Chapter 81: Yunshanmen
And I looked at the hot girl on this cover, and the more I looked at it, the more familiar it became, but for a while I couldn't remember where I had seen it.
I was wondering when I saw a young man in a black leather coat, with a fashionable airplane head and several iron hoops hanging from his trousers, running out of the door.
This man should be about my age and very handsome, but now he ran towards us as if he had lost his soul, and shouted, "Help, there's an old man who is going to kill someone!"
As soon as the man ran out, he was followed by an old man with white hair and white clothes, who had an angry face and a rattan in his hand, and chased after the young man angrily.
As soon as this young man saw Yun Shan Jiuzi, it was like seeing a savior, and he hid behind them at once, and Wuya looked at the young man helplessly and said, "Senior Brother Wudao, how did you provoke Uncle Shi!"
Hahaha, looking at the young man's dress, the cultivator is dressed like this, this name is really suitable for him.
Wudao hurriedly pointed at the old man and said, "Quickly help me block it, this old man is crazy." ”
The old man in white held the rattan, pointed at the Wudao hidden behind Yun Shan Jiuzi, and said angrily: "Get out of here, I really don't know what retribution I have suffered, I will meet such a bastard apprentice as you in this life!"
Although Wu Dao, who was hiding behind Shanyun Jiuzi, was afraid to death, he was not to be outdone, and shouted: "Who wants to be your apprentice, if you hadn't been abducted up the mountain when you were three years old, maybe I would have graduated from college now!"
When the old man heard this, he scolded: "I still owe you, don't I? You scoundrel, you usually forget about being lazy, and now you dare to spread this kind of thing privately in the door, see that I don't kill you!"
I'm going, is this to my master and apprentice? How do I feel like an enemy?
Wuya stood in front of the old man in white, and said busily: "Uncle Shi, today's young master of the underworld has come down, you can put out the fire first." ”
When the old man in white heard this, he hurriedly looked at me and Wu Lingna, and said with a smile: "Your Royal Highness is good." ”
I hurriedly responded, "Hello, I don't know what to call you?"
Before I said this, Wudao, who was hiding behind Shanyun Jiuzi, took advantage of the old man's inattention and ran away.
At this time, the old man didn't care to answer me, and pointed at Wudao with a smoke: "The rabbit cub still dares to run, see if I don't kill you!"
As soon as these words came out, he pushed Shanyun Jiuzi away and chased after him.
Looking at the distant backs of this pair of strange masters and apprentices, Wuya looked at me with a smile and said, "Brother Qin, don't mind, Senior Brother Wudao and their masters and apprentices are often like this." ”
I smiled and waved my hand, "It's okay, it's okay, by the way, this book is quite exciting, so I'll give it to you." ”
As I spoke, I threw the book with the hot bikini girl printed on it to Wuya, who just wanted to take it, but when I saw the cover, my face instantly turned red, and I didn't dare to take it, so I let the book fall to the ground, and then I hurriedly waved my hand and said, "How dare a cultivator read such a book, it's a sin and a sin." ”
I smiled and said, "You are cultivators, not monks, proper relaxation is good for your physical and mental health, don't be so wronged yourself." ”
Wuya shook his head like a rattle, and hurriedly said: "Brother Qin, I don't dare, there are three rules and nine laws in the door, and if you read this kind of book, you will be expelled from the sect." ”
Originally, I just wanted to tease Wuyan, but who would have thought that he would react so much, so I continued: "Then the Wudao you called Senior Brother just now, didn't he also read this book? ”
Wuya shook his head and said: "Senior Brother Wudao, with the amnesty order of the ancestor, you don't have to follow the three rules and nine laws in the door, and Senior Brother Wudao's behavior is also very strange, so he will often be punished by his uncle." ”
Hearing Wuya say this, I immediately said, "This Wudao is so special, isn't that his cultivation very high?"
Wuya smiled bitterly and said: "I'm not afraid of Brother Qin's jokes, Senior Brother Wudao doesn't know any spells at all, there are more than 30,000 disciples in my sect, and Senior Brother Wudao is the most special one." ”
Saying this, I was even more curious, and hurriedly said, "Then what is special about him?"
Wuya said: "Although Senior Brother Wudao doesn't know how to spell, but..."
Before Wuya finished speaking, a deep voice suddenly came from inside the door: "Wuya, quickly lead His Highness the Difu in." ”
The voice was so frightened that he hurriedly bowed to the door and said respectfully, "Yes, Master." ”
Then Wuya looked at me and said, "Brother Qin, Master, they are in a hurry, I'll tell you later, and I'll take you to visit our Yunshan Gate in a good way." ”
I smiled and nodded, and said, "Well, okay, let's go." ”
Under the leadership of Yunshan Jiuzi, we entered a majestic hall, with green tables and green chairs, painted rafters and carved beams, and the powder walls gave people a solemn and majestic feeling.
In the center sits an old man with crane hair and a childish face, wearing a black robe, between his eyebrows reveals a domineering spirit of a person in power, his whole body is full of true energy, his eyes are like ten thousand stars in the starry sky, sitting in the center is like a towering tree, just looking at him, it makes people shudder. This person should be the head of this Yunshan Sect, Shang Yang!
There are seven middle-aged people sitting around Shang Yang, who are also a few years old, with a calm breath and no anger and self-authority, this should be the seven apprentices under Shang Yang, the seven heroes of Qiankun in Wuya's mouth.
I wasn't stupid enough to use my divine sense to investigate their cultivation, just by looking at the momentum, I knew that they must be much higher than me, walked in front of them, bowed to them respectfully, and then said: "Master, His Royal Highness Qin Yan and Wu Lingna, the young masters of the underworld, have arrived." ”
At this time, Wu Lingna and I were also very sensible, bowed deeply towards Shang Yang, and then said, "Juniors, Qin Yan, Wu Lingna, meet Shang Yang's seniors." ”
Shang Yang smiled at us and said, "His Royal Highness is really extraordinary, hahaha." ”
I smiled and said, "Thanks to the praise of my seniors, I have a letter that my father asked my junior to bring to my seniors, and I asked my seniors to read it." ”
I handed the invitation written by my father to Wuya, who took the invitation and respectfully sent it to Shangyang.
I don't know what my father wrote in the invitation, but after reading the invitation, Shang Yang suddenly laughed, and then said to us: "King Guang is really far-sighted, Your Highness, I heard that after you came to the Yang world, you met Ling Yi Ancestor?"
I nodded and said, "That's the case, he pit a few bottles of Erguotou and give me a copy of Forging Yin Muscle Heavenly Decision." ”
As soon as these words came out, the faces of the people around him changed, even Shang Yang was shocked, and then looked at me with a slightly different look, and said with a smile: "Hahaha, sure enough, the heroic boy, the ancestor's temper is very strange, even the people in my door rarely look at it, but I didn't expect to prefer His Royal Highness, hahaha, this is your blessing Your Royal Highness." ”
I really wondered why everyone except my mother-in-law was so respectful when they mentioned the sloppy old man.
Shang Yang waved his hand and said: "Okay, Your Royal Highness, it's getting late, you should rest early tonight, since you came to my Yunshan Gate, you will stay longer, you have been inherited by the ancestors, then the seniority is much higher than mine, hahaha, Wuya take the little highnesses down to rest." ”
Wu Yan nodded, and then led us out of the hall, this out of the hall, I was relieved, in fact, I hate this kind of occasion the most, every word has to go through the brain first, I am tired of saying a word.
Wuya took us all the way through, explaining to me the history of Yunshanmen while walking, and I also had some understanding of Yunshanmen along the way, and it also confirmed what Wuya said, they really have no electricity, and the lighting actually relies on a lantern.
It's not interesting to wander around this way, so I took a picture and said, "Do you have any pastimes here at night?"
As soon as Wuya heard what I said, he said, "Brother Qin, what do you mean?"
I went, when did my speech become so profound, I said, "It's entertainment, like singing, drinking, and so on." ”
Wuya hurriedly waved his hand and said: "It is a violation of the rules to make a loud noise, and drinking is also a taboo in the nine laws, and no one dares to mess around." ”
I was so confused by this that I hurriedly said, "Then what are you doing at night?"
Boundless Dao: "Participating in Zen and enlightenment or practicing meditation." ”
I said with a confused face, "And then?"
Wuya shook his head and said, "Then there will be no more." ”
I really can't believe that this yang world is the 21st century, and they live like this?
I continued, "Or you're wondering if there's anything else." ”
Wuya suddenly seemed to react, and then said, "Well, there is!"
Wu Lingna said with a look of surprise: "What else?"
"Sleep!"
As soon as I heard these two words, Wu Lingna and I almost didn't spurt out a mouthful of blood, are they really living like this?
Wu Lingna shook her head and said, "You guys are like this every day, don't you feel bored?"
Wuya smiled: "For the sake of immortality, what is this loneliness." ”
Hey, sometimes I really don't know what these mortals think, living like this, even if they really live forever, is that really happy?
For Wuya, Wu Lingna and I are really convinced. Wu Lingna seemed to suddenly think of something at this moment, and hurriedly said to Wuya: "By the way, is there a person in your sect called Sword Ruthless, who sells honest water in the fairy world." ”
As soon as I heard this, I knew that Wu Lingna was going to seek revenge, so Wu Yayi shook his head and said, "The sword is ruthless? ”
Wu Lingna took out a piece of paper from her small bag and handed it to Wu Yadao: "Then you should know this address." ”
Wuya looked at this address, his face changed instantly, and he said in surprise: "Isn't this the residence of Senior Brother Wudao?"
As soon as I heard this, I felt strange, and said with a smile: "Is that the Wudao who was chased and beaten by his master today?"
Wuya nodded affirmatively and said, "Well, exactly, but what are you looking for Senior Brother Wudao?"
(Education 123 Literature Network)