"Gollum"

Qin Lang, who had already fainted, didn't know that the muscles of his whole body were squirming wildly as if they were alive, and a pool of jet-black blood oozed from the pores of his body, and the violent convulsions of his whole body made the chair rattle.

All of this seems to be a sign of a corpse transformation.

"Click!"

At the moment when Wang Xinnan aimed the muzzle at Qin Lang's head, the fat man did not hesitate to load the sand troll in his hand and aimed it at Wang Xinnan's head.

"I'm sorry, Sister Nan, he is my eldest brother, and I don't allow anyone to hurt him, including you. The fat man's face was ashamed, but he did not flinch a step, and continued: "Of course, you can also step over my corpse. ”

Can you really do it?

The answer is yes – no.

For Qin Lang, the moment he blocked Alain's fist for himself, Wang Xinnan was relieved. Although he did hate this guy with a criminal record at first, after this period of contact, Wang Xinnan found that maybe he really looked away. In order to save the fat man, he could risk his life; in order to save Qin Yiwen, he put life and death out of the way; in order to save himself, he was even beaten off half of his life with a punch; and now in order to save people, he was infected by zombies again.

During this time, Qin Lang was like a shield, protecting the people around him all the time, although he was covered in bruises, although he was in unbearable pain, he still smiled and said, "I'm fine." ”

All in all, Qin Lang feels like what Qin Yiwen said: "Reliable." ”

For such a person, how could Wang Xinnan be ruthless? But for the safety of a carload of people, she could never put down the gun in her hand. For a time, Wang Xinnan was in a dilemma.

Thirsty! thirsty! thirsty like never before!

Qin Lang felt that his throat was about to smoke, his whole body seemed to be filled with lead, and he couldn't move at all, and the muscles on his body were extremely hard, like those poor insects on TV who had been petrified. The eyelids were also extremely heavy, and I tried to open them, but I couldn't.

"Water... ”

Qin Lang opened his mouth with difficulty, and a hoarse voice like a zombie came out of his throat.

What Qin Lang didn't know was that the moment he spoke, the hanging hearts of the entire carload of people finally let go.

"Quick, fatty, bring water! Deaf?"

"Oh ... Right now!"

"Hurry up!"

Taking the half bottle of mineral water handed over by the fat man, Wang Xinnan squeezed Qin Lang's mouth very roughly, and poured it with his hands. However, the moment he came into contact with Qin Lang's skin, Wang Xinnan almost screamed! Where did he touch it look like human skin? It was like touching a red-hot iron sheet! This temperature was too high!

The mineral water was poured into Qin Lang's mouth, and a burst of white smoke came out of the "Zizi", which immediately turned into water vapor.

"Water... Water... Give me water!"

His body was getting hotter and hotter, as if he was on fire, Qin Lang's whole body began to twitch violently, and the corners of his mouth were even foaming out.

"No, he's going to die if he goes on like this! Xiaoxiao, find a place with water! The little prodigal son is dying. Wang Xinnan said anxiously.

"Brother, you must come through!" Looking at Qin Lang's appearance, Qin Yiwen's heart was like a knife, and she pounced on Qin Lang regardless of the obstacles, and her hands that touched Qin Lang's skin were immediately scalded with a few bubbles.

It hurts, but Qin Yiwen still didn't let go, and prayed silently in her heart: "God, please save my brother! As long as I can save him, I am willing to pay any price." ”

I have to say that God still favors this poor brother and sister. Feng Xiaoxiao soon found a pond on the side of the road, and parked the school bus on the side of the road without hesitation.

"Yiwen get out of the way, fat brother, I'll come!"

The moment he picked up Qin Lang, the fat man seemed to have been tortured by cannon branding. At this time, where is there still a person on his back? It's just a humanoid soldering iron!

For the first time, the fat man felt how long the distance of 100 meters was, and puffs of white smoke rose from his back, and the flesh began to tumble, and the fat dripped down the waistband of his trousers to the ground. I have to say that this is a good way to lose weight, but it's just a little cruel.

"Ahhhh

Gritting his teeth and coming to the pond, the fat man didn't hesitate at all, and jumped into the pond with Qin Lang on his back.

"Gollum. ”

It's summer now, the water in the pond is not deep, Qin Lang, who has long been unconscious, plunged into the water and poured his belly hard, and with him as the center, the water within a radius of two meters began to boil, and some small fish and shrimp directly surfaced.

"Damn! I don't even save firewood!" Feeling that the temperature around him began to rise, the fat man quickly moved to the side.

After about half an hour, Qin Lang finally opened his eyes, and in just a few dozen minutes, Qin Lang seemed to have fallen into a mountain of flames, almost not melting. Fortunately, after a burst of coolness, I was relieved.

"Boss, you're finally awake! I'm scared to death!" Looking at Qin Lang, who had eased up, the fat man finally breathed a sigh of relief, but he always felt that the current Brother Lang was a little different from before, but the fat man, who had always been rough, didn't notice it for a while.

Looking at the environment he was in, the scalded and burned back of the fat man, Qin Lang naturally understood everything, nodded at the fat man and said, "Thank you this time, fat man, please eat chicken feet when you go back, old village chief!"

"I want to listen to Coke!"

"No problem!hahahaha... ”

The familiar conversation reminded Qin Lang of his college days, every time he looked for a fat man to do something, he was treated with a pack of chicken feet, this guy is just a trash can, he eats everything, of course, he is not stupid, he will listen to Coke more every time, otherwise how can he grow so fat?

"Stop chatting, I'm throwing my clothes on the side of the road, it's getting dark, so I'll come up when I'm fine." Wang Xinnan threw down a pile of clothes and turned to leave.

"Hehe, Sister Nan, you are a servant of the people, how can you steal the clothes of ordinary people?

"What do you mean by stealing? What do you mean by stealing? I'm a highly educated person, and we don't call stealing when we read books, but we call taking! Besides, I'm a public servant of the people, and I've done my best to protect my family and defend the country, so what's wrong with requisitioning a few tattered clothes? Shouldn't I?" Wang Xinnan said righteously, and his words were quite Kong Yiji.

"Little prodigal son, come up, I've had a trick with my sister, let my sister and I see if you have become a plug-in superman!" Feng Xiaoxiao is a curious baby, in addition to bickering with Wang Xinnan on weekdays, he loves to tinker with some strange things.

Obviously, the current Qin Lang is a strange thing in her eyes.

Qin Lang is not a fool, so he naturally doesn't think that he has increased his kung fu by injecting an unreliable potion, after all, that is a bridge that only exists in TV dramas. At this moment, Qin Lang did not have a feeling full of surging power, but was soft and weak, as if... Well, it looks like I've gotten up early in the morning and stroked three times in one go.

In this state, it is estimated that even the fat man can handle him quite well, and he still fights with Feng Xiaoxiao's pervert?

"Well, you see, it's getting late, so let's find a place to spend the night?"

"Makes sense!" Feng Xiaoxiao nodded and said, "Then don't get up for the two of you." ”

"Why?"

"Fish!"

About an hour later, night had fallen, Qin Lang and his party occupied a small bungalow on the side of the road like a magpie's nest, the house was quite clean, but the roof was broken with a big hole, but it was not in the way, so that you could sit in the house and watch the stars, wouldn't it be very good?

The flames kept beating, and a pot of fish and shrimp was stewed in the pot - it was the fruit of the fat man and Qin Lang's half-hour labor, although no seasoning was found, the tempting fragrance emitted from the pot still made a group of people look green, and the sound of swallowing saliva was endless, and the stopping force was almost like a person like the fat man, who almost put the pig's paws into the pot, but fortunately, Qin Lang stopped it in time.

"Wait a minute. ”

"It's so boring!" Feng Xiaoxiao stretched out, sat cross-legged on the ground, supported her chin with her right hand, and fiddled with the fire with half a branch in her left hand, her beautiful big eyes turned around on Qin Lang's body, and suddenly said: "Little prodigal, I heard that you used to be a rapist, tell my sister what's the matter." I can't see that you kid is so good-looking that you can do such a thing! Hey, you're not a little daring!"

"What? Rose, who was closer to Qin Lang, immediately frowned when she heard this, and stretched out her hand to her waist - she was touching her own guy!

"Hey, you can eat food indiscriminately, but you can't talk nonsense! Don't teach the children badly. Who else is that, let's have something to say, don't use knives and guns!" In order to maintain his tall image, Qin Lang hurriedly interrupted: "It's all said, I was wronged." ”

Wang Xinnan also asked curiously: "Then tell me, how you were wronged, it just so happens that I also want to know whether I kicked you wronged." ”

Wronged! Worse than Dou E!

Qin Lang looked at Wang Xinnan with some resentment, and said helplessly: "Okay, since you want to hear it, it doesn't hurt to tell you." In fact, it is a modern version of the triangle drama of Wu Dalang, Pan Jinlian and Ximenqing. ”

Feng Xiaoxiao's eyes lit up, as if a severely addicted patient had smoked opium or tablets, and he instantly came to his senses.

There is a way that ten women have nine gossip, which is really true.

"Hurry up, don't ink!"

"Ahem. Qin Lang cleared his throat and said in his slightly low but magnetic voice: " It was a sunny morning, about ninety o'clock, it was nine o'clock or ten o'clock, I can't remember clearly, and I don't know what I ate wrong the night before, early in the morning, I opened my left eye, and then opened my right eye, first put on socks and then pants, of course, I didn't mean to wear the pants backwards, and then rushed to the only toilet in our community, hey, you don't know, the toilet doesn't know how long no one has rushed through, everywhere... Gee... ”

A pot of fish soup was simmering in the pot, Qin Lang's words suddenly made Wang Xinnan frown, and interrupted: "Don't talk nonsense, pick the key points!"

"Okay. Qin Lang scratched the back of his head, sank his face, and continued: "Anyway, I was squatting in the pit at the time, and suddenly I felt a tumbling in my stomach, and then crackled and pulled a lot... ”

Feeling Wang Xinnan's unkind gaze, Qin Lang hurriedly said: "At this moment, a person suddenly rushed in from outside the toilet, and without saying a word, he pulled me out." You also know,I'm the most hygienic.,Naturally I don't want to just hold a butt.。。。 ”

"Choke!"

I don't know when, Wang Xinnan has already pulled out the dagger on Rose's waist.

Qin Lang was like Wang Leper Hu in Ah Q's main biography, his neck shrunk, and he hurriedly answered: "Uh... The man was my high school classmate, named Hou San, and he pulled me excitedly and said that when he saw my girlfriend Pan Zhiyun and others going to open a room early in the morning, and they hadn't come out for two hours, he specially asked me to catch the adulterer! Of course, I still don't understand why he was so excited. ”

The fat man pinched the branch in his hand and stirred the flame, and interjected: "Oh! You don't know, Pan Zhiyun's bitch is shameless! Long before that, I often seduced me behind Brother Lang's back, if it weren't for my super self-control... ”

"Do you want to be shameless?" Wang Xinnan said with a white look at the fat man.

This is more than a fat man who looks three points like a person and seven points like a ghost, he doesn't need makeup at all to act in horror movies, his body is bloated like a fat pig, and when he lies down in the pigsty, his head is covered, and he must be killed by the pig killer as a fat pig.

On this condition, unless Pan Zhiyun's brain is in the water, will she seduce him?

It's a dream!

"You two sing double reeds to tease us?" Feng Xiaoxiao was a little unhappy, it was obvious that Qin Lang and the fat man were deceiving people together, and they still pretended to be serious, making people want to tear up those two broken mouths. Saying that, taking advantage of Wang Xinnan's defenselessness, he quickly pinched her chest vigorously, and said with a smile: "Really think we are brainless? ”

"You damn girl! Believe it or not, I'm going to tear your mouth apart?" Wang Xinnan's sensitive parts were attacked by strange hands, and he immediately blushed, glared at Feng Xiaoxiao, and was about to pull her delicate little face as he spoke.

"Oops, I was wrong!"

"Do you dare?"

The two women twisted together, although a large piece of spring light was revealed, but Qin Lang didn't dare to turn his head at all—because she didn't know when there was an extra cold dagger around her neck.

"Okay, okay, okay!" Feng Xiaoxiao tidied up his clothes, nodded at Rose with satisfaction, rolled his eyes at Qin Lang and said: "If you don't want to mention it, you can not tell it, if you want to make up a story, please take a snack! Especially this dead fat man, do you think he is so fat and ugly, like an actor?

What's wrong with the fat? What's wrong with the ugly? Just by relying on this, you can stop yourself from becoming a superstar of a generation? The fat man had a stalk in his neck, and he wanted to say something, but he was stopped by Qin Lang, so he had to twist his head to the side and look sulking.

"Well, everyone is their own person, so I won't hide it from you. Qin Lang sighed, looked out the window, and said faintly: "I have a small hair, his name is Xu Bing, we have played since childhood, we have lived together for eighteen years, and our feelings are profound, not brothers are better than brothers... ”

The fat man interjected, "And me!"

"Don't interrupt! Otherwise, my sister will give you free plastic surgery!" Feng Xiaoxiao glared, waved the branch in his hand and threatened viciously.

"When I graduated from high school, I was admitted to a second-rate university, and he chose to join the army because of his family conditions. Qin Lang paused and continued: "At that time, he would call me on time every weekend night and talk about the things in the barracks, what kind of food was unpalatable, what people were punished for undiscipline, when they saw a few female soldiers... ”

"In his sophomore year, he got married, and it is said that he was introduced to the family, a rural girl... ”

"On the day of the wedding, I met the bride, it was very beautiful... That day, he pulled me and said, when I graduate, introduce me to one... While speaking, Qin Lang peeked at Feng Xiaoxiao and Wang Xinnan, and said flatteringly: "Of course, there is still a certain gap compared to the two eldest ladies... ”

"Hmph, you kid has vision!" Feng Xiaoxiao secretly grabbed Wang Xinnan's waist while speaking, and his head rested on her chest, looking very comfortable.

"Then one time he came home from vacation, and we drank a lot together, and that day he said a lot of inexplicable things, as if... As with the aftermath, even his wife and children were entrusted to me, and at first I didn't care, thinking that he just drank too much. After that, it must have been half a year, and I never saw him again and didn't hear from him... ”

"It was at that time that I graduated, and when I rushed back to his house, I saw his posthumous photo... That's when I learned that he had blocked a shot for his teammates during a mission, but he himself died. ”

"Heh, this guy, it's always like this, when I was a child, he was the one who blocked my fist for me, and this time he blocked the gun for others! Speaking of this, Qin Lang's eyes were a little moist.

"I didn't expect that after that drink, we would be separated by yin and yang. But my Qin family has ancestral teachings, men, don't take promises, promises, and fruits! Since I have promised to take care of his wife and children, then I must do it. ”

Later, after many inquiries, I finally contacted the woman, she offered to meet, but the location was a hotel, I didn't think much about it at the time, after all, people still have children, so I directly agreed. The moment I opened the door of the room, I lost consciousness in front of me... ”

"And then?" Feng Xiaoxiao asked again.

"Then, when I woke up, I was already handcuffed, and a certain eldest lady was waiting for me with her feet!" Qin Lang looked at Wang Xinnan with a resentful expression. The picture of being ravaged by her is still vivid, especially when I see her small leather shoes with roots, I have an urge to quickly cover my crotch.

When I arrived, they said that the gangsters had been subdued, and that my sister, the most hated rapist in my life, and besides, when I saw that your kid was good-eyed and handsome, and he was not at home to take care of it, and he actually ran out to do this kind of thing that people and gods were angry about! It was simply a loss of conscience, and pigs and dogs were not as good, so I put down a heavier foot. ”

"However, based on my years of experience in handling cases, I think there must be something strange in this matter, so I have been merciful, you see, you are not good now!"

What a fart! If he hadn't protected himself, the hat of the last eunuch in Chinese history would not have been Qin Lang?

"No, she has no reason to frame you!" Feng Xiaoxiao frowned and looked puzzled.

"It's simple, she shouldn't want to find out the truth about your small sacrifice, and deliberately set up a situation to lure you into the trap!" Wang Xinnan deserved to be a policeman, and his analysis was methodical, but then he shook his head and said: "No, no, didn't you say that she was just a rural girl? With her background, it is obviously impossible to plan and operate these, unless... ”

"That's right! Later, a man who called himself Zhao Gongzi took the initiative to come in and look for me, although he didn't reveal his identity, but he could bring dozens of guards with him, I don't think I need to say more about his identity, right?"

Zhao Gongzi? Could it be that from the Zhao family? Wang Xinnan held his chin with one hand and thought thoughtfully.

Feng Xiaoxiao Huo Ran got up, with an angry face, and roared with hatred: "So you just gave in like this? What about your bloody nature as a man? ”

Qin Lang waved his hand, signaling her to calm down, glanced at Qin Yiwen, who was already asleep leaning on his shoulder, and sighed: "After I was released from prison, I searched around for clues, but I couldn't find anything, but the more this happened, the more I felt that there was something wrong here! And just a year before I was released from prison, her old mother actually hanged herself." ”

"Where's the kid?"

"Child?" Qin Lang's eyes were a little red, and he said in a hoarse voice: "I asked his neighbors, not long after he left, the child had an accident and fell into the river and drowned! How can there be so many accidents in this world? Hmm? I bet that the child must have been killed by them!

"Then you, are you still going to track it down?"

"Why don't you check?" Qin Lang looked at the sky and muttered, "This is me, I owe him." ”