There is no one in this opening, and the pit master is really as sassy as ever!

The audience is now full of his demonic laughter, brainwashed and miserable, it is foreseeable that maybe tomorrow when he comes home from work and stands in front of the door to rummage through his bag to find the key, he will suddenly can't help but say "hahahahahaha......"

"Do you know? There is a very popular saying in our music criticism circles now, never to guess Su Luo, I have seen it today!"

Teacher Huang Guolun, who is known as a poisonous tongue, covered his forehead painfully and said into the microphone. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

"Hahahaha~~!!"

The audience at the scene laughed until their stomachs hurt, and the strange screams of "woo woo woo" couldn't stop at all.

Then several guests gave a standing ovation together, and the audience also gave a standing ovation, waving mobile phones, light sticks, and shouting neatly.

"Uncovered!"

"Uncovered!"

"Uncovered!"

......

"I don't think I lost, Mr. Huang, why don't you comment on me more?" You see that I can suddenly turn into bel canto and suddenly turn into popular!"

In the voice of the fans, Su Luo on the stage twisted his head and said to Huang Guolun, the teacher of the guessing team,

"Why don't I do something like this again?"

"Don't talk nonsense, show me my face!"

Teacher Han Shi pretended to be unbearable and shouted, and there was another burst of laughter at the scene.

"Su Luo!

"Su Luo!

......

Amid the frantic cheers and screams, Su Luo unmasked and greeted the audience.

"Hehe, that's right, it's me, surprised, surprised?"

"Huh~~~!!!"

Teacher Han Shi: "Surprise, you can come and sit." ”

"Haha!"

Unmasking and taking off his robe, Su Luo walked up to the guessing seat amid applause,

"Hello Teacher Han, meet again, Teacher Huang and Teacher Yang, hello, welcome, hey, I really have that good guess?"

"Such a strange person, who else can there be in the whole of China except you?" said Mr. Huang angrily.

"Haha!"

After sitting down, of course, it is inevitable to say a few words of greeting, enliven the atmosphere, variety show.

"Let me tell you, not only guessing you, but you invited the three of us over, then your show is useless, what kind of face do you have? As soon as they open their mouths, I can know who it is. ”

Teacher Han Shi said generously,

Su Luo's eyes widened and said, "Really?"

"Heh, what do you think?"

The other two teachers are also very confident, joking, what kind of characters we are, who in the entertainment industry we don't know, we know as soon as we open our mouths.

Su Luo suddenly smiled treacherously, got up and beckoned backstage,

"Huh????"

"What is this for?"

In the surprise of the audience, several beautiful emcee girls brought up more than a dozen cups of bitter gourd juice and placed them on the table in front of the guessing table.

"What came from?" Teacher Yang Ming picked up a cup and sniffed it.

"The special bitter gourd juice carefully prepared for you, look at it, this color is absolutely fresh, not enough for us to squeeze it on the spot!"

Su Luo said with a smile, "This is the bet lottery, if you guess correctly, I will drink, you guess wrong, you drink, how about it?"

"Haha~~!!"

"Yes!

Before the three teachers could say anything, the audience shouted first.

"Who, whoever shouted to promise him, are you okay to come. Teacher Huang Guolun repented on the spot,

"Just kidding, I'm quitting, the program team didn't tell me I had this! If you guess wrong, you will be punished? You are cheating people, and the program team is cheating people!"

It's funny, Mr. Huang, don't you know that he is the master of the ruthless pit?

Su Luo shrugged his shoulders contemptuously,

"That's scared?"

"Hey, let the horse come, won't it be bitter gourd juice? With the eyesight level of our three old guys, we can't drink you to death!"

Mr. Han calmly took out a telescope and came prepared, very confident.

"Oh oh ~ ~~ !!!"

Self-confidence is a must, there is a bit of strength in the star, we don't know each other?Just kidding, taking the binoculars is purely to sell a cute show variety show, in the end, this is still a competition, and there will be no singer who deliberately hides his voice, unless he is really strong and confident, in this case, you can't guess whose rhythm it is as soon as you open your mouth?

After the little easter egg, the show got back on track, and Li Suxin, the beautiful host of Zhejiang Satellite TV, walked out,

"Okay, the style of painting is all distorted by our pit master, we are a mysterious, serious, serious, and professional competition show, okay?"

"Hahaha~!"

"Serious ghost, there is a pit master who can't be serious at all!"

The audience in front of the TV laughed and complained, guessing that Su Luo was still competing with Teacher Han Shi with his eyes on the evaluation seat.

Like, come, sample! Come, sample!

The two of you stare at me, I stare at you, and neither of them was convinced by anyone's expressions, which amused them to death.

"Next, the first singer, the sparkling fat loach!"

"Oh~~!"

Hey~!

What the hell is this name!

The stage special effects were dazzling again, and the eyes of several people in the guessing table widened, and on the TV screen, it was a singer dressed in a mask walking out of the passage.

This image ......

Burst~!

Another mouthful of old blood!

The chubby figure is extremely "sexy" under the black tights, and the tights are covered with sequins, which are hand-pasted at a glance, shining and blinding under the stage lights.

Flashy and fat, big brother, your name is really heartfelt!

I'm ashamed to see it!

Big brother, you're absolutely gone!

"Who is this, it's amazing my brother!" Teacher Huang was dumbfounded.

"Eh, pay attention to the details, this figure is estimated to be over forty years old, and the characteristics are obvious, think about who the old singers of this figure are. ”

Mr. Han entered the role in a second, holding a telescope, very professional!

Amid the cheers, the glittering fat loach walked to the center of the stage.

Grab the microphone and the music plays!

Wow, this musical prelude is too familiar, isn't it the classic song of Mr. Han Shi, the song "Life is More Than Success or Failure" that was sung when he won the championship in the finals of "I Am a Singer"?

This song is very difficult, fat loach brother, you are a little ferocious!

"Laugh at the vicissitudes of life

Fate is unpredictable

It's hard to say whether you succeed or fail

......”

As soon as the fat loach spoke, the audience was stunned!

The breath is thick, the resonance is good, the voice is thick and stable, and the confidence is full!

Teacher Han Shi's telescope fell on the table with a click!

This......

"Impossible~~~!!"

Isn't that my own voice?

Who's imitating me?

This singer not only sings the same way as Mr. Han Shi, but even the rough and heroic feeling inherent in Mr. Han Shi's voice is exactly the same, and it doesn't seem to be imitated at all!

For a moment, everyone stopped looking at the fat loaches on the stage, and all looked at Teacher Han Shi.

"Oh my God~~!!!

"Hizz~!Sing so well, it's so awesome, if you want him to be a singer, shouldn't I also give him a champion?"

"What kind of god is this, if it weren't for Teacher Han Shi on the guessing table, I would definitely guess that it was Teacher Han Shi!"

......

Guess the three teachers in the judging seat are going crazy, crazy!

Big brother Fat Loach, I won't take you to play like this!