Volume 2 Heroes Attack! Chapter 239 Falling into the Mortal Sky Fairy by mistake
A big beauty fell from the sky.
The old man was as if he had won five million, and he always had a smile on his face.
After eating, he took a nap, tied the woman up, and in order to prevent Wang Xinnan from waking up and escaping, the old man insisted on adding two more locks outside the door, and even the windows were tightly sealed, so he was satisfied with putting on a felt hat and carrying a sack out of the house.
humming a little song, he came all the way to Lao Litou's broken clinic at the entrance of the village and knocked on the door gently.
"Squeak"
The small wooden door was opened, and then an old man with a face covered with pimples and a face like a toad leaned out half of his body, glanced at the old man, and said with a smile: "The cattle are coming? Come in and sit!"
He is the old man said that the old Li Tou, it is said that he used to be a veterinarian in the army for two days, and then he was swept out of the house for violating discipline, and opened a broken clinic here to barely survive.
livestock, that is, the old man who picked up Wang Xinnan. took off the felt hat on his head and put it aside, and went to the rotten sofa in Lao Li Tou's house with a missing leg, and said with a prickly stab: "Lao Li Tou, do you still have all the things I want?
"Hehe, what your animal brother wants, if you don't have it, you have to have it!" Lao Li Tou said, opened the cabinet in front of him, took out a black cloth bag from it, pulled the medicinal materials inside, and said proudly: "These are all brought by the old man from the city, if you want it, I will give you a twenty-percent discount." ”
The animal got up, picked up the medicinal herbs he didn't know with his hands, put them in front of his nose and smelled them, frowned, and said, "Is this medicine powerful?
Lao Li Tou said with disdain: "Still fierce? I said livestock, you are more than sixty people, why are you still obsessed with that kind of business? You are not afraid that one day you will die on the belly of your foreign daughter-in-law?"
The so-called good things don't go out, and bad things spread thousands of miles.
The fact that the father and son of the cattle did was no secret in the village. Even the father and son went into battle together, and once they were touched by a passing fortune teller, and the two guys shamelessly invited him to join him! Frightened, the old fortune teller who was nearly eighty years old ran away.
Although Lao Li Tou despised it in his heart, he had nothing to say, after all, it was someone's family affair. Besides, this animal comes to take care of his business twice in three days, so it's not good to offend him, right?
"She, Lao Tzu doesn't even want to look at her now!" the animal's nostrils turned to the sky, and his face was full of disdain.
"Oh, is it possible, you're not interested in women now? What medicine are you coming to me for......? Are you supposed to be ...... Break the back mountain with your son, right?Nima's, you ......" The more I thought about it, the more terrible I felt, Lao Li couldn't help but shudder, and his body quickly shrank back, with a ghostly expression.
"What nonsense? Lao Tzu is a normal man. The animal interrupted Lao Li's words with a displeased face, glanced around, leaned his head over, and said quietly: "I'll tell you about this, don't go out and talk nonsense!"
"Hmm, what's the matter?" When Lao Li heard this, he immediately became interested.
The animal stroked the goatee on his chin and said proudly: "Hehe!
Lao Li Tou urged impatiently: "What kind of luck do you have? Mom, don't hang Lao Tzu's appetite, hurry up! Otherwise, Lao Tzu's medicine will not be sold!"
"Hey, look at your anxious look!" the animal stood up, swallowed a mouthful of spittle, and said, "Today, an old man is in a hurry and leads the female dog to work at the foot of Wufu Mountain, hehe, guess what?"
"I guess Nima is a ball! do you want to say it?" said Lao Li, who was about to put away the medicinal herbs.
The animal hurriedly pressed his hand and said with a smile: "Why don't you have any patience? Okay, to tell you the truth, I picked up a fairy!"
Lao Li was stunned for a moment: "Tianxian'er, what Tianxian'er, are you talking nonsense with a fever?"
"Hehe, don't you know, right? I'm talking about immortals, that's the kind of ...... Uh, anyway, it's good to see the woman who explodes! And, I'll tell you! That breast, tsk...... So big!" As he spoke, the animal kept gesturing in the air with both hands, and his face was full of lewdness and.
Lao Li pushed the reading glasses on the bridge of his nose that were thicker than the bottom of the glass bottle, and said in disbelief: "Really?"
"Believe it or not!" The animal didn't bother to explain anything to him, snatched the medicinal herbs from Lao Li Tou's hand, carefully put them into his arms, and asked, "What's the price?"
Lao Li Tou smiled and said, "Hehe, three catties of bacon!"
The cattle didn't bargain with him, and nodded briskly: "Okay, put it on my account!"
Lao Li was angry: "You...... Nima on credit again?"
"Settle the knot together for the New Year, don't worry, you don't know what reputation my brother has yet? As he spoke, the animal picked up the felt hat in the corner of the wall on the ground, and as soon as he went out, he suddenly remembered that he had forgotten that important matter.
I had to turn back again and knock on the wooden door of Lao Litou.
Mom, business is so good today?
When he opened the door, he found that it was an animal that had gone and returned, and Lao Li Tou stopped the door and said with a puzzled face: "What's wrong?
The animal looked around vigilantly, and whispered: "No, let me ask you, do you have that kind of medicine here, which makes people soft and without a trace of strength after eating it?"
"Hmm...... Don't say it, I really have it! However, this thing is more expensive, so ......, "Who is Lao Li Tou?" Naturally, he would not let go of this opportunity to rip off bamboo and directly stretched out five fingers towards the livestock.
"it...... So much?" The animal frowned, and after weighing the rights and disadvantages, he finally gritted his teeth and nodded: "Okay, five catties are five catties!
Lao Li Tou rolled his eyes: "Five catties? Are you thinking about fart? I'm talking about fifty catties! Don't bargain! I can tell you, after this village, there will be no such shop! Lao Tzu will go to the next village for a while!"
"You ......" Where did the animal think that Lao Li Tou, the suffocating grandson, would actually open his mouth! After struggling in his heart for a long time, he finally had to compromise: "Fifty catties is fifty catties! You can bring it to me quickly!"
"Okay!" Lao Li nodded and went into the house in a puff of smoke.
After a while, he took out a small white cloth bag from the house, carefully handed it to the animal, and instructed: "This thing is called Shixiang Soft Tendon San, yes, you heard it right, it's called this name." Every time you only need a small fingernail, even an elephant can't get up after eating it!"
The animal looked incredulous: "So fierce?"
Lao Li Tou patted his chest and swore solemnly: "Of course!
"Okay, then I'll believe you! Have you eaten?"
"I ...... I'm not in the habit of eating lunch!"
"Hey, beware of stomach problems!"
Looking at the back of the departing livestock, Lao Li sneered: Why do you really want to eat Lao Tzu's food?
But this guy is right, and he also spent a lot of money to buy ten spiced soft tendons, could it be that he really picked up a fairy? No!
Thinking of this, Lao Li Tou hurriedly locked the door, took off the hat hanging on the fence, and quickly followed.
When the animal returned home, the first thing he did was to run into the kitchen, take out the ten-spiced soft tendon that he had spent a lot of money on, pick out a fingernail and put it in the water and stir it, and after thinking about it, he was afraid that the amount would not be enough, so he added a large spoonful to it. After all, he didn't know if Lao Li Tou was lying to himself.
opened the wooden door of the woman's room, Wang Xinnan still hadn't woken up at this moment, and several wounds on her body had already been cleaned by the woman.
When the woman saw the animal coming in with a broken bowl and a lewd smile on her face, her face changed greatly, and she stretched out her hands to stop her, but she was kicked to the ground by the animal.
The sleeve of the animal waved: "Get away! Lao Tzu looks at you and loses your appetite!"
The woman didn't dare to say much, so she had to huddle in the corner and shiver.
The animal pinched Wang Xinnan's small mouth and poured all the bowl of medicated cold water into her mouth, lest she run away like this, and the animal found an iron chain to tie Wang Xinnan's ankle, and then walked out with his hands behind his back and satisfied.
To-day he had risen a little early, and after another tiring day, the cattle were so tired that they collapsed on his dirty plank bed, and soon the trumpet sounded.
"Hehe, just let Lao Tzu take a look, what kind of goods have you picked up!" Lao Li Tou had been hiding outside the fence wall, and after hearing the snoring of the cattle, he got out, pushed open the fence, and walked in with a big thorn.
Looking at the door with several locks and the window sealed with wooden strips, Lao Li Tou had to look through the crack in the door to quietly look inside.
I have to say that when I saw Wang Xinnan's face for the first time, Lao Li Tou was instantly stunned!
Perfect!
This woman can only be described by the word perfect!
Fallen by mistake to the mortal fairy!
Even those stars on TV can only be ashamed of themselves in front of her!
Mother's, this old turtle calf is really shit lucky!
No, you can't just be cheap this old bastard!
Lao Li Tou's eyes rolled, and he soon had an idea, chuckled, and walked out quickly.
In the evening, Tie Zhu finally carried a dilapidated fish basket and stepped on the afterglow of the setting sun, humming a little song, and walked back with a happy face.
Today's harvest is quite abundant, a full three or five catties of crucian carp! Tonight, you can have another delicious meal!
When he returned home, Tie Zhu immediately went to look outside the woman's room, saw the big locks, smiled, and then walked into the house.
"Hmm...... Are you back?" the animal woke up by the iron pillar, wiped the corner of his mouth, took out a bunch of keys from under the pillow, and handed it to the iron pillar: "Go and let the out to cook." ”
"Dad, have you got the medicine back?"
"Don't worry, this time I asked Lao Li Tou to increase the weight, and keep you to show your strength!"
"Hehe, that's good!" Hearing the animal say this, Tie Zhu suddenly smiled and went happily.
After releasing the woman, Tie Zhu pointed to the basket of crucian carp and said in an unquestionable tone: "Hurry up and go to the kitchen and cook the fish!" Lao Tzu will go get some wine, and if the fish is not served when you come back in a while, see how Lao Tzu cleans you up!"
After saying that, the iron pillar walked away.
The woman lifted the basket and went into the kitchen, skillfully hung up the scales, took out the internal organs, washed and removed the head, and then began to make a fire.
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Wang Xinnan had a very strange dream, in the dream, someone walked a long, long way on his back, and he couldn't see the person's face, but Wang Xinnan was sure that it was not Qin Lang.
When I opened my beautiful eyes and looked around, I found myself in a strange environment, with a patch of dry thatch, tattered fence walls, wooden windows, and some moldy quilts with a pungent smell.
Of course, none of this matters.
What surprised her the most was that there was an iron chain on her foot that was finger-thick, and the other end of the chain was tied to a wooden stake.
This reminded Wang Xinnan of a girl she had rescued who had been abducted and trafficked into the mountains to be the daughter-in-law of a farmer's stupid son!
Trying hard to support his body, Wang Xinnan suddenly found that he was soft and had no strength!
I couldn't help but be shocked, what's going on?
What about my power?
I wanted to directly pull the chain on my foot, but sadly, she didn't even have the strength to move now!
There seemed to be some kind of residue of medicinal powder in his mouth, and Wang Xinnan immediately reacted - he was drugged!
A heart suddenly sank to the bottom!