Mosquito's words may be right, or maybe it's just a quibble of a woman who refuses to admit her reality.

It doesn't matter what it is, for me, who didn't take a nap until 3 a.m., this is not something I should worry about at this moment.

I sat on the corner of the bed, holding a cup in one hand and a basin in the other, looking at Jiang Beisheng leaning against the head of the bed with bloodshot eyes.

If there is something I need to worry about urgently at this time, it can only be how to quiet a man who has suddenly changed from weak to energetic, and who is bent on getting drunk and crazy with you.

"Wu Xiaoqi, I'm thirsty, I want to drink water. ”

Jiang Beisheng's eyelids twitched, and he had a bad face again.

I lifted the cup for the twelfth time and held it to his lips.

This damn little southern man still blew a few mouthfuls of bubbles into the cup, then looked up and muttered to me for the twelfth time: "Wu Xiaoqi, I'm done drinking, I'm going to vomit." ”

I gritted my teeth, withdrew the hand that was raising the glass, and replaced it with the hand that was lifting the basin. He hooked his head coquettishly, opened his mouth and "purred" a few times in the basin, and sat up straight and returned to the head of the bed with satisfaction.

Three minutes later, he opened his demonic eyes from closing his eyes and muttered to me in a bad temper: "Wu Xiaoqi, I'm thirsty, I want to drink water." ”

This is an unforgivable vicious circle, if it is marriage, I have to tear it to pieces, even if it is the enemy of the whole world.

I gritted my eyes and poured water, unwilling to believe that it was true.

I remember that after I sent Gege back to the master bedroom, Jiang Beisheng was obviously unconscious lying on this one-meter-two bed, his head and feet were like stuck in the side knife of the severed head and broken foot table, and he couldn't use his strength.

At the end of April in Beijing, although nearly a month has passed since the day when the heating valve was turned off, this does not mean that its night is the night of spring flowers. I borrowed a thick quilt from the mosquito hunt and put it half on the sofa in the living room, half over my body, and planned to get some sleep.

Mosquito worries about her floor as urgently as Nanako worries that I won't get married, every ten minutes, she will nervously shake me up with heavy eyelids, with a miserable face: "Fox, go in and ask your husband if he wants to vomit?"

When the harassment went on for the third time, I finally broke out hysterically: "Mosquito, I don't mind if you go in and take care of my husband in person, but I really mind that you can't sleep this thing." ”

The mosquito snorted and blew a piece of eye feces, and played with me straightforwardly: "I don't care, whose husband is responsible." You, hurry, let me go inside and have a look. ”

A woman's friendship begins with like-minded gossip and is sudden in trivial matters. At that moment, I suddenly had an urge to draw a line with mosquitoes and never get along with each other. If it weren't for the fact that it was not suitable for a single woman to wander the streets in the middle of the night, I would never have endured the humiliation of being under such a fence and obediently returned to that drunken room with my quilt.

Jiang Beisheng is still the Jiang Beisheng who was stuck in the side knife with his head and feet stuck in the side knife when I left.

I silently walked to the corner of the window, piled the thick quilt in my hand in the bleak back-backed chair, and as soon as I turned around, the mosquito pushed the door in. I sat down on the quilt a little annoyed, the mosquito held a basin of water in both hands, and a flower towel was resting in the water, and smiled a little obscenely: "He seems to be very uncomfortable, you take a towel to wipe his body for him." ”

I frowned: "When I'm uncomfortable, he's always on the sidelines. Now that feng shui is turning, I am unfortunately magnanimous, why do you still ask me to be compassionate?"

"Contract couples, compassion is the bottom line, morality is the essence, you can't lose the bottom line and forget the essence. It's a basin of warm water, and it can't stand you thinking too much. ”

The mosquito raised an eyebrow and put the basin with the flower towel on the bedside table with his backhand. I leaned in the quilt and didn't move, and she had to retreat when she was about to kick the door: "Wu Xiaoqi, although we haven't been together for half a day, my intuition and vision won't lie to you, Jiang Beisheng is a man, not bad." ”

I raised my fragile eyelids and snorted coldly, "Just because when he came to visit, he didn't come empty-handed?"

"I don't deny that there is this, but not all. The mosquito gave me an ambiguous look with a smile: "I have to go to work on time tomorrow, and I really don't have the energy to accompany you two anymore." Fox, don't blame my sister for not reminding me, if you dare to watch your husband spoil the floor of my house, then I will definitely let you know how disgusting it is to wipe other people's vomit. ”

Since Mosquito became a mother, her tone and expression that taught me are very similar to Nanako.

My indisputable guts, as expected, can't match the might of Nanako, even if it's a low-profile version.

"Eldest sister, we've known each other for so many years, and you still don't know me? Wipe him to make him comfortable, right? No problem, it's done. ”

I laughed and jumped to my feet, and walked to the side of the bed in two steps.

The mosquito nodded, and finally left.

I sighed, hugged Jiang Beisheng no longer arrogantly, and dragged him for three to five minutes before moving his whole person forty-five degrees, so that the back of his head had a pillow to rely on. This work was very laborious, and after I finished it, I rested for a minute before I had the strength to wring out the soaked flower towel and wipe Jiang Beisheng's face.

Xu used to patronize and fight with him, and he didn't have the heart to take a good look at this buddy, so he didn't think he had grown a little color. Now, he is motionless, only at my mercy, and my bile suddenly becomes fat.

From my forehead to my brow bone, to the bridge of my nose and cheeks, and to my chin, I pinched it all. The mood is really much better.

When I feel good, my brain is very easy to get hot, and when my brain is hot, I don't have any sense of doing things. For example, now, I not only took off Jiang Beisheng's coat, but also took off his close-fitting white shirt.

Tsk, this dude, good figure.

I wiped him with a flower towel in one hand, and was busy pinching his chest and back with the other.

As the old saying goes, women and villains are difficult to raise. Many women have a deep preconception about this statement, but I never bothered about it.

As long as you can take revenge, what about the villain?

After finishing Jiang Beisheng's upper body, I began to plan his lower body.

Although the residual heat in my head is still there at the moment, the instinct of being a woman still makes me hesitate, after all, taking off a man's pants is always more evil than taking off a man's shirt.

Uh, is this going to take it off? or not to take it off?

I sat cross-legged next to Jiang Beisheng, leaned forward, and still hesitated with my hands resting on the belt around his waist.

I was stunned, but in just three seconds, Jiang Beisheng had already sat up, holding his mobile phone and shouting at me angrily: "Wu Xiaoqi, what do you want to do? Raw rice is cooked and cooked? Hmph, I will be bothered again by your behavior." ”

Sleepy your uncle!

I was so angry that my face was flushed: "Jiang Beisheng, while I still have a trace of sanity, I advise you to delete the photo immediately." ”

"This is evidence that you want to plot against me, and I will not delete it if you are rational or not. After speaking, Jiang Beisheng locked his mobile phone, pulled the quilt to wrap his bare upper body, and leaned lazily on the head of the bed: "Wu Xiaoqi, I'm thirsty, I want to drink water." ”

"Ha, you wouldn't be naïve enough to think that just that little photo on your phone would blackmail this girl into making you a cow and a horse, right?"

"Well, that's what I thought. ”

I laughed twice and threw the door away.

A minute later, I sat back on the edge of the bed and said hatefully, "Drink water." ”

……

This was the beginning of this nightmare.

(To be continued)