Chapter 2: The Most Failed Cultivator

Ye Lingfeng is running for twelve weeks, and the twelve weeks are the most basic foundation for cultivators, but unfortunately, with his strength, he can only barely open three weeks, called Little Zhoutian.

At this moment, a violent knock on the door interrupted his cultivation train of thought.

Ye Lingfeng's face was full of anger, he said that he couldn't bear it, he hated it the most, he hated it when someone disturbed him when he was cultivating, and if he was not careful, he would go mad, how dangerous. Therefore, he intends to teach this disturber a profound lesson and a good lesson.

He walked up angrily, and the moment he opened the dilapidated small wooden door, Ye Lingfeng said that he gave in, and he really didn't even have a temper at all.

Because the person who came was the landlady Fatten.

It's also a sad thing to say, in his life, he is not afraid of anything, just afraid of the landlord.

I saw an obese man in his thirties, weighing 120 kilograms, picking his nose and scolding him: "Damn, my mother knocked on the door for a long time, and you ignored me and said, do you want to die?"

Ye Lingfeng hurriedly said flatteringly: "Landlord, I was wrong, I didn't hear it when I fell asleep just now!"

"Hmph, is it time to pay the rent, you said that you will definitely pay me within ten days, this is already the tenth day, if you don't pay the rent today, the old lady will kick you out!"

The landlord clasped his hands and shouted at him.

Ye Lingfeng immediately raised his head and said, "How about giving me another day? It's not easy for us to work as workers!"

"It's easy for you to be a mother! I will forgive you, who will forgive me, but you can use your flesh to pay off your debts, for example, accompany me three times, and I will exempt you from this month's rent!"

The landlord said to him tenderly.

Ye Lingfeng ninja wanted to vomit, and immediately promised: "I will definitely pay you back within three days!"

"Smack!"

He closed the door at once, leaving the huffing landlord outside to curse for a long time.

At this time, Ye Lingfeng wiped the cold sweat off his face, he knew it, it was good to mess with anyone, but don't mess with the landlord, because it really can't hurt.

After the landlord left, Ye Lingfeng looked at the only three hundred yuan on his body.

Then he said: "Anyway, it's boring, why don't you go to the bubble night club, maybe you can get something! Maybe you can meet a woman with a pure yin body, and then, hehe。。。。。 ”

Zhongzhou at night is very lively, especially the night game, when I came to the night market, I was stunned that no girl accosted him. Ye Lingfeng was very depressed.

After buying a pile of beer, he only had a few dozen yuan left, this place is really burning money, he said that he couldn't afford to hurt, and he didn't gain anything, and then, Ye Lingfeng got up quickly, wanting to leave, and if he stayed any longer, I was afraid that even his underwear would have to be lost inside.

But at this moment, I saw a woman leaving from the door of the night market in embarrassment and drunkenness.

"Fairy!

Ye Lingfeng was extremely happy, isn't this the beauty who asked him to repair his mobile phone during the day? Now that he has a chance, he still needs to rely on this woman for his physical problems!

So, he hurriedly walked out, and when he came outside, he found that there were three tattooed men who were about to drag the woman into the car.

After seeing this scene, Ye Lingfeng said that he couldn't bear it, and he stepped forward and scolded: "What are you doing?"

At first glance, the three men were ruffians and hooligans, and the car they drove was also an old van. I thought I could take this beauty away quietly.

But he didn't expect to be seen by Ye Lingfeng.

At this time, the big man at the head pointed at Ye Lingfeng with a dagger and shouted: "Boy, don't be nosy, don't see anything, otherwise Lao Tzu will bleed you!"

Ye Lingfeng joked: "If you still want to rob it, you can't rob it, you have the ability to come!

"Look for death!"

The big man rushed up all of a sudden, and thrust the dagger into Ye Lingfeng's body.

But at this moment, Ye Lingfeng stretched out two fingers and grabbed his dagger at once, and the man was shocked.

He originally thought that Ye Lingfeng was weak, and if this dagger went down, he would die, but he didn't expect that he could easily clamp his dagger.

I saw Ye Lingfeng fold it slightly, and the dagger was broken.

Then, he punched the man, the man fell to the ground on the spot and wailed, and the other two hurriedly copied the guy to deal with Ye Lingfeng.

However, their fate was no different from that of the man, who lay on the ground and wailed.

"Phew!"

Ye Lingfeng scolded them: "If Lao Tzu sees you doing bad things again in the future, he will kill you directly!"

"Don't dare, don't dare, we don't dare anymore. ”

The three men hurriedly pleaded in weak voices, if it weren't for the danger of their lives, they would have wanted to faint a long time ago, because they really couldn't bear the pain.

At this time, Ye Lingfeng said: "Lao Tzu was frightened just now, shouldn't I give some loss money!"

"Give, we'll give!"

The three of them searched their bodies, totaling more than 2,000 yuan, all of which were given to Ye Lingfeng.

Ye Lingfeng said coldly: "Get out!"

The three of them knew that they had been freed, so they fainted gorgeously and rolled a fart!

Ye Lingfeng picked the woman off the van.

Then he hurriedly asked, "Beauty, where do you live?" I'll send you back!"

"I, I, I live!"

The woman fell asleep, what else could Ye Lingfeng say! So drunk, if he got the woman into the hotel, it wouldn't be safe!

I had to carry it back to my own place.

I have to say that the faint fragrance emanating from the woman's body, coupled with the soft place behind him, Ye Lingfeng was tormented.

When she got home, she was still sleeping soundly.

Ye Lingfeng gently put her on his bed, looking at the motionless beauty, Ye Lingfeng didn't know why, and felt pity in his heart.

"No, her body is cold, this is not the legendary pure yin body, isn't this the woman I am looking for? ”

Ye Lingfeng was overjoyed.

He is a pure yang body, and a woman is a pure yin body, these two systems are very special, if they exist alone, they will definitely not live to be thirty years old.

But if the two systems merge, there will be endless mysteries.

But he won't take advantage of people's danger, what's the difference between that and a beast, not to mention that if the woman doesn't cooperate, he can't blend in and solve the system problem at all. Helpless, he had to wait for the woman to wake up before making plans.

"Gross!"

The woman drank so much that she threw up on his bed, as well as on her own clothes.

Ye Lingfeng staggered to the ground, okay! Now he has to be busy.

So, Ye Lingfeng helped the woman untie her clothes, and instantly saw the invisible chest that killed people.

"Don't look at indecency, don't look at indecency!"

Ye Lingfeng hurriedly recited the Heart Clearing Mantra a few times, and it was much better.

At this time, he quietly moved the woman to the other side and began to wash the clothes and the sheets.

A big man washed these, Ye Lingfeng was also helpless, but there was no way, he could only pray that the woman would not vomit next, otherwise, even the mattress would have to be washed.

Fortunately, the woman did not vomit again.

After washing all this, it was already past one o'clock in the night.

Ye Lingfeng lay down tiredly beside the woman and fell asleep.

At this time, the woman was talking in her sleep, and she said, "Why do you want to force me to marry someone I don't like, isn't it as important as my family business?"

Hearing the woman's voice, Ye Lingfeng felt a little sympathetic to her, born in a big family, maybe the moment he was born, his fate would not be under his control.

At this time, the woman's thigh and dishonest kick.

"Uh-huh!"

Ye Lingfeng let out a muffled snort, I have to say, this leg must have kicked too accurately! It almost made him lose his children and grandchildren.

But fortunately, we have also practiced, and it hurt just now, it was just an accident.

Early in the morning, "Ahh

In the haze, the woman screamed, waking Ye Lingfeng from her sleep.

At this time, Ye Lingfeng suddenly covered the woman's lips, for fear that the people around him would hear it, and it would be unclear to explain, so he said to the woman: "Don't scream, otherwise I will be unkind to you." ”

The woman became honest and did not dare to speak anymore.

But there were already two lines of tears in his eyes, both of them were already sleeping in the same bed, and his coat was gone, which seemed to speak for itself.

She used alcohol to kill her worries because of the affairs in the family, and then she didn't know anything about it, only that a few people forcibly dragged her into the car in a daze.

And the man in front of her seems to be the person who set up the stall for her to fix her mobile phone yesterday. Could it be that all this was premeditated?

Losing her chastity to such a man, she was really unwilling, and she even had the heart to die.

At this time, Ye Lingfeng hurriedly said: "Don't scream, I'll explain everything for you, if you want to listen, just nod, I'll let you go!"

"Woo!"

The woman nodded, her mouth wanted to make a sound, but she was blocked by Ye Lingfeng with her hand.

Seeing the woman nodding, Ye Lingfeng hurriedly let go of his hand, but the woman screamed again, and Ye Lingfeng's scalp was about to explode.

"Scoundrel!"

The woman slapped her.

"I'm hiding! You can't hit me!"

Ye Lingfeng said proudly.

At this time, the woman kicked him in the abdomen, and Ye Lingfeng, who was caught off guard, immediately fell under the bed.

Shame! This is a shame, thinking that he is a peak cultivator of the dignified generation, he can't even stop the leg of a powerless woman, if this is spread out, he is afraid that he will be laughed off his big teeth, and the cultivator should reach this point, it is simply a shame, it is too a failure.

The woman struggled to escape, but Ye Lingfeng said, "Enough." ”

"Last night, you were drunk, and then you were about to be pulled into the car by a few gangsters, and I happened to be passing by, and I solved a few gangsters with three punches and two kicks. ”

"Then, I rescued you, originally, I was going to leave you in the hotel, but you are a weak woman who is not safe in the hotel, so I reluctantly brought you back. ”

"And then you threw up all over yourself, and my flower sheets, and I had to wash your clothes and my sheets, and I really didn't do anything to you!"

Although Ye Lingfeng swore an oath, his eyes kept staring at the woman's chest.

The woman hurriedly covered her chest, and then scolded: "Get my clothes!"

"Good, good!"

Ye Lingfeng found the clothes, and the woman quickly put on the clothes.

Then, she asked Ye Lingfeng, "Are you sure you didn't do anything?"

"Of course not, if there is, you can still talk to me well, you must be in pain and can't walk!"

"Shut up!"

Okay! Ye Lingfeng obediently shut up.

At this time, the woman said to him: "I hope you can forget this matter, there are 100,000 in this card, and the password is six zeros, and it will be indefinite!"

She left quickly.

Ye Lingfeng was very angry, did he care about the 100,000? Of course he did. He quickly grabbed his bank card, but also prayed in his heart that the woman would not be misunderstood.

I've met twice, but I don't know what the woman's name is.

"I went, and I didn't leave contact information"!

Ye Lingfeng was depressed, he didn't pay attention to it the first time, that was normal, but this was the second time for him. missed it again, Ye Lingfeng was about to vomit blood, could it be that he had a problem with his IQ and missed such an important thing.

"Hey, wait for me!"

Ye Lingfeng chased him out, only to find that the woman had already gotten into a taxi and left.