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Yesterday was the Midyear Festival, the ghost door was wide open, and many pit friends went out for a walk, after all, they had been holding back for too long. A few pit friends couldn't resist the temptation because they were greedy, so they totaled the total and prepared to form a group to brush Shoufulou. As soon as the pit friends arrived at Shoufu Building, they found that the big zongzi was not there, but the boss's little brother was there. Because yesterday was the Midyear Festival, there are a lot of pit friends who go to Shoufulou to eat, especially in the evening, the business in the store is booming, you must queue for an hour and a half to eat, the boss brother is also very busy, but the attitude is very good, and the taste of the dish is still so good! The only regret is that it has passed the days of eating black donkey hooves stuffed with bean paste, and there is no black donkey hoof sold in the store, but the taste of spicy crayfish is still so good, you can't stop eating! The pit friends also drank a soup made of scallop pillars, saying that it must be a soul rejuvenation soup, otherwise how could they drink the taste of happiness! It's so delicious, I'll go next time!o(*≧▽≦)ツ

——Dazong Review Network, the first food review website in the ancient tomb circle

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The Midyear Festival is really a good day, the big zongzi is not there! The big zongzi is not there! The big zongzi is not there! The important thing is said three times!! the boss's little brother exudes a delicious smell from beginning to end, which is particularly tempting!! I have become a die-hard fan of the boss's little brother! I hope that tomorrow the big zongzi is not there! The pit friends agreed to go to the Shoufu Building tomorrow!

——Dazong Review Network, the first food review website in the ancient tomb circle

Wen Baiyu and Wan Qi Jinghou sat on the sofa, both looking at each other's faces, the living room was quiet, Xi Chi had already gone out to find Zhong Jian......

Wen Baiyu looked at Wan Qi Jinghou for the hundredth time, and saw his own face again, he still couldn't adapt to such a change, why did he just sleep for a while, and the bodies of the two people were reversed? !

Wen Baiyu wailed in his heart, we didn't do anything discordant!

Wen Baiyu sighed, looked at Wan Qi Jinghou against his face, but his face was indifferent, particularly awkward, and said, "What now?"

Wan Qi Jinghou was calm and said, "I don't know." ”

Wen Baiyu: "......"

Wen Baiyu said: "You are a little nervous, our bodies are reversed, isn't it weird! Why are you so calm!"

Wan Qi Jinghou looked at Wen Baiyu with his face on his face, sitting on the sofa, his facial expression was particularly rich, and his hands kept waving as he spoke, and he really felt unnatural.

Wan Qi Jinghou retracted his gaze lightly and said, "Being nervous doesn't help. ”

Wen Baiyu: "I was speechless......"

Wen Baiyu sat on the sofa with his legs crossed very indecently, holding his cheeks, and said, "What to do now, how can you not know!"

Wan Qi Jinghou said: "I am not a monk, nor am I a heavenly master. ”

Wen Baiyu's eyes lit up and said, "Heavenly Master, then let's find Zhong Kui!"

Wan Qi Jinghou really didn't get used to Wen Baiyu's rich facial expressions, so he simply looked away and said, "Whatever." ”

Wen Baiyu grabbed the phone on the table and dialed Zhong Kui.

The other party answered the phone quickly.

Wen Baiyu said, "Hey, Zhong Kui?"

Zhong Kui's voice was obviously stunned for a moment, and said, "Yo, it's Wan Qi Jinghou, why call me." ”

Wen Baiyu: "......"

Wen Baiyu said: "I am Wen Baiyu......"

Zhong Kui's voice suddenly burst into laughter, and said, "Hahaha, don't tell me that you are combined! My ears are very smart, and I can't hear the sound?"

Wen Baiyu: "......"

Wen Baiyu was speechless for a while, and with a "snap" he viciously buttoned the phone and said, "What kind of heavenly master, it's a god stick at all!"

Wan Qi Jinghou: "......"

Wan Qi Jinghou stood up and said, "It's not early, I'm going to the store." ”

Wen Baiyu looked at him with his cheeks and said, "There is no other way now, if you tell others about this, no one else will believe it, so we have to pretend to each other now." ”

Wan Qi Jinghou looked at him indifferently, then raised his eyebrows and went out.

After all, Wen Baiyu is the owner of a small restaurant, he can not go to the restaurant, Wan Qi Jinghou is a part-time worker, so he naturally has to go to work.

They only slept in the morning, and when they woke up in the afternoon, it was getting dark.

When Wan Qi Jinghou arrived at the store, Tang Zi was stunned for a moment when he saw him, then walked over with a smile and said, "Hehe, boss, your aura is different today, you are very stylish!"

As he spoke, Tang Zi also patted Wan Qi Jinghou on the shoulder.

Wan Qi Jinghou didn't give him a handout, staggered two steps, and walked past Tang Zi.

Tang Zi looked at Wan Qi Jinghou's back stupidly, and said, "Is the boss planning to take the cold route? No, it's not suitable for the boss!"

As soon as it gets dark, Wan Qi Jinghou helps serve the dishes, and Tang Zi still said stupidly: "Boss, why are you so diligent today, don't you usually sit behind the counter and chat with the little girl?"

Wan Qi Jinghou narrowed his eyes and said, "Chat with the little girl?"

Tang Zi nodded sincerely and said, "Yes, doesn't the boss like to hook up with little girls on QQ the most?"

Wen Baiyu felt a tightness in his back at home for some reason, and he sneezed a big sneeze, rubbed his arms, and said to himself: "Could it be that you caught a cold when you slept on the sofa last night?"

The number of customers gradually increased, and at this time the door of the store was pushed open, and a few people dressed in very thick clothes walked in in groups.

Tang Zi hurried over to greet him.

As soon as they came in, Wan Qi Jinghou squinted his eyes, and there was a strong air of death, it was zongzi, and the years were not short.

They sat down and ordered, Tang Zi went to place an order, and a zongzi still looked at Wan Qi Jinghou, and his eyes suddenly lit up.

A zongzi said: "Hey, Lao Guo Lao Guo, the boss's little brother is here again today! It's really good, eating delicious, and you can look at the handsome guy!"

Another zongzi said: "Didn't I say you, Lao Xu, why are you like a nymphomaniac, you are also a person who has been buried for so long, a little forced, okay?"

Lao Guo said: "Phew! What's wrong with the and doesn't commit the zongzi law! Don't I just look at the boss brother! Don't you smell that this boss brother exudes a delicious breath, which smells better than the aura of heaven and earth at night, just smell it and feel refreshed!"

Lao Xu rolled his eyes and said, "I think you are a nymphomaniac, you let a few pit friends listen to it, tsk." ”

Several others giggled.

The first dish was fried, Wan Qi Jinghou served the dish, walked over, and put it on their table.

The boss named Lao Xu planned to talk to the "boss brother", but he didn't know that in fact, the seemingly gentle and harmless boss brother had been replaced by Wan Qi Jinghou with facial paralysis in his bones!

Lao Xu grabbed Wan Qi Jinghou's hand and said, "Hey, boss, don't go, do you remember me!" Yesterday, a few of us also came to eat, and we also ordered black donkey hooves, you said that the Dragon Boat Festival has already passed, and the black donkey hooves with bean paste stuffing are not sold, and we recommended scallop pillar tofu soup, which is called a delicious one, and there are still fresh scallop pillars today?"

Wan Qi Jinghou lowered his head and watched Lao Xu grab his wrist.

Lao Xu didn't know why, he suddenly shook it, and let go of his hand, so scared that the soul of the zongzi was about to fall, how did the boss brother change his aura today? !

Wan Qi Jinghou squinted, swept over one by one, and said, "You also came yesterday?"

Lao Xu wondered, "Yes...... yes, boss, you don't remember us?"

Wan Qi Jinghou sneered, and began to roll call them one by one, saying: "The owner of the Han Tomb of Lion Mountain in Xuzhou, the owner of the Guozhuang Tomb, and the couple of the Jin Marquis' Tomb." ”

Lao Xu: "......"

Lao Guo: "......"

Mr. and Mrs. Jin Hou: "......"

Wen Baiyu was really bored at home alone, so he planned to go to the store, just to settle dinner, he was just about to push open the door of the small restaurant, when he heard the sound of "bang!".

The two doors of the small restaurant were suddenly slammed open, and the doors almost flew away, almost shooting Wen Baiyu's nose.

Wen Baiyu hurriedly touched his neck, took a step back and dodged, this is Wan Qi Jinghou's body, such perfect facial features, if his nose collapses, what a pity!

Followed by four people rushing out of the small restaurant, the girl ran away, and the posture was as if there was an underworld chasing with machetes behind them.

Wen Baiyu heard the four of them shouting: "My mother! The big zongzi and the boss are combined! Help!!"

Wen Baiyu: "......"

When Lao Xu ran out of it, because he was too nervous, he accidentally bumped into Wen Baiyu, and the person who was hit didn't speak, and the person who hit him first trembled and spoke.

Wen Baiyu saw the strange man pointing at him, trembling back and forth, shouting: "Why is it a big zongzi again!! Help! It's combined!! Run and run for your life!"

Then the four of them ran away......

Wen Baiyu was speechless to the extreme, so he had to walk into the small restaurant, Wan Qi Jinghou stood against his body and cleaned up the table expressionlessly.

Wen Baiyu walked over and said, "What's wrong with those people?"

Wan Qi Jinghou said: "I don't know. ”

Wen Baiyu looked at the money left by those people again, and said with a thick pile of red tickets, "Did you just rob it!? They gave so much!?"

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Big news!Big news!! the boss of Shoufu Lou actually merged with the big zongzi!! my girl's heart was broken!!Woo woo! Please, sù me, how can I go to the restaurant to eat and see the handsome guy in the future!!

——Dazong Review Network, the first food review website in the ancient tomb circle

Wen Baiyu found that there were not many people who came to eat tonight, much less than yesterday, maybe it was the reason why Wan Qi Jinghou was here......

Wen Baiyu was no longer surprised.

At this time, the door of the store opened, and an aunt in her sixties walked in, she was an acquaintance of Wen Baiyu, and Wen Baiyu lived in a community, that is, going up and down the stairs, she was usually very talkative, she liked to go to the store to pack a few dishes back, and she also took special care of Wen Baiyu.

As soon as Aunt Fang came in, Wen Baiyu wanted to step forward to say hello, but she stopped abruptly, for no other reason, because she was a little strange today, against someone else's body!

Aunt Fang walked in, and enthusiastically grabbed Wan Qi Jinghou's hands, rubbed them back and forth in her palms, and said with a smile: "Hey Xiaowen, I haven't seen you for a few days, and I'm getting more and more stable, hey, I don't like to talk anymore, don't you recognize my life, Aunt Fang hasn't come these days, my grandniece who is abroad has returned to China, and I haven't had time to come over these days." Isn't it, come and serve a few dishes. ”

Wan Qi Jinghou: "......"

Wan Qi Jinghou is not afraid of zongzi, not afraid of ghosts, and there is not even anything in this world that makes him afraid, but he can't resist Aunt Fang's enthusiasm......

"Poof-" When Wen Baiyu saw Wan Qi Jinghou's black face, he immediately laughed.

Aunt Fang talked for a long time, and finally got on the right track, saying, "Xiao Wen, are you twenty-six today, right?"

Wen Baiyu immediately understood, it turned out that Aunt Fang was a matchmaker, and now Wen Baiyu was simply glad that he was holding Wan Qi Jinghou's body and didn't have to be poisoned by Aunt Fang.

Aunt Fang likes to match young people on weekdays, and she held Wan Qi Jinghou's hand and said: "Xiao Wen, let me tell you, my grandniece is very beautiful, and Sven, Te Wenjing, a foreign university, a master's and doctor's degree, has graduated, her academic qualifications are good, and her biochemical engineering is very promising!" I figured it out, there are too many bad people out there now, it's better to know the roots, look at you, Xiao Wen, you have a career, and you can cook, people say that the man who can cook knows how to take care of people best, must be a good person who cares about the family, tomorrow at seven o'clock in the evening, I will arrange for you to meet, how about it? In fact, I have already shown your photo to my grandniece, hey, my grandniece likes you very much! Xiaowen, you have to come on, such a good girl, you can't find it with a lantern!"

Aunt Fang said it in one breath, and Wen Baiyu was stunned and couldn't interject.

After Aunt Fang finished speaking, Wan Qi Jinghou didn't say a word from beginning to end, and her face was indifferent, Aunt Fang said, "Xiao Wen, what's wrong, why don't you speak?"

Wen Baiyu hurriedly snatched it over and said, "I'm sorry Aunt Fang, I caught a cold yesterday, and the boss was hoarse today, and he couldn't speak." ”

Aunt Fang smiled and said, "Hey, it's okay, then don't talk, take care of yourself, remember tomorrow, you see the address is here, I have already written it, you take it, I'll go first." ”

Aunt Fang said, stuffed the note to Wan Qi Jinghou, and then left with a smile all the way.

Wen Baiyu was really speechless, took the note and looked at it, it was a fairly high-end restaurant, a couple restaurant......

Wan Qi Jinghou looked at him and said, "Are you going?"

Wen Baiyu said: "They are all neighbors, if you look up and don't see you down, what if you don't go, just go and take a picture." ”

However, as soon as Wen Baiyu finished speaking, he made up for the whole process of Wan Qi Jinghou's face paralyzed and going on a blind date with his body, the picture was too beautiful, and he didn't dare to make up for it......

But if Wan Qi Jinghou doesn't go, what can he do, Aunt Fang has already shown the photo to her grandniece, unless the two of them exchange it before tomorrow night.

If you think about it, it's unlikely......

The business of the small restaurant was deserted, and there were no customers at nine o'clock, so Wen Baiyu planned to close.

Just as it was about to close, the phone rang in the small restaurant.

Wen Baiyu picked it up and said, "Hey, Shoufulou." ”

The other party turned out to be Xi Chi, Xi Chi lived in Wen Baiyu's house, and naturally he had already learned how to jump chickens and dogs in the morning, so when he heard Wan Qi Jinghou's voice, he was just stunned for a moment, saying that he was not used to it, and then said, "Wen Baiyu?"

Wen Baiyu said, "Yes. ”

Xi Chi laughed and said, "Haven't you changed it back yet?"

Wen Baiyu said angrily: "Of course, you think this thing is like eating, you can change it three times a day, but you haven't found a way to change it back." ”

Xi Chi smiled and said, "Forget it, I'll help you ask Zhong Jian." ”

Wen Baiyu heard him mention Zhong Jian and said, "It's so late, why haven't you come back, are you with Zhong Jian?"

Xi Chi's voice sounded particularly pleasant, and he said, "Yes, I just want to tell you, I won't go back tonight, so you don't have to leave the door for me." ”

Wen Baiyu: "...... Beware of the big bad wolf, fire prevention, theft prevention, and pervert protection! How old are you, and you won't be able to return home at night!"

Xi Chi said: "More than two thousand years old, I can't remember the specifics." ”

Wen Baiyu: "......"

Wen Bai Yuxin said, but you only look fifteen or sixteen on the outside, if you don't put on a cold expression, you usually look like a minor at all!

Xi Chi said a few more words, Wen Baiyu faintly heard Zhong Jian's voice on the phone, and then Xi Chi hung up the phone.

Wen Baiyu hung up the phone, feeling sad.

Wan Qi Jinghou said, "What's wrong?"

Wen Baiyu said: "The little white rabbit is going to be eaten by the big old wolf." ”

When he got home, Wen Baiyu took a towel, went into the bathroom to take a bath, simply took off his clothes, turned on the shower, and stood under the hot water, then tilted his head, and suddenly shivered.

Tall and straight figure, fair skin, perfect facial features, well-proportioned body, smooth abdominal muscles, sexy mermaid line, straight legs, and ...... Raise...... Target...... Fart...... Share......

The hot water soaked the black hair, softening the grim countenance, and the water beads slid down the bridge of the nose and rolled down the collarbone to the mermaid line, and then down......

Wen Baiyu glanced at his underneath, couldn't help but blush, and said, "Okay...... It's so big......"

Wen Baiyu had an unobstructed view of this body, and he had seen everything he should have seen, and his heart was suddenly very entangled, when Wan Qi Jinghou took a bath for a while, wouldn't he also see his body?

Wen Baiyu was entangled, and at the same time reached out and poked his abdominal muscles, hard, especially strong feeling, don't look at Wan Qi Jinghou's body is not a muscle tangled type, but it is definitely not weak.

After Wen Baiyu poked, he carefully reached out and touched his abdominal muscles, which felt very good, and he was envious, which man didn't want such good-looking abdominal muscles!

Wen Baiyu finished touching his abdominal muscles, and pinched his arms again, there are also muscles, which are also hard, and the legs are also ......

After Wen Baiyu finished "touching himself" in the bathroom, half an hour had passed, so he quickly wiped it casually, and then came out with his clothes on, and then watched Wan Qi Jinghou enter the bathroom until he heard the sound of "whooshing" water......

Wen Baiyu suddenly felt a little hot on his face.

Xi Chi hung up the phone, Zhong Jian was stir-frying in the kitchen, looking very much like a good family man, and soon the dish was cooked.

Zhong Jian said while serving Xi Chi food: "I'm sorry, I got off work so late, so you eat so late." ”

Xi Chi smiled and said, "It's okay. ”

Zhong Jian said, "I just heard you call Wen Baiyu, is he in any trouble?"

Xi Chi said: "It's a little trouble, I have to ask you." ”

Xi Chi said the matter aside, Zhong Jian frowned and said: "I haven't encountered such a thing yet, I'll ask my senior brother when I go to work tomorrow, his Taoism is deeper than mine, maybe I've seen it." However, Wen Baiyu is not in a good spirit, and his physique is yin, so it is not surprising that he encounters some strange things. ”

The two of them chatted and ate at the same time, and after eating, Zhong Jian went to wash the dishes again, not letting Xi Chi do any work at all.

When Zhong Jian finished washing the dishes, he heard footsteps on his back, and when he turned around, he was almost startled.

Xi Chi had already taken a shower, his hair was wet, and the most important thing was that he was only wearing a white shirt, the shirt was very large, it was Zhong Jian's, the first two buttons were unbuttoned, and Xi Chi's lower abdomen could almost be seen, looming to cover the bottom, his legs were bare, and he was bare, with a pair of white and tender feet.

Xi Chi looked at him with a smile, Zhong Jian suddenly felt his throat tighten, and he was a little suffocated for a moment.

Xi Chi walked over and reached out to hug Zhong Jian's neck, Zhong Jian had just washed the dishes, his hands were wet and cold, he didn't dare to touch him, and said, "My hands are wet." ”

Xi Chi let out a chuckle in his throat, stood on tiptoe, rubbed Zhong Jian's ears with his wet hair, and said, "I'm also wet." ”

Zhong Jian was even more chaotic in breathing, looked down at Xi Chi, and coughed a little unnaturally, Xi Chi looked at him like this, his eyes were full of smiles, raised his head, took the initiative to kiss Zhong Jian's lips, held Zhong Jian's lips with his lip flap, and bit them gently.

"Bang ......"

With a soft sound, Zhong Jian seemed to be unable to hold back any longer, pushed the person against the wall, hugged Xi Chi's thin waist fiercely, lowered his head, and kissed and bit Xi Chi's lips like a crazy beast......

Wen Baiyu slept quite soundly this night, and faintly heard the sound of ringing the doorbell in his ears, Wen Baiyu was woken up, and when he looked at the watch next to him, it was only six o'clock!

Wen Baiyu reluctantly got up from the bed, grabbed his hair that was messy from sleep, and pushed open the bedroom door dimly while snorting.

"Ahh

Wen Baiyu was suddenly taken aback, for no other reason, as soon as he woke up, he found that there was a person who was exactly the same as himself sitting on the sofa in the living room.

After Wen Baiyu shouted, he remembered that he and Wan Qi Jinghou had switched bodies, but they still couldn't adapt to it......

The doorbell rang one after another, and Wen Baiyu went over to open the door.

As soon as the door opened, it turned out to be Xi Chi.

Wen Baiyu said, "You came back so early, didn't you stay at Zhong Jian's house last night......?" That, you...... Can you still walk today? I see people say...... After talking about men and men, isn't it painful, and I can't walk anymore. ”

Xi Chi: "......"

Xi Chi said: "You also checked the information?"

Wen Baiyu said: "Just understand a little bit!"

Xi Chi's face turned blue, his voice didn't sound as happy as yesterday, and said, "Zhong Jian, he goes to work, and he will go out at half past five." ”

After that, Xi Chi added with a dark face: "We didn't do it." ”

"Didn't do it?"

Wen Baiyu was a little surprised, Xi Chi had already bypassed him, prepared to enter his bedroom, and said, "Yes, good night kiss, and then cover the quilt and chat!"

"Poof—"

Wen Baiyu laughed, and then made up for Zhong Jian's upright gentleman's appearance of a quilt and pure chat, which was quite in line with Zhong Jian's personality.

At around six o'clock in the evening, Wen Baiyu was about to prepare for a blind date, but the protagonist of this blind date was not him, but Wan Qi Jinghou!

Wen Baiyu just didn't worry about Wan Qi Jinghou going on a blind date, he had to follow him to rest assured, otherwise he really couldn't make up for the blind date banquet, Wan Qi Jinghou was paralyzed against other girls......

A very famous couple restaurant, not in the city center, when Wen Baiyu and they took the car, it was almost seven o'clock, and there was no one at the reserved table, Wen Baiyu breathed a sigh of relief.

He asked Wan Qi Jinghou to sit down, and then he sat down at the table behind Wan Qi Jinghou, and sat back to back with Wan Qi Jinghou.

The seats are all sofa-like, the back of the chair is very high, the privacy is good, Wen Baiyu settled Wan Qi Jinghou, just looked down at the menu, and suddenly felt that the intestines were stirring, this is too expensive!

It is more than a star and a half more expensive than his own small restaurant, it seems that the price of the small restaurant is too close to the people, Wen Baiyu touched his chin and considered whether to increase the price!

Within five minutes, listening to the sound of "da-da-da" high-heeled shoes, Wen Baiyu was facing the door of the restaurant, and saw a woman in a mature dress walking in.

The woman looks very mature, with an S curve and big breasts! Wen Baiyu's eyes suddenly straightened, and she is more beautiful than the model on TV!

The most important thing is that the woman's face should be pure and natural, without much plastic surgery, only light makeup, but very attractive.

She was wearing a red long dress, holding a bag with red patterns on a brown background, and her eyes were sharp, and it turned out to be LV, she couldn't help but smack her lips, thinking that she was rich.

The woman walked in, crossed Wen Baiyu, and then stopped, Wen Baiyu's back stiffened, only to hear the woman speak, and said, "Is it Mr. Wen, I'm Tao Xinman." ”

Wen Baiyu's intestines were suddenly stirring again, that was called a regret, it turned out that this was the object of a blind date, and it was too beautiful!

However, Wan Qi Jinghou was very indifferent, just raised his eyes and glanced at Tao Xinman, and said lightly: "Miss Tao, hello." ”

Tao Xinman sat down and said with a smile, "Have you ordered food?"

Wan Qi Jinghou said coldly: "No." ”

Wen Baiyu listened in the back, and pinched Wan Qi Jinghou to sweat, this is a blind date, will it seem too cold!

Tao Xinman didn't care about Wan Qi Jinghou's coldness at all, took the menu, elegantly called the waiter, and ordered.

Waiting for Tao Xinman to order his own, Wan Qi Jinghou said again, "It's the same as Miss Tao's." ”

The waiter quickly walked away.

Tao Xinman looked at Wan Qi Jinghou, with a smile on her lips, and said: "I have always heard my relatives mention Mr. Wen before, saying that Mr. Wen is a good man of the Gu family, and he is handsome. ”

Wen Baiyu suddenly pinched a handful of cold sweat again.

I heard Tao Xinman say again: "Mr. Wen, have we met before? If we hadn't met, how would Mr. Wen look like he had a prejudice against me? He didn't want to say a word to me." ”

Wan Qi Jinghou was very calm and said, "Miss Tao's illusion. ”

"Yes. Tao Xinman laughed and said, "Although I have been concentrating on my studies before and have never had a boyfriend, I can also see that Mr. Wen is not interested in me...... It's really not that I'm boasting, I always feel that men will look at me twice more for my appearance. ”

Wen Baiyu sat in the back, and said in his heart, it's not just two eyes, he looks so beautiful, and the return rate when he walks on the road must be 200%.

As a result, I heard Tao Xinman continue: "Mr. Wen, are you the same?"

"Puff——!! cough !!"

When Wen Baiyu heard Tao Xinman's heavy remarks, he suddenly couldn't hold back, and choked on a mouthful of water into his nose, coughing so hard that he couldn't live or die.

Wen Baiyu wants to cry without tears, Miss Tao should not casually stereotype other people's sexuality! Wen Baiyu has lived for more than 20 years, very straight, very straight, always very straight! Wen Baiyu now wants to jump up and choke Wan Qi Jinghou's neck, it is because his attitude is too cold, which makes people misunderstand.

The most important thing is that Wan Qi Jinghou is holding his body, what if the neighbors know that Wen Baiyu is a colleague in the future! This is simply a beautiful misunderstanding!

Wan Qi Jinghou didn't speak, but just raised his eyes and glanced at Tao Xinman.

Tao Xinman smiled and said, "Mr. Wen doesn't speak, is it a tacit acquiescence?"

Wan Qi Jinghou chuckled lightly at this time and said, "It's Miss Tao who is too confident." ”

Tao Xinman said, "Yes." ”

When she finished speaking, she stood up and said, "I'm sorry, I'll go to the bathroom." ”

Tao Xinman walked to the bathroom with her front feet, Wen Baiyu immediately jumped up, ran in front of Wan Qi Jinghou, and whispered: "This is a blind date, a blind date!

Wan Qi Jinghou shook his head honestly.

Wen Baiyu: "......"

Wen Baiyu suddenly ran out of words, Wan Qi Jinghou pointed to his cuffs and said, "Coffee, splashed on his sleeve." ”

Wen Baiyu looked down, and sure enough, it was sprayed and splashed just now, waved his hand, and said helplessly: "Forget it, I'll go to the bathroom and wipe it, and Miss Tao will come back in a while, you can be enthusiastic and perfunctory, can you!"

Wan Qi Jinghou simply, "Hmm." ”

Wen Baiyu turned around and walked to the bathroom, and as soon as he walked to the door of the bathroom, he heard a scream of "ahhhh

The voice is very familiar, it is Miss Tao.

Wen Baiyu immediately kicked open the door of the women's toilet with a "bang", Tao Xinman fell to the ground, her high heels fell off, and her face was pale.

Tao Xinman pointed to the window of the women's toilet and said, "Ghost ......"

Wen Baiyu looked up, and was suddenly startled, his face turned pale in an instant, and there was a thing with a blue ghost fire floating outside the window of the toilet, his face was against the window, and Tao Xinman and Wen Baiyu, who were facing the window and were frightened, stuck out their tongues.

Wan Qi Jinghou rushed into the bathroom, and was the first to help Wen Baiyu up, Wen Baiyu grabbed his arm and said, "...... outside the window"

Wan Qi Jinghou said: "Well, it's a child. ”

Wen Baiyu shouted wildly in his heart, the little ghost is also a ghost! He still sticks out his tongue at me!!It's already a ghost, what a grimace, it's not cute at all!

The blind date banquet broke up unhappily, Tao Xinman also broke her foot and couldn't walk, Wan Qi Jinghou didn't care, Wen Baiyu had to carry Tao Xinman out of the restaurant and take a taxi to put her in the car.

Tao Xinman looked at him gratefully and said, "Can I ask for your phone number?"

Wen Baiyu was excited in his heart, it seemed that this big beauty had taken a fancy to herself, but when she thought that she was facing Wan Qi Jinghou's face at all, what was the use of looking at herself!

And Wan Qi Jinghou doesn't have such a thing as a mobile phone......

Seeing that he didn't speak, Tao Xinman's eyes shook on Wen Baiyu and Wan Qi Jinghou, and said gloomily: "I understand, goodbye." ”

Wen Baiyu: "......"

Wen Baiyu stretched out his hand, watched the taxi go away, opened his mouth wide, and screamed bitterly in his heart, wait Miss Tao, what do you understand?!

Wan Qi Jinghou said indifferently: "Let's go, go home." ”

Wen Baiyu was like a defeated quail, and suddenly followed Wan Qi Jinghou to the bus station and went home.

When I went back, it was still early, so the two of them went to a small restaurant on the way, but they didn't expect Zhong Kui and Zhong Jian to be there.

When Zhong Kui saw them coming in, he immediately walked over and looked back and forth between the two of them.

Wen Baiyu said, "What are you doing!"

Zhong Kui said, "Are you really Wen Baiyu?"

Wen Baiyu patted his chest and said very boldly: "It's like a fake!"

Zhong Kui smacked his tongue and said, "As soon as you open your mouth, I will believe it." ”

Wen Baiyu ignored his ridicule and said, "What should I do, do you have a way?"

Zhong Kui said: "I've really seen this kind of thing. ”

Wen Baiyu's eyes burst into light, looked at Zhong Kui, and said, "Really!?"

Zhong Kui immediately wiped the sweat from his forehead and said, "Don't ...... Don't look at me like that with this face, I'm too stressed. ”

Wen Baiyu: "......"

Xi Chi was amused by them and had a stomachache.

Zhong Kui said: "It's just recently, and it's also from your community, in Building No. 3, it's not the same building as you, it's a couple, and they have also been reversed, but they haven't changed back yet." ”

Wen Baiyu said: "Then after talking for so long, is there a way?"

Zhong Kui pondered for a long time and said, "Not for the time being, I'll study and study it again." ”

Wen Baiyu almost sprayed his face with a mouthful of blood.

Zhong Jian said, "Have you encountered anything strange recently?"

Wen Baiyu said: "Nothing, just slept for a while, and the next day it became like this, by the way, when I fell asleep, I felt that the window was blown open, but at that time I felt that I was struggling, so I didn't care...... Also, what the hell was in the toilet on a blind date today, I'm still a little ghost, grimacing against the window, squeezing my eyebrows and sticking out my tongue!"

Zhong Jian thought about it for a long time, and then shook his head, without a clue.

Zhong Kui said, "Little ghost?"

Wan Qi Jinghou said: "Yes, I was about five or six years old when I died. ”

Zhong Kui suddenly said: "The couple also felt very cold in the middle of the night, and they also heard the laughter of children. ”

"Laughter?" Wen Baiyu felt that this was too terrifying, goosebumps were scared, and said, "Hear the laughter of children in the middle of the night?"

Zhong Kui said: "With my experience in catching ghosts for so many years, this matter is inseparable from this little ghost. ”

Wen Baiyu and Wan Qi Jinghou went home, while Xi Chi left with Zhong Jian again.

Wen Baiyu took a bath, and saw Wan Qi Jinghou sitting on the sofa with his arms crossed, he thought about it and when he woke up that day, he felt that his neck was falling on the pillow, so he said: "Aren't you uncomfortable sleeping on the sofa, my bed is relatively big, why don't we sleep together?"

Sleep together......

1. Wake up and sleep......

After Wen Baiyu finished speaking, he suddenly wanted to bite his tongue, why did he think that this was particularly obscene, as if he was invited?

Wan Qi Jinghou was still sitting on the sofa and said, "No, you go to sleep." ”

Wen Baiyu let out an "oh", nodded, and pushed the door in, feeling that Wan Qi Jinghou had rejected him, and he was a little disappointed.

Lost ghost!

Wen Baiyu grabbed his hair vigorously, then closed the door with a "bang", threw himself on the bed, pulled the quilt over and covered it, and prepared to sleep.

Wen Baiyu slept in a daze, only feeling that his neck was cold, and a cold wind blew in.

Cold......

Wen Baiyu woke up suddenly, it must be a ghost!

As soon as he opened his eyes, the first thing that caught his eye was Wan Qi Jinghou.

Wen Baiyu grabbed Wan Qi Jinghou's arm and said, "You, did you see something just now, there was a cool breeze blowing in, just like last time." ”

Wan Qi Jinghou's voice was very cold, and he said, "No." ”

Wen Baiyu breathed a sigh of relief, and then looked at the window, the window was closed, and then he was completely relieved.

"Ahh

Wen Baiyu suddenly exclaimed and said, "Wan Qi Jinghou, your face, let's change it back!"

Wen Baiyu was so excited that he touched his face and said, "Is it really changed back? My face is my own, right?

Wan Qi Jinghou stared at Wen Baiyu with both eyes, Wen Baiyu was happy at first, and then felt that Wan Qi Jinghou's reaction was a little wrong.

The other party slowly raised one hand, stroked Wen Baiyu's cheek, and then rubbed Wen Baiyu's lips ambiguously with his fingers.

Wen Baiyu opened his mouth and said, "What's wrong with you?"

It's just that as soon as he opened his mouth, Wan Qi Jinghou's fingers went down his lips.

"Hmm......"

Wan Qi Jinghou put his fingers into his mouth, pressed his tongue, and rubbed gently, Wen Baiyu suddenly trembled, almost soft.

At this time, Wan Qi Jinghou took the opportunity to press the person, pressed Wen Baiyu on the bed, stared at Wen Baiyu condescendingly, and didn't say a word.

Wen Baiyu only felt that his back was numb, his waist was a little weak, his breathing was disordered, his voice was shaking, and he said, "You...... What are you doing?"

After he finished speaking, his eyes immediately widened, Wan Qi Jinghou had already lowered his head, held Wen Baiyu's lips, and then said in a low voice: "Kiss you, don't you like it?"

Wen Baiyu almost blurted out, how could he like it!

But the voice was stuck in his throat, and he couldn't speak hoarsely, Wan Qi Jinghou quickly lowered his head again, and the lips and tongues of the two kissed together.

Wan Qi Jinghou breathed heavily, and his cold big hands got into Wen Baiyu's pajamas, and he was about to pull his pants again.

Wen Baiyu suddenly shuddered and said, "Wait...... Wait a minute...... It's too fast!"

"Bang!"

Wen Baiyu was in a daze, and he heard a loud noise, followed by a crisp sound of glass "pop", and he was so shocked that he immediately came back to his senses, and when he fixed his eyes, there was no Wan Qi Jinghou in front of him, he was lying on the bed alone, his pajamas were not neat, his face was flushed, and his breathing was disordered.

Wan Qi Jinghou stood at the door of the bedroom with his body on his head, the bedroom door had been kicked off by him, and the dragon scale dagger was inserted into the glass of the window, and there were many cracks in the glass, but it was not broken.

Right on the window, a little imp covered in blue light was nailed to the glass with a dagger!

The imp's clothes were nailed to the glass, and he was kicking his two short legs, dangling back and forth, saying, "Let me go!

Wen Baiyu immediately sat up and looked down at his hands, the palms were very large, the palms were very cold, not his own body, they didn't change it back, were they all dreaming just now!

Wen Baiyu looked at the little ghost on the glass and said, "Is it him?"

Wan Qi Jinghou nodded and said, "It should be, I saw him casting a spell on you just now." ”

The imp shook his legs and arms and shouted, "Let me down! I'm just kidding! And he loves my jokes!"

Wen Baiyu suddenly remembered the dream just now, his face suddenly turned the color of pig liver, and he walked over, not afraid, and covered the little ghost's mouth.

The little ghost was covered with his mouth, and he couldn't say it clearly.

Wen Baiyu lowered his voice and said, "Can you see my dream?"

The little ghost said proudly: "Of course, I can make people have the best dreams they want to have!

Wen Baiyu suddenly had a threatening look on his face, his voice was lowered, and he said, "If you dare to say it, I will ...... I'll just ...... And what is that called a good dream, it's obviously a nightmare, and you're too unreliable!"

Wan Qi Jinghou leaned against the door frame, listened to them mutter, and said in a cold voice: "You exchanged us?"

The little ghost simply stopped struggling, and learned to fold his arms with his hands, and "snorted" and said, "That's right! ”

Wen Baiyu said, "...... Are you too bored!"

After Wen Baiyu finished speaking, he said again: "Hurry up and change us back!"

The little ghost pursed his mouth this time and said, "No." ”

Wen Baiyu said: "Why not, you have played enough." ”

The imp said, "Because I don't have the ability to ......"

The little ghost's expression was gloomy, and he said, "I was lying in the tomb, but then someone dug me up, took me out of the tomb, and burned me to ashes, and buried me in the earth, and my abilities became very weak at once, and I was of little use except for mischief." If you can bring my ashes back to the grave, maybe I can get you back. ”

Wen Baiyu said, "Maybe?"

The imp nodded earnestly.

Wan Qi Jinghou said: "Where are your ashes?" ”

The imp pointed out the window and said, "It's in the garden behind this building." ”

Wen Baiyu suddenly shuddered, there were ashes buried in the garden of the community! This is also too scary.

Wen Baiyu poked Wan Qi Jinghou and whispered, "Do you think what he said is reliable?"

Wan Qi Jinghou said: "When the tomb is built, some of them will indeed fix the yin qi for the tomb owner to nourish the corpse. ”

Wen Baiyu said, "That...... Then let's dig it up tomorrow morning, it's too dark now, it's weird. ”

The little ghost looked like an idiot and said, "Dig up the ashes from the garden during the day, and you will definitely enter the bureau." ”

Wen Baiyu: "......"

Wan Qi Jinghou said: "You change your clothes, let's go now." ”

Wen Baiyu had no choice but to nod, and as soon as Wan Qi Jinghou turned around, Wen Baiyu immediately leaned over, lowered his voice and said to the little ghost: "I warn you again, you are not allowed to tell others about the dream just now!"

The little ghost waved his hand and said, "I know, it's so strange for adults, isn't it just to kiss, touch, bite your tongue, boring." ”

Wen Baiyu: "......"

Wan Qi Jinghou hadn't walked out of the bedroom yet, his footsteps paused, and his face with his back to Wen Baiyu put on a faint smile......-