Volume 1 The Great Escape Chapter 36 The Sand Sculpture Duo
"Is there a thief?" another duck's voice sounded, and he looked up at the ventilation duct with a puzzled expression. Fortunately, Qin Lang and Wang Xinnan had already retreated, and the male duck's throat was originally highly short-sighted, and he didn't see anything at all.
"I guess there's a wild cat that got into the pipe, don't worry about him, hurry, did you bring something? The old man couldn't help it! The shrill and piercing voice was mixed with a bit of anxiety and a bit of excitement.
Qin Lang stretched his head out with some curiosity, looked down through the gap in the ventilation pipe baffle, and saw a horse-faced bald old man in a white coat, with a stethoscope around his neck, and a bearded horse-faced bald man lying on a chair with his thighs crossed, staring at the young man opposite him with a flushed face, his hands were constantly rubbing and pinching, looking impatient.
Opposite him, a long-haired young man with a peaked cap who couldn't see his face clearly took out a handful of colorful capsules and pills from his trouser pocket, selected one of the pills the size of an egg, and said in his very special male duck voice: "This pill is yours, this is a new arrival in the Wa Kingdom, and the thief is strong!"
"Okay, okay, don't be so inkbloc!Hurry up and bring it to the old man!" Before the cap finished introducing the effect of the pill, the horse-faced old man snatched the pill with his hand, opened his big mouth, raised his neck, and made a "goo", his throat squirmed, and the white eyes rolled for a while, just when Qin Lang and the cap thought that the old man would choke to death, the old man suddenly slapped the table, and jumped in place like a zombie a few times, and then the egg-sized pill actually went down like this!
Just as Qin Lang admired the old man's clever methods, the man in the cap himself stuffed a capsule into his mouth, and then the old man sat opposite each other, as if waiting for something to happen.
"Shhhhh After about a minute, the old man suddenly perked up, closed his eyes, his frowning brows slowly stretched, the old man's face flushed red, the corners of his mouth began to arc, and he said with a satisfied face: "Well, yes, this thing is really powerful!
The cap nodded and said, "Well, your medicine is a strengthened version, only this one, there are not many more, I will take something else." ”
The old man's brows twisted into a Sichuan character, and he frowned: "That's not possible! How can one be enough? If you don't give that thing, you will definitely not be able to get high." Hurry up, a few more. Forget it, you knock that one directly! Anyway, you can't die, let's be happy until dawn. ”
"Okay... Okay!" the little plug couldn't resist him, so he had to take out a handful of capsules and pills from his trouser pocket, find a few with great curative effects, and swallow them all with a horizontal heart and a mouth.
"Shhhhh The old man's face was crimson, like a big boiled crab, he gasped, hurriedly unbuttoned his white coat, and then quickly took off the colorful boxers on his lower body, turned around and ran towards the corner.
Then under Qin Lang's surprised gaze, the old man lifted the black cloth that kept squirming in the corner, revealing a female zombie who was tied up in a chair with five flowers and kept struggling! The zombie had its teeth knocked out, its claws chopped off, and its mouth was stuffed with rags, and the "woo" couldn't make a sound at all, but the old man's next actions almost didn't make Qin Lang's jaw drop!
This old man was actually dancing with a zombie in his arms in front of the public! The old man's waist was twisted, like a small electric motor, and he looked like a neat one.
At the same time that Qin Lang was shocked, the old man turned his head while exercising, and said to the cap with dissatisfaction: "Little bolt, you... Oh... What do you ink ... Hiss... Fast... Come on!"
"This... I didn't find the pipe!" the cap looked anxious, obviously the effect of the drug had taken off, but he was helpless because he couldn't find anything.
"Bastard, isn't the broom pole behind the door straight? ”
"Okay!"
The horse-faced old man was in a hurry, and the little bolt had to do so, carrying a broom and starting to striptease. While jumping, he hummed in his mouth that the husband and wife both returned home, and his voice was like killing a pig, almost making Qin Lang laugh out loud.
Both of them took the medicine and looked extremely excited, if they waited until they finished venting, it was estimated that the daylily would be cold.
"I'm going to deal with them. ”
Qin Lang couldn't help it anymore, and lightly untied the vent cover, at this time, the two zombies below were dancing heartily, and they were all engaged in the battle, where did they notice the abnormal movement in the corner of the ceiling, and even Qin Lang hung the rope from the sky, and he didn't notice it at all when he walked behind the little bolt, and slapped his ass crackling, and the arc of the twist became bigger and bigger.
"Phew!"
The edge of the stool in Qin Lang's hand slammed into the back of the small bolt's head, and this guy didn't even snort, and directly slumped to the ground.
"Phew... Not... Useless things, next time don't eat ten or eight, see if the old man doesn't kill you! "Hi medicine this kind of thing, it is fun to have a lot of people, but now that the plug is gone, the old man's passion has disappeared by half in an instant, but the effect of the medicine is really powerful! The old man couldn't stop at all, and he didn't realize when there was one more person behind him.
"Phew"
Qin Lang drew the gourd in the same way, and after the old man's head came into close contact with the barstool, the whole person was as soft as a noodle and slumped on the ground.
"I'm also convinced, who are these people?" Wang Xinnan landed, frowned, and without saying a word, he kicked the two of them hard according to the groove of the buttocks, this kick was hard and fierce, and the severe pain made the two sober up, but before they could see the image in front of them, they fainted in front of them again.
Isn't it just a dance with medicine! As for the miserable appearance of the two of them, Qin Lang saw it in his eyes and felt cold in his heart, and he couldn't help but shudder.
Then he snatched the stool in Qin Lang's hand, and with a "bang", the insulted zombie burst his brain, and Wang Xinnan sat aside angrily, staring at Qin Lang fiercely with big round and beautiful eyes.
Qin Lang was stared at so much that he couldn't figure out how he had offended this eldest lady again after thinking about it for a long time. Thinking of this, Qin Lang shuddered, quickly flashed to the side, and quickly tied the old and young who had fainted back to back, and stuffed the rotten clothes they threw on the ground into the mouths of the two of them, threw them in the corner of the wall and covered them with a black cloth, and then began to search for the medicine inside.
Although Qin Lang is a seller of counterfeit medicines, he has some medical common sense, and he soon found a lot of commonly used medicines and a small amount of medical utensils, but the number of drugs looted is really too much, and the snakeskin pockets he brought are obviously not enough. Qin Lang looked around, and immediately locked his gaze on the windowsill.
"Wow"
Lisuo tore down the curtains and spread them on the ground, threw all the medicines on the ground, and then pulled the four corners of the curtain over and tied them into a dead knot, bent his waist, and carried them on his shoulders, and the whole person looked like the thieves in the cartoon.
"With such quick hands and feet, I must have done these things like stealing chickens and dogs before, right?" Wang Xinnan teased Qin Lang while knocking and knocking around, just like those heroes looking for secret rooms on TV.
"Don't look for it, we're in modern times, do you still think you can find some mechanism, and then open a secret room full of treasures or martial arts cheats or something?" And still in the hospital.
Think about it, who would be so sore that they would make a basement or a secret passage in a hospital pharmacy? What can they do? Kill pigs? Isn't this a panic after eating too much?
"Click"
As soon as Qin Lang's words fell, the medicine shelf behind him suddenly moved slowly to the left, Qin Lang was shocked, and said in his heart: This special slap in the face is too hard, right?
"Shh
Just as Qin Lang was about to step forward to find out, Wang Xinnan suddenly made a move and pulled him over. At this moment, a yellow-haired young man with sharp beaks and monkey cheeks came out of the dark depths behind the shelves, and the yellow hair looked around, but he didn't find Qin Lang and the two hiding in the corner, glanced at the two pools of blood on the ground, frowned and muttered: "The little bolt and the old beast are playing more and more fiercely, and they are not afraid of playing themselves to death?"
Obviously, the little bolt in Huang Mao's mouth and the tall old beast were the unlucky ghosts who were tied up by Qin Lang and thrown in the corner of the wall and covered with a black cloth.
"Forget it, grandpa, I'm going to squat for a tuba first! I knew I wouldn't eat that bowl of cold fat just now! Oops, I can't stand it!"
There was a burst of colic in his henchmen for no reason, and Huang Mao suddenly covered his stomach and drilled outside, but he didn't want to meet Wang Xinnan and Qin Lang.
"You ... ”
"Uh, uh... ”