Chapter 0027 - Is It Okay to Wipe Harazi Dry First?

Chu Yan's face froze.

The pure facial features were full of shock and humiliation, and a pair of spring eyes stared directly at Xiao Ran, unable to speak for a long time.

It was as if the flames were still and the flames froze.

Ling Zhouyue was gnawing on the tiger's legs, like a picture scroll.

"You've only been in the business for two days, and you haven't practiced qi yet, so you want to accept apprentices?"

Xiao Ran was unhurried, and said slowly:

"There's an old saying in my hometown, you don't want to tell ...... Ahem, it means that if a cultivator doesn't have an apprentice, he will be laughed at when he says it. ”

Ling Zhouyue smiled faintly.

"You don't want to take this little sister as an apprentice, do you?"

Chu Yan was aggrieved and resentful, but he didn't dare to say much.

"Exactly. ”

Xiao Ran chewed the tiger liver, and the thick bitter fragrance was indescribable.

"The disciple has the skills of farming, construction and cooking, and he suffers from the fact that there is no successor after a hundred years, and he is afraid that there will be no one to serve the master at that time, so he wants to accept an apprentice first, pass on my mantle, and wait for the disciple to go west one day, so as not to call the master too lonely. ”

The rippling spring light swayed slightly in the starry eyes, and Ling Zhouyue raised the pot to drink a sip of poisonous wine.

"Whatever you want, don't take in the apprentice and forget the master. ”

[Congratulations to the host for obtaining 3 filial piety points!]

Xiao Ran was shocked.

I didn't expect to speak well, as long as I can move the master, I can also harvest a wave of filial piety, which shows the importance of ventriloquism.

"Chu Yan, don't call Shizun, Shizu. ”

Xiao Ran, I have to kill you!

scolded in her heart, but the girl was very well-behaved.

"Master, Master. ”

Xiao Ran didn't let go of this opportunity and touched the delicate little brain.

"In vain. ”

Chu Yan sat in a well-behaved posture, and secretly gritted his teeth in his heart.

Xiao Ran looked at Shizun again, drinking there without saying much, but his rich figure became more and more vain.

"Master, you seem to have been poisoned. ”

"Really?"

Ling Zhouyue looked at the wine jug fakely.

"There are too many fake wines now. ”

Xiao Ran said:

"Today is a good day, and in order to celebrate the master's ancestor, we should have a drink. ”

Ling Zhouyue shook her head.

"It's a pity that my wine, you will die if you drink it. ”

"Wait a minute. ”

Xiao Ran got up, went to the wine cellar in the valley to the south, and took out the alt wine that had just been fermented.

Packed in wooden barrels, it is more than 50 catties.

It is worthy of being a fairy family, and the speed of this juice is no one.

The color is transparent, slightly yellowish, and the smell is very light, like a faint grain fragrance blown by the wind blowing wheat waves.

Go back to Jianping and place the barrel on a boulder.

Take out three large white porcelain bowls and fill them with sake.

Looking at the abundant wool master and the petite tool apprentice in front of him, forming a stable closed loop of filial piety, Xiao Ran was in a good mood.

"This is my newly brewed ale, let's have a master-apprentice three-knot. ”

"Malt can also make wine?"

Ling Zhouyue doesn't care about what is righteous or not, her attention is all on wine.

The tip of his nose fluttered slightly.

β€œ...... You're definitely horse pee, aren't you?"

Xiao Ran smiled without saying a word, picked up the porcelain white bowl, and took the lead in taking a sip.

The coolness is in the throat, like a waterfall, and the top of the head is poured into the soles of the feet at once.

The limbs and internal organs were washed, washed clean, and the dust was clean, as if the flesh had opened the skylight, and the whole body was transparent, enlightened, and integrated with heaven and earth.

Toxins throughout the body, and even excrement, are washed away and degraded, and dissipated.

This is a completely different experience from tiger meat stimulating the taste buds and impacting Danbi.

The whole person is purified!

Chu Yan also took a sip timidly.

As if his whole body was penetrated, his little face was red for a moment, his eyes were thorough, and he looked at Xiao Ran's eyes differently.

For a girl like her, eating tiger meat was forced to be helpless, so she had to grit her teeth, and finally was stimulated by the dantian qi sea.

Drink ale, it's really refreshing!

"Really?"

Looking at Xiao Ran and Chu Yan's exaggerated reactions, Ling Zhouyue took a small sip of the bowl with a slight disgust.

In an instant, the sword eyebrows softened, as if seeing the starry sky.

Xiao Ran silently collected filial piety points.

[Congratulations to the host for obtaining 1 filial piety!]

One more sip, another sip, and a blink of an eye.

[Congratulations to the host for obtaining 1 filial piety!]

[Congratulations to the host for obtaining 1 filial piety!]

【......】

Ling Zhouyue felt refreshed, and inadvertently, the accumulated poisonous wine in her body was completely dissipated......

However, as a big man in the wine industry, she has a lot of style and is not so easy to conquer.

"Your sake tastes good, but it's a pity that it's too light for an old drinker like me. ”

Xiao Ran smiled:

"Then you drink more. ”

Tons and tons of ......

[Congratulations to the host ......]

It's not just Lingzhouyue.

Chu Yan either had the joy of joining the Sword Peak in his heart, or the depression of the people who condescended to Xiao Ran, or the ale wine was too delicious, and he couldn't help but drink a lot.

Xiao Ran smiled and said nothing, but he didn't dare to drink any more.

This is a great drink!

Break the sky!

Moreover, this is not from alcohol or spiritual energy, but from the perception of heaven and earth, and the stamina of life.

Xiao Ran only took a sip, and then remembered all kinds of things in his previous life, sweet and bitter, how many people were insurmountable.

Chu Yan was also quickly recruited.

Looking back on the past in the palace, I suddenly remembered my deceased mother...... The delicate body was weak and fell on the sword floor.

"The little girl is still too tender, learn to drink from adults, and three bowls of sake can get drunk. ”

After all, Ling Zhouyue was an old drinker, pointing out the country, scolding Fang Xuan, and in a blink of an eye, the world was spinning, and the vicissitudes of life were plopped and fell to the ground.

A delicate sound, a plop, before and after only ten breaths.

This wine is ruthless!

Xiao Ran sealed the barrel and put it into the system space, which can be absolutely fresh.

Look at the ground again.

On one side is a female teacher with a bold personality, her face is as beautiful as a picture scroll, and her body is carved like a ghost, but her lying posture is not very elegant, and the wort is like a trickle, submerging into the faint snow valley, which makes people think about it.

On the other side is the female apprentice who has just received the tool, a five-foot Lori who is pure and beautiful on the outside and lustful on the inside, and her paralyzed posture looks delicate and soft, which is endearing.

In terms of probability, it is not easy for two first-class stunning beauties to gather.

Xiao Ran looked up at the bright starry sky.

Traversers are always surrounded by beautiful women...... Sure enough, it's a law in the dark!

Open the system panel and look at the filial piety value.

After having enough to buy architecture, winemaking, farming, and cookingβ€”

The filial piety value has still risen to 50!

Xiao Ran had a hunch that in the next few days, as long as he rubbed Shizun's shoulders every day to soak in hot springs, melons, fruits and vegetables, home-cooked stir-frying, and barbecue seafood......

100 filial piety points, refining qi and cultivating for ...... Sight!

Thinking like this, he was suddenly full of energy, and he wanted to be right awayβ€”

Suddenly!

Xiao Ran was kicked to the ground.

The left wrist is firmly pressed by the knee covered with translucent bamboo white yarn, the right wrist is tightly pressed by the soft and slender little hand, and the waist and abdomen are crushed by the other knee.

A sharp blade pressed against his jaw, flickering with a cold chill in the flickering firelight.

This terrible posture......

No, it's not bad at all!

Xiao Ran looked carefully, and all the hands that he could exert the power of resonance were choked, and the waist and abdomen that he needed to use to perform his body method were also compacted.

In other words, even against him, a mortal, because she had tasted the strength of the power of resonance, the girl did not have the slightest carelessness and completely locked him up.

This little girl is not at all as innocent as she seems, and she is very cautious.

Xiao Ran was glad that he had saved the country with a curve and attacked the girl, otherwise it would be a very tricky thing to encounter her in the disciple challenge.

After all, Chu Yan was a Jindan monk, and after fainting, he subconsciously cleared the residual alcohol in the dantian, turned over, and kicked Xiao Ran over.

Then he knelt down on his body, locked his evil resonant hand, and drew his sword at him, and he was ashamed.

Before the sword elder woke up, Chu Yan half-knelt on Xiao Ran's body and shouted:

"You're taking advantage of me!"

Even if Xiao Ran was hit by a sharp sword, he still didn't wave.

I feel that in addition to not being able to exert force, it is quite comfortable to be pressed.

"Shizun is older than you, I don't want to take advantage of it, and I can take advantage of your little child?"

"You-"

Chu Yan gritted his teeth and calmed down.

"I mean, you're taking advantage of my generation!"

Xiao Ran smiled:

"If you can't enter the Sword Peak, you still have to call me uncle, and now you call me a master, are you very wronged?"

"Grievance!"

Chu Yan's face was swollen and red, and he was about to cry aggrieved.

"A good woman does not stoop under a man!"

That's why you're still in the position?

Xiao Ran only said:

"You don't have to call Shizun all the time, you can call him by his name when Shizun is not there, you can call me anything, but if Shizun is next to you, you must call me Shizun, and Zhijian Feng must have a physique. ”

Chu Yan glanced at him grimly.

"What if I don't say yes?"

Xiao Ran pursed his lips, the dead pig was not afraid of boiling water.

"Then the disciple will challenge you on the field, and from now on, you will never have the opportunity to get close to the master like today. ”

"Okay, I promise you. ”

Unexpectedly, Chu Yan agreed very simply.

She naturally knew the pros and cons, and drew her sword to face each other, just to give Xiao Ran a dismount, so as not to bully her in the future.

"Remember, you can't take advantage of me in the future!"

Xiao Ran thought to himself.

Am I Xiao Ran?

It is not advisable to dry up and fish, and mutual benefit is the perfect means to manipulate the tool apprentice.

"As a teacher, I don't like to oppress people with seniority, although you are an apprentice, what you do or say is all voluntary, and you will not take advantage of you. ”

Do you want to take advantage of this one-of-a-kind teacher?

Chu Yan put on a small face, let go of Xiao Ran, got up and put away his sword, and while arranging his clothes, he threatened as if nothing happened.

"In the future, if you dare to bully me, touch me while I am sleeping, and let me have a child, I will castrate you and escape back to the palace, so that your child will live without a father, discriminated against, and humiliated from an early age!"

Xiao Ran's tone was suffocated, and he was speechless for a long time.

The jaw was shocked, and only a layer of skin remained.

It's you, you've thought so far......

After a long time, I settled down before I said seriously:

"This is a matter between husband and wife, not between master and apprentice. ”

Chu Yan was still glaring at him.

"Don't lie!"

Xiao Ran shook his head and turned to look at Shizun.

"Shizun is too drunk and drunk, I guess I can't wake up, I want to carry Shizun to the hot spring pool to sober up, you come to help. ”

Chu Yan's eyes straightened, and he hurriedly stopped:

"Men and women don't kiss, let me come!"

"Can you wipe it dry first?"

With such a great opportunity to fulfill filial piety, how could Xiao Ran give it to others?

"Remember one thing – it is my duty to honor my teacher, and your duty is to honor me. ”