"The love is deep, the rain is misty, how many buildings are ...... in the rain"

"You are ruthless, you are cruel, you are vexatious!"

"Then you're not ruthless, not cruel, not vexatious?"

"Where am I ruthless, where is cruel, where is unreasonable?"

"Where are you not ruthless, where you are not cruel, where you are not ......"

The TV is playing the hottest drama of the year, and Lin Zhuoyun is gnawing on an apple and watching it on the sofa. She turned her head, but saw that Song Weiyang next to her was already asleep, so she mischievously put the peeled apple peel and used scotch tape to stick it on Song Weiyang's earlobe as an earring.

"Is the TV series over?" Song Weiyang woke up in a daze.

Lin Zhuoyun hurriedly withdrew his hands and said with a smile: "No, it's only half of it." ”

Song Weiyang sighed: "Time flies so slowly. ”

Lin Zhuoyun pretended to be angry and said: "Watching TV with me, just living like a year?"

Song Weiyang couldn't help but complain: "I'd rather rewatch the old Hong Kong film with you, the Qiong Yao drama is too hypnotic." In other words, don't you think the three views of this TV series are not correct?"

"Sometimes it's a little bit, but it's okay basically. Lin Zhuoyun said.

Song Weiyang rubbed his sleepy eyes and said, "In that episode a few days ago, Du Fei and Ruping took the cat to the doctor. People are not veterinarians, they don't treat cats, and there are still many patients in the hospital in line. Ruping began to pretend to be pitiful, pestering the doctor and blocking all the patients outside. Du Fei directly pressed the doctor against the wall, threatening that if he did not treat the cat, he would smash the hospital and drive away all the patients, and also kidnapped the doctor and said that if the doctor did not even save the cat, would he still save people? After leaving the hospital, Ruping said that Du Fei's words and deeds were very happy, and she also wanted to teach the doctor a good lesson. The most nonsense is that those patients in line did not stand up and beat up the two vexatious guys, but instead helped to condemn the doctors. You say, if this scene were in reality, and you were a patient in a hurry to see a doctor, what would you think in your heart?"

Lin Zhuoyun scratched her head: "I really didn't think much about it at the time, so I just watched TV to pass the time." Listening to you say that, it seems that you have indeed gone too far. ”

"That's two brains. Song Weiyang said.

"Haha, the word 'brain-dead' is a wonderful one. Lin Zhuoyun couldn't help laughing.

Song Weiyang said: "Anyway, you seem to be very idle these days, always staying at home and watching TV." ”

Lin Zhuoyun rubbed her forehead and said: "The body is not very comfortable, hot and cold, and sometimes dizzy and nauseous." It may be that I was too tired some time ago, so I plan to rest and relax for a few days. ”

Song Weiyang said: "I'll accompany you to the hospital tomorrow." ”

"No," Lin Zhuoyun said, "I don't cough or sneeze." And there was a thermometer at home, I measured it myself a few times, although there was a low-grade fever, but it quickly returned to normal. It's also possible that staying up late often causes endocrine disorders, and I've been delaying it for several days this month. ”

Song Weiyang insisted: "Rest early tonight, and I'll take you to the hospital tomorrow." ”

"Okay, go to bed after watching this episode. Lin Zhuoyun curled up in Song Weiyang's arms and continued to nibble on apples.

Beanie, in the bedroom.

The schoolgirl's homework was tossed aside, a few computer books were crooked on the desk, and the doors and windows were tightly closed. Doudou subconsciously shouted while typing: "The Corpse King has refreshed, hurry up!"

The moment the BOSS appeared, the Corpse King Hall suddenly set off a bloody storm, and various skills were cast at will, and the hostile players could be hit without beating the BOSS anyway.

"Corpse King, who's using PK mode?"

"I'm grass, Lao Tzu died without even being next to the corpse king!"

"Let's kill that pen mage first, and throw Nima's wall of fire!"

"Roast suckling pig, roast suckling pig. ”

“……”

Doudou's female warrior carried a kitchen knife (Jing Zhongyue) and squeezed through the crowd with difficulty, and was burned by the wall of fire every minute and every second. Although she is only level 30 now, among casual players, the level is already very high, and her best friend Dou Xiaoxiao often uses this number to play secretly, which is equivalent to two people practicing a number.

The Corpse King Hall belongs to the new map that opened half a month ago, and among the things that the boss broke out, the skill book is the most popular, and there are players waiting for the Corpse King to refresh anytime and anywhere.

Poor Doudou, a level 30 female warrior, doesn't even have a group attack skill like "Half Moon Scimitar", and can only cut monsters one by one when leveling.

"Ahh

With a scream, Doudou was burned alive, and after being resurrected, he rode his horse and ran madly towards the Corpse King's Palace.

"Sister Dou, forget it tonight, I have to go to class tomorrow. "A Taoist priest sent a secret message.

Doudou said, "Okay, you go to sleep first." ”

When Doudou was about to take the high school entrance examination, he studied hard in retreat for a period of time, and gradually he had little contact with the friends in "Gods and Demons". Most of the people who play "Legend" with her now are classmates from Fudan High School, and these good babies are academically oriented.

Back in the Corpse King Palace, Doudou couldn't grab the boss single-handedly, and even if he leaned over, he would be killed. But she was unwilling, hiding in the corner and cutting the newly refreshed monsters, so she could only go over and pick up the leak after the corpse king was killed.

"Hey, this little zombie is a bit difficult to kill, it can't be a hidden monster, right?" Doudou suddenly became excited.

Shi Yuzhu hired a game secretary to practice numbers, and at this time he was already level 36, and he had the highest level in the entire Corpse King Cave (there were several others of the same level). This guy is dressed in the best equipment, carrying a perverted Purgatory Axe in his hand, and when he rushes into the crowd, he opens the "Attack and Kill Sword Technique", and at least two players will have a third of their blood cut off with a single sword.

But Shi Yuzhu is currently a lone wolf in the game, and he only has a few long-term friends, and he can't beat those guys who call for friends. This behavior quickly caused public outrage, and they were chased and killed for several streets, and finally hid in the corner of the Corpse King Hall and frantically drank medicine to restore blood.

Shi Yuzhu saw a female warrior cutting down a small zombie, and typed easily: "Brother, why don't you go inside to cut the corpse king?"

Doudou glanced at the other party's game ID, and immediately replied: "You have eaten too much brain platinum, can I squeeze in so many people?"

Shi Yuzhu was just about to type, when he suddenly saw the little zombie burst out of this skill book, subconsciously stood up to pick it up, and clicked it with the mouse: Fire Sword Technique (Level 35).

Beanie Woman kills all sides: "Get out of the way, that's what I broke out!"

Receiving gifts only receives brain platinum: "......"

"Get out of the way, get out of the way!" Doudou slashed with a kitchen knife.

Shi Yuzhu's male warrior didn't shed much blood at all, he smoked a cigarette and said, "Brother, don't be busy, you can't kill me." ”

Doudou was furious: "The old lady is a woman!"

"He, it's not a shemale," Shi Yuzhu said with a smile, "Sisters, let's discuss." I don't bully women, you give me a bank account number, and I bought this 'Fire Sword Technique' for 10,000 yuan. ”

Doudou said depressedly: "The old lady is not short of money!"

Shi Yuzhu said again: "You have no choice. The time for item protection is almost over, and when the time comes, I won't give you a penny, but I can still pick up this skill book. ”

"Bastard! The old lady is not finished with you!" Doudou was about to cry.

So far, there have only been 4 copies of the "Fire Sword Technique" on the whole server, which is even rarer than the best equipment.

Doudou Ma ran to the living room, Lin Zhuoyun was getting ready to sleep, and Song Weiyang had just come out of the bathroom after taking a shower.

"Uncle, do you have a premium number for Legend?" asked Doudou.

Song Weiyang said, "What's wrong?"

Doudou said: "I broke out a superb skill book, and I was robbed by a bad guy, I want to borrow a high-level account to grab it back!"

Song Weiyang came to Doudou's bedroom with a smile, at this time, the item protection time had just passed, Shi Yuzhu picked up the skill book and planned to slip away, while a bunch of people on the corpse king's side were grabbing the "half-moon scimitar" that had just exploded.

"That's the bastard, he's going to run!" Doudou pointed to the computer screen.

Song Weiyang glanced at the other party's ID, and tentatively sent a message to chat secretly: "Old history?"

Receiving gifts only for brain platinum suddenly stopped: "Sister has changed?"

Doudou Woman slaughtered all sides: "Well, I'm her uncle, are you an old history?"

Receiving gifts only accepts brain platinum: "Who are you?"

Doudou Woman slaughtered all sides: "Song Weiyang." ”

The gift is only received by brain platinum: "I still have Bill Gates." ”

Doudou Woman killed all sides: "I asked you to buy shares of Minsheng Bank, and you sold me the unfinished building of the giant." ”

Only brain platinum was accepted as a gift: "My grass, it's really you." That little sister was your niece?"

Doudou Woman kills all sides: "People are still students, are you embarrassed to bully?"

Only brain platinum is accepted as a gift: "Forget it, forget it, stand up and trade." In other words, your broken game is good at anything, but the explosion rate of advanced skill books is too low, and I can't buy it with RMB. ”

Beanie Woman kills the Quartet: "Moderate games are good for the brain, excessive games on the upper body, brother, don't be addicted, otherwise no matter how much brain platinum you drink, you won't be able to make up for it." ”

Receiving gifts only accepts brain platinum: "Fuck off! I'm giving you money!"

Doudou Woman killed all sides: "I have to wait for another half a month to start charging, you are now equivalent to a prostitute." ”

Only the brain platinum was accepted as a gift: "Reveal it, after the charge, the map and equipment will definitely be updated, what is the situation with the new map?"

Beanie Woman kills all sides: "The boss will explode a level 30 weapon, and the warrior's level 30 weapon is called 'Judgment'." ”

Only brain platinum is accepted as a gift: "This name is domineering." ”

"Husband, come on!" Lin Zhuoyun suddenly shouted outside.

Doudou immediately went over to make a deal, and after getting back the skill book, he happily chatted with Shi Yuzhu, and pretended to be Song Weiyang to fight monsters and level up together. The two quickly discussed, this "Fire Sword Technique" was given to Shi Yuzhu first, and after Doudou was upgraded to level 35, Shi Yuzhu returned one more, and attached a high-level equipment for interest.

Doorway aisle.

Lin Zhuoyun covered her mouth, affectionately uneasy: "I vomited just now, according to the situation in the TV series, is it a sign of pregnancy?"

"When was the last time you didn't wear a condom?" Song Weiyang began to recall.

Lin Zhuoyun said: "Before you went to the deep city for a party, you stayed in Shenghai for a few days. ”

Song Weiyang rubbed his eyebrows: "Then it should be, go to the hospital tomorrow for a check-up." ”