Chapter 1829: I'm going to make all the audience have nosebleeds

When Ding Peng said that he had gone to Ye Fei just now, his parents directly wondered if the child was stupid.

No way, although the little guy was lost, but the time before and after was not too long, they just suddenly couldn't see the child and felt anxious, which doesn't mean that the son went to Ye Fei.

Where is Ye Fei?

They don't even know now, how can their children get there? Besides, there's not enough time.

"Comrade policeman, I now seriously suspect that this trafficker abused my son, who most likely fed my son with drugs that confuse his nerves, and my son is now ...... Now it's likely that you're delirious. The middle-aged man said bitterly.

The policeman with the gun pointed at the elven god and said, "What the hell did you do to him? Now come back with us and cooperate with the investigation, otherwise I will shoot." ”

Elven God: "......"

Your sister, what have I done to him?

I didn't do anything!

"All this is a misunderstanding, listen to me, I am Ye Fei's friend, I came here to find someone, but I found the wrong person just now. The elven god said helplessly.

Ding Peng's mother pointed at the elven god and shouted, "Why are you still quibbling?! Why don't you look for so many people? You just took my son away? You did it on purpose!"

"I ...... There's a picture on your son's box. ”

"Heh~ I know that your reason is ridiculous, can you find the wrong person with a picture?"

"Really. ”

"Shameless! Look at your appearance, I didn't expect to do such a shameless thing, you are so sorry for your face!"

"I ...... What does this have to do with my face?"

The elf god doesn't understand the profound truth on the earth, and this thing was scolded by Ding Peng's mother a little confused.

"Comrade policeman, everyone, you have seen that he did it on purpose, and begged the comrade police to arrest him, so that no other children would be abducted by him again. ”

The policeman with the gun pointed at the elven god and walked forward while shouting not to move,

And the other policeman even took out the handcuffs, and was about to go over and handcuff the elven god.

The elven god was depressed when he saw it, this thing couldn't fight back, and as soon as he fought back, he was even more convicted of child abduction and trafficking.

"Calm down, I'm telling the truth, I'm not a bad person. ”

"Come with us to the police station. ”

"What did I say?"

"Tell me about the crimes you have committed. ”

"I didn't commit a crime!"

"You can remain silent now, but every word you say will be used as evidence in court. ”

"I ...... Neurotic!"

"Now add one more count of insulting the police!"

"What the hell is ...... you"

Before the elf god finished scolding, he saw the handcuffed policeman raise two fingers, which means that there will be two immediately.

This thing didn't scold when I looked at it.

Ding Chun was really depressed, he was also very anxious, he had been paying attention to the notice of the Qiuqiu platform, but he didn't wait until midnight to wait for the news, so he hurriedly packed his things and rushed to the airport, and then transferred to the plane at Hanwu Airport.

However, I didn't buy a ticket at the ideal time, so I had to buy a little later.

At this time, he was waiting anxiously in the airport, and his plane would not be able to board and take off in an hour.

He already knew that there was a trafficker at the airport, and it seemed that another child had been lost.

"The current human traffickers are really hateful, such people should be directly sentenced to death if they are caught, destroying the happiness of other people's families, and dying 10,000 times is light. Ding Chun sat on the bench and muttered.

It's just that after muttering, he looked at his watch and found that there was still a lot of time, so he pulled the box and walked out, he also wanted to see what the situation was, and just now I heard a few people who came in say that it seemed that the police had passed, and the traffickers had caught it.

When he left the hall, he saw a group of people arguing not far away, and the goods also pulled the box over.

"Did the traffickers catch it?" he asked, turning to one of the people next to him.

The man looked at Ding Chun and said, "I caught it, I heard that he is still a handsome guy, it's really a pity, such a handsome person turned out to be a human trafficker, and his parents gave him this good skin in vain." ”

"Brother, I'll take a look, I'll take a look. ”

"I'll give you the spot, my time to board the plane is coming soon, and I guess I should check in now." ”

Ding Chun squeezed in little by little, and finally squeezed inside, and saw a handsome scumbag man "arguing" with two policemen.

"How many times are you going to make me say that? I'm so innocent. ”

"Be honest, put on the handcuffs first, if you dare to resist, it means that you did it on purpose. ”

"Holy. ”

In the end, there was no way, the elf god put the handcuffs on, and he had to show his innocence, in fact, he was also looking at Ye Fei's face, if he hadn't wanted to complete the task given by Ye Fei, he would have turned around and run away a long time ago.

Seeing that the elven god was handcuffed, the onlookers applauded.

"Such a scum will lock him up for the rest of his life!"

"Damn, I have a neighbor's child who was also abducted by traffickers, and now the two of them are sad every day, and they haven't posted Spring Festival couplets for the New Year since then. ”

"Human traffickers are not the most special thing, they have the ability to sell their own children. ”

"Fortunately, the police comrades are mighty and handcuffed the goods. ”

The men scattered as they talked.

Ding Chun stood there looking at the handcuffed elf god, and this person felt a little familiar, but he couldn't remember it for a while.

In fact, this is not to blame him, when the elf god came, he changed slightly, his fluttering white hair turned into a bancun, and his clothes were also Ye Fei's copycats, if Ding Chun could recognize him at a glance, he would be a hell of a person.

Just as he looked at the elven god, the elven god turned his head and happened to see him.

Ding Chun also took care of his luggage when he saw the excitement, and he put the box in front of him.

After the elf god saw the box in front of him, he froze for a moment, and then he didn't care about the two policemen, and came directly to Ding Chun, and said, "The prodigal son's little gun?"

Ding Chun was stunned, this is his name in Ye Fei's live broadcast room, no one should know him except for the person who knows that he has won the lottery, right?

"You ......"

"Are you a prodigal son, right? Ye Fei's next live broadcast guest. ”

Ding Chun looked at the elf god and didn't dare to admit it, after all, Ye Fei's live broadcast guest quota was too valuable, and he was afraid that he would impersonate himself after admitting that he had killed him.

"I'm not. ”

"Then isn't this pattern on your box Peppa Pig?"

"Yes, I didn't expect you to like to watch cartoons too. ”

“......”

Just when the elf god was speechless, Ding Chun's mobile phone rang.

He took it out and looked at it, and hurriedly connected it.

"Hey, Mr. Ma, I'm about to board the plane, I'll be able to get to Ye Shen soon, okay, okay, thank you for your concern, I'll pay attention." ”

After finishing speaking, Ding Chun put away his mobile phone, and when he looked up, he saw that the trafficker was looking at himself happily, and the goods were a little hairy.

"Neurotic! What do you see? Lao Tzu is twenty-five, you don't even want to turn an adult, do you? Let me tell you, Lao Tzu remembers his own door, and you can find my home if you sell me to the deep mountains and old forests. ”

The elf god smiled, and the next moment everyone felt a flash of golden light in front of them, and when the light passed, the white-haired handsome guy in front of him and the man holding the blue Peppa box just now disappeared.

"Uh~~ Where's the people?" asked the policeman with the gun, looking around.

The handcuffed policeman shook his head, and it took a long time before he shouted: ", fairy!"

"Ahhhhh......h

Ding Chun felt that his body suddenly flew up involuntarily, and then entered a strange passage, and countless stars around him flew towards him, and he shouted in fright.

This product seems to be scolding people now, and just now I said that human traffickers will not abduct and sell themselves, but I didn't expect that the next moment I would fly up in a daze, and now human traffickers are really rampant, adults sell them, is the business of human traffickers so good now?

"Ah!!!!h

Shout~

Ding Chun was shouting, but suddenly his eyes opened up, and the whole person instantly saw a primeval forest and stood on the ground.

"Ma Dan, are you really selling it to the deep mountains and old forests?" Ding Chun looked at the surrounding primeval forest, and even forgot about his fear, muttering.

Just as he was muttering, he suddenly saw a figure flash in front of him, and a golden giant appeared in front of him.

Ding Chun raised his head and looked at it, and then his eyes narrowed, no way, dazzling, this guy is covered in gold, is this pure creation?

"How is it? Do you see clearly?" Just as Ding Chun was looking up his neck, he suddenly heard someone in front of him ask him.

The goods hurriedly looked forward, and when they saw the person in front of them, Ding Chun was pleasantly surprised: "Ye Shen?"

Ye Fei nodded with a smile and said, "Welcome, I'm waiting for you now." ”

Ding Chun looked around, and when he saw Stallone, he was even more sure that this was not a dream, and when he saw Liang Bing and Queen Kaisha, he felt that he was dreaming, because such a beautiful woman would only appear in a dream.

"Ye Shen, what happened just now?"

"Oh, I asked the elven god to pick you up. ”

"Elven gods, you say the traffickers?"

"Traffickers, what traffickers?"

"It's the white-haired man just now, he kidnapped other people's children, and if he hadn't been discovered, he would have sold them now. ”

“......”

At this time, the elven god came over, sighed, and said, "It's that little child, they treated me as a human trafficker when I sent me back." ”

"Damn, didn't you tell his parents when you brought him over?" Ye Fei asked with a glare.

The elven god shook his head and said, "No." ”

"You're awesome, it's right for people to treat you as a human trafficker, if it were me, I would also treat you as a human trafficker, your job is too inauthentic. ”

"Am I not all here to help you?"

"In the future, before doing this kind of thing, you must inform your parents, when will you get two bracelets?" Ye Fei noticed the two bright silver-white bracelets on the wrist of the elf god and asked.

The elven god stretched out his wrist and shook it, and said, "Handcuffs." ”

“......”

"Ahem, Ye Shen, the elf god was treated as a human trafficker just now, and it happened that there was a police officer on duty at the airport, so he was handcuffed. ”

"Is that okay?"

Ye Fei really wanted to laugh a few times, the supreme ruler of the dignified first universe was now handcuffed by the two little policemen on the earth, and he couldn't laugh at the dead when he passed it out?

"Don't move, yes, stay in this position. Ye Fei pointed to the elven god and said.

The elf god didn't understand what this thing meant, so he really showed his wrists and posed still.

Ye Fei hurriedly took out the mobile phone, clicked at the elf god and slapped it violently, then looked at the effect and said, "It's okay." ”

"Damn, you're taking pictures?" the elven god jumped up and asked.

Ye Fei nodded and said, "This is very commemorative, if you pass it on to Lao Han and them, how will they praise you?"

"Boast a fart, delete it quickly. ”

Saying that, the elf god came to Ye Fei's side, and it turned out to be quite good.

"You can't do it, it's a little blurry. ”

"You just shook it, so it's a little blurry. ”

"This one, this one, damn, the only pockmark on my face has been photographed?"

"I don't use beauty. ”

“......”

The arrival of the prodigal son announced that all the guests of the next live broadcast had arrived, and everyone sat and waited for 12:10 while chatting.

Through chatting, Ding Chun knew that the two top beauties who only appeared in dreams were Liang Bing and Queen Keisha, and this thing was not calm.

Although he was a salesman before, he had seen big scenes, but he had never seen a big guy of the level of Liang Bing and Queen Kaisha, so this thing was a little flustered, and he didn't even dare to look at the two of them.

"Shh~"

Just when he was panicking, he suddenly felt that someone was blowing in his ears and eyes, a little itchy, Ding Chun was full of excitement, and when he turned his head, he saw Liang Bing standing next to him.

"I ...... Goddess, what are you doing?"

Liang Bing looked at this guy and licked his red lips, and said, "Don't go back at night, how about my sister leave the door for you?"

"Huh?"

Ding Chun was even more panicked, especially when Liang Bing spoke, a fragrant gas hit Ding Chun's face, making him a little confused.

"It's okay~" Liang Bing suddenly grabbed Ding Chun's arm and shook it twice, and said coquettishly.

Ding Chun stared at Liang Bing for a while, swallowed his saliva very unproductively, nodded, and said, "Okay...... Good. ”

As a result, Ye Fei slapped him on the head and said with a smile: "How are you, what are you? You will let you crawl out tomorrow morning after you go over the night." ”

After finishing speaking, he looked at Liang Bing and said, "I said can you not flirt with others? ”

Liang Bing waved his hand nonchalantly, and laughed: "Isn't this boring? Besides, you won't go if I leave the door for you, so it's better to find someone else to warm the bed." ”

"Alright, it's almost time, get ready for the live broadcast. Ye Fei looked at the gold watch on his wrist and said.

As soon as he heard that the live broadcast was about to start, Liang Bing hurriedly got serious and said, "The old lady is ready, I will make all the audience have nosebleeds in a while." ”

“.....”