the consciousness of others, and then look at yourself, why is this gap so big!"
When Wu Lingna heard this, she actually had a rare look of guilt, and said: "I was also confused at the time, who let you talk nonsense, I won't be like this in the future." ”
I waved my hand and said, "Okay, fortunately I didn't make any trouble today, can't the girl be gentle?
Wu Lingna pouted, and said with a face full of grievances: "Won't I be able to change it in the future? Who makes you always angry with me." ”
This people say don't reason with women, I really don't want to believe it before, but now I have a deep understanding, because no matter who is right or wrong, as long as they cry, it is definitely the man's fault, and I don't know what the predecessors who said this sentence have experienced in women, in short, those who can say this kind of thing must be a person with a story.
I put Chen Wanyi, who was temporarily unconscious, on the chair, and gathered Xiao Hei and Lao Bai to restore the classroom to its original state, Wu Lingna was furious, and in the end we had to clean up the mess, of course, the only benefit was that I used the excuse of removing the shadow of the classmates to this turmoil, erased their memories, and by the way, the memory of my confession to Chen Wanyi in public was also erased.
This troubles all morning, the whole school teachers and students always feel confused, when the school is over, Xiaopang also deliberately asked me, whether he is evil, how can he feel that the classroom is like a year on weekdays, how can it pass in the blink of an eye this morning.
In the afternoon class, I didn't even bother to mention it, because I spent it completely in Wu Lingna's teasing, pinching my leg for a while, asking me to tell her a story for a while, and asking me if I would have a boy or a girl with her in the future, which made me want to dig a pit and bury her directly.
At the end of school in the afternoon, because I hadn't seen Xiaopang and the prince for a long time, I asked Xiaohei to gather them all together, chartered a restaurant, and everyone had a good gettogether, and by the way, I also wanted to see how their recent training results were.
Originally, this was completely a gathering between men, but Wu Lingna was like a dog skin plaster, and she insisted on going with her, so she had no choice but to take her.
When I met at the school gate, more than forty people shouted at the boss, which made me feel really refreshed, this is my own power, although it can't be compared with the Yin army of the underworld now, but I believe that in the future, they will definitely be more promising than the Yin army.
Surrounded by everyone, our group went to the restaurant, after taking a seat, the dish was not served, I first asked the boss to bring me dozens of cases of beer, although I don't like to drink, but this man doesn't drink, is it still called a man?
I held a bottle of wine and said to you: "Brothers, I have been out for a few days, I don't know how everyone is doing, I heard Xiao Hei say, you have grown a lot, I am very pleased, this bottle, I respect everyone, I did it." ”
As soon as these words fell, I lifted a bottle and went straight to my stomach, and everyone got up and drank with me, and this sentence alone killed nearly fifty bottles of beer.
The prince smiled at me and said, "Boss, don't say it, I used to think that this method was completely nonsense, but recently, under the training of Brother Hei, I feel more and more that this world is so wonderful." ”
The prince's words amused me, and said, "Speaking of which, you have gained a lot recently, come and give me a performance." ”
The prince smiled, rolled up his sleeves and said, "Boss, you can take a look." ”
The prince bent his two fingers away from the unopened bottle of beer on the table, and pulled it upwards in the air, only to hear a bang, and the beer lid was opened. Then the prince tilted his palm upward, and the beer floated up in the air, flew to my glass, and slowly poured out the wine inside, filling my glass.
Well, look at this formation, Xiao Hei has worked them, they are ordinary people, so they can't absorb yin energy, they can only absorb aura, which is also yang, although the absorption is different, but the principle is the same, the prince can now do this level, that proves that he has at least mastered the operation of aura, and it is not far from carrying out the divine source to reserve aura.
I nodded in satisfaction, and then said to everyone, "Can everyone do this now?"
Everyone said in unison, "Almost, boss." ”
Well, if this can be reached this level, then as soon as the divine condensation is drunk, they will basically be able to reach the level of first-level ghosts and immortals.
Xiaopang came up to me at this time, pointed to Wu Lingna sitting next to me, and said, "Boss, what is the relationship between you and this new classmate in our class?"
This damn little fat man, I don't know what happened to this mana, but there are quite a lot of words.
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