At first glance at the long-lost morning market street, Qin Lang finally had a feeling of "I am still alive".

The criss-crossed crowded alleys, the small traders and hawkers who are screaming and selling are already out of their stalls, and the pedestrians are even more crowded. On both sides of the street, there are those who sell vegetables and fruits, chickens, ducks and fish, and some messy small commodities, and of course, there are also some scammers who sell dog meat with sheep's heads, such as the kind of Balala Little Demon Fairy Stick that can be transformed into Ultraman at the touch of a switch, and the kind of Ten Great Tonic Pills that can increase the power of dozens of Jiazi by eating one, and so on.

"The guy passing by, please stay!" Before he took two steps, Qin Lang felt the corners of his clothes tighten, and when he turned his head, a monk wearing a dirty robe that looked kind and smiled was stretching out his dirty hand to grab the corners of Qin Lang's clothes tightly. Looking at him again, there was a lame Eight Immortals table and two stools.

There are two large flags planted next to the table, on the left side: one word can determine life and death, and on the right: one word can make things worse.

What a mouthful!

You don't have to think about it to know that this guy is the legendary charlatan. Even what he wanted to say next, Qin Lang knew it.

Sure enough, the old monk spoke again: "Young man, the old man sees that your bones are full of heavenly courts, and you are one in ten thousand cultivation wizards! That's it, this is providence, providence! ”

The old monk pulled Qin Lang to the corner, looked around sneakily, and then took out a tattered snakeskin bag from the bottom of the robe like a trick, and whispered with a vigilant face: "This is my grandfather Master Wugen, when I was on Mount Emei, I fought with a 10,000-year-old turtle for ten days and ten nights, and won by luck, took its inner pill, and cultivated the Alamisi Doswa Yin and Yang Glass String refined for 9981 days! You and I are destined, such a divine object, not ninety-eight, nor ninety-thousand-eight, as long as ... ”

"As long as 998, you can take it home, right?" Qin Lang hugged his arms and sneered. This old bald donkey is not good, and he actually deceived Lao Tzu! M, it seems that his dog ears have not been baptized by the name of the prince of fake medicine on Suzaku Street.

"You're thinking about fart!" The spittle at the corner of the old monk's mouth splashed on Qin Lang's face, and he flicked his sleeves and said: "This is a heavenly thing, you only need 9.98 million yuan, and you can take it home! It's better to take action, there will be no such shop in this village! Young man, what are you still hesitating about? Don't bring so much cash? Don't panic, I have a POS machine here, WeChat Alipay is also fine! If you really don't have any money, I will introduce you to a formal organization that buys human organs, the price is preferential and fair, and you can cut it on the same day! And send a carton of pure milk! ”

Nine million nine hundred and eighty thousand? Not to mention whether his thing is a heavenly thing, how many people can buy it at this price?

Qin Lang smiled coldly: "Nine million nine hundred and eighty thousand? You old bald donkey really knows how to open your mouth, I think you just went to grab it." ”

"Then how much do you say?" the old monk's tone also began to become cold.

"I'll think about it!"

"Amitabha! At such a shameless price, why don't you steal it? Nine million nine hundred and eighty thousand, not even one less child!" The old monk shook his head, sat back in his place, closed his eyes, and looked like he no longer cared about people.

Qin Lang didn't talk much to him, turned around and left, he bet that if he couldn't take five steps, this old man would definitely call him back.

Five.

Four.

Three.

"Wait! The young man stays!" Sure enough, just after walking three steps, the old monk's voice came again.

"What's the matter?" Qin Lang said without replying.

"Lao Wei sees that you have a chivalrous heart, and today you and I are destined, so I will give you a book of martial arts cheats, which will definitely be of great help to you in the future!" Saying that, the old monk handed a small book with a yellowed blue thread to Qin Lang, and then said: "But my Aramissi Doswa Yin and Yang Glass String still needs 9.98 million incense money, if you want... ”

"I'm sorry, I really don't want it, as for your martial arts cheats, okay, for your sake, I'll keep it, maybe I won't have a paper to open my cheeks that day, and I can still use it." Okay, it's not too early, bye bye!" "What are you kidding, Qin Lang is not a big money, and he is not a brain-dead, what kind of chicken feather skewers will he worry about?

"Hehe, you will definitely want it!" Looking at Qin Lang's figure disappearing into the flow of people, a strange smile appeared on the corner of the old monk's mouth.

After roughly turning around and finding a small supermarket that looked relatively clean, Qin Lang walked into the supermarket in a flash, and walked around, but he didn't find what Wang Xinnan ordered, hesitated, and walked to the middle-aged boss with a meaty face sitting at the door.

"Big brother, you have here... Is that one?" Qin Lang squeezed his eyebrows and hinted.

"What's that?" the boss looked dazed.

"Oops, that's the one, cough... Women's private items!" Qin Lang reminded slightly.

"Oh, you mean plain panties and stockings, right? I'm sorry, I'm a regular store, I don't sell all that mess. The boss replied with a frown.

In my heart, I was very disdainful: What kind of thing is this? In broad daylight, I don't have to be ashamed to buy these things? As a man, I don't have a little shame, is it really good?

"Oh, don't talk nonsense! I'm a decent gentleman, what are you buying those things for?" Seeing that the boss misunderstood, Qin Lang hurriedly explained: "What I said is used! ”

"Uh... With?" The boss frowned, thought for a while, and asked uncertainly: "Do you want to buy an electric rod? Or a vibrator?" Young man, I didn't say it, you also look like an intellectual, can't you see that I'm a supermarket? You want to buy those things, there's an adult product store on the corner, it's very complete! Even Lin Shiya's version of an inflatable doll is available! Now, it's good to sell! I heard that... ”

Damn, does Lao Tzu look so dirty?

However, Qin Lang was a little interested in the Lin Shiya version of the inflatable doll that the boss said, after all, it was a super popular beautiful girl known as the queen of China, a star! If it weren't for the important task in hand, Qin Lang really wanted to see it.

"Boss, in fact, I'm talking about sanitary napkins!" In the end, Qin Lang had to speak honestly.

"Oh, isn't it just a sanitary napkin? It's just such a thing, you're still talking to me for a long time, and I'm also convinced of you! I thought you were sent by the opposite shop to make trouble, and I almost called the inspection team. The boss glanced at Qin Lang angrily, and pointed to the shelves not far away: "The third row is over, and the corner is all over there." Take your pick. ”

"Thank you, thank you!" Qin Lang thanked him for his kindness, and hurriedly ran over, looking at the dazzling array of products, Qin Lang was suddenly dizzy, what kind of day and night use of the extended pad, Qin Lang simply bought a pack of all varieties and types, even the tampons that were dusted in the corners, and only stopped after filling a large cart.

"Brother, you are... Looking at the slowly large cart full of sanitary napkins, the boss was stunned for a moment, not knowing what to say.

"Uh, buy more spare, spare!" Qin Lang took out his bank card that he was reluctant to take out during the New Year, settled the account, and there was 80 left, so he simply asked the boss to help him finish it directly, and exchanged some change for breakfast.

"Get me a bigger snakeskin bag! By the way, boss, let me ask you a question. Qin Lang seemed to suddenly remember something, grabbed a pack of Sophie Night Style, and asked, "Is this thing easy to use?"

"It should be good. The boss replied ambiguously.

He's a rough man, and he doesn't usually use it, and once he had hemorrhoids and heard that this thing was easy to use, he used it once, and he almost didn't beat the person who said this to him to death!

What's more, the moment he tore it off his body, he was so painful that his tears were "booming", and the sanitary napkin was full of torn hairs... That taste,I'm scared when I think about it now.,I don't know how those delicate girls endured it.,Or...

"Okay. Qin Lang nodded and didn't ask anything more. Just as he was about to leave, a familiar figure appeared in sight.

The iconic long fiery red hair, the delicate and cute figure, and the youthful and beautiful dress. Isn't it Feng Xiaoxiao, who is it? Qin Lang was about to greet him, but saw Feng Xiaoxiao wave his hand in his direction, and then sat down on a stall selling breakfast.

Qin Lang found that there were no less than three or five people sneakily following behind her, some pretending to be beggars, pretending to be blind, and pretending to be passers-by... In order not to startle the snake, Qin Lang also pretended not to know and sat next to Feng Xiaoxiao, Feng Xiaoxiao bought a lot of breakfast and left directly, the two did not say a word, but Qin Lang noticed a few words written on the table by Feng Xiaoxiao with tea - Qingxinju.

It was sent up early, and Qin Lang didn't stay, he got up directly and asked, "Boss, how much?"

"Oh, it's one hundred and ninety-eight, give you a discount, just give one hundred and nine. The boss said with a smile.

What? One hundred and ninety-eight? What about this Nima black shop? Or does this kind-looking guy think that he is a fat sheep and wants to slaughter a wave? Qin Lang, who had only 80 yuan left in his pocket, suddenly collapsed, and said with a gloomy face: "Boss, you are a little unauthentic! Isn't it too much to sell one hundred and ninety-eight for just this little thing?"

"Huh?" The boss was stunned, pointed to Feng Xiaoxiao's seat just now, and said, "This young lady didn't pay just now!

"Of course not, we ... ”

Damn! Do you bring such a bad person? She actually left without paying the bill! If she had money, it would be okay, but the point is... Qin Lang just wanted to deny it, but the boss said: "You two sit for a long time, and you look at each other there like cheating, saying that you don't know and kill me, I don't believe it, I don't care, one hundred and ninety-eight, not a single point is missing!"

Cheating with the invincible Black Fist Queen in the world! Even if he borrowed Qin Lang's ten dog guts, he wouldn't dare!

Qin Lang didn't want to linger longer, so he had to give in, and asked stubbornly: "Brother, I really only have eighty yuan on my body, and slowly! You put away the rolling pin first, I mean, let's discuss, you see, can I use this sanitary napkin to resist? Brother, it's good! Saving people's lives is better than building a seventh-level floating slaughter! You help me once, I promise to go back and set up an immortal tablet for you, so that you don't tremble until you live to ninety-nine!"

"This... "That boss is not a person who admits death, but the key is that he is useful for an old bachelor to use this thing?" Seeing that Qin Lang was dressed plainly, he didn't look like the kind of person who deliberately didn't give it if he had money, so he waved his hand: "Forget it, forget it." You go, I'll do a good thing. ”

"Big brother, you are such a good person!" Qin Lang took his hand excitedly and swore solemnly: "I swear, if you develop in the future, you will never forget your great kindness!"

"Let's go, let's go, I don't want to see you again!" the boss was heartbroken, picked up his rolling pin, and was about to chase people away.