Bridge bean sacks!

Looking at the hateful plaid shirt in front of her, He Huai never wanted to see any plaid anymore! At this moment, even the lattice lines spliced on the LED screen on the building in the distance made her feel unbearable!

She barely swallowed a mouthful of sad tears mixed with old blood.

- Could it be that this is what entrepreneurs often say, is it difficult to start everything?

In other words, the slang often said by aunts, it is difficult to kick the first three feet.

He Huaixin said: Everything is difficult at the beginning, it is nothing at all, what is wrong with the program ape? Who stipulates that the program ape cannot have an object?

She rekindled her faith.

- At this time, she has been a person for a short time, and she doesn't know that there is a highly toxic follow-up to the previous sentence -

It's hard to get started.

Then it's hard in the middle and hard at the end.

o(╯□╰)o

But at this moment, she was still full of strength, and in the face of the young program ape with messy hair and a small belly, she did not hesitate to push He Han and He Zhang in front of him.

"Look, are the two of them cute?"

Program Ape: ......???

He lowered his head and lifted his glasses, and looked at the two children in front of him seriously—their skin was soft and snow-white, their arms were bare, their calves were elastic when they looked fat, and their extraordinarily crystal spiritual eyes were looking at him with the same surprise at the moment......

The program ape nodded sincerely: "Cute!"

He Huai clapped his hands: "If you find a partner, you will have such a cute child in the future!"

Program Ape: ......

After a moment of confusion, the program ape shook his head frantically: "No, no, no, no, no!!"

"Bear children are all devils, and they only look cute for a short time, but in fact they will pick the keyboard, and they will grab the computer and eat the chicken on the king - with children, I can't be with code anymore, don't don't!"

The strong resistance at this moment made him shake his head faster than the head-shaking girl in the bar, and the sadness in his expression was even more visible to the naked eye!

He Huai: ......

He Huai is angry!

- She gave up a large piece of ghost grassland and brought this high-quality customer to herself, which is this bear?!

Ahh

Ahh

Ahh

It's so angry!

(There should be a groundhog roaring here)

She simply came out of the big locust tree, and at this moment she stood in front of the program ape like a compass: "No, you must have a partner today!"

"Mom's ......"

He Han carefully tugged at the corner of her clothes-

"You're not doing it right...... For such a soft-tempered otaku customer who has no position, it is useless to use the agitation method, the third article of the word, remember?"

He Huai: ......

He Huai calmed down and thought about it seriously.

It took a long time for her to smile softly again, carefully smoothing the folds on her collar for the ape, and said with a smile:

"Young man, you can't do this thought!"

"You're a program ape, right, you only know how to shop online every day, right? But the prefecture doesn't support express delivery business, don't you have nowhere to spend your money?"

"At this time, if you have a girlfriend, she will spend it for you and take you out for a candlelight dinner......"

Halfway through the words, I saw the lattice on the clothes with vertical and horizontal lines, so I changed my way of saying it-

"She can buy you the latest keyboard, give you dirty keyboard film, and she can shop around for your favorite monitor, and she doesn't have to use your brain to buy anything...... Isn't this a bad day?"

The program ape blinked, his expression confused: ...... Yes, yes?

"Yes!"

He Huai struck while the iron was hot: "When the time comes, she will do everything you want for you, and you don't have to worry about how to spend money - how good it is!"

"What about you now, you only need to pay a small deposit, get a membership card, and within a certain period of time, the female ghost you want will come to you!

The program ape is ready to move.

He Huai looked at him eagerly.

But after a while, the program ape came back to his senses and suddenly asked, "How much is the deposit?"

There's a play!

He Huai was overjoyed.

But she is an honest locust tree: "Originally, the entry requirement for the junior membership card was to recharge 199, but your profession is too unpleasant, so in order to find a suitable female ghost to go on a blind date with you as soon as possible, our membership card needs to be upgraded to a 599 silver card!"

"Oh, since our business scope spans the underworld and the human world, what about this fee, we don't charge Tianditong - that is, the currency from Tiandi Bank, we don't want it!"

Seeing that the face of the programmed ape was a little unsightly, He Han and He Zhang hugged one thigh alone-

"Lord Ghost Tree will exclusively open up the ghost road, and give members three free dream opportunities worth 6,000 yuan, and you will communicate with your family in person!"

"For the time being, the membership fee only supports RMB, no foreign currency, credit cards, Alipay and WeChat are accepted, and you can also receive red envelopes by scanning the code!"

"Think about it, a dream worth 6,000 yuan is given away for free, you can meet in a dream, you can communicate with your family to your heart's content, a new computer and a new keyboard, and burn paper...... You can mention them all!"

"Even the down payment on Mt. Tsukasa can make the family burn a set!"

"For that alone, you've got to have a girlfriend!"

The ape's face changed several times, and finally he raised his hand tremblingly and unbuttoned the top button of his plaid shirt.

"What are you doing?"

He Huai's eyes widened, and he was very upright: "Don't accept the unspoken rules! You are not the type I love!"

He Han and He Zhang also suddenly let go of their thighs and hid behind He Huai, looking at him at the moment as if they were looking at a pervert-

"It's so straightforward!"

"Tut-tut!"

The two little ones were communicating.

The ape's hand stiffened.

Halfway through, he slowly lifted his shirt—

"My lord, I want to say, I still don't want a partner, after all...... I don't have enough money to spend on my own, so wouldn't it be even less if I had another partner?"

He Huai said incredulously: "You are an otaku, where are you going to spend money?"

The program ape pointed to the white T-shirt hidden under the plaid shirt, and there was a cute girl in a double ponytail maid outfit on it-

"I'm a programmed ape, but I also love two-dimensional!"

"I have to keep my money to buy figurines and buy all kinds of clothes for my princesses and maids...... Where's the money?"

As he spoke, he chattered heart-wrenchingly: "You don't know how expensive Lori's tea party is now—the gem-inlaid one costs 20,000 sets of miles!"

As he spoke, suddenly sorrow came to him—

"The most hateful thing is that you can't buy the same style without updating it in the underworld......

He Huai: ......

He Han He Zhang: ......

…………

…………

In the end, the programmer ape agreed to upgrade to the silver card.

He sobbed and said, "I owe it first, can Lord Ghost Tree arrange for a dream tonight?" When I died, there were a lot of out-of-print figures in the study, and my mother didn't burn them for me......

He Huai: ...... Although she finally opened up the first piece of her career map, why was her heart full of anger?